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I'm sure by the time I get back he'll have uploaded even more about how the single women started running faster when they saw him or some shit.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I'm sure by the time I get back he'll have uploaded even more about how the single women started running faster when they saw him or some shit.
WonderWino
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Oh yeah, i'm totally sure 'gina' told him to 'go fetch a woman in the park'
That totally actually happened guys
Its interesting that recently several of us brought up the fact he mentions past supposed girlfriends and friends but never by name and now suddenly he's referring to these imaginary female friends by name
Gee, I wonder why he started doing that. Couldn't possibly be that hes stalking this thread like a he stalks those joggers
and its real easy to get arrested for even remotely implying the intent to fuck with female joggers in places like that. Look at someone on a jogging track the wrong way and shit can go down real fast with the cops getting involved. Mainly because such places are prime rapist/mugging/serial killer type hunting grounds and as such there is very little tolerance for questionable behavior of any kind toward such female joggers
If lucas isn't very careful he's going to find out the hard way
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Just going to reflect everyone else‘s comments, he is totally manic today. He believes his logic is impeccable and without fault so he continues to beat his head against that brick wall until it’s bloodied or he breaks through it. Manic Lucas is great content but I have real fear he is close to hurting someone.
”bitch I'll eat that pussy all night until I'm shitting clitoris!”
I did find this line hilarious though.
”bitch I'll eat that pussy all night until I'm shitting clitoris!”
I did find this line hilarious though.
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Omfg.
Dude is literally lying in wait to ambush a Gen Z bae. As in, leap out at her with a "good line."
So agitated today! It's great.
Dude is literally lying in wait to ambush a Gen Z bae. As in, leap out at her with a "good line."
So agitated today! It's great.
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I don't necessarily discount that someone told him that. I just want confirmation if these "female friends" are IRL people, which I doubt. Whether they're really "friends" or really "female" is highly suspect if they're only online. This fucktard has fallen for a dozen catfishes offering "dates," and still does, even though he's suspicious of people that say they want to date or meet him. How fucking easy must it be to convince him you're a "female friend" if you're just friendly and "respectful" and feed his delusion, but keep dating off the table ("Oh I'm 18 and you're totally funny and cool Lucas but I live in the UK and am a caregiver for my grandma so I can't come meet you but this is how you can get chicks like me in your area.")
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That might be why he was suddenly keen on buying flights for a few days, come to think of it.
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More Facebook tard ramblings...
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"Run her guts"?
He can't describe sex without food or violence, can he?
Lucas needs to be lobotomized.
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I dry heaved at that one.
LeeLoo
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I hope someone passing by hears his lunatic rage and calls the cops. Lucas in jail would be absolutely amazing.
As a woman, the fact that he constantly talks about violent sexual acts with young women is horrifying. He absolutely hates women, and desperately wants to sexually abuse them.
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One of the more telling sentences ever produced by Lucas's fertile mind:
"I'm not manly? Yeet me a hot as fuck #GenerationZ college aged chick and I'll run her guts so hard..."
First, I must pause to collect myself. LMAO shut the fuck up faggot. Also, note that while his mind is fertile, his ancient schizo balls aren't. Haha.
Anyway, what a fine example of Lucas's male anxiety, and how it fuels his obsessions.
No, Lucas is not "manly," however you measure it, and he knows and hates this. I suspect he internalized notions of masculinity that were current to his youth in the 90s: athleticism, strength, success, stoicism, self reliance, success with ladies, that kind of stuff. The kinds of stuff that he praised in his father.
Lucas, as always, comes up short. He's a helpless, flabby, soft baby. Men laugh at him and push him around. Women loathe him. He's never known any success or popularity. He's not tough. He's a fat titted omega male, a dependent thing that can't survive without charity, a retarded man baby that needs to be taken care of.
He is not "manly" as he, and many others, define it. He knows it, and what's worse, he's terrified that others know it to. He hates it.
He wants to feel like a man. He knows he's an emasculated weakling.
"Running" some poor girl's guts is then an attempt to prove his non-existent masculinity. To assert himself as a male creature of some value, as opposed to the helpless bitch animal that he is.
Sadly, the reason he'll never run some guts is the same reason he's so desperate to: he's not manly.
"I'm not manly? Yeet me a hot as fuck #GenerationZ college aged chick and I'll run her guts so hard..."
First, I must pause to collect myself. LMAO shut the fuck up faggot. Also, note that while his mind is fertile, his ancient schizo balls aren't. Haha.
Anyway, what a fine example of Lucas's male anxiety, and how it fuels his obsessions.
No, Lucas is not "manly," however you measure it, and he knows and hates this. I suspect he internalized notions of masculinity that were current to his youth in the 90s: athleticism, strength, success, stoicism, self reliance, success with ladies, that kind of stuff. The kinds of stuff that he praised in his father.
Lucas, as always, comes up short. He's a helpless, flabby, soft baby. Men laugh at him and push him around. Women loathe him. He's never known any success or popularity. He's not tough. He's a fat titted omega male, a dependent thing that can't survive without charity, a retarded man baby that needs to be taken care of.
He is not "manly" as he, and many others, define it. He knows it, and what's worse, he's terrified that others know it to. He hates it.
He wants to feel like a man. He knows he's an emasculated weakling.
"Running" some poor girl's guts is then an attempt to prove his non-existent masculinity. To assert himself as a male creature of some value, as opposed to the helpless bitch animal that he is.
Sadly, the reason he'll never run some guts is the same reason he's so desperate to: he's not manly.
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It's good he's homeless and likely to be without living quarters where he even has a private bathroom, otherwise it's horrifying to think what he'd do to any (probably mentally disabled) woman who would consent to be alone with him.
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Lucas hates women? Nonsense! He "Loves and Respects those Bitches"! In fact, he wrote a song about it! #feminism
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No dice, my friend, but there is a place in Spokane that provides electroshock therapy. Even better, it's a Christian hospital network that serves the community as "expressions of God's healing love, witnessed through the ministry of Jesus."
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4:29 Now this is fucking great. Lucas literally googled any song with the title "Gentlemen" and came up with the Afghan Whigs. And of course the pitch-black humor and bitter irony of the song (and the band in general) flies completely over his head. Contrary to what he thinks, the guy in the song isn't actually a "gentleman" but a total fucking sleazebag looking for free booze and easy pussy. The irony being that this guy still demands respect despite bringing nothing to a meaningful relationship.
There must be a god because it's too perfect that a song with the following lines would be recited by Lucas:
But now I've got time for you
For you, you, you, you and me too
Well, come and get it
'Cause I'm done
or
Let me in, I'm cold
All messed up but nowhere to go
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It must be rough having Murphy's law to his degree. He's clearly so lost in his delusion with no outside perspective as to why his life hasn't amount to much. It's all his fault cause he loves waman about as much as some people want to own a monkey. And people don't operate at the IQ level of a monkey. Lucas can't even convince a monkey to be with him.
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Why do you think he's there?
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Mainly because he has nowhere else to go. I'm guessing the Beauty School reopened or someone scared him away from there, and Airway Heights is only like a strip mall highway, a bunch of houses and a park. He was scared out of Spokane.
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I meant as in he's there because he's the rapist/ serial killer type. Luckily he lacks the balls to do anything (least so far).
WonderWino
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Perhaps he failed to pay heed to the royal hobo court of spokane and tried to demand information about where said hobo court was hoarding its teen girls during the pandemic. As punishment he was exiled to the outskirts of the strip mall and doomed to forever roam the parks jogging trails leering over that which he can never have
At this rate he'll eventually be exiled from there as well and kept away from his fartcot in the shelter and will be forced to take a job waddling around the city with a rickshaw strapped to him, ferrying teen couples around when they are taking in the sights of spokane during their dates, in exchange for being granted shelter under a ratty old bridge by the hobos