Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Yeah Bob is a hypocrite. That's not a massive revelation after 2668 pages. I just think there are better examples of it than a happy looking kid and a dirty house.
I think you’re conflating “hypocrisy” and a self-hating man who expresses that self-hatred with death wishes and descriptions of his own kind as subhuman. It’s your prerogative to yawn at any of this. We don’t all have to be entertained by the same thing. Also, this is KF, not breakingnews.com.
 
Every time somebody brings up Hamilton, I remember the fact that in 2016, Hillary Clinton saw Hamilton in theater three times and campaigned in Michigan zero times.
It's such a succinct comment about how she ignored the working class because she was just too busy consooming.
Doesn’t Hamilton appeal to the SJW crowd like Bob?
 
Doesn’t Hamilton appeal to the SJW crowd like Bob?
Depends, stuff like Hamilton really only appeals to Xenophiles and ignoramuses who want to appear cultured but are vastly ignorant of the world and history around them.

It does but probably not deliberately, they portray Hamilton himself as some sort proto multiculti globotwat when the reality was that the man was about three steps down from a dammed monarchist. He proposed hereditary cabinet positions, presidents ruling for life; etc. It's also got a lot of shitty rap, not as in shitty rap but rather shitty rap; it sounds like it was written by public school (english) children and it's painfully safe lyrically and very one note musically. It downplays the mans sins and tosses him off over his virtues while at the same time portraying the rest of America's founders as a collection of whiny weak bitches clawing at each other.

Like there's a line where they say 'Jefferson? He loves France, so elitist!' Like what? Compared to Hamilton? Fuck off.

Oh and there's a fucking shit load of blacks playing hu-whyte people during the 1700's; which is pretty fucking hilarious. Completely sidesteps the fact that some people in America weren't people so much as they were property when this musical is set.

Also there is the fact that it was like three hundred dollars a ticket, and it just comes off as this high class low trash liberal artsy bullshit that people who earn ten figures will say 'Oh how progressive' and 'it's the newist thing! So chic!'. Some of the numbers are pretty enjoyable, 'Wait for it' is fun with how it switches from soft to bombastic and back again quickly as it rolls with Burrs emotions, but most of the songs are just rap which doesn't work for a fucking musical when we're supposed to be taking emotional ques from the way the characters are singing; a great example of this is in the song Washington on Your side where Washington is literally ranting angrily about how much he fucking despises the Immigrant Hamilton and the tone is the exact same as Burr who's lamenting Hamilton endorsing Washington; it's really jarring.

If you listen to that song and then listen to something like Dracula.
You can hear how Draculas character starts off leading the duet showing off his characters role, the way his voice is stronger even when he's going in for the soft sections than Mina's. When they sing together his lays over hers and is more controlled, hers is more manic but less than his; then it's only at the end when she starts talking about what she doesn't need that her voices takes over. It fits his role as the slower more domineering personality and character and hers as a growing bloodthirsty monster who's inability to control her hunger is what eventually causes her to be killed.

In Hamilton they just rap at each other in the exact same tone despite one of them being the fucking president of the United states and the other one being the guy that lost the election.
TL;DRyoursperging: It's like the musical version of Bobs steak; overpriced and not worth it.
 
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I just got a look at Bob in the tank top it reminds me of how he loves to tell people that he lost twenty pounds. Christ, that's at least 1/5th of the weight he needs to lose. It's a miracle that those flabby arms can carry the weight of his niece.

Seriously. I remember that image as motivation to keep moving on my morning jog.
 
I just got a look at Bob in the tank top it reminds me of how he loves to tell people that he lost twenty pounds.
That’s the equivalent of a decent morning shit for Blob. At his size, he could limit himself to as much as 3000 calories a day and the weight would still fall off.
 
I think you’re conflating “hypocrisy” and a self-hating man who expresses that self-hatred with death wishes and descriptions of his own kind as subhuman.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Also, this is KF, not breakingnews.com.

What does this even mean?

I come here (this thread, I mean) to laugh at Bob, and I just don't find 10-12 pictures of the same kid and a cluttered house terribly lolworthy. By all means, keep posting the photos if it gives everyone else a laugh, I just don't see the intrigue.
 
What does this even mean?

That when you complained about Bob’s “hypocrisy” not being a “massive revelation,” I suspect your expectations of this site have been somewhat mismanaged. By whom, I can’t say.
I come here (this thread, I mean) to laugh at Bob, and I just don't find 10-12 pictures of the same kid and a cluttered house terribly lolworthy. By all means, keep posting the photos if it gives everyone else a laugh, I just don't see the intrigue.

Okay thank you.
 
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I come here (this thread, I mean) to laugh at Bob, and I just don't find 10-12 pictures of the same kid and a cluttered house terribly lolworthy. By all means, keep posting the photos if it gives everyone else a laugh, I just don't see the intrigue.
I think the pictures provide some context to Bob's ranting about mayonnaise ghouls and the Superior Future. Like others have pointed out, Bob's family (and Bob himself) are the exact same white trash Bob rants against. We're just marveling at the unbelievable dissonance between Bob's views and his lifestyle.
 

Please do not be a Himmler here...
I’ll say something nice: Chris’s kids are very cute despite having Chipman DNA. Ditto Bob and Chris’s sister Catie, who has a Marisa Tomei thing going on. I have a little crush on her.

Now back to our regularly scheduled horror. In every single public photo of the Chipman kitchen, it is beyond filthy. The floor makes me want to puke. The counters are not much cleaner. The cabinets haven’t had so much as a quick wipe-down in literally years. There is barely room to prep food because every surface is covered in old mail, newspapers, pet food, medicines, and empties. They’re even hoarding their children’s empty juice containers. This is mental illness.

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What is the deal with the bottles? I mean I will cop to keeping corks from nice wine or champagne if the event was something of note but from soda bottles? Shitty beer bottles? Not cleaning those bottles?

I could understand if they were rare but there is a Guinness stout bottle there and I swear one of those cans is a Steel Reserve 24oz. Are they just there to remind the womenfolk what happens if they step out of line? Does each bottle or can correspond to a beating?
 
If you’re squeamish, you might want to look away now. The Chipmans hang their towels right next to the toilet, so they can get the maximum poop spray on everything, and store shit on top of it to boot. The base of the toilet itself looks like it’s never been cleaned, so I can only imagine what the inside looks like. How these bacteria hoarders haven’t gotten COVID-19 yet is anyone’s guess.

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Covid is too scared to go in that house. Afraid of being beaten up by the other germs.
 
I'm rather surprised that no one has been checking if Bob has been going on about the Obamagate stuff or Flynn. Like he's no political mastermind but he rarely shuts up about Orangeman or the mayonnaise ghouls.
 
I'm rather surprised that no one has been checking if Bob has been going on about the Obamagate stuff or Flynn. Like he's no political mastermind but he rarely shuts up about Orangeman or the mayonnaise ghouls.
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Yeah, Obama using the NSA to monitor Americans and leaking transcripts of the calls to media is only an issue because he’s black. Another galaxy-brain take from MayoBob.
I'm pretty sure Obamagate (terrible name for an accurate situation) is basically that, AND forging evidence against a political opponent, at least that's the gist I've gotten over by the #Obamagate thread.
 
I think the pictures provide some context to Bob's ranting about mayonnaise ghouls and the Superior Future. Like others have pointed out, Bob's family (and Bob himself) are the exact same white trash Bob rants against. We're just marveling at the unbelievable dissonance between Bob's views and his lifestyle.

If his brother wasn't related to him, Bob would be screaming that he deserves death for likely voting for Trump if he saw some of these pictures.
 
I'm pretty sure Obamagate (terrible name for an accurate situation) is basically that, AND forging evidence against a political opponent, at least that's the gist I've gotten over by the #Obamagate thread.
Excuse you, it’s about race. Like everything else in Bob’s world.
 
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