Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%
  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%
  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%
  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%
  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%
  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%
  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%

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He kind of is.

And it's weird.

And why is Dick simping for a literal child molester? And not just that, but a child molester who publicly fucked him over? Does he have no balls? He's really coming across as a fucking cuck at this point.
Dick was Maddox from an alternate universe the whole time. The Dimensional Merge really is coming.
 
I literally live rent free in KF users heads its utterly amazing.

PPP won and its hilarious

The spastic fucked right off when he got a yes from Nick and Dick sarcastically and then begged Jim to verify it. Now that is beyond fucking pathetic, there is no real winners in this, only those that are a safe distances from this trashfire.

And if anything, it's KF that's still living rent free in your head while you think the opposite is true. Master class mental gymnastics right there.
 
After careful consideration, destiny won IBS.

He stormed in, rapidfired stupid fucking points and vanished through the doggy door before his legion of fanatical children saw through the veil, presumably making mad bank in the process and coming out the other end unscathed considering his already shitty reputation.
Got to agree. Destiny is one of the few people to come out ahead of where he started in the IBS scene. Everyone else saw glorious rises and falls, Destiny just kinda rose and then stagnated.
 
So I just watched to the video PPP just uploaded 2 hours ago.
Despite PPP having the famous autistic flat tone, similarly to Nick Mullen, another autist, he's quite funny and it's absolute comedy gold, I recommend it 100%
However I can give you a quick rundown and the main points he addressed if you don't have time to watch it:
  • PPP doubles down on his accusations towards Dick keeping personal info about the users of its page
  • PPP challenges Ralph again to a match, just like Godwinson, he wants to do it in a Third World country so they can get away with potentially killing each other
  • PPP claims that he doesn't want to kill Ralph but to cripple him and then torture him once crippled
  • PPP insults other people accross the video, he insults Gator, Josh (more on that later) and Nick quite heavily
  • PPP claims daddy Jim may be fatter than him and challenges him to show his body and face
  • PPP accuses Josh of either "seeing the light about Dick" or trying to distract his critics, PPP suggests Josh is creating lots of accounts just to defend Dick and his Patreon clone, he also calls him "Jewsh" a lot which is extremely hilarious
  • PPP suggest the "third man" may be Jesus and uses a lot of religious talk to defend his cause as just, he does so jokingly, but also unironically claims that Ralph and Jim are "secular humanist nihilist" that will burn in hell and that "Ralph's only God is alcohol"
  • PPP jokes about Ethan being an alcoholic with PTSD after being raped in prison
  • PPP makes a joke about Ethan being raped in prison by black thugs and neonazis, and claims he will sodomize him again in front of everyone
  • PPP makes a joke about Jim running Ethan's stream once he dies, cucking Gator
  • He also claims that Leo told him he wasn't planning to intervene during his conversation with Jim, serving only as a moderator, and PPP tells us that the fact that Leo decided to step in surprised him a lot
 
By the way...

The reason why Bryan is not banned anymore, and pokes his head out to annoy us from time to time, is because the "powers that be" caved to crybabies who accused KF of being anti free speech. Or at least that's what I heard from emspex.

You know... kinda the same pseudo moralistic bullshit PPP was spewing.

This is why negotiating with or coddling these people never works.
 
Nah, it's the same shit that happens online. groups fracture all the time and I'll be in time it will happen to KF, if the boat gets rocked hard enough.
The Farms will either NeoGAF itself because Josh ended up doing some catastrophically stupid or fester and stagnate and become GameFAQs tier trolls trolling trolls, I agree.
 
He was some dude who broke the story that one of Anita Sarkeesian's mods was a registered sex offender. I think it was that Valis guy who did longplay videos on Youtube. IIRC, he was also involved in the Sarah Nyberg shit.

Possibly coincidentally... possibly not... Tonkasaw brought him on to talk about it on the Morning Kumite once. He might be ass mad that the guy who gave him his biggest exposure was burnt to the ground by some of the very people he seems to be ass mad at now.

Basically, his apex in life was Gamergate. Which is why he acted the way he did. Which is why he's a sped.

He also streams semi regularly with Godwinson and PPP, so his involvement is not completely unexpected. I would have thought he'd pop up earlier or not at all

Bryan please stop. Just please.

We all know that will never happen. I wonder what set him off now when he could have had an entire Saturday of thread derailing
 
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By the way...

The reason why Bryan is not banned anymore, and pokes his head out to annoy us from time to time, is because the "powers that be" caved to crybabies who accused KF of being anti free speech. Or at least that's what I heard from emspex.

You know... kinda the same pseudo moralistic bullshit PPP was spewing.

This is why negotiating with or coddling these people never works.
I prefer it. Its like going on an African Safari and the Shit-nosed Grumblestank comes up to your jeep and farts out of its nose and you get to see it up close.
 
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