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>Instead of the whole townchoosing to have Chloe die instead of the whole town was a no-brainer.
What the actual fuck is wrong with that game? Why would that even be presented as a real option?!?!?
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>Instead of the whole townchoosing to have Chloe die instead of the whole town was a no-brainer.
>Instead of the whole town
What the actual fuck is wrong with that game? Why would that even be presented as a real option?!‽?
If it's not the wife, I guarantee you it'll be something with him killing a woman/women during/post-apocalypse in a really brutal way.
They're fighting a losing battle, though. Unless they make him a rapist or a pedophile, people on the whole are not gonna stop liking Joel just because he's done some dark shit. I mean fuck me, the Far Cry series is built on the backs of its villains: People love them even though they are literal murderous monsters, so I'm pretty sure Joel will be fine.
Unless- again- they decide to really fuck themselves in the mouth and make him a pedophile or rapist. Those are the ones that will make people draw back, and it would be the literal worst possible decision the devs could make with his character.
The worst.
Emphasis mine.
Once again, I am so fucking glad that I have enough distance from this game to not give a shit how this unfolds. If the devs are actually embracing the un- fucking-speakably sexist idea that "all men are rapists" then this is going to turn into an absolute nightmare shitstorm, far beyond the one we've already seen.
If the company and developers are actually running with this ideology in the process of making their game, they will absolutely push away players with opposing views, as well as moderate/centrist players. BUT, they may also start to push away people who generally agree with their politics, but disagree with the extreme nature of the ideology that they're pushing. There are left-leaning feminists who are mild enough or reasonable enough in their views that they will not approve of an "all men are rapists" narrative and denounce it as sexist (or at least, they will if they're not fucking cowards and hypocrites). I could so VERY easily see this being turned on the developers as a "men are all rapists, which means that women are all victims, and portraying women as victims is sexist" trap.
God. If there is even an ounce of truth to this leak, the developers need to be overhauling this fucking game ASAP. It will tank so goddamn hard if this is the sort of insulting ideological fuckery they're putting into it.
They tried to pull a Butterfly-Effect Moment (even showed them during the entire game) by letting you chose to either negate the entire time you invested into the game by teleporting back to the beginning where the blue haired cunt gets shot in a toilet (as it was the first time you manipulated time) or you let a tornado which was spawned near the town because of time manipulation consume almost everyone in the area. Where the movie The Butterfly Effect actually worked (even with the cut „killing yourself in your mothers womb“ ending), the devs thought they were clever by letting the player chose either of two very bad options.>Instead of the whole town
What the actual fuck is wrong with that game? Why would that even be presented as a real option?!‽?
Its fucking hysterical, they expect you to sympathize with a character that shoots a dog. Like, writing rules 101, don't have someone you're supposed to like shoot an animal or harm a child. And it violates that. On top of that, she is a TERRIBLE human being, with no redeeming qualities.
I gotta blame somebody, otherwise it‘d all be my fault. Fuck that.“
They tried to pull a Butterfly-Effect Moment
I sat through about 5 minutes of a Let's Play where they were just in that blue chick's room talking shit on her step-dad for the WHOLE time. It was not a very good first impression to say the least. Thanks for the link, I'll give it a watch.
The ending where they drive off like a happy couple is HILARIOUS, because there's like dozens of corpses under the rubble and shit. Its the most SELFISH ending you could choose.
Also lol at Chloe's funeral scene. Dumb cunt high-school drop out has this massive turnout even though she was terrible to everyone she met? Uh, yeah, fucking no.
Mark Hamill took a shot at kids, who have zero control over who their parents/grandparents are, for wearing a Star Wars uniform because he doesn't like their grandfather's politics? Well, my view of him's just gone goddamn sour. That is pretty fucking pathetic.
As for Troy Baker- I get celebrities pretending to be their character on social media and at events when it's all in good fun. But he was definitely taking things too seriously when he did that rant, and "I AM JOEL" just comes off as cringe. He could have just as easily said "Well geez guys why not just wait until the game comes out, give it a chance and decide for yourself" and it would have been a thousand percent more palatable and less condescending than the rant and the video.
Troy Baker's been in a lot of things, but as a person I really only remember being kinda turned off by him years back when he was at some awards show (the BAFTAs?) accepting an award on Ashley Johnson's (Ellie's) behalf and he claimed that her winning an award and The Last of Us having such a "strong female character" was a "watershed moment" in gaming history or something, and it just really rubbed me the wrong way because it came off as that feminist posturing about how "Current Year's Female Characters are the only strong female characters that have ever existed, none have existed before today."
Also, fuck this noise:
Troy Baker hints Joel has a dark past & possibly hurt women/girls in TLoU
This is like the Titanic hitting the iceberg, and instead of trying to mitigate the damage they just start hacking away at the hole with pickaxes to make it bigger.
If this is true, then there's no fucking way Cuckman works at any AAA studio ever again and Sony is even more of an embarrassment to not even break through the walls of Naughty Dog like the fucking Kool-Aid Man and strangle Druckman to death on the writer's room table for even having the idea pop into his soy-filled brain. Its the antithesis of securing a wide audience. Its like pouring poison into your product. Even the most progtarded corporations have avoided this because even THEY know this is a very fringe idea that shouldn't ever be put into anything where you're putting a even a dollar into. I have RARELY ever seen a progtard advocate this. At best, they laugh nervously and avoid it altogether when one of their 'allies' goes off on it because they know its psychotic but that group-think be strong. At worst, its mocked in those circles. Those who actually think like this are few and far between, genuinely joyless, unpleasant and loathsome individuals.
'All men are rapists' is a fucking joke. Everyone treats it like one. The people who take it seriously are locked away in some Gender Studies department, being paid nothing and generating revenue for a university or are mentally ill, broken people who can barely relate to humanity as a whole and will probably end up killing themselves at some point. No fucking joke, I do not believe you can hold this ideology and live a normal life. I believe it is fundamentally impossible as it contradicts reality on every level. That Druckman even considered doing this means he is so painfully fucking stupid, it hurts.
What’s even funnier is that if chose the „fuck the town“ ending and you play Life Is Strange 2, you meet her stepdad in the desert, living there with a bunch of social outcasts. He survived, his wife didn’t. He started to reconcile with Chloe and calls her, talking about how she and Max are traveling around the world and Max being a decorated photographer.I remember reading that you have a choice between the lives of the whole town and the life of your girlfriend. I'm sorry, but if someone sacrificed countless innocent lives for me I would be horrified and never speak to them again. I would live my whole life with the guilt that they are dead because of me even if I didn't kill them directly.
Someone forgot the wise words of a certain Vulcan.
she and Max are traveling around the world and Max being a decorated photographer.
I'd argue it's worse than a fanfic, because at least most fanfics don't end with you needing to solve a trolley problem where there is one clear absolutely positively correct answer as to what you should pick.Fucking gag me with a spoon there's every goddamn Tumblrina trope in one game. I hope the voice actors got paid well at least because the scripts for these games sound like some exceptional fanfic.
There's no one who shit the bed harder than Ken Levine did with the production of Bioshock Infinite, it went thru its own development hell and at the end Irrational Games had to hastily cut the game changing what was going to be a game with a Hub World and a much more layered enemy AI into a more linear shooter affair. What we ended up getting was a massively compromised version.Unfortunately, he has the special games are art badge that lets him get away with it because if Sony kills their only head with the "charisma" to run a shitshow like this, Sony will lose any appeal for devs as they alienated their weeb fanbase to the point every weeb game released is filled with crystal ball fear that the game will be censored and banking on being the narrative storytelling console means they can't just pump out dudebro shooters and call it a day. Hencewhy they are working doubletime to protect him because if he falls, Sony may have to restructure and find someone else to replace him which is not going to be possible since every AAA dev is a braindrained zombie deprieved of creativity and ambition
The step-dad (evil white male), is more sympathetic than Chloe and Max as they basically fucked up his happy life with his loving wife (without him knowing). All because Max wanted to get some gothpunk snowflake tail.What’s even funnier is that if chose the „fuck the town“ ending and you play Life Is Strange 2, you meet her stepdad in the desert, living there with a bunch of social outcasts. He survived, his wife didn’t. He started to reconcile with Chloe and calls her, talking about how she and Max are traveling around the world and Max being a decorated photographer.
I remember reading that you have a choice between the lives of the whole town and the life of your girlfriend. I'm sorry, but if someone sacrificed countless innocent lives for me I would be horrified and never speak to them again. I would live my whole life with the guilt that they are dead because of me even if I didn't kill them directly.
Someone forgot the wise words of a certain Vulcan.
Unfortunately, he has the special games are art badge that lets him get away with it because if Sony kills their only head with the "charisma" to run a shitshow like this, Sony will lose any appeal for devs as they alienated their weeb fanbase to the point every weeb game released is filled with crystal ball fear that the game will be censored and banking on being the narrative storytelling console means they can't just pump out dudebro shooters and call it a day. Hencewhy they are working doubletime to protect him because if he falls, Sony may have to restructure and find someone else to replace him which is not going to be possible since every AAA dev is a braindrained zombie deprieved of creativity and ambition
I don't know where this widespread sentiment that D&D were "fired from Star Wars" comes from other than skimming headlines and wishful thinking. By all accounts they left because they'd spent 18 months watching Kathleen Kennedy announce a new project every quarter for PR purposes, and then leave them in development hell with no further updates. At the same time Netflix was offering them a multi-film deal with cash up front, a deal they signed after Game of Thrones ended. They're doing well enough that even their Netflix work was on hold while they produced an HP Lovecraft movie for WB.What you say is a common outcome in a lot of stories where a LOT of lives or even a few are sacrificed for one protagonist, and the protagonist them self is horrified. But Chloe is a horrible, selfish fucking human being, so it wouldn't bother her all that much.
Like I've mentioned before in this thread, he may not have been touchable before, but I earnestly think his career is dead. I'll go over my reasoning again:
1) It is impossible to survive with your head intact over a scandal such as your entire game releasing a month early. Not only a month early, but to massive derision, enough to question the seven years you spent. He's where the buck stops. He is the head of the studio. If his security wasn't good enough, or his hires reliable or his management style solid, that is HIS fault.
Not only that, you have other Sony developers watching him. If he gets off with a slap on the wrist, you WILL have a mutiny on your hands. You will make a MESS of your first party divisions if Sony doesn't take him to task in the future. Because other developers will basically laugh off what Druckman did and push the envelope because of a weak Sony response.
2) He spent 7 years churning out a game which is now being widely ridiculed months before its release. It is a massive embarrassment to the brand and the studio. Like others mentioned with Ken Levine, Bioshock Infinite basically destroyed him. This is a scale of destruction unseen before.
3) In the history of self-destruction of franchises, the guy who is responsible doesn't get out alive. Typically. D&D basically got fired from Star Wars, the ME 3 people scattered to the 4 winds and I haven't heard of them since. Netflix only got stuck with D&D because they signed a contract before the level of their fucktardation reached full blast. Neil Druckman being a special exception is laughable.
4) Forget other developers within the Sony brand, other developers and competition outside are looking at Sony right now with glee in their eyes. The company has been absolutely embarrassed, and one of its flagship titles reduced to burning dogshit. Everyone is going to take advantage of that.
5) Druckman's style of story-telling and method of choosing who gets to tell what is fully revealed. Not only is he outed as massively incompetent for letting a leak happen, he is massively incompetent in terms of writing talent. With an inflated ego NO ONE wants to inherit. If there's someone looking at this scandal and going 'That's a creative I can trust!' they're just as fucking stupid and their products will crash and burn. No competent studio is going to touch this dumbass with a ten foot pole.
I don't think Druckman makes it out alive. Simply because of the scale and the level of embarrassment he caused, not to mention in addition to killing a franchise. If Sony does keep him on, then I think that's a sign that they're really fucked. There's literally no good reason I can think of to keep him in his current position or let him have free reign over anything again. I'm not saying they're racing to fire him this minute (because that would look just as bad) but if they keep defending him in the future, it makes them and their company look EXTREMELY weak.
EDIT:
Also remember, TLOU 2 did not have a defined release date before this. Leaks happen, BOOM, suddenly its in June. What does that tell you? Someone said, "We saw what you did. You're fucking done. We're not putting any more money into this. Release this right fucking now."
For me, it's Ms. Pac-Man.how the fuck the 12-year old brat got more votes than Jill motherfucking Valentine??
I know gaming twitter eats shit but still...
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So is Druckman a rapist?
What you say is a common outcome in a lot of stories where a LOT of lives or even a few are sacrificed for one protagonist, and the protagonist them self is horrified. But Chloe is a horrible, selfish fucking human being, so it wouldn't bother her all that much.
Like I've mentioned before in this thread, he may not have been touchable before, but I earnestly think his career is dead. I'll go over my reasoning again:
1) It is impossible to survive with your head intact over a scandal such as your entire game releasing a month early. Not only a month early, but to massive derision, enough to question the seven years you spent. He's where the buck stops. He is the head of the studio. If his security wasn't good enough, or his hires reliable or his management style solid, that is HIS fault.
Not only that, you have other Sony developers watching him. If he gets off with a slap on the wrist, you WILL have a mutiny on your hands. You will make a MESS of your first party divisions if Sony doesn't take him to task in the future. Because other developers will basically laugh off what Druckman did and push the envelope because of a weak Sony response.
2) He spent 7 years churning out a game which is now being widely ridiculed months before its release. It is a massive embarrassment to the brand and the studio. Like others mentioned with Ken Levine, Bioshock Infinite basically destroyed him. This is a scale of destruction unseen before.
3) In the history of self-destruction of franchises, the guy who is responsible doesn't get out alive. Typically. D&D basically got fired from Star Wars, the ME 3 people scattered to the 4 winds and I haven't heard of them since. Netflix only got stuck with D&D because they signed a contract before the level of their fucktardation reached full blast. Neil Druckman being a special exception is laughable.
4) Forget other developers within the Sony brand, other developers and competition outside are looking at Sony right now with glee in their eyes. The company has been absolutely embarrassed, and one of its flagship titles reduced to burning dogshit. Everyone is going to take advantage of that.
5) Druckman's style of story-telling and method of choosing who gets to tell what is fully revealed. Not only is he outed as massively incompetent for letting a leak happen, he is massively incompetent in terms of writing talent. With an inflated ego NO ONE wants to inherit. If there's someone looking at this scandal and going 'That's a creative I can trust!' they're just as fucking stupid and their products will crash and burn. No competent studio is going to touch this dumbass with a ten foot pole.
I don't think Druckman makes it out alive. Simply because of the scale and the level of embarrassment he caused, not to mention in addition to killing a franchise. If Sony does keep him on, then I think that's a sign that they're really fucked. There's literally no good reason I can think of to keep him in his current position or let him have free reign over anything again. I'm not saying they're racing to fire him this minute (because that would look just as bad) but if they keep defending him in the future, it makes them and their company look EXTREMELY weak.
EDIT:
Also remember, TLOU 2 did not have a defined release date before this. Leaks happen, BOOM, suddenly its in June. What does that tell you? Someone said, "We saw what you did. You're fucking done. We're not putting any more money into this. Release this right fucking now."
They do occasionally survive though, Kathleen Kennedy burned a franchise to the ground arguably pop culture's biggest franchise and kept her job.