Bob looks at that guy and tells himself he’s normal. But seriously, look how unkempt and dirty they all look. Do the Chipmans have running water, shampoo, soap?
Man, this image of Bob surrounded by his obese white trash hoarder relatives and fitting right in really feels like an essential piece to the puzzle of his delusion.
Dated décor is one thing. But they could still keep the place clean and tidy. There is visible filth everywhere and they don’t even see it.
good grief, I would have had the kitchen counters replaced post-haste. Whoever built that house had no clue about how to make a kitchen counter and thought tiles were the thing (or maybe it was the in-thing at the time plus fucking cheap). It's still done apparently but it's literally the worst kind of countertop to have. But then, these are ghoulish mayonnaise hoarders that probably rarely throw anything out let alone replace it, because nostalgia (who knows, maybe their parents' house was like this and they have autistic attachment to that kind of shit).
Gotta feel superior to those obsolete mayo ghouls, even if you are one yourself.
Nobody in that video is a good dancer, but at least the others look like they're having some fun. Robert looks like he's being forced to dance at gun point and he's trying to move his limbs as little as possible because it physically hurts him. Which it actually might.
Uh... what expensive thing is Robert doing in his basement that isn't taxable? Is this a confession of illegal activity? Should I be worried that he's not spending his money on Onlyfans, but on some much worse dark web alternative?
It’s what we all love about MovieRube. He declares human life worthless if not useful, yet is solidly in the running for Most Useless Fucker on the Planet
Hold on that's taking it too far, his ass isn't that big, he can still get a seat on an airliner and doesn't need to reserve the entire row.
They also proudly post group photos of their morbidly obese, unwashed, unkempt family and friends. It’s called shamelessness and these are Bob’s people.
They all look like the type of people, who when you have them over for dinner, start eating the table centerpiece if the food isn't brought out fast enough.
