The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

Except it makes no sense for what's supposed to be a science fiction film set on another planet, Se7en is at least set in present day.


By that logic, there should be no blue collar people in Alien. They should all be wearing futuristic space suits and there shouldn't be those dippy bird things and they should be drinking futuristic drinks!


Bah!

Plus Alien 3 was set on a prison colony that is heavily dilapidated the movie makes this point multiple times.


Fuck that noise. Aliens is basically a story of losing a child and getting another chance to be a mother. It's just dressed up in spooky aliens and guns. 3 completely invalidates it.

Wrong. Alien is about sex. It's puberty, all that, the period, fallopian tubes, foreskin, first date, rape, the works.

Aliens is about motherhood.

And Alien 3 is about abortion.

Deal with it.

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Hicks I could MAYBE understand but Newt's death served no purpose other than the fact that the kid didn't want to come back.
Didn't Sigourney Weaver also make weird demands like "no guns" and for some reason wanted a sex scene with a xenomorph for her to come back?
Most of the weird choices were due to the actors either not wanting to come back or having dumb demands
They should have just gone with the first script where Hicks and the Andriod dude are trying to keep a station going back to earth safe (hence why the original ads were talking about going to earth)
Talking about alien though does give a good point on how a really bleak story can be done right, but then again it wasn't trying to make us agree with the creator's politics and opinions
 
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And Alien 3 is about abortion.

A forced abortion she didn't want? Otherwise, it doesn't make sense.

The moratorium on TLOU2 is a week before the launch date if I'm understanding everything right.

They're going to hand out review copy codes for this.

Why are you bringing up TLoU2 in our Alien sperging thread?
 
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Why does it seem like Abby's arms change between scenes? They keep changing between to really big and impossibly muscular arms ala Chris Redfield, to a thinner than previous but still muscular. Or am I just imagining things? I know muscles in the arm bunch up when the arms are in certain poses, but they don't bunch up that much.
 
Why does it seem like Abby's arms change between scenes? They keep changing between to really big and impossibly muscular arms ala Chris Redfield, to a thinner than previous but still muscular. Or am I just imagining things? I know muscles in the arm bunch up when the arms are in certain poses, but they don't bunch up that much.
It's hard to properly animate movement, especially muscular body types. There's a lot of moving parts to consider. Once we have final edition gameplay ala Markiplier (or another big lper) we'll be able to tell if they touched it up or not.
 
e3 2018, Druckman made sony build a fake Church.
Was that actually at his request? I thought it was just sony being fart huffers.

Also, just watched the "story trailer" that just released, obviously super ellie heavy, but they almost make it look like it ebds with her getting revenge and killing them. Last frame you see is her swinging a glofclub at someone. I'm thinking abby. It might actually not be as garbage as was leaked. Still not holding my breath though.
 
Was that actually at his request? I thought it was just sony being fart huffers.

Also, just watched the "story trailer" that just released, obviously super ellie heavy, but they almost make it look like it ebds with her getting revenge and killing them. Last frame you see is her swinging a glofclub at someone. I'm thinking abby. It might actually not be as garbage as was leaked. Still not holding my breath though.
If they crunched out an ending where Ellie fours Abby to death that'd be hysterical.

I'm still not buying your game, Neil.
 
If they crunched out an ending where Ellie fours Abby to death that'd be hysterical.

I'm still not buying your game, Neil.
I won't either, but it genuinely looks different from what we know so far. Like tommy might not be killed, the revenge might not be what we were told.

If it does end up being "muh open gashed daughter" we'll find out super fast.
 
Was that actually at his request? I thought it was just sony being fart huffers.

Also, just watched the "story trailer" that just released, obviously super ellie heavy, but they almost make it look like it ebds with her getting revenge and killing them. Last frame you see is her swinging a glofclub at someone. I'm thinking abby. It might actually not be as garbage as was leaked. Still not holding my breath though.
we saw several hours of a potentially 20-30 hour long game, there's always the possibility it won't be AS shitty as the leaks would lead you to expect. I don't expect there to be some grand context changing stuff that makes what we've already seen actually great as part of a full product, but there's a chance we get a 6.5 out of 10 situation. maybe even a 7. personally, I'd prefer it to be irredeemable shit since it would be funnier than plain woke mediocrity, but for the fans' sake I hope they at least get something out of it. they won't get a masterpiece that's for sure, but neither was the first game.

absolute best case scenario: the game looks and plays well, they somehow manage to make abby likable inbetween the joel in one and the lesbian smackdown, and the build up to those two scenes actually works. the former is a given but the latter two would be very difficult, though not impossible. if they accomplish these things, we'll get a 7/10 game that's praised as a groundbreaking masterpiece by critics and fans but still gets memed on relentlessly.
 
Oh I'm sorry i should have put it in further context, they had a banjo player precede all of this, at Druckman's request of course.

I tried to forget about the banjo solo. I really did. My friends and I were watching that E3 and were just amazed for all the wrong reasons. What a fucking shitshow. On another subject, is there a list for lazy people of all the youtubers hit by DMCA/copyright for just talking about this shit?
 
e3 2018, Druckman made sony build a fake Church.

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It was their last and most expensive live event ever. The Church is from the reveal trailer.

Oh shit I remember this from E3, didn't they force the audience to go into this room for the reveal, and then make everyone move back to the main auditorium for the rest of the Sony showcase? It was really bizarre
 
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