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Genie The Hedgehog said:
You forget that money to him is like doing whipits. The high is quick and wears off fast.
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The thrill of making instant money is awesome. Quick power level, I drive Uber to make extra cash and every time I get a ping for a ride there's a definite rush. That thrill of getting a tip after a ride is awesome too. You don't get that with a regular job, you work an hour and you don't see that hours worth of time show up in your bank account until 2 weeks later. I also happen to spend my extra money on my hobbies and pay my bills/save with my regular job.
 
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TurboSwine said:
The thrill of making instant money is awesome. Quick power level, I drive Uber to make extra cash and every time I get a ping for a ride there's a definite rush. That thrill of getting a tip after a ride is awesome too. You don't get that with a regular job, you work an hour and you don't see that hours worth of time show up in your bank account until 2 weeks later. I also happen to spend my extra money on my hobbies and pay my bills/save with my regular job.
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Yeah but if you got 700 within like 3 hours I'd bet you'd be happy for a long time. He's a pissy beggar within a couple hours of getting it.
 
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Damn having to turn off the AC for whatever reason while 10k Jasper was in the room must have put Darksy in a bad mood. He's back to wallowing in self pity and being miserable even after a whalechair bailed out the streak. This is why he isn't winning - to him there is no winning. Nothing is ever good enough for him, and despite his claims that he loves his job he obviously hates streaming and wishes he was still a youtuber. To him those are the good days of his life, and they're gone forever because of his own ineptitude and greed.
 
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Schrödinger's Kat said:
I don't think its really about Phil. Phil is just a platform to get attention. The paypigs tip Phil, then come to KF, Twitter, and Snort Burnell and see what kind of reaction it provokes. They know its an easy way to get a bunch of people to notice them. I think seeing their name mentioned here knowing they've spun up the detractor community is more exciting than a shoutout from Phil. I mean lets face it, Phil barely even mentions them will just keep glancing over to chat waiting for the next tip/cheer.

Mental illness is the true reason people donate to Phil. You can't make sense of mental illness.
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This type of behavior is hilarious to me. What detractor has ever done anything that’s repeatedly mentioned on KF or other detractor circles on a consistent basis? Never.

The most famous sped is arguably sidella and that’s because he’s full on exceptional. He’s not even a detractor.

The snowkarls, pwdubz, and ThirdEyes are really fucking stupid to pay to troll someone so they can get their 10 minutes of fame on YT channels. It’s really sad behavior that screams loneliness... and autism.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Because... umm...

None of your business! Quit trying to hurt Phil and his family with your stupid questions!
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Jasper annoys Phil and he doesn't want him around. If Phil gives an excuse about anything which doesn't make sense it's because he doesn't like doing or having said thing around, and the gin-and-autism sandwich that is his brain thinks that a baffling and transparent lie will somehow garner less mockery than the truth.

Is "look, the cat bothers me while I'm streaming and I don't want him around" a shitty thing to say? Yes, because he got the cat knowing full well he was never going to stop streaming or adjust to its presence in any way, which are precisely things any good shelter will ask of you when you're applying to adopt, but it's less retarded than acting as though an AC running full-blast in a room that supposedly rivals the surface of the sun in terms of temperature will somehow harm it. The shit makes no sense.

He either got bullied by Kat into getting Jasper or he's just like every irresponsible college freshman who adopts an animal second semester and by Month Two has lost interest and is borderline neglecting the animal on account of it. In either case he shouldn't be caring for a cactus, let alone something with a central nervous system.
 
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My honest guess would be that Phil doesn't understand how his air conditioning unit works. I think he believes if he left his door open, the AC unit would go into overdrive to try and cool down the whole house and break. In reality, the AC unit would do the same amount of work, the cold air would just escape and the office wouldn't be as cool. It would still be more comfortable than turning it off completely.

It reminds me of when he said he couldn't move his setup because the laptop would be next to the AC and the cold air would freeze the internal computer parts.
 
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Just my 2 cents on the whole 'DSP has won/no longer fun to watch' thing from a few pages ago:

Setting aside the obvious "remember to lol at the lolcow" and "if he's no longer entertaining you make sure to step away" advice, I think many of you guys are being impatient with DSP. These last few years (fast-tracked by the bankruptcy saga) basically birthed a new Phil, one that was obsessed with making the safest most boring content imaginable with maximum low-effort profit. No more sponsorship risks or risky commentary, he was tip-toeing around because he knew that if he continued being divisive he might fuck himself out of his dream job.

Now that this saga has effectively ended, and DSP is laying on the "I'm successfuhl and detractors can't stand it" rhetoric it's obvious he's beginning to feel confident and comfortable again. When DSP feels like he's king-shit and ruling the world that's when he starts making big mistakes, that's when he'll start slipping back into his tahxic sludge pool ways. The pig's ego has mostly been hibernating this entire time but I think before too long this "success" will make him feel safe and comfortable again and those old self-destructive patterns will re-emerge.

Personally I still find him funny (ie pathetic and embarrassing) but I'm also easy to amuse. I do have a strong instinct that the bankruptcy saga isn't necessarily an end to laughing at him but rather a beginning of a new era of mistakes and ego-fueled clusterfuckery.

Kosher Dill said:
If she produces a child, I won't believe it's Phil's till I see a DNA test notarized by God Himself.
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Even if she does produce a baby roach I still wouldn't believe he had sex based on that. Could be a test tube baby. I'd need to see an actual sex tape, but then I'd have to Minecraft myself so I'll just have to go on believing forever that he hasn't had sex.
 
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Pargon said:
He either got bullied by Kat into getting Jasper or he's just like every irresponsible college freshman who adopts an animal second semester and by Month Two has lost interest and is borderline neglecting the animal on account of it. In either case he shouldn't be caring for a cactus, let alone something with a central nervous system.
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Phil doesn't want to take care of any living thing aside from himself, and even that he does with as little effort as possible. Jasper is definitely Kat's cat, not his. Before they got Jasper, Phil was pretty adamant about not wanting any pets, so Kat for sure bitched at him enough until he finally caved. A normal person would be excited to show off and interact with their pet, not Phil. Phil hid Jasper for about 8 months before revealing him just for a scam fundraiser and promptly kicked Jasper to the curb after a couple weeks once his tard fans had enough of the cat. Almost any time he brings up Jasper now is to bitch about something, such as Jasper waking him up "early" at 9 in the morning because the cat is bored and wants to leave the room that Phil inexplicably keeps him locked in. If it were only Phil taking care of Jasper, Jasper would be long dead, either from starvation or an attack by a ravenous squirrel. Remember that after Leanna left, Phil bought a bunch of house plants to keep him company and they all died within a month because he "forgot" to water them. Part of that is laziness, but you basically have to go out of your way to neglect a plant to death and it speaks volumes to how selfish Phil is. Other living things aren't worth his precious time, he has mobile games to play and gin to drink. Kat's existence is tolerated by Phil because she throws his food in the microwave and does the dishes, saving him minutes of effort that he does nothing with.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Even if she does produce a baby roach I still wouldn't believe he had sex based on that. Could be a test tube baby. I'd need to see an actual sex tape, but then I'd have to Minecraft myself so I'll just have to go on believing forever that he hasn't had sex.
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Knowing how he spins everything, I would give a kidney to hear him try to pignosis away the fact that his child is half-black or half-Mexican. Or fully human.

Nurses in maternity wards are to be trained on how to console the men who are only then beginning to realize they've been supercucked. Phil would definitely be one such cuck. "I talked to the nurse in the maternity ward, and we all mutually decided that it was no big deal that my son doesn't look anything like me. Because any man can be a father, but only I can be a dad. And by the way, Kat agrees with me."
 
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Radical Goodspeed said:
"I talked to the nurse in the maternity ward, and we all mutually decided that it was no big deal that my son doesn't look anything like me. Because any man can be a father, but only I can be a dad. And by the way, Kat agrees with me."
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And we've decided to name him Tevin Junior St. Jean. I gave her my permission to keep her maiden name.
 
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Exceptional Chimp said:
And we've decided to name him Tevin Junior St. Jean. I gave her my permission to keep her maiden name.
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Khet asked me if I minded that she get plowed by 7 dudes, and being the mature responsible adult that I am, I let her because she really wanted it. Only immature children would you cant let your wife do stuff she wants to do, it's called a partnership dood.
 
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Akcny said:
Trust me mate, if he does baby, it'll be black and we'll hear the "I did fuck her, it's my quarter Polish quarter Italian genes coming out dood, my dick definitely works" explanation.
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"I was aiming perfectly at her and shoot right on the spot with all the ammos I saved up but nothing happened.......she said nothing touched her but that wasn't what happened on my screen!"
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
Khet asked me if I minded that she get plowed by 7 dudes, and being the mature responsible adult that I am, I let her because she really wanted it. Only immature children would you cant let your wife do stuff she wants to do, it's called a partnership dood.
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“And by the way I was still letting her drive my car I’m that nice of a guy”
 
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