Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MemeGrey]

This guy is fat and annoying

 

[Tookie]

This was a telling interaction I saw on Facebook the other night between Dick and Jesse Alt #45790 in response to someone pointing out that Jesse's faggotry erodes any intrinsic entertainment value the leaks have. Let's leave aside any pretense that this spergout has been for entertainment value or ｅｔｈｉｃｓ ｉｎ ｐｏｄａｃａｓｔｉｎｇ, this has been a couple of assblasted faggots putting on a performance for an audience of one because senpai didn't notice them. Unfortunately, we all have to deal with their spam and stupidity.

 

[Disheveled Human]

The more and more time goes by the less I like everyone involved. It used to just be about the LUL's now it has just become another run of the mill internet hugbox with everyone running point defense. As far as Jesse is concerned I don't think anyone gave a shit about him nor did anyone want to know his background history people just wanted Dick to address his simp texts in front of his friends and that didn't happen even though that was the whole point of bringing the Jesse kid on so he could go over the texts with dick.

 

[MemeGrey]

Jesse is a fame whore and if all he wanted was to own Dick he'd just post the DM's everwhere and not offer his faggy commentary, the fact that nobody has posted them here means they're a big nothing

 

[Disheveled Human]

Imagine being invited onto the killstream with leaked mundane matt texts and instead of going through the texts they just shit talked the guy with the leaks while calling mundane matt a super chad.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Jesse is a fame whore and if all he wanted was to own Dick he'd just post the DM's everwhere and not offer his faggy commentary, the fact that nobody has posted them here means they're a big nothing

They're hilariously cringe and they're right in this thread. It's not like gonna "take him down" or anything, but they're worth a good chuckle and a few weeks of ribbing. Videos of people reading them out, particularly PPP are peppered all over as well. I know his vid is like 2 hrs, but the first 15 is where he gets through them. There's probably more discussion about it in the Ralph Thread because the coverup is also funny and the drama happened there.

Here's the cringy DMs leaked by JLH from between her and Dick. Having finally read through them myself, I'm kind of thinking never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity. What if he's really just drunk, horny and in love, and the "bitch ping-pong" mindgame is something that JLH came up with to justify her own feelings? On the other hand, a manipulative Dick would be trying to create that exact innocent impression. Blaming your intoxication, arousal, and infatuation is a smart way to absolve yourself of responsibility for your actions. I'm trying really hard to make boring relationship drama entertaining.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Dick is a simp and his fanbase is full of simps too by coping with "All men do this!"
If you have to lie and beg for pussy then you're not a good representative of the male population, you're a bottom of the barrel beta.
Jesse is a faggot but most people focusing on his faggotry are just trying to sweep this whole thing under the rug to protect Dick which they always do, you think if a lefty said and did the same degenerate shit as Dick, they'd be okay with it? Fuck no.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Linking to where I posted the images of the texts on the off chance people haven't bothered to watch anything or read the already posted ones.

have fun worshiping your favorite eceleb I guess?

Edit: Perhaps this is more digestible

 

[变性黑鬼]

people just wanted Dick to address his simp texts in front of his friends

What is there to address? He wasn't simping. He fucked her in a threesome with his current GF. If he read through them with Metokur and Ralph, it would just be them hyuk hyuking at how "gay" and "cringy" he sounds when he's talking to the girl he's infatuated with. Imagine reading through your texts between you and ex-gf with your friends. What is there to say?

The only thing there is to discuss is the fundamental disconnect between the natures and desires men and women, which simultaneously attract and repulse. But Metokur and Ralph are not exactly philosophers.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

What is there to address? He wasn't simping. He fucked her in a threesome with his current GF. If he read through them with Metokur and Ralph, it would just be them hyuk hyuking at how "gay" and "cringy" he sounds when he's talking to the girl he's infatuated with. Imagine reading through your texts between you and ex-gf with your friends. What is there to say?

The only thing there is to discuss is the fundamental disconnect between the natures and desires men and women, which simultaneously attract and repulse. But Metokur and Ralph are not exactly philosophers.

Doesn't everyone realise writing whiny texts to a married chick who lives across the country then bitching when anyone brings it up is what men do?

Dick is a Chad

Edit: Dick is apparently currently sperging out at some randoms on Twitter. https://twitter.com/MrDeadmanDT/status/1258147915857571840?s=20

 

[Berrakh]

Jessie is a fag, Dick's chad act and persona is a lie, his supersillious gaslighting of other men is as well, this is only one look into his private life so he's probably even less "chad" than we realize. This is less of a "betrayal" for me because I always assumed the chad-ness was really played up and that it would be impossible to always be at that pitch (and it's probably unhealthy), And his late-stage adoption of conservative postures is probably just pandering and he doesn't actually give a fuck. Anything else?

Really this is kind of gay to care too much about, Dick and others are right about that, but it still needs to be said. That's it.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Jessie is a fag, Dick's chad act and persona is a lie, his supersillious gaslighting of other men is as well, this is only one look into his private life so he's probably even less "chad" than we realize. This is less of a betrayal for me because I always assumed the chad-ness was really played up and that it would be impossible to always be at that pitch (and it's probably unhealthy), And his late-stage adoption of conservative postures is probably just pandering and he doesn't actually give a fuck. Anything else?

Really this is kind of gay to care too much about, Dick and others are right about that, but it still needs to be said. That's it.

It's just funny and obviously has gotten under his skin enough to rally his mentally insufficient troops. IDK why people think it's some big betrayal or "It's ogre for Dick." How do you get betrayed by an internet funnyman you have no relationship or contract with? I don't think most people aside from Jessie are saying that.

 

[Berrakh]

It's just funny and obviously has gotten under his skin enough to rally his mentally insufficient troops. IDK why people think it's some big betrayal or "It's ogre for Dick." How do you get betrayed by an internet funnyman you have no relationship or contract with? I don't think most people aside from Jessie are saying that.

I thought that about idubbz and people acting like he betrayed them. How sad is that? To be betrayed by idubbz. What does it say that every man the average poster looks up to ends up being revealed as a "simp"? Idubbz pimping his girlfriend is pretty bad granted, but this new situation just proves people were engaged in wishful thinking.

 

[Freedom Fries]

I thought that about idubbz and people acting like he betrayed them. How sad is that? To be betrayed by idubbz. What does it say that every man the average poster looks up to ends up being revealed as a "simp"? Idubbz pimping his girlfriend is pretty bad granted, but this new situation just proves people were engaged in wishful thinking.

Yes. I would say this situation is comparable to the Idubbz thing in terms of funny drama. Why would people look up to ecelebs is beyond me, but I don't think too many people do here when compared with other, somehow sadder places on the internet like sperg twitter.

I also think the whole betrayed/looked up to thing is a nice bait and switch strawman a lot of people pull to deflect from funny drama.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Doesn't everyone realise writing whiny texts to a married chick who lives across the country then bitching when anyone brings it up is what men do?

Jessie, it doesn't matter that she was married. You're not even religious. It doesn't matter that she lived far away either, and the text weren't whiny. They're cringy texts, quit trying to ascribe more to them.

I would say this situation is comparable to the Idubbz thing in terms of funny drama.

I wish. There's barely any lulz.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I don't think this is thought of as some massive betrayal or moralfagging by the people calling dick out on it and the framing of it as such is a little suspect. Dick's whole schtick is extremely passe and I think the internet is looking for more humanity out of their personalities imo. Dick's got one note and that fucker just came out sour.

You could compare it to Rekieta where despite any iffy shit he pulled he was relatively shielded from criticism while he hit his note well which was being an authority on law knowledge. When it was clear he wasn't selling exactly what was on the package he started taking some shit.

 

[MemeGrey]

Linking to where I posted the images of the texts on the off chance people haven't bothered to watch anything or read the already posted ones.

Thanks, I must've missed them earlier in the thread and couldn't listen to the people reading them.

 

[Superman93]

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Masterson just called you out dog.

 

[AdderalAdmiral]

No male with long hair is a chad. Dick looks like Larry from the three stooges.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

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Masterson just called you out dog.

This thread is weird.

Imagine, if you will, an alternate universe in which Mick Dasterson posted an irritated screengrab of a farms post on his twitter, not long after giving a thoroughly poor performance on a mess of a stream. A stream where if you really pay attention he somehow sounded almost as incoherent as Ethan Ralph has at times been in the past, resorting to even worse jokes than what he managed to come up with for his own roast, and blurting out strange lines like "Jamie the one I [sic] had a small cock?" Really focus on his part of the confrontation and how it was a mess.

That guy probably wouldn't have any posters saying stuff like "Ah but it's Mick, he's cool and this will all blow over for him." No need to look into anything that the guy he was floundering against said. We all love Mick.

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