Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1255848551562838023 (Archive)
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Robert just can't accept that no one cares about his failed presidential candidate waifu. Sad!
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
I mean for fuck sakes, Warren barely got third in her home state. Who would be that stupid enough to support someone like that or be as incompetent as someone like that?
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Did you ever read the Chuck Wendig thread? He had a meltdown on Twitter when she dropped and complained that she could have been "like a mom for the entire country." and that Americans needed a surrogate mother figure to lead them. Lots of statements about how Warren was a mother stand-in.

Dudes like them have a bizarre, Freudian fixation on elderly female politicians. It's the worst version of mommydom ever.
 
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You're supposed to pick a running mate who'll add a voting bloc to the ticket. Tim Kaine, adds blue-collar workers. Mike Pence, ditto for evangelicals. Stacey Abrams, as appalling as she is, you'd hope to get out the black vote with her. Elizabeth Warren? She adds nothing. The only bloc she's at all popular with is the ultra-left, and she ain't very popular with them after she went after Bernie.
 
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Therealhomor said:
Did you ever read the Chuck Wendig thread? He had a meltdown on Twitter when she dropped and complained that she could have been "like a mom for the entire country." and that Americans needed a surrogate mother figure to lead them. Lots of statements about how Warren was a mother stand-in.

Dudes like them have a bizarre, Freudian fixation on elderly female politicians. It's the worst version of mommydom ever.
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That mentality is hands down disturbing. "I need to be a mother for the country" is arguably the most dangerous and creepy proclamation a female politican can take because it's just a smidge away from outright saying "i want to be a dictator. But a benevolent one, uncultured swines".

It would fit right at home with Bob's idiotic ideology. And when he said in Europe most dead from Coronavirus are in the UK, jokes on him. Italy leads the deceased and Spain leads the infected. But hey, what's a google search when you need to dunk on political opponents in the most petty way possible?
 
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Therealhomor said:
Did you ever read the Chuck Wendig thread? He had a meltdown on Twitter when she dropped and complained that she could have been "like a mom for the entire country." and that Americans needed a surrogate mother figure to lead them. Lots of statements about how Warren was a mother stand-in.

Dudes like them have a bizarre, Freudian fixation on elderly female politicians. It's the worst version of mommydom ever.
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Only time I checked that thread out was when I found out he butchered Turok. How could he fucked that up hard?

Bob and his ilk like Chuck are in denial in the fact that their political party is looking fucked. They got a has been former Vice-President with possible dementia and sexual assault allegations that are getting more and more serious.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
You're supposed to pick a running mate who'll add a voting bloc to the ticket. Tim Kaine, adds blue-collar workers. Mike Pence, ditto for evangelicals. Stacey Abrams, as appalling as she is, you'd hope to get out the black vote with her. Elizabeth Warren? She adds nothing. The only bloc she's at all popular with is the ultra-left, and she ain't very popular with them after she went after Bernie.
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Blob simps for warren just because he saw a few marvel movie actors and "high iq" twitter accounts do it too not for any well thought out reason.
 
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Malagor the dank omen said:
That mentality is hands down disturbing. "I need to be a mother for the country" is arguably the most dangerous and creepy proclamation a female politican can take because it's just a smidge away from outright saying "i want to be a dictator. But a benevolent one, uncultured swines".

It would fit right at home with Bob's idiotic ideology. And when he said in Europe most dead from Coronavirus are in the UK, jokes on him. Italy leads the deceased and Spain leads the infected. But hey, what's a google search when you need to dunk on political opponents in the most petty way possible?
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There's a reason the evil government in 1984 is called "Big Brother" and not "The Chainsaw Rapists."
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Robert trying to politize corona to demonize his ideological opposition:
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I remember Robert rambling about what he thinks would be an appropriate response to corona. While I can't find the tweet, @The Nothingness screencaped a response to his spicy take.
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The fact that Robert deleted tells me that his idea was so objectively shit that he couldn't even use his re.tarded, wrapped ideology to even attempt to spin/ justify it.

While the UK's and US's corona response is far from perfect, at least they aren't on par with Robert's big-brained idea.
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@Benisbro provided the tweet from Bob.

 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
lol can we infer from this that Bob pays for porn and prostitutes? Who the hell even pays for porn anymore anyways? It helps to explain why even with him still getting $3,156 neet bucks a month he complains about being broke and having to clip coupons.
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I still think he's too much of a pussy to buy IRL prostitute services (plus if he did you'd think the virgin rage would diminish a bit), but I wouldn't be a bit surprised if his bank records look like this.
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Doctor Placebo said:
I still think he's too much of a pussy to buy IRL prostitute services
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Dunno. His innate cowardice and probably his own aversion to meet people IRL (remember this is Moviebob we are talking) are pretty strong but i think that perhaps if he got baited into the whole "prostitution is empowering and feminist" shit he would either get a whore once or become a permasimp for some faminist harlot that sees him for what he is and decides to take advantage of it.
 
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