Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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It's common knowledge that @George Cuckzunian is Ben.
Maybe so, but he's refused to admit it so I thought it was worth confirming. A lot of people were acting like it wasn't true and treating it as a joke, including Ben himself.

damn it's really fucked up that George/Ben is a former fan who had a bad experience with Dax instead of just a random kf user, I guess Dax really is an alpha chad and Marie never took her clothes off for money. Pack it up boys, we're closing this thread
See, this sort of thing is why the information matters. If a random KF user responded to my post this way they'd look like a massive faggot for getting mad about Internet drama. But since we know that you're Cameron Clarke, a former fan who had a bad experience with Dax, we know that you have a legitimate reason to take this thread more seriously than the rest of us. We know that your real life beef with Dax will affect your posts, so we can understand why you'd get angry and jump to conclusions like this.

For the record, my point was not that this somehow negates any criticism of Dick or magically reverses his lolcow status. It doesn't, and I think people should keep laughing at him for as long as he keeps making an ass of himself. I know I will.

Looks like a fair cop to me, or a series of unlikely coincidences. Is there any particular reason we should care? Dick seems mad about it but he would be.
You've put forth a very compelling case that Georgie boy is Ben but you failed to identify why anyone other than Dax should care.
Would you care if Maddox was posting a bunch of misinformation under a sock account, got called out, denied the allegations, kept posting, and then I dropped evidence that it actually was him? Same principle here. If someone may be using a lolcow thread to push their personal agendas then I think it's worth calling out so people can evaluate their statements accordingly. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer strictly heterosexual ops.

Hell, I'm not even saying you should care. If your enjoyment of the thread isn't affected by people making shit up because they have an ax to grind, I'm not going to tell you that you shouldn't enjoy it. You do you. For me this shit is only funny if it's real, so if some butthurt bullshit artist is running wild in a thread then I want to know about it. I don't come here to read some angry sped's lolcow fanfiction, I come here to read real stories about real lolcows embarrassing themselves in real life. I know there are other people who also care about that, and that's who I posted it for.

To put things in perspective, when I posted audio clips of scumbag tranny pedophile Jonathan Yaniv doing a horny Elmo impression for an underaged girl, I put an asterisk on my claim that it was him because at the time it hadn't been confirmed. I didn't do that to defend that odious piece of shit Yaniv, I did that because I'd be disappointed if someone else made that claim and it turned out it wasn't true.

Also interestingly the guy who posted PPP's dox, that literally looks like he spent hours putting together that post in a thread, that he has never posted in before.
Yeah I figured you might say that. Sorry I posted some of your Internet pal's public Facebook information. I post shit about a lot of people, especially people whose drama gets big enough to get a headline here. I doxed the deer tranny a few weeks ago too. I simply enjoy doxing. I'm just trying to have fun on the Internet, and I'd appreciate it if you'd stop lying and implying shit about me.

And yes, this is the first time I've posted in this thread. I don't post much in general. I have shit to do and a lot of the posts I make take time to create. So what? I didn't see you complaining that Ben put too much time into his post, so it's pretty obvious you're only bringing it up because you don't like what I found.

They're just so desperate to prove to us that Dax isn't a cow because years of adoration (and in some cases decent amounts of money) have gone into them believing the lie.
As I mentioned above, that's absolutely not what I'm trying to do. Dax has been chimping out so much that his lolcow status is undeniable, and anyone who says otherwise is delusional. I came to this thread to laugh at his antics, but what I saw instead was some tard with an ax to grind trying to turn this into an intensely gay Internet war. I saw people accusing legitimate users of being part of some autistic conspiracy when in reality it was Agent Double-O Assmad who was trying to pull some undercover bullshit. It's hard to laugh when everyone is taking it so fucking seriously.

I mean, just look the responses I'm getting. If I made this type of post in any other thread we'd all be ripping on this fucking sped for being mad and trying to use the forum as his personal army. Instead we've got motherfuckers coming out the woodwork to defend this dude because so many people think this is tribal warfare when it's not. I'm not attacking everyone who wants to laugh at Dick, that's the point of the thread. I'm just pointing out that there's an unfunny faggot in here who's been lying to everyone because of what appears to be a personal vendetta.

I have never understood why it mattered at all if this guy was Ben or not. Multiple people in thread have looked up the information that this guy looked up.
I already said why it matters above. As for people looking his shit up, yeah, a lot of people have done it. Most of them did it after his post, after he'd already provided a superficially believable explanation that would engender confirmation bias. None of them have posted anywhere near as many objectively false statements, nor appeared to deliberately misinterpret so much evidence, nor demonstrated a clear ulterior motive for doing so.

You'll notice that I didn't try to contradict literally everything he said. I didn't comment on the Kik profile, neither the photo nor his claim that the name was fake, because I think there's room for reasonable debate and interpretation there. I also didn't comment on his claim about Marie having BPD, because to my knowledge what he said was accurate and his evidence was credible. In fact, here's some more evidence for it (feat. Doug from Hoobastank):
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And here's some more evidence for her actual email address, along with Marie saying some truly cringy shit about Maddox: "I'll never feel about anyone else the way I did for you. It's not like someone will come along one day and I'll change my opinion on that." :story:
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Aaaand one more about Marie's addict father and how she just so happened to be driving by Maddox's house every Saturday on her way to group therapy. In a "non-creepy" way of course, because it's totally not creepy if you just say it isn't, right?
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Again, I like to laugh at embarrassing things that actually happened. If people are trying to laugh at Dick about shit that some tard made up then he won't be embarrassed, he'll be laughing back at them because he knows it's not true. Truth and mockery aren't mutually exclusive. Personally I think it's pretty kino to mock him for dating a horse-faced crazy broad who's outright stated that she'll never feel the same way about anyone as she did about Maddox. Give the truth a chance, you might like it.

That and none of the proof in that long and meticulous post is accurate or isolated to just this George Cuckzinian guy.
Okay, prove it. Show me which parts of my post were inaccurate. Point out which things I mistakenly attributed to Ben. I'm pretty sure my shit was air tight. If you're just talking about me not pointing out every shared/repeated inaccuracy in the thread then you're right, I didn't, because my goal wasn't to correct the entire thread and crack down on every inaccuracy. My goal was to point out that there's one person who's bending the truth frequently and egregiously, and they seem to have a clear motive that goes beyond just having fun like the rest of us.

Are we going to ban Becky's ex in-laws from posting in the Amberlynn thread next? Various phonebook of a-logs & angry ex-fans from DSP thread? I mean I could go on and on.
Depends. Are Becky's ex in-laws shitting up the thread with fake stories and trying to lie about who they are? If so then they should at least be outed and have their bullshit called out, and if they still can't shape up after that then maybe they should be threadbanned. But if they're honest and they blend in, or at least come clean after their antics get exposed, then of course they should be allowed here. We get a lot of great dirt from people with an ax to grind. There's nothing wrong with them being here, but if they're trying to use the forums for some ulterior motive they deserve to be mocked.

It's a bit strange that this Ben thing was pretty much dropped a few days ago and now it's being brought back up.
Like I said, this shit takes time and I have other things to do. Frankly I think it's a bit strange that nobody else looked into it and beat me to the punch.

A lot of information you get online is from when formerly amicable parties fallout out and dump information anyway, whether they do so directly, or do so through a sock. This is nothing new. Like the other derails, getting upset that the source is most likely Ben and then pretending the information needs to be discounted based solely on that basis is stupid.
Yes, you're right, it would be stupid to discount valid information just because the source has a grudge or is otherwise biased. I never said that you should, in fact I trusted that you wouldn't because I knew that a lot of you would probably see me that way. But it's also stupid to believe blatant misinformation just because you happen to dislike the subject of that information.

I don't know how else to explain it and I'm not going to try, because if you don't believe me now you probably never will. If you guys want to have a thread where you let angry speds just lie to you then I'll leave you to it. I'm not trying to ruin your fun.
 
Yes, you're right, it would be stupid to discount valid information just because the source has a grudge or is otherwise biased. I never said that you should, in fact I trusted that you wouldn't because I knew that a lot of you would probably see me that way. But it's also stupid to believe blatant misinformation just because you happen to dislike the subject of that information.

I don't know how else to explain it and I'm not going to try, because if you don't believe me now you probably never will. If you guys want to have a thread where you let angry speds just lie to you then I'll leave you to it. I'm not trying to ruin your fun.
I'll explain it easily. The information, whether from a biased source or not, sent someone who was dabbing on us for being Karens crying straight to Josh to sort out "the bullshit on Kiwi Farms".

Is information from a biased source questionable? Always.

But did it expose Dax Herrera as being a thin skinned bitch who couldn't even handle low effort trolling on a Kiwi Farms thread? Absolutely, and that is the more important take away than "person who doesn't like Dick said questionable thing so automatically invalidates all the other dumb shit we've all seen him do".
 
They're just so desperate to prove to us that Dax isn't a cow because years of adoration (and in some cases decent amounts of money) have gone into them believing the lie. They ultimately realize that if people start laughing at him for shit he's actually done, then their rose tinted glasses might shatter too.
I've been a pretty vocal critic of Ben in the thread here, but if Dick is a cow, Dick is a cow. I still enjoy the show but I certainly don't tie even the smallest part of my identity to it's hosts public image. I think this is a poor take.

I obviously only speak for myself, but for me the turning point for him becoming a lolcow was when he flipped on Ben's girlfriend because he thought George was Ben. When it became apparent that he was correct in that assessment, I walked that back. He's still a dummy for engaging with trolls the way he has but that's nothing new coming from him. I also don't quite understand why it's so important to people in this thread that others reaffirm their opinion that he is a lolcow considering pretty much everyone is just here to laugh at him being MATI, but oh well I guess.
 
I don't think anyone can even argue that Dick doesn't deserve to have a thread here, his spergouts recently have been very frequent and very very exceptional. It should even have been here around the time of the retarded Asterios drama. With that same token, there's have been some post here that basically amount to "look Dick posted some random tweets, haha what an idiot" that shows that some people here are too invested in this.
 
I've been a pretty vocal critic of Ben in the thread here, but if Dick is a cow, Dick is a cow. I still enjoy the show but I certainly don't tie even the smallest part of my identity to it's hosts public image. I think this is a poor take.

I obviously only speak for myself, but for me the turning point for him becoming a lolcow was when he flipped on Ben's girlfriend because he thought George was Ben. When it became apparent that he was correct in that assessment, I walked that back. He's still a dummy for engaging with trolls the way he has but that's nothing new coming from him. I also don't quite understand why it's so important to people in this thread that others reaffirm their opinion that he is a lolcow considering pretty much everyone is just here to laugh at him being MATI, but oh well I guess.
You're not who I was talking about. I'm referring to people like Eric Wong, Riley, Crippled Jesus, etc. Actual spergs
 
As head lolcow assessor for the IF branch. I'm sorry to say that Dax is still, infact, a not a lolcow. No one here has filled out the proper paperwork to get him registered. This is serious business guys, this forum is about ethics in cowmilk, fun is secondary. Duty before pleasure.

But for real. People have tried so damn hard to get dick to be called a lolcow for months before this happened. They even cared more about calling him a lolcow then actually really making fun of him. So I don't think I will ever call him a lolcow out of spite. Though the lolcow conversation at this point is really retarded to have. Just laugh at the retard, gay terminology is only secondary.
 
As head lolcow assessor for the IF branch. I'm sorry to say that Dax is still, infact, a not a lolcow. No one here has filled out the proper paperwork to get him registered. This is serious business guys, this forum is about ethics in cowmilk, fun is secondary. Duty before pleasure.

But for real. People have tried so damn hard to get dick to be called a lolcow for months before this happened. They even cared more about calling him a lolcow then actually really making fun of him. So I don't think I will ever call him a lolcow out of spite. Though the lolcow conversation at this point is really retarded to have. Just laugh at the retard, gay terminology is only secondary.
Going by pure definition standards hes become a lolcow, as hes been milked by trolls and autists for laughs through his behavior but I see your point. TBF milking him is fairly inconsistent, as it seems to have dried up, though I believe it's only a matter of time before something new trigger the lulz to flow once more.

Out of interest, was he sperging on Sundays episode? the radio silence suggests to me he wasnt.
 
and why did @Spedestrian so conveniently gloss them over in his gargantuan post?

yeah, there's no proven connection between Marie and the Hulagirl name, and that's all the dickheads I see talking about this are clinging to. They never mention the pics though. What if she cammed under a different name? Maddox and JLH have confirmed the camming, but never that she went by "Hulagirl86". I assume Jesse's only source for that name was Jessica, who is insane.

anyway, here's sped bragging about his own post in the dick show IRC. I'll be dropping my own novel length exposé forum post on him shortly.
Holy shit, they are running all gathering in their safe space and plotting on ways to derail the thread. I remember the last time the IRC hugbox.
Where have I seen this before.... oh right
I pointed to where Dick has done this before. 🧹 🧹 🧹
@BIG_BRAD I noticed something and a few things started clicking. I noticed the name of MyGFisNotACamWhore being asked if the info BenGarrisonDidNothing wrong is true.
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Dick said in his own tweets where he chimped out on this guys girlfriend because of stuff on Discord
http://archive.md/P69Ll
https://archive.md/qtPlZ
http://archive.md/HLRFN
Do you have access to the Discord or know someone who does? Is that Dax? Is he sperging out over kiwifarms because someone was mean to him on Discord? Do you have any pics of the meanies being bullies in the Discord?
Imagine being such a pussy you scream at "friends of the show" because of "muh Discord drama"... Discord drama no one else sees or knows about.

Wait a minute... Dick says in his tweets I spread lies and rumors that that his totally not a cam whore girlfirend is totally a cam whore...
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I've stated numerous times there is no proof she is a camwhore... Even after the SFW pics leaked.
It's like Dick knows that tying this username leads down a rabbit hole.... or he's so assblasted someone was mean to him on Discord he's sperging like a tard and lashing at their girlfriend.

:thinking:
Speaking of homoerotic co-ordination (Honestly getting so tired of reading Gay-op every 3 sentences)

Hey, you still have yet to explain whats happening in that pic. Is the show booker doing some kinda "just a prank bro" or did he find some sort of illegal pics on Hazencruz's computer?
Also why has Dick and Riley's half of the convo been 🧹🧹🧹
:thinking:

You'll notice that I didn't try to contradict literally everything he said. I didn't comment on the Kik profile, neither the photo nor his claim that the name was fake, because I think there's room for reasonable debate and interpretation there.
Didn't you write a whole Tome going on and on saying I was spreading slanderous bully jerk lies about the poor sad cuck queen then at the end of your long post complain to the manager to "know what to do"? Also wasn't your smoking gun on this me saying the instagram I said isn't her, and that I have a conspiracy theory that its a red herring but it is dumb, there is no proof and I sound crazy if I were to go on about it? Might be why I let it go.
It's about Ethics in social media accounts....

If you wanna know why I even dug into HulaGirl86 you should thank @DarkWeenix I started in this thread with a small argument that Maddox may have had a single shread of humanity and because of the leaks MAYBE had a reason to not want Dax and Marie to be together.... But like all Dick fans, heaven forbid anyone not autisticly screech "MUUHHRDOX LOST" and brought up the HulaGirl86 stuff (which I didn't care or even know about)


There seems to be an entire task force in this thread to prove this guy is a nobody named Ben. Yea it was totally this guy is some 4D chess, that convinced everyone that Dick Masterson was a cow. Also interestingly the guy who posted PPP's dox, that literally looks like he spent hours putting together that post in a thread, that he has never posted in before 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹.

You can't make this shit up :story:
Yeah I figured you might say that. Sorry I posted some of your Internet pal's public Facebook information.
Wait a minute, isn't your whole thing that you have to prove I am this Ben guy because ethics in intention of proofs matter? I demand you dox yourself! SOMEONE CALL THE MANAGER!
:thinking:

Would you care if Maddox was posting a bunch of misinformation under a sock account
I'm like 90% sure @commandercat is Maddox, but can't prove it and frankly don't care cause their posts were great and caused so much butt hurt and provided great stuff here. If it turned out to actually be him I'd love it more because it means it most likely was true and the pics are real.

Seems like you want the labels so you can easily disregard what anyone you don't like says as a slanderous bully jerk and are trying to use the board as a personal army.

The breakdown of the kik profile dig

Please explain that shit.

In fact, here's some more evidence for it (feat. Doug from Hoobastank):
1. Has anyone noticed that all these TDS white knights idea of a quality joke is refferences to their internet daddy? In what context does that refference make any sense other than knowing some lore of a podcast?
2. All I am reading here is " BOO HOO, DON'T BE MEAN TO MY DICK AND LEAVE MARIE ALONE!" I really don't give a shit about any of this and it seems creepier you'd put her info in docs out there. I can't read the highlighted part and don't care enough to download and flip the colors. None of that is funny. What is funny is Marie crying in the cuck truck while another girl gets railed 10ft away. I'm out of sympathy for Marie, I think she's complicit in stuff Dax does and she has been used as a shield countlessly.

This seems like the most disgusting version of using her as a shield.


Okay, prove it. Show me which parts of my post were inaccurate.
Marie's 7 year old Kik profile with a pic of her tied to a screen name that everyone rumors her to have is dug up because Dax fanboys won't dare admit that there could of been a smidgen of truth to Maddox having a legit reason for them not wanting to date I need 4k drone footage of Marie infront of a cam whoring it up. Then when I produce that turns out you need 8k color saturated footage and my proof still proves nothing...

You post an insane theory that I am changing my original picture (which I got from an old Encyclopedia Dramatica article) and a twitter account also shares the same meme and suddenly it's a smoking gun... to which everyone says "ummm, who cares" and you give a rant about ethics in Kiwi Farms posting?

Depends. Are Becky's ex in-laws shitting up the thread with fake stories
Wait... I thought you said the Kik account and photos have room for debate for legitimacy while asking for the manager to sweep the right thing

Also pretty sure this TL;DR is shitting this up far more than jokes about Dax crying during sex while saying Marie is crazy. Maybe you would prefer the first 30 or so pages of this thread when its a circle jerk about how cool and Alpha Chad Dick is?

Yes, you're right, it would be stupid to discount valid information just because the source has a grudge
Grudge is a very strong way to put not finding Dax funny anymore and noticing his shitty behavior.

But for real. People have tried so damn hard to get dick to be called a lolcow for months
Why do you care if he is or isn't?
As head lolcow assessor for the IF branch. I'm sorry to say that Dax is still, infact, a not a lolcow.
Why are you in this thread if you are not laughing and enjoying yourself?

But this by far is my favorite part....
Like I said, this shit takes time and I have other things to do. Frankly I think it's a bit strange that nobody will be my personal army cause they don't care about vindicating my internet daddy.
No, you don't have other shit to do. It's a lock down. You took hours to research and write up a post that makes the phone book look like a short novela.

Just admit you are butt hurt people are making fun of your internet daddy and go back to your PPP thread

"Fans are fickle, and they should be" - Dick Masterson AKA Dax Herrera
 
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Holy shit, they are running all gathering in their safe space and plotting on ways to derail the thread. I remember the last time the IRC hugbox.
Where have I seen this before.... oh right
I pointed to where Dick has done this before. 🧹 🧹 🧹
@BIG_BRAD I noticed something and a few things started clicking. I noticed the name of MyGFisNotACamWhore being asked if the info BenGarrisonDidNothing wrong is true.
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Dick said in his own tweets where he chimped out on this guys girlfriend because of stuff on Discord
http://archive.md/P69Ll
https://archive.md/qtPlZ
http://archive.md/HLRFN
Do you have access to the Discord or know someone who does? Is that Dax? Is he sperging out over kiwifarms because someone was mean to him on Discord? Do you have any pics of the meanies being bullies in the Discord?
Imagine being such a pussy you scream at "friends of the show" because of "muh Discord drama"... Discord drama no one else sees or knows about.

Wait a minute... Dick says in his tweets I spread lies and rumors that that his totally not a cam whore girlfirend is totally a cam whore...
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I've stated numerous times there is no proof she is a camwhore... Even after the SFW pics leaked.
It's like Dick knows that tying this username leads down a rabbit hole.... or he's so assblasted someone was mean to him on Discord he's sperging like a tard and lashing at their girlfriend.

:thinking:
Speaking of homoerotic co-ordination (Honestly getting so tired of reading Gay-op every 3 sentences)


Hey, you still have yet to explain whats happening in that pic. Is the show booker doing some kinda "just a prank bro" or did he find some sort of illegal pics on Hazencruz's computer?
Also why has Dick and Riley's half of the convo been 🧹🧹🧹
:thinking:

Didn't you write a whole Tome going on and on saying I was spreading slanderous bully jerk lies about the poor sad cuck queen then at the end of your long post complain to the manager to "know what to do"? Also wasn't your smoking gun on this me saying the instagram I said isn't her, and that I have a conspiracy theory that its a red herring but it is dumb, there is no proof and I sound crazy if I were to go on about it? Might be why I let it go.
It's about Ethics in social media accounts....

If you wanna know why I even dug into HulaGirl86 you should thank @DarkWeenix I started in this thread with a small argument that Maddox may have had a single shread of humanity and because of the leaks MAYBE had a reason to not want Dax and Marie to be together.... But like all Dick fans, heaven forbid anyone not autisticly screech "MUUHHRDOX LOST" and brought up the HulaGirl86 stuff (which I didn't care or even know about)




Wait a minute, isn't your whole thing that you have to prove I am this Ben guy because ethics in intention of proofs matter? I demand you dox yourself! SOMEONE CALL THE MANAGER!
:thinking:
I'm like 90% sure @commandercat is Maddox, but can't prove it and frankly don't care cause their posts were great and caused so much butt hurt and provided great stuff here. If it turned out to actually be him I'd love it more because it means it most likely was true and the pics are real.

Seems like you want the labels so you can easily disregard what anyone you don't like says as a slanderous bully jerk and are trying to use the board as a personal army.

The breakdown of the kik profile dig

Please explain that shit.

1. Has anyone noticed that all these TDS white knights idea of a quality joke is refferences to their internet daddy? In what context does that refference make any sense other than knowing some lore of a podcast?
2. All I am reading here is " BOO HOO, DON'T BE MEAN TO MY DICK AND LEAVE MARIE ALONE!" I really don't give a shit about any of this and it seems creepier you'd put her info in docs out there. I can't read the highlighted part and don't care enough to download and flip the colors. None of that is funny. What is funny is Marie crying in the cuck truck while another girl gets railed 10ft away. I'm out of sympathy for Marie, I think she's complicit in stuff Dax does and she has been used as a shield countlessly.

This seems like the most disgusting version of using her as a shield.



Marie's 7 year old Kik profile with a pic of her tied to a screen name that everyone rumors her to have is dug up because Dax fanboys won't dare admit that there could of been a smidgen of truth to Maddox having a legit reason for them not wanting to date I need 4k drone footage of Marie infront of a cam whoring it up. Then when I produce that turns out you need 8k color saturated footage and my proof still proves nothing...

You post an insane theory that I am changing my original picture (which I got from an old Encyclopedia Dramatica article) and a twitter account also shares the same meme and suddenly it's a smoking gun... to which everyone says "ummm, who cares" and you give a rant about ethics in Kiwi Farms posting?


Wait... I thought you said the Kik account and photos have room for debate for legitimacy while asking for the manager to sweep the right thing

Also pretty sure this TL;DR is shitting this up far more than jokes about Dax crying during sex while saying Marie is crazy. Maybe you would prefer the first 30 or so pages of this thread when its a circle jerk about how cool and Alpha Chad Dick is?


Grudge is a very strong way to put not finding Dax funny anymore and noticing his shitty behavior.


Why do you care if he is or isn't?

Why are you in this thread if you are not laughing and enjoying yourself?

But this by far is my favorite part....

No, you don't have other shit to do. It's a lock down. You took hours to research and write up a post that makes the phone book look like a short novela.

Just admit you are butt hurt people are making fun of your internet daddy and go back to your PPP thread

"Fans are fickle, and they should be" - Dick Masterson AKA Dax Herrera
This is the formatting tragedy of the year.

But just to address my portion of this sped post. You can still enjoy something without liking every aspect of it. Also I don't particularly care if dick is a lolcow or not at this point, but the more people demand that he is and demand we all call him that. The more I won't do that. Again, people were trying for months before anything of note ever happened.
 
But for real. People have tried so damn hard to get dick to be called a lolcow for months before this happened. They even cared more about calling him a lolcow then actually really making fun of him. So I don't think I will ever call him a lolcow out of spite. Though the lolcow conversation at this point is really retarded to have. Just laugh at the retard, gay terminology is only secondary.

Is one born a lolcow? Or is one transformed into a lolcow? Is the potentiality nothing more than an inevitability? Are the cow's circumstances inseparable from its being? Questions we may never answer.
 
Josh isn't on the run but it's certainly odd how he has to be moving from country to country to country due to visa issues every time. Poland (i think), Ukraine, and now Seebia. It was a miracle he was even able to leave Ukraine. He had to pay some fine and he wasn't able to, but i think some lady was nice enough to let him pass.
Americans (and people from other first world nations) typically get 90 days on arrival with a visa exemption or a visa issued on arrival in most countries. Getting a visa for longer than that requires a lot of paperwork, fees and usually a local employer to vouch for you. You're also open to taxation by local authorities. If you're willing to drift around a bit you can avoid taxes and never even have to justify your prescense. His "visa issues" are just reaching his time limit in a place.
 
With that same token, there's have been some post here that basically amount to "look Dick posted some random tweets, haha what an idiot" that shows that some people here are too invested in this.
But that's the funniest part, at least for me.
Exploding in impotent rage over social media the moment people stop sucking their dick and start making fun of them is the first step of the "e-celeb to lolcow" journey.
 
Yeah I figured you might say that. Sorry I posted some of your Internet pal's public Facebook information. I post shit about a lot of people, especially people whose drama gets big enough to get a headline here. I doxed the deer tranny a few weeks ago too. I simply enjoy doxing. I'm just trying to have fun on the Internet, and I'd appreciate it if you'd stop lying and implying shit about me.
After Null came in here and said that this George Cuckizinian was likely Ben we all kind of accepted it at face value. There's nothing that he really posted that stuck out to me at all. I don't get going through his posts when the point has already been made, I was even curious and decided to see if he was deceptive. I went through some of the stuff he brought up and I can confirm that Hulagirl86 (a pretty generic username) appears to multiple profiles that are meticulously scrubbed across multiple sites including social media. Even in the wayback machine there are various archives that conspicuously have her posts/media scrubbed. This is not proof but it's enough to be considered unusual, if you plug in Hulagirl(any random number) you get what you would expect. Random profiles, some inactive, some active, with random shit on them.

The instagram Hulagirl86 is some random bitch named Cortney and this is also shown on redditors looking up the name. It's like the second thing on google when you plug it in. No one believed this to be Marie.

Dick was so focused on this guy that he meticulously read his posts on here and compared them to ones on discord. Then started harassing his girlfriend on twitter. After he did this Null appeared in this thread and started asking bizarre questions. This all comes off as sweepy as I've never seen this much attention be given to an ex-fan over something that is so minor. The only person who seems to really care if Marie was a camwhore is Dick, and he challenged people on here to prove it. Unless this Ben guy hypnotized Dick, I don't see any mass conspiracy here. Ultimately no one cares if he is Ben or not and in reality no one here is that invested in Marie being a camwhore.
 
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After Null came in here and said that this George Cuckizinian was likely Ben we all kind of accepted it at face value. There's nothing that he really posted that stuck out to me at all. I don't get going through his posts when the point has already been made, I was even curious and decided to see if he was deceptive. I went through some of the stuff he brought up and I can confirm that Hulagirl86 (a pretty generic username) appears to multiple profiles that are meticulously scrubbed across multiple sites including social media. Even in the wayback machine there are various archives that conspicuously have her posts/media scrubbed. This is not proof but it's enough to be considered unusual, if you plug in Hulagirl(any random number) you get what you would expect. Random profiles, some inactive, some active, with random shit on them.

The instagram Hulagirl86 is some random bitch named Cortney and this is also shown on redditors looking up the name. No one believed this to be Marie.

Dick was so focused on this guy that he meticulously read his posts on here and compared them to ones on discord. Then started harassing his girlfriend on twitter. After he did this Null appeared in this thread and started asking bizarre questions. This all comes off as bizarre as I've never seen this much attention be given to an ex-fan over something that is so minor. The only person who seems to really care if Marie was a camwhore is Dick, and he challenged people on here to prove it. Unless this Ben guy hypnotized Dick, I don't see any mass conspiracy here. Ultimately no one cares if he is Ben or not and in reality no one here is that invested in Marie being a camwhore.

I care that he is Ben, cause it changes his motives.

Random fan that got tired of the schtick and decides to take Dicks challenge to prove the hulagirl stuff = cool guy

Butthurt guy whose gf got kicked off the show for not being entertaining enough, digging up dirt and trying to spread misinformation = unfunny sperg

It reframes his rampant George defence as some sort of attempt to make people who are Anti-Dax, pro George.
 
I care that he is Ben, cause it changes his motives.

Random fan that got tired of the schtick and decides to take Dicks challenge to prove the hulagirl stuff = cool guy

Butthurt guy whose gf got kicked off the show for not being entertaining enough, digging up dirt and trying to spread misinformation = unfunny sperg

It reframes his rampant George defence as some sort of attempt to make people who are Anti-Dax, pro George.
What misinformation? Are you saying that the info I provided was a lie? Yes or no?

Also why is it none of you people begging for muh Marrie camwhore fap videos give no fucks about dick show fans getting together and homo-operating?

The cope of these fanboys is unreal.
 
What misinformation? Are you saying that the info I provided was a lie? Yes or no?

Also why is it none of you people begging for muh Marrie camwhore fap videos give no fucks about dick show fans getting together and homo-operating?

The cope of these fanboys is unreal.

Some guy says the hulagirl gmail is linked to a m*****@hotmail and even though you were wrong about it being in the court docs you still act like its fact.

I don't have a twitter, discord or reddit,I dont know who those fags are but show me them being faggots and I'll laugh. I've always said this should be a community watch thread cause the TDS community is a black hole of autism
 
Some guy says the hulagirl gmail is linked to a m*****@hotmail and even though you were wrong about it being in the court docs you still act like its fact.

I don't have a twitter, discord or reddit,I dont know who those fags are but show me them being faggots and I'll laugh. I've always said this should be a community watch thread cause the TDS community is a black hole of autism
Let's try this again
Is the information I provided a lie? Yes or No?
 
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