Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Crystal Golem]

PPP couldn't even eat 100 chicken nuggets.

He'll do it next time I believe in him.

 

[GameDevAnon]

PPP couldn't even eat 100 chicken nuggets.

I bet he could eat 50 eggs though.

 

[instythot]

I gotta give Zoom credit he's the first person to actually go over the post line by line and make fun of it.
Shit I forgot about that was funny:
-Dick opening lines of credit in girls names
-crying while having sex with JLH cause he threw Marie out of the house.

For every time we give Zoom credit for something we must also remind the world that he is still confirmed pedophile Corey Barnhill

 

[Ol' Slag]

Did Ralph actually puke on stream? Is there an archive of it somewhere?

 

[instythot]

PPP couldn't even eat 100 chicken nuggets.

But he did do over 100 California rolls. For Hilary. It's her turn

 

[TiltdownDove]

Yeah sure, PPP is a fat virgin. Thats why its so funny that he successfully got onto the stream and side tracked it for over an hour. Dick was on suicide watch by the end of it, and Nicks blood pressure was through the roof. Even Drexel told them that they got played for fools. The even funnier part is that Nick was literally the most insulated person from all of this because he specifically has rules in place to prevent it such as not randomly inviting people on during the middle of the stream (which he did twice with two obvious trolls), not getting involved in the drama surrounding his friends and acquaintances (which he invited to his door by having Dick on in the first place, and furthered by trying to defend Dick against, and I will say this again for those in the back, TWO OBVIOUS TROLLS.), and that no body tells him how to run his show, which PPP did multiple times without getting a swift and immediate kick and ban. So yes PPP is a fat virgin loser, but he won against two self proclaimed chads.

If being an attention seeking pseudo-intellectual deathly-obese virgin from America Lite Canada is winning, I may as well kill myself. I have no chances of coming anywhere close to Peak Human.

 

[ClipBitch]

Did Ralph actually puke on stream? Is there an archive of it somewhere?

I believe it was audio only puke, but I have a copy here if you want to find out.

 

[New to the autism]

Wow that's so incredibly depressing to read, what a situation to be in. I don't know how anyone could handle knowing that you person you're desperately in love with is fucking someone else. This is Dick's real life and it's just plain depressing. Stop ruining my fun with this shit.

Honestly don't feel bad she has agency women like her that stay in these situations deserve it its that simple. Although the older i get the more i doubt that women actually have agency so maybe it is a little sad.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

If being an attention seeking pseudo-intellectual deathly-obese virgin from America Lite Canada is winning, I may as well kill myself. I have no chances of coming anywhere close to Peak Human.

I would define winning as getting exactly what one wants. PPP wanted to fuck with Dick and Nick and make fools out of them, and well, he absolutely did. Don't worry though, Im not going to hold your feet to the fire to make you say your boss did something stupid. And while I am taking the piss out of Nick in this, I still enjoy his content and will continue to do so, so dont take my barbs as spiteful.

 

[New to the autism]

PPP couldn't even eat 100 chicken nuggets.

This is probably the only insult on the board that will actually bother him.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Spoiler: Seepy Boy Joshikun

View attachment 1284499

Joshlynn "That fat sperg sure is scared. Isn't that right Daddy Dick?"

Daddy Dick "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHIT BEFORE HE GETS ON!"

Joshlynn "Sorry, Daddy! Beddy bye nigh nigh time!"

PPP: "COME THE FUCK AT ME!"

Why are you writing fanfiction like a 14 year old girl? Go back to deviantart, you gay faggot.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Ok I missed the beginning of that PodAwful episode, that was pretty fucking Kino lol. HAHAHA no wonder he is so pissed at right wingers telling people to have children, he must get pestered on a daily basis.

Imagine even being near such a used up turbo thot. I feel like I'm losing IQ just from the thot aura projecting off this email. Not surprise coomer Dick got tangled up with this coomerette, he's just as much of a simp as she is.

Wow what a Chad

 

[Crystal Golem]

Yeah sure, PPP is a fat virgin. Thats why its so funny that he successfully got onto the stream and side tracked it for over an hour. Dick was on suicide watch by the end of it, and Nicks blood pressure was through the roof. Even Drexel told them that they got played for fools. The even funnier part is that Nick was literally the most insulated person from all of this because he specifically has rules in place to prevent it such as not randomly inviting people on during the middle of the stream (which he did twice with two obvious trolls), not getting involved in the drama surrounding his friends and acquaintances (which he invited to his door by having Dick on in the first place, and furthered by trying to defend Dick against, and I will say this again for those in the back, TWO OBVIOUS TROLLS.), and that no body tells him how to run his show, which PPP did multiple times without getting a swift and immediate kick and ban. So yes PPP is a fat virgin loser, but he won against two self proclaimed chads.

I still don't get why Rekieta let him on. Just say something like "nah were turning in soon this has been a crazy night". Do none of these people have the ability to say no to Dick? Im not even talking about some conspiracy I think they are just afraid to say no to him to avoid bad blood and hurt feelings. This is why I hate cliques.

 

[soft kitty]

The absolute COPE of all the kiwis here as the PPP chad exposes their american mansions as crack shacks. It's over. PPP WINS AGAIN.

I honestly cannot tell if this post is suppose to be serious or not.

 

[DecimatedFerret]

Honestly don't feel bad she has agency women like her that stay in these situations deserve it its that simple. Although the older i get the more i doubt that women actually have agency so maybe it is a little sad.

80's girl is the true simp in all of this.

 

[AnOminous]

I would define winning as getting exactly what one wants. PPP wanted to fuck with Dick and Nick and make fools out of them, and well, he absolutely did. Don't worry though, Im not going to hold your feet to the fire to make you say your boss did something stupid. And while I am taking the piss out of Nick in this, I still enjoy his content and will continue to do so, so dont take my barbs as spiteful.

Don't forget making his fans absolutely buttmad, which he also did. I'm still pissed. Why the fuck would you let these clowns on to fuck you in the ass in public? This is the dumbest two choices Nick ever made on his show.

 

[2021Murder]

I don't think even the staunchest of his supporters can defend his bringing Zoom into this mess, making things a lot...messier. His thread is in Internet Famous now for a reason.

Have you met Null? he's been making videos defending him. at lease he's not trying to play off everything Dick says as a joke yet.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I honestly cannot tell if this post is suppose to be serious or not.

Everyone needs to stop taking this whole thread seriously. Me included.

 

[Exbein]

I still don't get why Rekieta let him on. Just say something like "nah were turning in soon this has been a crazy night". Do none of these people have the ability to say no to Dick? Im not even talking about some conspiracy I think they are just afraid to say no to him to avoid bad blood and hurt feelings. This is why I hate cliques.

the may 7 trashfire in a nutshell

 

[New to the autism]

For every time we give Zoom credit for something we must also remind the world that he is still confirmed pedophile Corey Barnhill

Jesus with how bad this is I'm starting to think the cover up was covering this embarrassing shit up and making people sperg about the...cover up? Alright I've confused myself. This stuff is really cringe Love triangles never go well.