Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Smokey said:

I wouldn't worry too much about missing the posting, Dobson. They aren't going to hire you.
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It's hi-fucking-larious that he thinks an animation degree he earned years ago and hasn't used since will get him a chance of being hired when he hasn't done anything art-wise in his career except draw a few eighth-assed comics about himself and lesbians with punchable faces.
 
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Not only that, but I can't imagine that Dobson's dated animation degree is very relevant, not even counting his inability to keep a schedule or work with a team. Or move to Burbank. Or keep lesbians out of the storyboards he would draw. Or draw to a standard that they expect.

Dobson knows that most animation studios regularly have openings for storyboard artists, right? Why does he wait for the unusual step of a company to be so public in their desire for new talent (word used loosely in Dobson's case) to try to get that career?
 
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DankMemes said:
The honest SU fan just can't get a break these days. Now in addition to the Tumblr fandom's retardation, we now have to deal with Dobby attempting to poison the show with his utter lack of any wit or creativity. It's a good thing that it's more likely for the entire cast of Friends to be struck by lightning and hit on the head by small asteroids in the same day than for Dobby to get hired.
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Agreed, not only we have to deal with the fans who treat SU like a religion (or SJW-approved viewing), but we have to deal with Dobby wanting to work with the SU crew in order to attack his own gender (He is a self-hating male who should get a sex change.)
 
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Butta Face Lopez said:
I find myself imagining if he somehow conned his way into a job.

"And here is where I've shoehorned in a lesbian couple who you can tell are lesbians because they preface their verbs with 'Lesbian.' REPRESENTATION MATTERS."
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dobson no, please stop, this is the 25th time this week you "thought up" your "unique" lesbian story arc
*sigh*
look, if we get you working on drawn together will you stop with the lesbian things?
 
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Urvy1A said:
Agreed, not only we have to deal with the fans who treat SU like a religion (or SJW-approved viewing), but we have to deal with Dobby wanting to work with the SU crew in order to attack his own gender (He is a self-hating male who should get a sex change.)
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Or the fans attacking the staff. Or attacking each other for not adhering to a strict style sheet required when you join the Official Steven Universe Fandom™.

It's because SU is the en vogue thing now. Sorry, but they're the new bronies.

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dobson no, please stop, this is the 25th time this week you "thought up" your "unique" lesbian story arc
*sigh*
look, if we get you working on drawn together will you stop with the lesbian things?
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He'd probably get yelled at for not actually drawing what the script says.
 
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Gensdupays said:
Or the fans attacking the staff. Or attacking each other for not adhering to a strict style sheet required when you join the Official Steven Universe Fandom™.

It's because SU is the en vogue thing now. Sorry, but they're the new bronies.


He'd probably get yelled at for not actually drawing what the script says.
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I don't want to be the new bronies. *sigh*
 
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It'd be interesting to see if he actually applied.

Sadly he seems to be back to his typical stuff, so I'm going to assume that nothing much will come of this.
 
lol, that face he makes at the end of the video. The fake outrage in that expression is like the visual embodiment of all his rant-laden tweets.
 
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I can already see Dobson's storyboards.

Dobson: And in this scene Pearl is struck by Inflationwoman's inflation beam and begins to inflate into a giant balloon shape.
Sugar: That's not the script.
Dobson: You didn't let me finish! Seeing her friend's life in danger, Garnet jumps in front of the beam too! The inflation beam breaks Garnet apart, but Ruby and Sapphire begin to inflate, too.
Sugar: Just stop...
Dobson: Not finished! And that's when they realize the only way to save themselves is to use the most powerful magic known to Gemkind: the Lesbian Kiss. So Pearl, Ruby and Sapphire in their hyper inflated states begin to make out, getting a little handsy just to really stick it to the dudebros and...
Sugar: Get out.
Dobson: *fap* *fap* *fap*
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
I can already see Dobson's storyboards.

Dobson: And in this scene Pearl is struck by Inflationwoman's inflation beam and begins to inflate into a giant balloon shape.
Sugar: That's not the script.
Dobson: You didn't let me finish! Seeing her friend's life in danger, Garnet jumps in front of the beam too! The inflation beam breaks Garnet apart, but Ruby and Sapphire begin to inflate, too.
Sugar: Just stop...
Dobson: Not finished! And that's when they realize the only way to save themselves is to use the most powerful magic known to Gemkind: the Lesbian Kiss. So Pearl, Ruby and Sapphire in their hyper inflated states begin to make out, getting a little handsy just to really stick it to the dudebros and...
Sugar: Get out.
Dobson: *fap* *fap* *fap*
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That'll be grand, then about 5 minutes later, he gets the pink slip.
 
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