"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 219 36.8%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 376 63.2%

  • Total voters
    595
Jade should have named the dog Blondie. Nazi LARPers can't even research the lore beyond the most surface level. Pathetic.
It's Blondi, without an e.

(tw: Nazi larp, dogs, flashbacks to simpler times) I would agree with you but I think breed matters in this case. I heard Eva hated Adolf's german shepards and kept her terriers away from Blondi. Eva was the typical "small dog woman," a ditzy blond. I have no idea what breed the Augustine's have but in my experience every Vietnamese I know has a cute small/medium sized dog so I defend her Nazi-larp name choice. Blondi should be reserved only for the finest of German shepherds.
 
This can be a rallying call. We set up at Jim and Jade's house and will be entirely justified when we kill trespassing trannies and furries.
Canine honeypot, luring zoophiles with that sweet doggy dick and pooch cooch. Chris Hansen, why don’t YOU have a seat and allow us to show you how it’s done?
 
Jade should have named the dog Blondi. Nazi LARPers can't even research the lore beyond the most surface level. Pathetic.

They should have gotten a cat:

0Y6DvtF.jpg
 
I think people actively don't want to know what he looks like so the mystique doesn't go away.

I want some autistic tard to lurk around his house for weeks or months with a phone just to take a picture of him. Not because I actually want a picture of him, but because I want an autistic tard to do that.
 
Back