Lucas has admitted Bernie is a millionaire with multiple houses. He says it's fine because you'll have money when you do stuff. Applying any logic to Lucas' ramblings breaks things apart immediately.
Lucas demonstrates how he will penetrate his bae with his fist, and we lose it? So many questions. Was he trying to be seductive? Was he frothing at the mouth? Was it somewhere between the two?
And saying he'll basically cannibalize some poor woman's vagina and excrete it... that's so quotable.
Lucas demonstrates how he will penetrate his bae with his fist, and we lose it? So many questions. Was he trying to be seductive? Was he frothing at the mouth? Was it somewhere between the two?
And saying he'll basically cannibalize some poor woman's vagina and excrete it... that's so quotable.
Lucas demonstrates how he will penetrate his bae with his fist, and we lose it? So many questions. Was he trying to be seductive? Was he frothing at the mouth? Was it somewhere between the two?
And saying he'll basically cannibalize some poor woman's vagina and excrete it... that's so quotable.
Indeed. But on the plus side at least he didn't say anything about betting that uterus tastes like tripe
....Then again I shouldn't say that it might give him ideas for horrifying hobo cooking videos in the future....I can see it now.....uterus shaped tripe filled with tomato sauce, gummy sperms and salmon eggs in the most freudian meal ever devised by man
The best part is you don't even need utensils - you just jam your fist in it and eat it in handfuls
He’s in a park watching the running track waiting for single woman to run past, the title is terrifying, I don’t want someone to get hurt, he seems really manic today.
Indeed. But on the plus side at least he didn't say anything about betting that uterus tastes like tripe
....Then again I shouldn't say that it might give him ideas for horrifying hobo cooking videos in the future....I can see it now.....uterus shaped tripe filled with tomato sauce, gummy sperms and salmon eggs in the most freudian meal ever devised by man
The best part is you don't even need utensils - you just jam your fist in it and eat it in handfuls
If this old sext attempt from the first page in this thread is any indication, I can only imagine how unpleasant him going down on some poor woman must be.
You're a prince, and this is the best Lucas content in quite some time. Even better than his raps. He hasn't been this good since...right before last time he got locked up.
Manic, angry Wern is the best Wern. His time is running out. It's a great time to be a Wernologist!
He's still struggling to understand how a "college girl of Spokane" Bernie supporter could resist fucking him. Baffled and outraged and repeating the same incomprehensible point all the time. Priceless.
I rate the following quotes as some of his absolute finest ever:
"Understand that I am a gentleman. I am a gentle man...but if you're gonna push me into suicidal ideation, because of your bigotry, and your greed and your worship of money....you little Nazis need to realize something. When you're mine, you're mine! I play for keeps! But until then fuck you I don't like you being bigots!...now shut the fuck up and change because that's what the left wing does!"
"I'lll eat that uterus right up, woman. But if you don't give me that phone number I'm going to sit here and starve."
"Your attention please. Now turn off the light. Your infection please. I haven't got all night. Understand...do you understand? I am a gentleman."
No dude, that was Elliot Rodger.
''YO BITCHES, WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AT?"
"I'm a man, bitch I'll eat that pussy all night until I'm shitting clitoris! But if you're agephobic or classist or greedy...nigga, words will be said."
" 'Ooh classist, oh agephobe,' that's what you sound like when you fuck....oh yeah, Lucas fuck me, meanwhile it's another guy fucking you, but you're there like 'Lucas fuck me, Lucas fuck me,' but he doesn't care because he's a greedy little bitch!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR RACIST ASS MOUTH. Except you're agephobic. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR BIGOTED MOUTH!"
I hope he keeps it coming today. I'll be watching.
Part of me really hopes someone in the SOFALAW group intervenes because he's completely out of control today. I can't upload videos from Instagram but the dude is more unhinged than I've ever seen before. He's literally sitting by a jogging trail waiting for "a Gen Z chick to come by alone."
Homeless Lucas is the best Lucas, he deserves to be homeless and should never be allowed an apartment ever again, I really hope he stays this way because his content is the best when he's a hobo. The creep's journey should end where it began, him being homeless and angry at women
You're a prince, and this is the best Lucas content in quite some time. Even better than his raps. He hasn't been this good since...right before last time he got locked up.
Manic, angry Wern is the best Wern. His time is running out. It's a great time to be a Wernologist!
He's still struggling to understand how a "college girl of Spokane" Bernie supporter could resist fucking him. Baffled and outraged and repeating the same incomprehensible point all the time. Priceless.
I rate the following quotes as some of his absolute finest ever:
"Understand that I am a gentleman. I am a gentle man...but if you're gonna push me into suicidal ideation, because of your bigotry, and your greed and your worship of money....you little Nazis need to realize something. When you're mine, you're mine! I play for keeps! But until then fuck you I don't like you being bigots!...now shut the fuck up and change because that's what the left wing does!"
"I'lll eat that uterus right up, woman. But if you don't give me that phone number I'm going to sit here and starve."
"Your attention please. Now turn off the light. Your infection please. I haven't got all night. Understand...do you understand? I am a gentleman."
No dude, that was Elliot Rodger.
''YO BITCHES, WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AT?"
"I'm a man, bitch I'll eat that pussy all night until I'm shitting clitoris! But if you're agephobic or classist or greedy...nigga, words will be said."
" 'Ooh classist, oh agephobe,' that's what you sound like when you fuck....oh yeah, Lucas fuck me, meanwhile it's another guy fucking you, but you're there like 'Lucas fuck me, Lucas fuck me,' but he doesn't care because he's a greedy little bitch!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR RACIST ASS MOUTH. Except you're agephobic. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR BIGOTED MOUTH!"
I hope he keeps it coming today. I'll be watching.
