Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Physics Ninja]

Let me prove I still like TDS. Ken Doll and Hyde makes good parodies. The only TDS musical contributor I can bother to remember.

I think Ken Doll definitely produces the most parodies, but there are better ones.

 

[GearProject20]

I don't think anyone should follow the examples of any of these e-celebs, and I figured a lot of them were just playing up characters to be funny. I don't know how many of you are familiar with AP and the Blunstream (he was formerly involved with the Morning Kumite,) but at the beginning of every stream he puts a disclaimer that he's just playing a character and not everything he says should be taken seriously. I didn't think that was necessary, but this whole ordeal is making me think otherwise. I don't know why some people come to these kinds of people for advice.

 

[rhinoplasty]

I don't think hes afraid of confrontation, he's just really fucking bad at it. All he does is yell. Its unfortunate.

That's true, tho I think the yelling is the other side of the coin to his submission to Zoom. Imo his poor ability in these situations stems from a fear he has of them, triggering a fight or flight response for something that to most people would just be an lively conversation.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I don't think anyone should follow the examples of any of these e-celebs, and I figured a lot of them were just playing up characters to be funny. I don't know how many of you are familiar with AP and the Blunstream (he was formerly involved with the Morning Kumite,) but at the beginning of every stream he puts a disclaimer that he's just playing a character and not everything he says should be taken seriously. I didn't think that was necessary, but this whole ordeal is making me think otherwise. I don't know why some people come to these kinds of people for advice.

There are people who get suckered into getting advice from Tai Lopez. There's a lot of suckers who are desperate to find men who they admire and want to hear self help advice from them. To be fair many of Dick's listeners are just asking questions in the hopes it'll launch a diatribe from Dick in the style of Bill Burr's podcast. But yeah there have been those uncomfortable emails where people talked about going on drug binges after losing their wives, etc.

 

[Quorthon]

People have compared Dicks shit to O&A in this thread and while I think that's mostly unwarranted beyond that any comedy podcast probably owes something to them, Dick sorta seems like Anthony in one respect. He's afraid of confrontation himself and doesn't deal with it well at all, and when confrontation happens between others he'll adapt the same exact "awe come on guys" tone and line that Anthony used to (ie Ralph vs Null).

Dick kind of is a mixture of an O&A wannabe and a Howard Stern wannabe, with a gooey center of internet autism. He never came close to the peaks of either show, is nowhere near as funny as Cumia was and he had absolutely no control over his "wack pack" (Chris the Kiwi, the shit eating guy, etc.) But it was a fun attempt at a knockoff while it lasted.

 

[Jack Awful]

Is it possible Dick used Ralph to attack Josh on the Dick Show so he could appear neutral?

 

[Arcturus]

Is it possible Dick used Ralph to attack Josh on the Dick Show so he could appear neutral?

I really believe that's exactly what he did. He just sat back and cackled and then tried to half ass play moderator at the end. Pushing all of it on Ralph even though he had his own issues. Which he chose not to voice. Not himself, anyway.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Taking it out on Null would have been the dumbest course of action to take. Using NP2 to threaten him will only cause the other NP2 users to get concerned and leave. Pulling Null’s NP2 account would get the whole KF autist hive to target Dick vs the dozen or so here who have been following this thread. There was no upside to getting Josh to take any action. He must have sobered up just long enough to think through that whole idea.

Can't speak for all of Dick's audience of course but I'd quit supporting if he ever did that. It'd be a total betrayal of Dick's whole act as an advocate of Free Speech.

 

[MemeGrey]

Dick, Ralph and even Null talking about not releasing DM's is bullshit and gay, all of them have posted DM's and laughed at other leaked DM's (with Dick even monetising reading them).

How about you all don't send each other gay messages about your hurt feelings lol

 

[Physics Ninja]

Dick, Ralph and even Null talking about not releasing DM's is bullshit and gay, all of them have posted DM's and laughed at other leaked DM's (with Dick even monetising reading them).

How about you all don't send each other gay messages about your hurt feelings lol

Dick has also said previously on his show that anything anyone tells him is fair game

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Alright, time to explain the Marie Valenzuela confirmed to be HulaGirl86 explained so I can just have a simple link to share by the time TDS simps come to defend Dick Masterkaren

Are you a Dick A-log?

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick, it will upset you.

Yes, if you go through my post history seeing me sticking up for Dick and shitting on Maddox, you will understand that this has all been an elaborate gay op and Maddox, Asterios, Cameron Clarke, Jamie, Jesse, the other Jesse, Hazencruz, Miss Phase, Ian Miles Chong and every other TDS/Killstream boogie man is out to get Dick and are part of an elaborate psy op to take advantage of his mid life crisis and cause him to sperg out. It's not like this has been a long time coming cause of the decline in quality.

Has Marie Valenzuela been confirmed a cam whore?
No.

Has she been cleared of this?
No, but innocent until proven guilty should be applied to the Cam Whore allegation.

Has anyone sent you the alleged Cam whore proof?

Spoiler: TL;DR yes but looks fake and gay

Yes, a dead account started 9 years ago that matches up with the timeline that has obviously been cleaned up a bit. However I refuse to accept this as proof because it must meet 1 of these two requirements to be "proof"
- Photo/video evidence (this will also be heavily scrutinized to see if its photoshop)
- An old camming account with a creation date before the claims that Jesse made. The screen name must match the screen name HulaGirl86

So Marie Valenzuela is not HulaGirl86?

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick, it will upset you.

No, it's been proven that she does use this screen name in her private life. While this isn't the most unique screen name, there has been a clear obvious effort to scrub all history from this screen name.

Scrubbing internet history is not anything to be suspicious of, however Dick is the one who claimed she never used the screen name and challenged the internet to bring proof.

What is the proof?

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick, it will upset you.

Smoking gun is the KIK account.

The profile pic is Marie in a non image searchable selfie she appears to be taking herself, she appears to be using a celebs name as most KIK users don't use their real names but real pics to get people to want to meet IRL. Multiple leaks durring the history of TDS have put out that Marie is mentally ill with cluster B disorders and the medication on the drugs.com profile covers what medications she takes which lines up with those leaks.
Marie also likes Hula and has even taken Dick to her Hula classes and facebook messages from Maries mom verfy Marie is a "HulaGirl"

What deleted scrubbed accounts are you talking about?
These:


How do you know SHE scrubbed them? Is EVERY HulaGirl86 Marie Valenzuela?

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick, it will upset you.

Not every account is Marie

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick, it will upset you.

, and the nickname+year born is not exactly super original. However, the girls who are not Marie appear to still have their accounts up and just abandoned them as most women do.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!? LEAVE MARIE ALONE!

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick-heads, it will upset you.

Because Dick dared the internet to

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick-heads, it will upset you.

, so I did. I've run out of sympathy for Dick using her as a sheild to not deal with stuff. At best she deserves to be laughed at for being a dead egg unmarried mentally ill leather faced weird at worse she's complicit in the shitty things that Dick does.

THAT DOESN'T PROVE SHIT! IT COULD BE...

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick-heads, it will upset you.

Let me stop you right there, 2 people already tried arguing it is an AI bot that took an un-image searchabe selfie from.... I dunno and is pretending to be Marie and also happens to use a screen name that ties to her personal life
or it's a mystery girl that looks like Marie, uses her same nick name she's accused of using, etc. and even photo evidence isn't good enough because "it's not her"

My personal thoughts:
At first I didn't believe it or give a shit. However Dick gets very upset whenever it's mentioned and asks his Jannies to sweep it up. Frankly I don't give a shit if she used to be a camwhore. Dick sperging + Denying she EVER used that screen name + challenging the internet to prove HulaGirl86 is Marie = Dick getting his wish.

To keep this short I will make a part 2 that is TL;DR showing how the thread went from me not caring to digging up Marie being HulaGirl86. I'd post it all in this but I'm certain I'll hit a character limit

 

[Popper Whiting]

I really believe that's exactly what he did. He just sat back and cackled and then tried to half ass play moderator at the end. Pushing all of it on Ralph even though he had his own issues. Which he chose not to voice. Not himself, anyway.

There was also the slimy play by Ralph of "people on your forum call you a pedophile and I'm only just saying what they're saying". Which is actually "I'm calling you a pedophile but also palming off blame unto the kiwi posters to also try and discredit them", it was a very sloppy attempt to shame Josh, put heat on the forum and gaslight the everyone watching into blaming and discrediting the people who've been giving him and Dick shit. Dick got to sit back and let Ralph throw the shit whilst sitting back like a highschool mean girl going "Aww c'mon can't we just get along" all the while backing everything Ralph said with the forced laughter I assume everyone is sick of at this point. Also, can any of these guys actually talk to someone 1 on 1, without having to play tag in interrupting, forcing the laughter or muting the other guy?

 

[Famke Slamssen]

I think a lot of this shit is getting blown out of proportion. Dick's show is still pretty good as far as I'm concerned, and despite acting up and making a few retarded plays, I don't think hes a full blown lolcow.

The hulagirl86 stuff is still suss to me. I see some resemblance for sure between Marie and the chick on kik, but I don't think they're the same person. Is there anything else to that? If there was more to it aside from 2 photographs of another brunette white chick and Jesse PS spamming the name of the account it's a different story, but at this point I've fallen behind too much to go through the whole thread getting caught up. As a complete aside I think Marie is reasonably attractive, though I agree that bragging about fucking her is kind of hilarious considering she's just barely on the good side of average.

I think people here are getting lost in the sauce a bit and really want something to come out of this, but unless the efforts of @George Cuckzunian bear actual fruit, it's going to end up a massive waste of time, or at least it would be if Dick stopped autistically screencapping and posting it all to twitter with dumb grade school clapbacks. Hopefully for everyone's sake that doesn't stop, because with every little minature tantrum he pulls over this thread, he inches ever closer to being a true and legitimate lolcow and that would be hilarious.

This is the first time a content creator that I actively follow has gone down this road, and it's simultaneously hilarious and infuriating to see his "community" fall into the same outright denial that Dick is acting like a sped that they've made fun of countless other groups for going into. It's really strange seeing that kind of behavior from the "inside" so to speak. It's one thing to not disavow the podcast outright because of some dumb shit the creator is saying/doing, it's a completely different story to outright reject any criticism of the host/show wholesale and fall back on the old "fuck off cameron/jesse/maddox" anytime somebody forgets to check the style guide and makes fun of dick for anything aside from having a small face.

 

[soy_king]

Dick, Ralph and even Null talking about not releasing DM's is bullshit and gay, all of them have posted DM's and laughed at other leaked DM's (with Dick even monetising reading them).

How about you all don't send each other gay messages about your hurt feelings lol

This just in: Dick and Ralph are seething hypocrites: news at 11.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

TL;DR PT 1

I tried doing it as quotes but hit the 3000+ character limit. Using links instead

Spoiler: Don't click these Dick, it will upset you.

• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-91#post-6512177
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-94#post-6515272
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-95#post-6515475
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-95#post-6515542
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-95#post-6515598
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-95#post-6515628
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-95#post-6515736
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-95#post-6516171
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-95#post-6516256
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-95#post-6516310
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-95#post-6516512
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-96#post-6516604 (drugs.com)
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-96#post-6516610
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-96#post-6516752
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-96#post-6516958
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-98#post-6518672
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-98#post-6518718
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-98#post-6518759
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-98#post-6518786
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-98#post-6518817
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-98#post-6518826
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-99#post-6518844
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-99#post-6518857
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-99#post-6518888
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-99#post-6518909
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-99#post-6518989
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-99#post-6519109
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-99#post-6519898
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-99#post-6520352
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...show-new-project-2.49366/page-99#post-6520432
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-100#post-6520637
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-100#post-6521606
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-100#post-6521701
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-100#post-6521715
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-100#post-6521747
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-101#post-6521947
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-102#post-6523331
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-106#post-6526849
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-106#post-6527071 (weird instagram)
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-107#post-6527166
• https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...how-new-project-2.49366/page-107#post-6527167 (and found it)

 

[Quorthon]

I think a lot of this shit is getting blown out of proportion. Dick's show is still pretty good as far as I'm concerned, and despite acting up and making a few exceptional plays, I don't think hes a full blown lolcow.

The hulagirl86 stuff is still suss to me. I see some resemblance for sure between Marie and the chick on kik, but I don't think they're the same person. Is there anything else to that? If there was more to it aside from 2 photographs of another brunette white chick and Jesse PS spamming the name of the account it's a different story, but at this point I've fallen behind too much to go through the whole thread getting caught up. As a complete aside I think Marie is reasonably attractive, though I agree that bragging about fucking her is kind of hilarious considering she's just barely on the good side of average.

I think people here are getting lost in the sauce a bit and really want something to come out of this, but unless the efforts of @George Cuckzunian bear actual fruit, it's going to end up a massive waste of time, or at least it would be if Dick stopped autistically screencapping and posting it all to twitter with dumb grade school clapbacks. Hopefully for everyone's sake that doesn't stop, because with every little minature tantrum he pulls over this thread, he inches ever closer to being a true and legitimate lolcow and that would be hilarious.

This is the first time a content creator that I actively follow has gone down this road, and it's simultaneously hilarious and infuriating to see his "community" fall into the same outright denial that Dick is acting like a sped that they've made fun of countless other groups for going into. It's really strange seeing that kind of behavior from the "inside" so to speak. It's one thing to not disavow the podcast outright because of some dumb shit the creator is saying/doing, it's a completely different story to outright reject any criticism of the host/show wholesale and fall back on the old "fuck off cameron/jesse/maddox" anytime somebody forgets to check the style guide and makes fun of dick for anything aside from having a small face.

I'm actually pretty sure this picture has been uncovered before back during the Asterios drama and turned out to not be her. I could be mistaken though. Cameron Clarke might know more about this.

At a glance I can't see much of a resemblance between the 2 pictures that have been circulating on this site. I know there are pictures of her with Maddox from some Con. A side by side comparison of those and this kik profile might change my mind, though.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The hulagirl86 stuff is still suss to me. I see some resemblance for sure between Marie and the chick on kik, but I don't think they're the same person. Is there anything else to that? If there was more to it aside from 2 photographs of another brunette white chick and Jesse PS spamming the name of the account it's a different story, but at this point I've fallen behind too much to go through the whole thread getting caught up. As a complete aside I think Marie is reasonably attractive, though I agree that bragging about fucking her is kind of hilarious considering she's just barely on the good side of average.

I think people here are getting lost in the sauce a bit and really want something to come out of this, but unless the efforts of @George Cuckzunian bear actual fruit, it's going to end up a massive waste of time, or at least it would be if Dick stopped autistically screencapping and posting it all to twitter with dumb grade school clapbacks. Hopefully for everyone's sake that doesn't stop, because with every little minature tantrum he pulls over this thread, he inches ever closer to being a true and legitimate lolcow and that would be hilarious.

Believe it or not, I don't care enough to actually dig up her nudes or cam whoring vids. If I get the site she did it on I'll see if I can grab an archive for everyone to fap Blind someone with.
The soul reason I even proved that Marie Valenzuela is HulaGirl86 DarkWeenix sperged on me for saying Maddox may of had some justification for not wanting Marie to be with Dax and Dick tried to say Marie never ever ever went by that user name and challenged us all to prove it. I proved what I set out to, she uses that user name and most likely scrubbed all her history. I don't want to see that thing naked.

But if I am given info or pics, I'll post em.

Remember Marie to thank Dax for asking the internet to dig info on you. Court docs, chat leaks, old medical forum posts, Dax talking about your private life, and your shitty ex's have all lead to this moment <3

 

[Sped Xing]

I was mulling over what @Pissmaster said about Dick and Mint and half plus seven. I've been out of the game since 19 wasn't so unreasonable, so I didn't really have my finger on just what it signified. But now I realize their age gap is the same as between me and my niece, and holy shitballs Dax.

 

[tantric_depressive]

, you gotta protect Ralph now that he's your side piece since JLH fled the crack shack.

From fitness cunt to witless gunt - Dick's demonstrating some classic 'reverse hypergamy' game for his flock o' lil bros. Commendable diversity of simpin' tactics tbh

The #1 problem with the show is the peanut gallery from the Discord that absolutely nobody, and I mean nobody outside of that group gives a flying fuck about. It really hit a crescendo when the MintSalad shit started happening, and Dick oddly defended it. I think it's safe to say that if you're closer to Dick's age (39) than Mint's (19), it's pretty damn creepy to care at all about her sex life. Half your age plus 7, motherfuckers!

Discord drama is the scraped-off resin from the bottom of the content crackpipe. It's gotta be some of the most die/try-hard nerd-insider, out-of-date before it's even released, 'might as well be in a foreign language to non constant & longtime listeners', and appealing to janjan-wannabes, type stuff you could have on a podcast episode, outside of extreme niche politics autism-bait
As far as Dick banging the Mintsaladtosserz of his fanbase, I applaud him. I hope he gets up in da guts of every one of his fan's girlfriends/wives/bfs/husbands/gimps. It's one of the few percs I can see in being a lower tier eceleb, and dealing with the audtisms that come along with it. As long as the recipient's are of legal age and not mentally handicapped, fukk em all. I would

Taking it out on Null would have been the dumbest course of action to take. Using NP2 to threaten him will only cause the other NP2 users to get concerned and leave. Pulling Null’s NP2 account would get the whole KF autist hive to target Dick vs the dozen or so here who have been following this thread. There was no upside to getting Josh to take any action. He must have sobered up just long enough to think through that whole idea.

Lol, the gayops that'd unleash. Dick would be responsible for converting more people to homosexuality than a whole pride parade's worth of pedophiles if he goes that route

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I was mulling over what @Pissmaster said about Dick and Mint and half plus seven. I've been out of the game since 19 wasn't so unreasonable, so I didn't really have my finger on just what it signified. But now I realize their age gap is the same as between me and my niece, and holy shitballs Dax.

Well and the rumor he was chatting her up before she was 18 (take with a grain of salt)
... and it was Riley his bookers gf....
...and he pimped her out to promote a podcast on the show...
... and she allegedly talked about if she ever met Dick she would fuck him...
I know someone pissed off Dax by archiving the full Artist Discord server and Dax sperged out on twitter so one of the ex artists has it if you wanna Dig at that further. @Miss Phase might be able to help explain and give archives.