Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Vetti]

I bet Ralph is feeling lucky knowing he won't have to come on the Killstream tonight to address the PPP/Metokur chat if things go south for him, Dick and guntgang. He's sure to talk some more cash money shit on Twitter though either way.

 

[Gangster Talk]

I'm sorry but can someone explain this "third man" shit, I feel like I missed something

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Thanks for the butthurt ratings. Sure showed me.

if you have to mention ratings at all, its a pretty good indication that they are getting under your skin.

chill out.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

i dunno elliot might have trouble trying to out knife a mexican

Mexicans sing in the dark, just run'im over.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

hey man that guy was a supreme gentlemen. he drove a bmw, he had 1000 dollar sunglasses. you know elliot would beat dicks ass.

Elliot lived in a mansion in the Hollywood hills. chad confirmed?

 

[Love Machine]

I'm sorry but can someone explain this "third man" shit, I feel like I missed something

HE IS THE OMNISSIAH, THE SAVIOUR, THE LIGHT BRINGER.

THE ONE THAT WILL BRING DICK TO HIS KNEES!

 

[I.C_Wiener]

i dunno elliot might have trouble trying to out knife a mexican

elloit is a honorable man. he would have given dick a fair fight by running him over at the pet shop where dick buy collars for his 2 chicks that he bangs every night at his mansion

 

[Crystal Golem]

hey man that guy was a supreme gentlemen. he drove a bmw, he had 1000 dollar sunglasses. you know elliot would beat dicks ass.

thats why he stands up for mumkey so much he fears the hapa rage.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I've been thinking about this and I think we're all missing the point. Back in 2013, sick of ungrateful Communists and vegans criticizing a great American company some pundit pointed out that the McDouble was 'the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history' and then probably spent $150 from his hefty salary from a non-profit on real food in a restaurant.

McDouble is 'cheapest and most nutritious food in human history'

Describing the McDonald’s double cheeseburger as “the cheapest, most nutritious, and bountiful food that has ever existed in human history” might seem beyond fanciful, but according to the author of Freakonomics, it is not as absurd a suggestion as it appears.

www.telegraph.co.uk

https://archive.vn/xL7lv

Sometimes it helps to look at things from a different perspective and if you look at this shitshow it is many ways an inspiring story. Sick of the market incumbents abuse of their quasi-monopoly power to meddle politically Dick didn't go to Daddy Government he set up his own alternative, NewProject2

And when it looked like that alternative had some issues PPP and Godwinson didn't got to Daddy Government either. They pointed them out and at the same time kicked off a new wave of drama which would bring in shekels and increase GDP.

Far from being useless NEETs all these young men are free-market heroes, building their own businesses in the economic wasteland the government created post Coronavirus and bypassing out of touch Big Tech incumbents as they did so. In the same way the McDouble is the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history this drama shows that we can survive the meltdown of the old economy and build a new one. We don't need to be held back by outdated models like 'having a job' , 'wearing pants while broadcasting' or 'having a coherent message'.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a fat man, shouting incoherently about conspiracies, proudly baring his asshole to the world. It's magnificent. Truly we live in the best of all possible worlds.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

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Ralph accepted

If this is going the way I think it is going, then I can't wait to see who is secretly a wheelchair bound, AIDS infested cripple on the fight date.

 

[Pissmaster]

>It's an L to flatter an actual supermodel into a threesome

LMFAO at the mental gymnastics some of you are going through. This thread is funny for all the wrong reasons.

Thanks for the butthurt ratings. Sure showed me.

Real men revenge rate. Go to his profile and rate his last 20 posts "Mad on the Internet" to show him who's boss.

 

[Had]

I'm sorry but can someone explain this "third man" shit, I feel like I missed something

PPP has been claiming that there was a third man on the inside that has been feeding them info
who's most likely believed to be Jim

 

[I.C_Wiener]

which one is your favorite self hating mexican

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

ngl I'm pretty hyped. if the rumors/conspiracy theories are true and metokur is either the 3rd man or disavows np2 this threads is going to go nuclear.

Why do people keep talking about "the third man"?

Who the fuck is the wrestling mark that wants to imply they're the internet NWO? It's a noir movie title too, but I doubt anyone involved knew that either. It's still stupid.

Stop being fucking retards.

 

[Cilleystring]

With how gay and autistic this whole situation is I'm not even gonna surprised if these guys get in the ring and start fucking

Edit: with a bunch of orbiters around the ring ferociously masturbating

 

[Kenobi]

As someone new to this, this seems like its nothing .

Dick sent some mushy texts to a w*man, no one found it funny or interesting, it wasn't a thing until someone made it a thing and its just people chimping out at them for not being interested.

At worst it hurts the Dick persona but seems rather benign to even be on here.

As a dsp a log how can you say that with a straight face? If this was Phil you guys would go on about this shit for years. If you dont find it funny or just a nothing burger then dont fucking post.
PPP the fucking leaf from nowhere slaying internet giants like he was fucking david and they where goliath isnt enternating? Then what is enteraning watching a fat man with gout being bad at vidya?


How can you say an autstic cabal of people flaging people for 19 bucks isnt funny?
How can you say The suposed "Chad" Masterson being so afraid that people will know that hes a simp that hes got to get 7 other dudes to team up with him and shut down the drama.
How can you say null spazzing out locking threads and moving them around at the same time seems boring?
How can you say Dick screaming till hes turning purple over a nothing burger isnt good cantent?
Or him calling on help from Zoom described by people on the forum as satans thrice removed cousin?
Or how about a supposed professional comedian and a lawyer not being able to verbally spar with an autistic canadian?


This is a spiral people on this forum should have seen a 100 times
-Narcissistic retard becomes eceleb
-Narsasstic retard does something retarded, people create thread on farms, first 50 pages or so of thread is alll "this is a nothing burger, fuck you he is a lolcow im emotionaly invested in"
-Eceleb fans are proven as dumb as the narcissist can handle loosing control and keeps doing cringy shit. Thread becomes longer and eventaully consumes eceleb till hes broken or betters him.

 

[Love Machine]

Why do people keep talking about "the third man"?

Who the fuck is the wrestling mark that wants to imply they're the internet NWO?

Stop being fucking exceptional individuals.

Look at this nerd that doesnt know how to let loose and have fun.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

which one is your favorite self hating mexican

Since you refuse to stop posting these boomer-tier images to each of your posts, at least spell them correctly, you double Nigger!

 

[Disheveled Human]

PPP has been claiming that there was a third man on the inside that has been feeding them info
who's most likely believed to be Jim
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Doubt it Jims gonna take his as usual neutral stance and laugh at all the bullshit, call it a dumpster fire then throw in a few jabs at everyone being a tard then leave.

 

[Unog]

With how gay and autistic this whole situation is I'm not even gonna surprised if these guys get in the ring and start and fucking

The sight of Starfish n' Gunt attempting coitus would kill everyone watching.