Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[George Floyd Sneed]

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https://archive.md/RHoqH

All I'm saying is, people in crack houses shouldn't be so obvious about what they're hiding.

Maddax seems angry that we’re listening to his former news babes. Going by how he’s reacted to everything so far, it sounds like there’s potential here. Do we know if layc is still around these days? I’d be curious to know what she thinks of all this. Used to be on several episodes of the show and she just stopped going without any explanation. I bet there’s a reason why.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Jesse, the only reason you're not a lolcow is that no one gives a shit about you.

I dunno, given what we've seen go down over just the last couple weeks... maybe having people not give a shit about you is actually the smart move. E-celebrity is a curse.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Yeah, Dick called that random Medusa chick a fat whale. I ain't no simp, but that seems a bit much everything considered

He did so with a cherry picked photograph no less. I was kind of taken aback myself by how big she looked in that picture and went to her instagram. She isn't a 10 by any means bbut she certainly isn''t a "whale" as dick claims.

https://www.instagram.com/loohoo_zuher/?hl=en

also jesse is a complete failure in every sense of the word. He's trying to spin this as a win when in reality he got cucked out of his victory by an obese canadian.

 

[Court of the Crimson Cuck]

Call it exceptional all you want but if Cuckzunian has anything else he's dug up and hasn't released, there would be no better venue to do it. He could record it on his side as well. If the restraining order really does show that her email is hulagirl86 than he could call him on it in front of his whole audience.

Its probably a bad idea because I assume he isn't experienced and might get flustered or otherwise shit the bed. The payoff would be putting it out in front of non-kiwis which would be huge. Either way I don't really care, just a dickhead who wants some goss. Keep digging bud.

 

[GearProject20]

He did so with a cherry picked photograph no less. I was kind of taken aback myself by how big she looked in that picture and went to her instagram. She isn't a 10 by any means bbut she certainly isn''t a "whale" as dick claims.

https://www.instagram.com/loohoo_zuher/?hl=en

Is it just me or does she look better than both of the girls Dick was bragging about?

 

[tantric_depressive]

edit : ^^^that too - see below

I dunno, given what we've seen go down over just the last couple weeks... maybe having people not give a shit about you is actually the smart move. E-celebrity is a curse.

This couldn't be truer if it were sung in a harvest psalm itself

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Eh, calling some chick fat after getting spurned is like some chick saying you have a small penis. Also if she was a whale why was Dick trying to bang her or get his friend to bang her? Does she need a chin the size of Jay Leno’s before he can find a woman attractive?

 

[Unog]

there would be no better venue to do it.

There is a better venue to do it, the infamous shitposting gossip forum kiwifarmsdotnet.

Its probably a bad idea because I assume he isn't experienced and might get flustered or otherwise shit the bed. The payoff would be putting it out in front of non-kiwis which would be huge.

It's a colossally retarded idea and that's an unbelievably lead-brained take. Don't take it personally, I do get where you're coming from, I'm just calling it like it is. Dax is already flipping out publicly on twitter over it, so he's obviously diligently reading this thread, meaning there's no fucking reason to do any of that.

All it will serve to do is dig Dax out of the manic panic he's in. If you want this to get funnier @George Cuckzunian, do not go on any livestreams or whatever. Just keep doing what you're doing and above all else keep it to the Farms.

 

[Love Machine]

Dick says fat, I say THICC like peanut butter.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Is it just me or does she look better than both of the girls Dick was bragging about?

regardless to anyone's opinion of her looks, she is henceforth to be the Harvest Queen until another, that would get Dick even more seething, is crowned

 

[MemeGrey]

I want to take a moment to apologise to @George Cuckzunian I have been unfairly hard on him and been foolishly blinded by my own autism. I hope he will accept this apology

 

[Toast Sandwich]

there would be no better venue to do it

There would be no worse venue to do it. It would be like personally asking Dax to steamroll him as a sacrificial offering to his fans. It would be like volunteering to participate in his own damage control. There would be no better way to have information look invalidated than to have it be yelled over and laughed at. Yes Dax is making insane mistakes now but that's still something he'll be able to do. That's his strongest muscle memory.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I want to take a moment to apologise to @George Cuckzunian I have been unfairly hard on him and been foolishly blinded by my own autism. I hope he will accept this apology

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The funny thing is that @George Cuckzunian has been offline for about eight hours. So while he’s living his life, Maddax has been melting down over him for hours on end

 

[Perspicacity]

He did so with a cherry picked photograph no less. I was kind of taken aback myself by how big she looked in that picture and went to her instagram. She isn't a 10 by any means bbut she certainly isn''t a "whale" as dick claims.

https://www.instagram.com/loohoo_zuher/?hl=en

also jesse is a complete failure in every sense of the word. He's trying to spin this as a win when in reality he got cucked out of his victory by an obese canadian.

Is he seriously trying to say this chick is a whale, like she's pretty fucking hot? Great put down Dax, attacking someone who has a clearly hotter girlfriend than you. Wow he's gone full on fucking delusional, his girlfriend looks like the fucking joker in this picture. I'm guessing she had some kind of face lift to get cheeks/chin like that.

She has the classic face lift chin and cheeks.

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

I wonder if JLH is aware of the incredible series of events her Medium article set into motion.

 

[commandercat]

Lol

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Does the LA court redact legal documents before providing them?

656779 2017 George Ouzounian Et Al v Dax Herrera Et Al EXHIBIT S 44 | Business

Restraining order against Jessica Blum

www.scribd.com

This was posted by Asterios. If people are expecting the hulagirl email address here, it might be worth checking in on. This might be worth checking in on for anyone who does cares enough to drop a dollar or two for some scans of the court docs, which I personally am not.

The case number is shown, and that brings you to

https://www.lacourt.org/CaseSummary/UI/casesummary.aspx?caseNumber=BS168976

 

[penguinbbq]

Interesting how Asterios was able to shill anything he wanted and was always welcome on the show until the very moment he dropped the powerword "hulagirl86".

Dick told Asterios he saw the "screenshots" and that's why he disavowed Asterios:

A quick explainer of the recent asterios/dick goss : TheDickShow

archived 25 Oct 2019 23:15:23 UTC

archive.is

Dick never mentioned what the screenshots were. A redditor messaged Dick saying what he heard Asterios talking about Dick's private life at a meet-up, but they didn't take any screenshots.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

This is quite sad, watching Dick flail about on twitter condemning anyone critical of him online

It never fails to surprise me when an edgy shit posting online personality turns out to be a thin skinned pussy

 

[Quorthon]

I finally get captured for a tweet and it is by fucking Jesse! Fuck my life.

Don't feel too bad. I got captured by fucking Riley.