Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Maybe he genuinely believes that, if Hillary was elected, Corona-Chan wouldn't have visited us.

If Hillary was elected, she forced every state on lockdown and close all businesses.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I’ll say something nice: Chris’s kids are very cute despite having Chipman DNA. Ditto Bob and Chris’s sister Catie, who has a Marisa Tomei thing going on. I have a little crush on her.

Now back to our regularly scheduled horror. In every single public photo of the Chipman kitchen, it is beyond filthy. The floor makes me want to puke. The counters are not much cleaner. The cabinets haven’t had so much as a quick wipe-down in literally years. There is barely room to prep food because every surface is covered in old mail, newspapers, pet food, medicines, and empties. They’re even hoarding their children’s empty juice containers. This is mental illness.
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What the hell is it with Chipmans and amassing empty, bottles and cans?

 

[King Dead]

ALERT Bob is no longer his usual happy-go-lucky self! Why? Because Republicans.

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You're right, Bob, none of this had to happen. However, once again, you and all dumbass leftists like you fail to point your stubby fingers at those actually at fault. If China had done anything more than the nothing they did, despite releasing multiple infectious diseases into the general public over the past couple decades alone (remember SARS? swine flu? bird flu?) and continued warnings that it would likely happen again if something weren't done, we probably wouldn't be in this mess. The fact that they still refuse to shut down the wet markets that are prime disease transmission vectors should tell you how little the superior totalitarian government of the future cares.

Also, nice to see he's still posting his political hot takes on his supposedly business account. What was the point of splitting his account between business and personal if he's just going to post the same old shit on both?

 

[Mr Snek]

The most is a 3XL, makes you wonder what Bob's size is

On height alone Bob would be a 4XL even if he was a normal weight. But as he is now I'd guess he'd be a 6XL or a 7XL.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

On height alone Bob would be a 4XL even if he was a normal weight. But as he is now I'd guess he'd be a 6XL or a 7XL.

I’d love to have been a fly on the wall the day Bob went to try on this shit in person and nothing fit. Because you know he didn’t just look at the measurements online and accept reality. His science-worship does not get between Bob and his friend Mario. It’s not too late for him to buy a few of the largest jacket they make and have a tailor make one for him.

 

[אΩ+1]

If only Bob could find a woman willing to go on a date with him, we might have a Super Mario Bros. 3 wedding to look forward to someday. Alas, alas.

Bob is the kind of person who think that Olive Garden is a fancy restaurant and would most likely have a first date at a McDonalds.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob might be depressed, but he doesn’t use that as an excuse to take a break from tweeting complete garbage. Nuanced insights still aren’t in his wheelhouse.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

A guy who wrote the shittest low effort book ever about mario brothers calls 50% of the nation stupid.

Mhm.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob, she’s not going to let you touch them, you creep.



Lol it’s a troon.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob, she’s not going to let you touch them, you creep.

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Lol it’s a troon.

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You think Bob cares? As long as he gets to sniff her seat he doesn't mind if she has a penis or even two!

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob might be depressed, but he doesn’t use that as an excuse to take a break from tweeting complete garbage. Nuanced insights still aren’t in his wheelhouse.


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Ha ha ha, it's more likely that Google's "diversity" programs are being cut back because they don't bring in any money and encourage their precious coddled diversity hires to obsess about how oppressed they are, causing them to be more prickly and demanding. Also one of the programs they cut was allegedly "too US-centric", which I can actually believe given how US-centric SJW culture is. But yeah, I'm sure that they are telling them that it's all those evil conservatives' fault, because they know that idiots like Bob will believe it!

 

[Positron]

Bob, she’s not going to let you touch them, you creep.

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Lol it’s a troon.

There is no such thing as "breast muscles"; Pec Major and Pec Minor are upper-limb muscles and they do fuck all supporting your saline bags. A woman who don't wear a bra puts strain on her back muscles.

Faith Naff is a regular in the Rat Kings and is especially buddy with Rhys McKinnon. He is a fantasy writer if I recall correctly. We met him in Bobby's thread before.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

At times I really wonder if Shea is Bob's true father.
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Or does being on opposite sides of the country prove the NPC meme?

Shea and Bob are a lot alike in many important ways. The intolerance for dissent, the poorly written political rants, writing off vast swaths of Americans as irredeemable. The vast and unwarranted arrogance. And they're both basement dwellers of course. Bob in a literal basement and Shea in a spiritual one.

 

[אΩ+1]

Ha ha ha, it's more likely that Google's "diversity" programs are being cut back because they don't bring in any money and encourage their precious coddled diversity hires to obsess about how oppressed they are, causing them to be more prickly and demanding. Also one of the programs they cut was allegedly "too US-centric", which I can actually believe given how US-centric SJW culture is. But yeah, I'm sure that they are telling them that it's all those evil conservatives' fault, because they know that idiots like Bob will believe it!

Aren't most of those diversity hires always given useless job titles.

 

[iRON-mAn]

I was merely reminding you that this isn’t a breaking news site, it’s KF. So it’s weird that you seem to expect that everyone has been reading the 2670-page thread this whole time and that every post should yield astonishing insights.

I'm not sure why you think you have to remind me of anything.

But I don't expect anyone to have read the whole thread. There are plenty of newcomers who come into the thread every month who haven't done so and you don't see me saying anything to them. But I'm still speaking from a position from having done so. I lurked for a long time before I joined and I didn't join solely to dunk on Bob. It is fun to do so though, but having read a lot about Bob and all the shit he's said and done, a lot of the low effort jokes aren't good for much more than a quick chuckle. Old posts and acts by Bob are periodically dragged up for the same jokes to be made. Usually I just wait for it to blow over, and I've already admitted I should have just done the same again. But other posts like the Hamilton tweet were starting to get buried under several pictures of the same kid and dirty counters. I wasn't reprimanding you (besides anything else, I have no power to do so), I was simply stating my two cents, that I didn't care about the pictures. Sometimes people agree with you, sometimes you get rated autistic. That's the beauty of Kiwifarms.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

You think Bob cares? As long as he gets to sniff her seat he doesn't mind if she has a penis or even two!

Bob is so thirsty he will drink coke or pepsi.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I thought Bob lost weight? It must be all of those bulging muscles. That’s why he can’t fit in a XXXL Mario-branded coverall.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

There is no such thing as "breast muscles"; Pec Major and Pec Minor are upper-limb muscles and they do fuck all supporting your saline bags. A woman who don't wear a bra puts strain on her back muscles.

Faith Naff is a regular in the Rat Kings and is especially buddy with Rhys McKinnon. He is a fantasy writer if I recall correctly. We met him in Bobby's thread before.

That is the power of HRT, to increase breast muscle girth and make your misshapen man tits even more conical and supple. These superior milkers are far better to nurse children than your obsolete girl tiddies which is good as he is a "loving mother". He is in fact a writer.

>Is a man
>Has knockers that increase in size the less you bind them up
>Writing level that surpasses Bob
>Knows what boob meat is
>"Mother"
<Not Asian

It's Bob's version of almost peak femininity. You may not like it but it's still true even as you're loaded up onto trains, mayonnaise ghouls.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I thought Bob lost weight? It must be all of those bulging muscles. That’s why he can’t fit in a XXXL Mario-branded coverall.

Whatever weight Bob managed to lose in the last couple of years, I'm convinced that several months of enforced loneliness in his basement condo, stress eating, has made him nearly spherical by now.

 

[Flexo]

That is the power of HRT, to increase breast muscle girth and make your misshapen man tits even more conical and supple. These superior milkers are far better to nurse children than your obsolete girl tiddies which is good as he is a "loving mother". He is in fact a writer.
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>Is a man
>Has knockers that increase in size the less you bind them up
>Writing level that surpasses Bob
>Knows what boob meat is
>"Mother"
<Not Asian

It's Bob's version of almost peak femininity. You may not like it but it's still true even as you're loaded up onto trains, mayonnaise ghouls.

He's still too attractive for Bob to have a chance.

Plus I doubt any trans dude is going to date a cis man with larger breasts than them.