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Is that AMAC homo new to Phil's streams? Where the fuck do these people come from and how do they all end up finding Phil?

He's like a magnet for losers and maladjusted people.

Follows only Wings and Phil. Identified himself as a fan from CT when talking to Wings. Identified himself as a fan from New York named Alex M. when talking to Phil. 860 area code is CT. 914 is NY. Amac suggests Alex Mac-something as a name.

Edit: So far this month -- amac914860 tipped [9] times: $725.00 (Avg: $80.56)
 
Phil is working really hard to get to the 100 vest streak, are you assholes really taking it for granted and really going to let phil down after all the planning and buying he's done for the 100 streak?
 
Phil is working really hard to get to the 100 vest streak, are you assholes really taking it for granted and really going to let phil down after all the planning and buying he's done for the 100 streak?
it's a lot of hard work, he has to get up, go to the vest, then put it on. and he has to do it 100 times, dood.
it's more work than running a restaurant.
if you mess up a restaurant, you might go under and go bankrupt (but that's okay, you don't have to pay anything)
if phil messes up the vest, HE MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE DOOD!
the vest might make it hard to breath, and he would be literally choking for 10 minutes.
or it'll make it feel like it's 65F and he'll overheat and die!
 
Per Twitter, it's going to be Golden Deer. No idea which one that is, but the person expected him to breeze through the game, especially with the inevitable handholding.
golden deer leader is dark skinned, phil is definitely not picking them. my guess is blue lions for that strapping blonde haired blue eyed lad.
 
Reminder that Phil has an older video titled "The pre-stream that wouldn't end". 3 years ago, Phil thought (almost) 50 minutes of pre-stream was a very long time, and now we're averaging at almost an hour and a half of regurgitating the same rules and begging over and over.
How possible do you guys think it is for Phil to just segue into being a Just Chatting streamer?
As lazy as he is I'm surprised he doesn't record a few prestreams and just replay them.
 
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begging and shaming your viewers while playing a boring as fuck game and providing 0 entertainment just works folks
lol @ him begging for money for something he allegedly ordered for his 23 vest streak celebration


Send me money to buy something not for you.

Also, he created the second twitter pre-ban evasion account but says twitter assigned him the name me_dsp2. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way.
 
lol @ him begging for money for something he allegedly ordered for his 23 vest streak celebration


Send me money to buy something not for you.

I don't think he understands why the vest is important, it's not because it's a vest

it's a meme, and any new vest he buys will have zero "personality"

no doubt he'll bait the tips goal to show/reveal it, and it'll be another vest

I hope it's a vest for jasper, the cat with the sole purpose of "making the streams fun", but was banished to the shadow realm

dude needs to have a tips goal for khet to do his make-up, that would create more buzz than a different coloured vest

and what fucking cheek to say it wouldn't be arriving on time, idiot had 80 wheelchair streaks to order something, then somehow turns his lazyness into an "I was right" segment
 
lol @ him begging for money for something he allegedly ordered for his 23 vest streak celebration


Send me money to buy something not for you.

Also, he created the second twitter pre-ban evasion account but says twitter assigned him the name me_dsp2. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way.
I think he's misconstruing Twitter suggesting to him a username based on his handle or because his desired username was taken/too long.
 
Why is Phil always reaching his vest goal and not having slow shtreams any more? Because the vest uses several psychological tricks. It's the mcguffin that makes the $100 goal work.

Let's face it, all goal incentives are meaningless because you don't get anything in return for your payment. Whether it's bodypaint on a thot's titties, hearing your name spoken, or seeing an animated popup - they're all meaningless. So the vest is no more bizarre. You get to change Phil's appearance for the rest of the stream. The vest has some psychological tricks that the plain bare $100 goal didn't have: Once the goal is half way it creates a feeling of: "We're half way there, it would be a shame not to reach the vest." Phil was usually able to make $50 even on Slow Shtreams, but now $50 is "half way to the vest."

The vest streak works on the same principles -- the next psychological milestone is 100. "It would be a shame to get so far and not reach 100." It's a bit like the fallacy of sunk costs: "We've gotten Phil to the vest goal 78 times, it would all be for nothing if he doesn't reach 100."

Phil stumbled into the vest accidentally, but he is surely now aware of why the vest works, and aware that his $200+ per day will no longer be guaranteed once the streak ends. This is why I think Phil was an utter scumbag when he failed the streak in the 70s and used pignosis gaslighting to say it doesn't matter: "only mentally ill people would care, I'm not resetting the streak."

The good news is that I don't think the vest streak can continue past 100. The next mental milestone is 200, and that might seem insurmountable. I expect the vest streak to end somewhere around 104 or 105, and then the spell will be broken.

But who knows... the universe seems to be rewarding this eternal cockroach right now. The wheelchairs want to see that vest even more than Phil wants sweaty wrestler jpegs.
 
Why is Phil always reaching his vest goal and not having slow shtreams any more? Because the vest uses several psychological tricks. It's the mcguffin that makes the $100 goal work.

Let's face it, all goal incentives are meaningless because you don't get anything in return for your payment. Whether it's bodypaint on a thot's titties, hearing your name spoken, or seeing an animated popup - they're all meaningless. So the vest is no more bizarre. You get to change Phil's appearance for the rest of the stream. The vest has some psychological tricks that the plain bare $100 goal didn't have: Once the goal is half way it creates a feeling of: "We're half way there, it would be a shame not to reach the vest." Phil was usually able to make $50 even on Slow Shtreams, but now $50 is "half way to the vest."

The vest streak works on the same principles -- the next psychological milestone is 100. "It would be a shame to get so far and not reach 100." It's a bit like the fallacy of sunk costs: "We've gotten Phil to the vest goal 78 times, it would all be for nothing if he doesn't reach 100."

Phil stumbled into the vest accidentally, but he is surely now aware of why the vest works, and aware that his $200+ per day will no longer be guaranteed once the streak ends. This is why I think Phil was an utter scumbag when he failed the streak in the 70s and used pignosis gaslighting to say it doesn't matter: "only mentally ill people would care, I'm not resetting the streak."

The good news is that I don't think the vest streak can continue past 100. The next mental milestone is 200, and that might seem insurmountable. I expect the vest streak to end somewhere around 104 or 105, and then the spell will be broken.

But who knows... the universe seems to be rewarding this eternal cockroach right now. The wheelchairs want to see that vest even more than Phil wants sweaty wrestler jpegs.
Adding to that is the fact that other people (who are sensible, and right) are mocking Phil for reaching a new level of prostitution. Clown Mode used to only refer to his demeanor and what he said, and now it has an outfit. The cowboy hat is his rainbow afro wig, the vest his red honk-nose. Some of that group of people are undoubtedly tipping to see him continue to whore himself out because they're getting a kick out of it.

This is foolish, of course, because Phil's ego obviously has a price for which it's willing to sacrifice itself, which we've always suspected. Now we just know what it is.
 
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