Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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>inb4 the gunt only takes butter's calls then leaves it at that

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I posted this in Ralphs thread but here it is.

I think this is the most complex op to date, another poster here touched upon it but here's what it looks like is going on.
1. The Nectar crew (PPP, Godwinson and Surfer in the background) found something that exposed Masterson as an incredibly emotionally insecure man.
2. They hone in on it and use that insecurity against him.
3.. They use his weakness to expose SOME problems about NP2.
4. Masterson and his friends (Gunt, Nick, etc) don't want to fuck him up any more than he is.
5.. They at first refused to poke fun at the communications for having the silk hand of good-will, yet the gauntlet of Masterson holding financial information is present.
6. Post-hock together all of the pieces, yet in turn, by using Masterson insecurities, yet, all in accordance with the prophecy of esoteric PPPISM, Masterson had created by himself all of what PPP claimed to be true. That is, the claim predicted the conclusion.
7. PPP and Godwinson are orchestrating literally everything going on by using the darkest elements of their personality against them.
 
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GearProject20 said:
I used to enjoy the Killstream but I stopped watching for the most part after Knoxville. I think the writing was on the wall when Zidan finally called it quits.
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It's no co-incidence that Zidan was both the least morally compromised of the three and the most well-liked. Ralph thinks the audience has always been there for him. They haven't been. They only ever came because there were so few options for content and he was offering what was closest to what they were looking for. They wouldn't have tolerated Ralph being a degenerate otherwise. He's skated on this now for years.
 
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