Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The really sad part is the realization that a lot of movies are steadily getting worse - which comparatively pushes up the quality of the Marvel movies which are at least maintaining basic competence.

Sure there's a lot of movies better than Marvel, but compare it to the Rise of Skywalker and it looks like Shakespeare.
Yeah, It's remarkably sad that the reason I see Infinity War as the 'deep' Marvel film is because their villain isn't a 2-D caricature because they put a minor about of interesting character into his character. Endgame didn't even bother with that, he was just an asshole in that film who got off on killing people, whereas Infinity War Thanos was an asshole that killed people but felt bad about doing it and felt bad about sacrificing things for his mad goals.
 
Yeah, It's remarkably sad that the reason I see Infinity War as the 'deep' Marvel film is because their villain isn't a 2-D caricature because they put a minor about of interesting character into his character. Endgame didn't even bother with that, he was just an asshole in that film who got off on killing people, whereas Infinity War Thanos was an asshole that killed people but felt bad about doing it and felt bad about sacrificing things for his mad goals.
Nothing will be on par with Black Panther for Bob though, which we all know why he liked it.

Anyway...
For me, Infinity War and Endgame were both two of the better MCU movies because there’s a sense of solid structure and the payoff in the end is well earned,
except that they really slow walked the hell out of the time travel sequence. Like wow, scenes where Thor and Tony stop for no reason just to talk to their parents, as well as in Infinity War where Thanos and Gamora have their daddy issues made the films UNNECESSARILY LONGER, like what a waste of time.

But iirc, both Infinity War and Endgame kinda has the same issue with the later Harry Potter films, where there are times where I felt that they sort of made the plot unnecessarily darker and edgier just for the sake of being darker and edgier at times which exacerbated the slow walking issues.
 
Nothing will be on par with Black Panther for Bob though, which we all know why he liked it.

Anyway...
For me, Infinity War and Endgame were both two of the better MCU movies because there’s a sense of solid structure and the payoff in the end is well earned,
except that they really slow walked the hell out of the time travel sequence. Like wow, scenes where Thor and Tony stop for no reason just to talk to their parents, as well as in Infinity War where Thanos and Gamora have their daddy issues made the films UNNECESSARILY LONGER, like what a waste of time.

But iirc, both Infinity War and Endgame kinda has the same issue with the later Harry Potter films, where there are times where I felt that they sort of made the plot unnecessarily darker and edgier just for the sake of being darker and edgier at times which exacerbated the slow walking issues.
Yeah, I remember taking my little brother to see Harry Potter and thinking 'Damn, extreme camping really made Harry go militant' when he uses a torture spell on someone. Edgy as all fuck.
 
It's ok as long as it isn't Trump I guess. So much for believing women, Robert.

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I've mentioned it before, but my theory is that the only reason big breadtuber/leftists haven't called out Robert for being a piece of shit is because he's useful. He's an extremist, and when they get called out for saying exceptional shit they can deflect criticism by saying "We're not all moviebob, calm down."

All it takes is an occasional tweet dunking on Bob.
I guess it's possible, but my bet is much more boring: they see Bob as basically dogshit. You clean up dogshit if it's in your yard, and definitely if it's in your house, but you're never going into your neighbor's backyard to clean up dogshit there. Breadtube (and pretty much everyone else) is content to leave the weird, spergy, basement-dwelling ogre to mull in his little corner of the internet about nazi-braska and original stories of lesbian thundercats meets Huckleberry Finn, as long as it's not near them. Less gross than interacting with him, and his elitism keeps him far enough out of their lane that they don't have to worry about stepping in Moviebob.
 
I don't get how Bob's mind works. Trump voters get nothing but disdain and condemnation from him, but this bitch gets thinly-veiled admiration despite the things she's done. I bet he tried to pass it off as a joke earlier because even he knows he can't justify this mentality.
Because he thinks that if America stopped sending subsidies to middle America and put all that money into NASA, he'd have his space ship in a few short years. Whereas in NK, they don't care about "petty morality" and would probably sacrifice the obsolete farmers to get that superior future he wants made. And it's a woman so maybe she'll let Bob be her toady and give him a crumb of pussy for all his hard work fighting for the right side of history.

What work, if any, he has done only exists in his mind.
 
Some serious coffin content today - senpai finally noticed Robert! And it only took him retweeting himself!
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Coffin strikes back (note there are multiple robert posts directed at coffin I'm not capping them all)
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And a guy who is often in bobs replies gives coffin an explanation;
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Angie speaks has also noticed robert trying to get her attention
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And the last bit super ass hurt Robert.
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^ Important to note that "capitalism is poop" has been low effort shitposting on Roberts tweets for months now. Robert finally blocking him is good evidence of how close to home poop finally hit.

Other dumb Robert shit - thinking anyone cares about asscreed
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He talks about space all the time but has no idea how NASA works
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BOOMERS = SUPERIOR FUTCHA VOTERS
COLORED YOUNG PEOPLE = MATH DOESNT WORK LOL
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Because he thinks that if America stopped sending subsidies to middle America and put all that money into NASA, he'd have his space ship in a few short years. Whereas in NK, they don't care about "petty morality" and would probably sacrifice the obsolete farmers to get that superior future he wants made. And it's a woman so maybe she'll let Bob be her toady and give him a crumb of pussy for all his hard work fighting for the right side of history.

What work, if any, he has done only exists in his mind.

A reminder that even if Trump did that tomorrow, the fact that the Dreaded Orange Man did it would forever taint it.
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Oh wow, totally forgot Black Widow was supposed to come out today had not for COVID-19. I could only imagine the depressing realization Robert is having that he has to wait until November to CONSUME PRODUCT.
He's probably losing it harder than normal because he can't just mindlessly consoom. He can only fetishize a mommy president or imagining mouth raping a conservative woman for so much after all.
 
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Some serious coffin content today - senpai finally noticed Robert! And it only took him retweeting himself!
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Coffin strikes back (note there are multiple robert posts directed at coffin I'm not capping them all)
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And a guy who is often in bobs replies gives coffin an explanation;
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Angie speaks has also noticed robert trying to get her attention
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And the last bit super ass hurt Robert.
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^ Important to note that "capitalism is poop" has been low effort shitposting on Roberts tweets for months now. Robert finally blocking him is good evidence of how close to home poop finally hit.

Other dumb Robert shit - thinking anyone cares about asscreed
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He talks about space all the time but has no idea how NASA works
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BOOMERS = SUPERIOR FUTCHA VOTERS
COLORED YOUNG PEOPLE = MATH DOESNT WORK LOL
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:story: everyone thinks bob is a creep and his only response is to use his bloated inactive follower filled account
 
Poor Robert, he can't deny that many of his idols in BreadTube don't like him:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1256433865461301249 (Archive)

BreadTubers like to LARP as being people who want to help the working class and change people's minds. Openly associating with a man who dehumanizes everyone who thinks differently than him and expresses glee at the idea of the working class suffering would contradict their desired image.
 
BreadTubers like to LARP as being people who want to help the working class and change people's minds. Openly associating with a man who dehumanizes everyone who thinks differently than him and expresses glee at the idea of the working class suffering would contradict their desired image.

Amazing, just amazing. "One more thing that didn't survive the Trump era," as if the direct cause wasn't his insane ranting, insufferable condescension, and general cuntery. You'd think someone who so obviously hates himself would be capable of at least a scrap of self-reflection, but I suppose not.
 
Poor Robert, he can't deny that many of his idols in BreadTube don't like him:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1256433865461301249 (Archive)

BreadTubers like to LARP as being people who want to help the working class and change people's minds. Openly associating with a man who dehumanizes everyone who thinks differently than him and expresses glee at the idea of the working class suffering would contradict their desired image.
Bob talks about using his artificially bloated account and his dwindling popularity as if he had to blow a former partner's head off during a heist. "I didn't want to use the big account, It wasn't supposed to end like this! We could have a superior future together, robots, Asian dictator gfs, Marvel films galore! But you and that big Orange bastard kept picking and picking!"
 
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