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A personal favorite of mine.
Love how his voice cracks. You can feel his loneliness. The despair is palatable.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Love how his voice cracks. You can feel his loneliness. The despair is palatable.
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I'm going to answer Lucas's question. Who would you want to piss off the least? How about the people who run Pioneer pathway house?Boo hoo nigga, nobody cares your fat ass can't get a teen girl to suck your homeless mrsa infected micropenis
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He's not wrong, living through the embarrassment of being called a predator by Chris Hansen is much worse than getting punched in the face
Oops. Too late, huh?
LeeLoo
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Wow. Today was chock full of RageWern material! I’m assuming his last video for today for the one he just posted, showing us how there is NOT a line of socialist college girls lined up outside HOC. He made this video in the presence of at least five people. How the hell do they put up with him?
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He's got a marvelous schizo energy today. Angry, frantic and confused. The pressure is crushing him, to which I clap appreciatively.
He's out of it. Its a marvel how Lucas presumes to understand...anything. From politics, to current events, genetics to Mathematics, dating to philosophy, trolls to his own behavior, his belief that he can make sense of anything is hilarious.
Rarely are ignorance and confusion accompanied by so much confidence. Listen to him howl about socialism, greed, atheism and the mysteries of the human heart: he has no clue what life is like, what is going on, what kind of world he lives in. All he knows is envy and dissatisfaction, born of thirst, poverty and rejection.
The only argument that he is a troll or comedian is that nobody could naturally be so dense and loud.
I like it when Lucas alibis as a comedian. A comedian so committed to his role he lives in a homeless shelter, avoids stages and fame in favor of crushing poverty.
Not just a comedian, but a stand up comedian
Consider Lucas as a stand up: Has never told a joke. Material consists of him ranting about rejection and fertility. Never done an open mic. Never performed anywhere. Audience consists solely of hecklers and law enforcement.
But as a living joke;
Laughed at frequently. Funny, but he has one joke; he's the joke.
He's out of it. Its a marvel how Lucas presumes to understand...anything. From politics, to current events, genetics to Mathematics, dating to philosophy, trolls to his own behavior, his belief that he can make sense of anything is hilarious.
Rarely are ignorance and confusion accompanied by so much confidence. Listen to him howl about socialism, greed, atheism and the mysteries of the human heart: he has no clue what life is like, what is going on, what kind of world he lives in. All he knows is envy and dissatisfaction, born of thirst, poverty and rejection.
The only argument that he is a troll or comedian is that nobody could naturally be so dense and loud.
I like it when Lucas alibis as a comedian. A comedian so committed to his role he lives in a homeless shelter, avoids stages and fame in favor of crushing poverty.
Not just a comedian, but a stand up comedian
Consider Lucas as a stand up: Has never told a joke. Material consists of him ranting about rejection and fertility. Never done an open mic. Never performed anywhere. Audience consists solely of hecklers and law enforcement.
But as a living joke;
Laughed at frequently. Funny, but he has one joke; he's the joke.
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Lucas has never been intentionally funny. Humor takes cleverness, and cleverness takes intelligence, and Lucas is dumb as shit.
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When has Lucas embarrassed anyone with his words? Calling people he hates Republicans? I guess Lucas thinks he's Bill Maher or something.
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Lucas embarasses people all the time, especially with his words.
Whenever his family remembers he's alive, for example, shame follows.
And every time Lucas claims atheism, people go red in the face and sputter "not all Atheists." When he talks about Bernie Sanders, left leaning folks disavow him. Eisenberg regrets his studies. Men, complete strangers, feel compelled to apologize to women
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In today’s videos I learned that Bernie Sanders and Jesus Christ are one and the same, and that owning a car means you’re in with the billionaire class. And here I thought owning a car was just so I can get to work and back. Who knew it meant I’m hobnobbing with Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates? My new bestie bitch boys.
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It's like he doesn't realize that Bernie Sanders has a vehicle... and credit cards. 
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The ultimate irony is that Lucas definitely is a comedian not in the way he thinks he is. There certainly are reasons why we wouldn't want to piss him off IRL, but not because he can create material on us. Rather, it's because of the golden rule of not pozzing negholes to prevent ourselves from catching MRSA.
Hey, look on positivites. According to Lucas most of us (probably most of us here have cars, jobs and a little bit of savings to say at least), are rich, upper-class milionaires. It's just like with homeless people who call you "boss" when they want to ask for a favor. You cannot help but smile.
Lucas probably thinks that we have girls like Emma Watson, Mia Khalifa etc. on speed dial xD.
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GoutfootHorseface
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Whelp, Lucas is being pushed into suicidal idulations (his words) by nazi collage aged women of Spokane, what a way to start a day on the gram.
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I'd like to think my fiancee is at least a 9. Most of us here I believe have earned everything they got even if they are millionaires. Hard work and perseverance is anathema to people like Lucas who want everything handed to them.
GoutfootHorseface
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I’m clearly being a sped and can’t get the video to work but he just said quite loudly on a bus, “I’ll eat that uterus right up woman, but if you don’t give me that phone number I’m gonna sit here and starve”
It’s he threatening to go Andrei Chikatilo on the next woman he passes or is his understanding of female anatomy severely flawed?
It’s he threatening to go Andrei Chikatilo on the next woman he passes or is his understanding of female anatomy severely flawed?
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It's like Eliot Roger not only hated but "ate-d"
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I can't decide what's funnier: Lucas blaming his atheism on women, or announcing it like women care.
He declares that he doesn't believe in God, because women don't treat him the way he feels he should be treated.
Women won't fuck him, and don't think being a homeless, broke creep is praiseworthy. Therefore, he doesn't believe in god. Makes sense.
He seems to believe that these women, who he attributes his atheism to, are both Bernie supporters and Christians.
And he presents it all as if it's some terrible rebuke that will hurt their feelings.
I can imagine him trying to shock his parents with this variety of atheism.
He declares that he doesn't believe in God, because women don't treat him the way he feels he should be treated.
Women won't fuck him, and don't think being a homeless, broke creep is praiseworthy. Therefore, he doesn't believe in god. Makes sense.
He seems to believe that these women, who he attributes his atheism to, are both Bernie supporters and Christians.
And he presents it all as if it's some terrible rebuke that will hurt their feelings.
I can imagine him trying to shock his parents with this variety of atheism.
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LeeLoo
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He is absolutely vile. He also posted another video where he uses his hands and arm to demonstrate how he’ll pleasure a woman by shoving his fist inside her. His rage, coupled with his clearly violent sexual fantasies and talk of suicide, make him more unstable than ever. I wish to hell HOC would kick this fuck out and get him committed.
Oh...and now’s he added this gem ladies: “I’ll eat that pussy all night til I’m shitting clitoris.” How in the fuck is this thing allowed out in the wild?
WonderWino
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The two aren't mutually exclusive. Lets not forget that stuff he said about thinking urine is stored in the testicles awhile back. Something about wondering where gamer girl piss is stored since they don't have testicles