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- Aug 3, 2017
Why? You don't work and bosses would rather sexually harass the Quasimodo-looking janitor than you, John.
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"You want my resume and two references? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" *throws iPad*
"Of course I've got 3 years experience writing Go. I use it in zbrush passes to flash the BIOS."
Wouldn't someone who is really good at raising money have actually raised some money? Wu's fundraising totals were pathetic, and she had a full time "finance manager" to help. Both Mohammed Dar and Robbie Goldstein were better at raising money, just because they had friends who were willing to donate. Also, if she's "burnt out" by 3 years sitting on the couch eating snacky cakes and playing playstation, how was she going to manage being a congresswuman?
Not sure John should get credit for being ridiculously lazy. It's not like he'll scale up the effort when he e-begs on someone else's behalf.Not that it makes Wu good at fund raising, but maybe the amount of raised funds compared to the effort exerted is more than pathetic? I haven't crunched the numbers.
Pretty neat John but why are organisations consisting of just you and Frank rife with sexual harassment anyway?
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That doesn't take thorough knowledge or chemical Wunalaysis. You just have to eat one -- it sounds like John never actually had one
More than just ignorantly bullshitting, John is outright lying.
The Gunt lied about not eating one but yeah you're right.It's astounding how absolutely full of shit John is about anything he says. How many people can you think of who if they literally said they ate a fucking hamburger, they're lying?
John is pretending that he'll only take money from "non-bro" sources, but if Jake and Logan Paul offered him money, he'd cash the check before the ink dried.
But you'll buy it anyway, won't you?
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Most of John's campaign money came from his husband, didn't it? A few connections in California stumped up some cash, but nowhere near as much as Frank. I guess being able to screw first your parents then your husband out of hundreds of thousands of dollars is a fundraising expert now. Who knew?"You want my resume and two references? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" *throws iPad*
"Of course I've got 3 years experience writing Go. I use it in zbrush passes to flash the BIOS."
Wouldn't someone who is really good at raising money have actually raised some money? Wu's fundraising totals were pathetic, and she had a full time "finance manager" to help. Both Mohammed Dar and Robbie Goldstein were better at raising money, just because they had friends who were willing to donate. Also, if she's "burnt out" by 3 years sitting on the couch eating snacky cakes and playing playstation, how was she going to manage being a congresswuman?
So John is going pro with the grifting. Interesting.
It allows him to get paid to to sperg about politics and do nothing at the same time.A "tech PAC" runs dangerously close to the prediction of him starting a "charity" as a way to continue grifting people without doing anything and he can continue spending money on going to conferences in California.
No, Frank only gave ("loaned") the campaign $50K, and in total they raised something like $200K more.Most of John's campaign money came from his husband, didn't it? A few connections in California stumped up some cash, but nowhere near as much as Frank.
Probably threw the switch at Frank or one of the dogs and broke it, and since the saves are tagged to the console itself it’s lost forever. But she’ll probably shell out [Franks money] for a overpriced AC version, and a couple hundred bucks on shovelware and DLC shell never play to compensate.
A "tech PAC" runs dangerously close to the prediction of him starting a "charity" as a way to continue grifting people without doing anything and he can continue spending money on going to conferences in California.
What he doesnt say is that the milk he is snorting is Frank's breast milk
John's dream of building a social media bubble around himself so he can huff his own farts has finally come true.