DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Martys_not_smarty]

Counterpoints:

• Ricky is actually good at something: growing dope. He regularly puts that talent to use making money. Phil is good at nothing.
• Ricky is a caring, dedicated father/grandfather. A great deal of what he does is in the name of taking care of Trinity and Mo. Phil doesn't give a shit about anyone besides himself.
• Ricky gets out of trouble because he's good at fast talking and the authority figures he regularly encounters are dumb as fuck. Phil weasels his way out of things out of dumb luck and whining.
• Ricky canonically has a huge dick and despite his greasiness is charismatic. Phil couldn't charm his way out of a paper bag.

If Phil had any sense he'd wish he was Ricky.

Another point here but I don't think that Ricky has ever used someones sexuality in a negative in the way Phil has even with it right in front of him with Mr. Leahy and Randy and Donna.

 

[subtleT]

Random Sperging Incoming:
Given Phil's "blessed" and cursed existence, I've come to the (exceptional) conclusion that Phil is actually the modern day reincarnation of Cain from the Bible.

Cain (Phil), after killing his brother Abel (Rambo, Howie, countless others) was cursed by God to:
1. Become a vagrant (constant begging) and a wanderer (WWE Champions guild-hopping, move to WA, move to Twitch)
2. No longer be able to cultivate soil (will never be able to get a respectable job, or provide for himself or his household on his own merits)
3. be given the Mark of Cain (many things wrong with Phil, gout, fissure-like balding, post-nasal drip) which some think to represent a brand of infamy, where those who look upon him see a horrific, abhorrent abomination that some speculate that also gave Cain physical ailments/pain.

But as a result, this Mark of Cain acted as a symbol of God's protection, and prohibited any one from killing him or ending his life prematurely (Bankruptcy, many trolling attempts, YouTube ect.)

Ultimately, Phil is a just a wretch who is doomed to live life completely unfulfilled and cannot be spared this suffering by an early demise.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Imagine what DSP must smell like at the end of a stream. He looks like he smells really bad.

Add this to your estimation of how bad Phil smells. Then remember Phil skips showering pretty regularly.

I finally found this quote about how Phil had to throw out his blanket after several months of Leanna not living with him. This year he admitted he routinely sweats heavily in his sleep, and at no point for 4+ months did it ever occur to him to wash his sweat soaked blanket, instead he threw it out and bought a new one. This is a dude who sweats heavily in his sleep and never washes his bedding.
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@Noob-Noob Do you remember if there's a video link to Phil saying this? I've been wanting to laugh directly at this ineptitude of his for some time. Your quote is from January 12th, 2018. Maybe it's in your YouTube watch history? Or did you hear it while watching on Twitch? I'd rather not have to comb through months of pre-streams. Did he say this at the same time as the 'I just taught myself how to do laundry' shit?

Guessing this might be it in a snort burnell clip though he does say he washed it a bunch of times.. but it still stunk even after being washed. How bad does it have to be for that to be the case?

HaHaHaHaHaaa Oh my god, how bad are his night sweats that he's having the same mildew, mold, and body soils buildup in his blanket that people who don't know how to treat their sweaty gym clothes have?

Just don't leave it lying in a rumpled heap after you soaked it with sweat, your "most amazing washer and dryer with more settings than I've ever seen" probably has a 'Soak' setting that you can use and pour some vinegar in with before washing, or they make specific detergent for gym clothes that you should probably buy anyway since this is a recurring issue with you.
Of course Phil decides to spend $50 on a new blanket instead of $5 on some vinegar and appropriate detergent. Like how he decided to spend hundreds buying foam mats for his whole house on his credit card instead of spending $10 to buy a pair of Slides with cushy foam soles to wear as house slippers.

What a disgusting fat pig

 

[Full Race Replay]

Add this to your estimation of how bad Phil smells. Then remember Phil skips showering pretty regularly.

When Phil skips showering, but then he showers the night before his day off... ... ...and then sleeps in his bed which he slept in while he was not washed

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Wonder which on of Phil's fans this is?

https://superhoundmedia.blogspot.com/

This is their website, such as it is, full of placeholders, stock images, a company address of the Eiffel Tower, and text taken straight from another company's site

https://guardlex.com/

 

[actually]

Wonder which on of Phil's fans this is?

https://superhoundmedia.blogspot.com/

This is their website, such as it is, full of placeholders, stock images, a company address of the Eiffel Tower, and text taken straight from another company's site

https://guardlex.com/

It's the same retard as before who was flagging everyone.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Wonder which on of Phil's fans this is?

https://superhoundmedia.blogspot.com/

This is their website, such as it is, full of placeholders, stock images, a company address of the Eiffel Tower, and text taken straight from another company's site

https://guardlex.com/

It's just this fucking guy again.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/8th-march-2020-twitter-dmca-notices-are-being-issued-against-dsp-related-clips.67073/

 

[Ted’s Lolcow Emporium]

Hey, so just to respond to some questions that were asked earlier:

1. Sidella doesn’t like Phil saying he is an autist or making autistic remarks like he did the other day. The word through the grape vine amongst Phil’s ironic fans is that the reason Sidella isn’t back in chat is because he is pissed at Phil. Apparently some of the regulars talk with him and Sidella saw the discord leaks where Phil was talking about him and it bothered him. No doubt him seeing Phil say “autistic fucks” will only upset him more.

2. There was a question of if Phil has apologized to a viewer for his behavior before. A couple of weeks ago from screencaps on twitter, eternal napalm was calling coronavirus a bigger media hoax than when the government claimed Iraq had WMDs. Apparently philly buckeye knew people who died and called out eternal napalm to Phil and was told to “mind his own business or get banned.” Philly buckeye must have said he would stop giving money or something because like a week later there were screencaps of Phil giving a half assed apology in chat.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm going to give Phil the benefit of doubt and say that he threw the smelly blanket away because it smelled like Leanna. He was having Kat come over and he didn't want his bed to smell like his ex.

I don't think Phil would throw away the blanket if it just smelled like his night sweats. He rarely showers or does laundry. I don't think he minds his own stank. If his bedding smelled like another bitch, Kat might get jealous or upset. We can see how Phil can no longer interact with female video game characters, imagine if Kat smelled a real life female on Phil's bedding?

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

Given Dave’s recent victories the 53 year old Iron Mike should be walkover..

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1260191604180213760?s=21

 

[Forbidden Math]

Hey, so just to respond to some questions that were asked earlier:

1. Sidella doesn’t like Phil saying he is an autist or making autistic remarks like he did the other day. The word through the grape vine amongst Phil’s ironic fans is that the reason Sidella isn’t back in chat is because he is pissed at Phil. Apparently some of the regulars talk with him and Sidella saw the discord leaks where Phil was talking about him and it bothered him. No doubt him seeing Phil say “autistic fucks” will only upset him more.

2. There was a question of if Phil has apologized to a viewer for his behavior before. A couple of weeks ago from screencaps on twitter, eternal napalm was calling coronavirus a bigger media hoax than when the government claimed Iraq had WMDs. Apparently philly buckeye knew people who died and called out eternal napalm to Phil and was told to “mind his own business or get banned.” Philly buckeye must have said he would stop giving money or something because like a week later there were screencaps of Phil giving a half assed apology in chat.

On one hand I hope Sidella finally gets away from Phil, but on the other hand I like laughing at the little 'tard.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

2. There was a question of if Phil has apologized to a viewer for his behavior before. A couple of weeks ago from screencaps on twitter, eternal napalm was calling coronavirus a bigger media hoax than when the government claimed Iraq had WMDs. Apparently philly buckeye knew people who died and called out eternal napalm to Phil and was told to “mind his own business or get banned.” Philly buckeye must have said he would stop giving money or something because like a week later there were screencaps of Phil giving a half assed apology in chat.

Phil's paypigs are such odd sorts that the only way they'd realize he isn't worth their money is if he offends them on a personal, specific level, rather than simply because his streams are so low quality.
With that in mind, it really is mind boggling how many people Phil has driven away over the years when his fans ask for absolutely nothing when you think about it. He's almost as clumsy with his words as he is walking. But if DSP doesn't respect his viewers, is that his fault or theirs?

 

[Ted’s Lolcow Emporium]

I think it’s Phil’s fault. It just goes to show Phil’s pignosis isn’t truly intentional manipulation, but relying solely on the autism vortex to get him money. If Phil was smart he would personally message and apologize to Sidella who was one of his biggest cheerleaders, unban kozatof and snowkarl since they actually motivate troll tippers to give him money to “troll” him, and be nicer to philly buckeye and pwdubz who ironically supported him and now refuse to give him money (so they say). If he just understood that these people are losers actively giving him money and not take any insults from them as serious threats to his ego he would have so much more gacha money.

 

[TeeDee1622]

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys = DSP

Proof:

-black hair
-caucasian
-male
-live in north eastern north america
-fat
-middle aged
-proficient at getting out of trouble, rarely has to face consequences for actions
-relationship with gf is constantly in flux
-unabashed scumbag
-scams people
-makes a lot of money but ends up losing it all because of stupid reasons
-low iq
-low iq causes them to coin idioms born from mishearing/not understanding certain phrases
-get really mad because of their own fuckups

the list goes on.

I agree with all of those points but... even how fucked up Ricky is, he's still lovable. DSP is not

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

I apologize for the nonsense you will soon witness but its been a while since I've taken a tour of the darksyde of the internet. Anyway let me just say great plot twist, the writers delivered this season. I like to look at Phil like a villain protagonist and sometimes the villain wins.

Anyway enough jokes so....I finally have caught up to most of the threads I care about and I can understand some are....dejected and pissed off that the pig rides away clean...sort of. I don't need to say that Phil with the odd shaped head is still not better off because duh but I will ask a simple question....

"Is he happy now???"...

You don't need to answer because you're smart enough to know that at the end of the day no matter it be a financial windfall or praise or "sticking it the detractors " Phil is and will never be happy.

You seen Phil is Phil i.e. a basic bitch, an idiot, socially and financially inept, etc, etc. With these among other things Phil is doomed to live a life of perpetual failure; a life he created. You see when you exploit your life and others around you for profit there are consequences and I would like to say that we are seeing said consequences in real time.

With this, Phil is one of the various reasons I'm fascinated with "lolcow" culture. With these idiots you get longevity and a lot of laughs. I would like to think of DSP as good pulled pork; got to let it cook slow, to simmer and enjoy. In other words point, laugh and move on.

If you need to take a break, walk away from the darksyde; follow another lolcow. I myself will continue to point, laugh and sperg out on this site...

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Phil's paypigs are such odd sorts that the only way they'd realize he isn't worth their money is if he offends them on a personal, specific level, rather than simply because his streams are so low quality.

Thats why I belive Phil fans are not redeemed after leaving the pigpen but people rate me dumb and autistic for saying it ,anyone that enjoyed Phil content unironically and only stopped because Phil told him to fuck off is exceptional since he has zero value as a entretainer in any dimesion and that person only broke pignosis because it was directed at him specifically when he tells someone to fuck off every stream,so the fact that someone thinks Phils is entretaining plus the inhability to learn from other people being told to fuck off makes any fan or ex-fan exceptional.

Take DSParchives or his 300lbs ex-mod GamerJLee for example,DSParchives was a rabid fan that sent Phil hundred of messages on twitter and he only woke up to what Phil is because Phil white knigthed for Leanna on the kingdom hearts stream and his 300lbs ex-mod only woke up because Phil said amiibos are shit,but if that had not happened they would still be fans.

 

[wahkando]

I think it’s Phil’s fault. It just goes to show Phil’s pignosis isn’t truly intentional manipulation, but relying solely on the autism vortex to get him money. If Phil was smart he would personally message and apologize to Sidella who was one of his biggest cheerleaders, unban kozatof and snowkarl since they actually motivate troll tippers to give him money to “troll” him, and be nicer to philly buckeye and pwdubz who ironically supported him and now refuse to give him money (so they say). If he just understood that these people are losers actively giving him money and not take any insults from them as serious threats to his ego he would have so much more gacha money.

Ding ding ding.

It's no coincidence that the tips have dried up since Snowkarl was banned and Pwdubz was ostracized. They 'seed tip' with low amounts and indirectly give Phil a lot more money by making the bigger whales tip more often, and higher amounts, since it gives them a larger attention payout.

His chat's also been pretty slow recently, I noticed that a lot of regulars have disappeared since the bankruptcy arc concluded.

 

[Gramh]

It's only going to get worse as people ramp up on the vest streak being a fraud and him finding dubious methods to cover up it's failure.

 

[Zeelpulp]

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Someone needs to make a few hard copies of each individual cameo on old skool VHS and/or BETA,
If we send enough of them to Red Letter Media in a short -ish period of time then we just need the Mike to play ball and we could have either a single tape's chance on the wheel or (after noticing all the tapes we send are a certain genre) A fucking Spotlight Darksey cameo variety episode.
I do believe the guys could frame our boys quirks VERY well.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I think it’s Phil’s fault. It just goes to show Phil’s pignosis isn’t truly intentional manipulation, but relying solely on the autism vortex to get him money. If Phil was smart he would personally message and apologize to Sidella who was one of his biggest cheerleaders, unban kozatof and snowkarl since they actually motivate troll tippers to give him money to “troll” him, and be nicer to philly buckeye and pwdubz who ironically supported him and now refuse to give him money (so they say). If he just understood that these people are losers actively giving him money and not take any insults from them as serious threats to his ego he would have so much more gacha money.

Phil should always ban Sidella. He doesn't give him his parents' money anymore, and there's the slight chance someday that the crazy things he says could lead to Twitch trouble.

Banning the paypig trolls depends on circumstance. Some of them will repeatedly pay Phil to get unbanned and receive special treatment, those Phil should obviously ban regularly. Some like Kozatof are friends with other retards that will give Phil money, it's probably better to let them do their thing. It's a tough balance because Phil also needs to treat people like shit in order to continue having trolls like that... I suppose the best way to handle them is what Wings does. Ban them all and make a show about it, unban everyone occasionally, keep the zoo happy in spurts so they stick around and throw money at you.