Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ConsoleWarVet]

From his past work, I imagine him more like Neil Breen or that guy from Geteven. Making ego projects were his obvious author insert walks around wooing ladies and killing the obsoletes.


Something I'm surprised nobody has commented on. There's the implication that the only reason he hasn't done animation is because lip syncing was hard, but more importantly can you imagine what monstrosities Bob could create if he actually does take the time to learn this and make things?

Bob would be the guy from Repligator. Some fat guy pretending to be a scientist just to grab a couple titties.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Something I'm surprised nobody has commented on. There's the implication that the only reason he hasn't done animation is because lip syncing was hard, but more importantly can you imagine what monstrosities Bob could create if he actually does take the time to learn this and make things?

Bob hasn't bothered (or been able) to learn anything new in a decade. I doubt he'll suddenly break that streak with animation. For one thing, it would take way too much time away from his twitter addiction.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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[Mola Ram]

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"A material," how droll. Bob, your only "A matieral" is inadvertent, such as accidentally disclosing how much McDonald's slop you can devour in one sitting, or sobbing about the future you EARNED sitting on your ass and being an asshole on the internet.

Like many lolcows, Bob is only entertaining by accident. Never when he tries to be funny.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

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Either he was having a stroke, or I am, and I can't tell which.

 

[Judge Holden]

Either he was having a stroke, or I am, and I can't tell which.

Im sure hes stroking something while typing this...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Bob really did have three tabs of paid work open but chose to tweet try-hard, unfunny bullshit instead, he’s all but admitting he’s addicted to Twitter. But what strikes me is his need to justify how much he sucks. Does Bob realize that it’s always an option to just NOT tweet?

 

[Neko GF]

"A material," how droll. Bob, your only "A matieral" is inadvertent, such as accidentally disclosing how much McDonald's slop you can devour in one sitting, or sobbing about the future you EARNED sitting on your ass and being an asshole on the internet.

Like many lolcows, Bob is only entertaining by accident. Never when he tries to be funny.

While this is largely true, I have to admit I find is little bouts of Random Access Humour to be mildly entertaining. Granted it's for any reasons that Robert would like. They're so strange, so autistic and they generally paint him as being a massive manchild (like everything else he does).

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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Even if it's perfect Japanese, the message is so generic you know he copy pasted it from somewhere.

You get the opposite as well.
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Sakura Miko is a Trump supporter!

Guys, I found possible evidence Robert used to post on 4chan...

Although maybe this is a little too self aware for him.

 

[Meriasek]

It's too self-aware, and full of stuff Bob would never do, like jumping or being in the physical vicinity of a girl liking Mario and Zelda without sperging out so hard that he'd be hit with a restraining order about five seconds after finding out about her.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Realtalk: Manchildren are a dime a dozen, online and offline. They’re nothing remarkable. Bob’s USP (for me) is the fact he so prolifically catalogues and publicizes his own mayo ghoul existence while constantly sperging and chimping about mayo ghouls.

This kind of self-hatred is a progressive disease. Unless he’s getting good mental health treatment (he’s not), Bob’s condition will always get worse, not better. Which means the theatrics will continue until Bob gets a hunk of Mountain Dew chicken lodged in his lung and keels over. The shitshow is just getting started. So for as long as he keeps this up, I will probably find it hard to look away.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If Bob really did have three tabs of paid work open but chose to tweet try-hard, unfunny bullshit instead, he’s all but admitting he’s addicted to Twitter. But what strikes me is his need to justify how much he sucks. Does Bob realize that it’s always an option to just NOT tweet?

But if he doesn't tweet 24/7, how will people know how much superior he is to everyone else?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

If Bob really did have three tabs of paid work open but chose to tweet try-hard, unfunny bullshit instead, he’s all but admitting he’s addicted to Twitter. But what strikes me is his need to justify how much he sucks. Does Bob realize that it’s always an option to just NOT tweet?

The US Navy has had a long-standing problem with alcoholism in the ranks; for this reason, there are (or at least were) signs up everywhere saying things like "It's ok NOT to drink". Bob needs something like that to tell him that it's ok NOT to tweet. Of course, since he's always glued to his screen, he won't even see a sign, so it needs to be an app that pops up occasionally when he's about to make a tweet to remind him that it's ok not to do it.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Two men riding a horse. They must be GAY!

Male friendship doesn't exist. Bob realized from his highschool years that every other guy is either a bully, gay or family.

 

[Mola Ram]

Male friendship doesn't exist. Bob realized from his highschool years that every other guy is either a bully, gay or family.

Or all three.

 

[wopirish]

Imagine them trying to release something like band of brothers or saving private ryan these days. People like blobby boy would be saying all the characters are secretly gay and they just hide it because of the culture back then.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Imagine them trying to release something like band of brothers or saving private ryan these days. People like blobby boy would be saying all the characters are secretly gay and they just hide it because of the culture back then.

"This movie is erasing all the trans women of color who stormed Normandy Beach!"

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Imagine them trying to release something like band of brothers or saving private ryan these days. People like blobby boy would be saying all the characters are secretly gay and they just hide it because of the culture back then.

People say that now

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"This movie is erasing all the trans women of color who stormed Normandy Beach!"

“Shaving Ryan’s Privates” would have been considered a spoof porn not so long ago. Today it would be made as a brave, bold work of activism on behalf of non-conforming sexuality.

 

[Clark Kent]

Whenever Bob says "Vis a Vi" he's trying to impress you but pretending he isn't.

Also, note he tried a joke and took it to a political revolutionary place again. I don't think he can go an hour without it.