"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[JY's Tampon]

Phil’s latest Google review. He’s happy there is a large selection at Home Depot. He is such a consumer.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil’s latest Google review. He’s happy there is a large selection at Home Depot. He is such a consumer.
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What a crime minister, happily waddling into a big box store and buying stuff instead of stealing it and denouncing the owners as capitalists. Some "crime minister".

Also that review is for a place near Phil's old flat - the one he got evicted from for being loud and obnoxious, about two years ago. Life must really be boring in the anarchist broom cupboard if he's posting reviews of places he remembers going years back.

I guess it gets to you when you've been holed up, avoiding going outside due to scary rioters.

 

[Picklechu]

Phil’s latest Google review. He’s happy there is a large selection at Home Depot. He is such a consumer.
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Home Depot's founder is a Trump supporter. According to antifa, all Trump supporters are Nazis. Phil gave money to Home Depot. Therefore, Phil gave money to Nazis, therefore Phil is a Nazi.

 

[SpaceAce]

I suspect the tear drop tattoo was because Phil was still obsessed with Latino culture and wanted to seem like a bad ass. The thing is... its a terrible tattoo idea for multiple reasons....

No lie, this tattoo is the one thing phil has done that actually made me stop and go "ooooh noooo".
Yeah it can mean different things, but where I'm from and from the people I know, it means the actual real life equivalent of going from PVE to PVP;
Not only are you saying you're not afraid to kill, but you've also marked yourself as a more valuable target for those looking for cred and they're not vegans at a 1% rally who will stop kicking once you're down.
I like the laughs Phil's pathetic life choices and arrogant declarations gives me.

I'm not worried if he says he's going to get his balls chopped and his dick inverted, because I know even if he actually goes through with it (not that I think he did) I also know that he's a big enough crybaby to run back to the hospital the second it starts to feel owwy and he needs someone to rub his tum tums and tell him it's okay.
I'm not worried when he claims to be starving or homeless because I know that just means he's a little hungry and taking pictures by a bridge before going back to his motel and stack of cheese blocks.
I'm not worried when he cries rape or says he was beaten or is stalked because I know he was just looked at sideways and making up stories to garner attention or sympathy.
But that tear drop, that worried me.
That crossed the line from bumble fart into bloated body parts washing up on a beach after 3 years of silence.
Rate me how you wish but I honestly believe that tattoo "artist" should be gut punched for putting that on someone clearly retarded who could never grasp the danger it could put him in.
Phil's body may age but he's always just going to be a stupid, edgy, tween and in my mind he deserves a good scare now and again to remind him to pipe down while the adults are talking, but doesn't need to be chained behind a honda civic and dragged at 20 mph for 8 blocks.

I guess I don't have a point to all this except that I guess I'm a bit happy for him if he's ashamed of his dumb face marks and keeps them covered, and hopefully can stay out of sight from the real world until he gets them covered or removed.

 

[The Dude]

No lie, this tattoo is the one thing phil has done that actually made me stop and go "ooooh noooo".
Yeah it can mean different things, but where I'm from and from the people I know, it means the actual real life equivalent of going from PVE to PVP;
Not only are you saying you're not afraid to kill, but you've also marked yourself as a more valuable target for those looking for cred and they're not vegans at a 1% rally who will stop kicking once you're down.
I like the laughs Phil's pathetic life choices and arrogant declarations gives me.

I'm not worried if he says he's going to get his balls chopped and his dick inverted, because I know even if he actually goes through with it (not that I think he did) I also know that he's a big enough crybaby to run back to the hospital the second it starts to feel owwy and he needs someone to rub his tum tums and tell him it's okay.
I'm not worried when he claims to be starving or homeless because I know that just means he's a little hungry and taking pictures by a bridge before going back to his motel and stack of cheese blocks.
I'm not worried when he cries rape or says he was beaten or is stalked because I know he was just looked at sideways and making up stories to garner attention or sympathy.
But that tear drop, that worried me.
That crossed the line from bumble fart into bloated body parts washing up on a beach after 3 years of silence.
Rate me how you wish but I honestly believe that tattoo "artist" should be gut punched for putting that on someone clearly retarded who could never grasp the danger it could put him in.
Phil's body may age but he's always just going to be a stupid, edgy, tween and in my mind he deserves a good scare now and again to remind him to pipe down while the adults are talking, but doesn't need to be chained behind a honda civic and dragged at 20 mph for 8 blocks.

I guess I don't have a point to all this except that I guess I'm a bit happy for him if he's ashamed of his dumb face marks and keeps them covered, and hopefully can stay out of sight from the real world until he gets them covered or removed.

Phil is a white man living in one of the whitest cities in the US. Not only a white city, but an extremely progressive Left-wing city full of progressive Left-wing cucks who are highly tolerant of weirdos and "alternative lifestyles". Phil's fine, unless he moves back down to California again or back to Philadelphia.

 

[Big Nasty]

Phil is such a coward it's not even funny anymore.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

Just as a matter of interest, when was the last time someone had a physical sighting? When was the last confirmed non-internet contact?

 

[Syaoran Li]

Just as a matter of interest, when was the last time someone had a physical sighting? When was the last confirmed non-internet contact?

I think there was a video of him in the wild with a bunch of fellow Antifa LARP'ers/cannon fodder a few months back. I think it was either in late 2019 shortly after the sub-forum went away or it may have been in early 2020 before the lockdowns started.

He was in full black bloc but you could tell its him from the voice and the way he moved.

 

[The Dude]

I think there was a video of him in the wild with a bunch of fellow Antifa LARP'ers/cannon fodder a few months back. I think it was either in late 2019 shortly after the sub-forum went away or it may have been in early 2020 before the lockdowns started.

He was in full black bloc but you could tell its him from the voice and the way he moved.

Don't forget his Fetal Alcohol retard eyes. Those are one of the biggest give aways that it's Phil under all that AnTardfa edgelord kit and that he's a clueless bumblefuck tard. Even when he tries to cover them up with goggles or sunglasses, those tard orbs shine through like nuclear reactors constructed from pure Autism.

 

[Mogambo]

While, its been a while since the whole George Floyd thing and I've noticed my social media is now flooded with the usual vapid "black lives matter" and "acab" things. I'm kind of surprised that Phil hasn't popped out of isolation to virtue signal given that all of the basic white bitches are doing that right now. Then again, he's usually late to the trend, so it will take him about a week or two longer to read and re-read everything on his social media feed before he decides to post something about how he supports BLM and is a hardcore analchest supersoaker. I'm kind of hoping he'll make some poorly done colored pencil "art" of his fursona in "tribute." I really miss his weird DeviantArt crap. It was much more amusing than his ever shifting gender identity politics phase.

Phil’s latest Google review. He’s happy there is a large selection at Home Depot. He is such a consumer.
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He has a weird thing about that Home Depot. If you'll recall, a while back he went there and some sales clerk helped him, and he was so excited to have human contact that he sperged about how a random white cishet man was nice to him. Phil, being Phil, never realized that it was just an employee doing their job. He made it into some weird spiritual epiphany. Probably because it was more attention and conversation than he ever got from anyone in "Antifa." It also kind of destroys his narrative about evil white cishet men oppressing and lusting after him. Never mind that nobody would know he was gay/trans/whatever from looking at him, the fact is, people don't like Phil because of his attitude and personality. And likely poor hygiene. I'm sure nobody wants a fat sweaty dude who doesn't wipe their ass or change out of their boots standing next to them.

I'm not sure why he's reviewing it now. I mean, he has a weird thing about reviewing things, but that's probably more connected to his autism and need for attention than anything else. He must be pretty lonely or something. I'm sure the whole BLM thing has overtaken any discussion of gender identity politics right now in Portland so he probably can't get a word in with his little circle of dunces.

Also note that Phil's baby sitters are scattered. Binxy (Twitter handle treearrows161), who has appeared in videos on the street with Phil and displays his artwork as her Twitter banner is not there for him. She is currently in Chicago or Tennesse in full meltdown mode. She's got some mental and substance abuse issues. If you aren't following her I would recommend you do as she is a wild ride.

I actually was following Binxy for a while but she sort of fell off my radar. Didn't know she was in Chicago, but I'm sure that should be good for some lulz. If she's Phil's current handler that would explain quite a bit. I'm kind of hoping we'll get some sort of antics from him while she's out of the picture.

 

[Ruin]

Phil's also in his mid thirties now. That combined with all his health problems is probably bunting his aggressiveness.

 

[AnOminous]

While, its been a while since the whole George Floyd thing and I've noticed my social media is now flooded with the usual vapid "black lives matter" and "acab" things. I'm kind of surprised that Phil hasn't popped out of isolation to virtue signal given that all of the basic white bitches are doing that right now. Then again, he's usually late to the trend, so it will take him about a week or two longer to read and re-read everything on his social media feed before he decides to post something about how he supports BLM and is a hardcore analchest supersoaker.

I'd be surprised if any antifa wants anything to do with this cowardly tard at this point. It's the closest thing they've had to a boogaloo and this fat bitch completely punked out on them. Alternately they deliberately excluded him because they know he's useless, found out he's a snitch, or he otherwise tried to pull rank like a tard and got thrown out.

 

[Coldgrip]

Haven't been keeping up with this thread, is Phil dead yet?

 

[UncleTusky]

Haven't been keeping up with this thread, is Phil dead yet?

Worse than that..... he's boring. There hasn't been anything of note since either his eviction or spazzing out at Andy Ngo, whichever came second. I can't even remember if that was in 2018 or 2019 anymore.

 

[Coldgrip]

Worse than that..... he's boring. There hasn't been anything of note since either his eviction or spazzing out at Andy Ngo, whichever came second. I can't even remember if that was in 2018 or 2019 anymore.

If that's the case then I'm going to guess he got tard-wrangled and has been too embarrassed to admit it because that would prove the evil, nazi/fascist/alt-right kiwis were right all along and that he's too stupid the survive on his own. Which in his cheesy brain would mean we won.

 

[Fervent Champion]

If that's the case then I'm going to guess he got tard-wrangled and has been too embarrassed to admit it because that would prove the evil, nazi/fascist/alt-right kiwis were right all along and that he's too stupid the survive on his own. Which in his cheesy brain would mean we won.

I'm hoping he was actually assigned a payee, put in a group home, or something. The second most likely alternative is some other far left wannabe is draining fatty of money.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The spud will rise again!*



*When his payee lets him buy new toys

 

[MasterDisaster]

Guys he's clearly out on the front lines, defending his loyal flock as the Crime Minister, doing sick backflips and throwing who knows how many phones down sewer drains.

But seriously he's probably keeping a low profile for any number of reasons. Now that the antifatards are actually doing something in full swing he's probably gone full lockdown because his fuckin' handle is Antifa Crime Minister which is the moron equivalent of selling drugs in front of police station.
If he's still living with his fellow fascist fighters they might have straight up stifled his frivolous spending, forced to actually pay a portion for rent, utilities and food. Given that the guv'mint nipped his tard bucks a bit he now has to decide between artisanal pizzas or more ink.
I'm with the crowd believing that his tattoos drew the worst kind of attention. While most of his porkrind pictures were just laughable the teardrop was an immensely poor choice.

 

[AnOminous]

But seriously he's probably keeping a low profile for any number of reasons. Now that the antifatards are actually doing something in full swing he's probably gone full lockdown because his fuckin' handle is Antifa Crime Minister which is the moron equivalent of selling drugs in front of police station.

They're going to remember how useless a tard he is. He was already a liability just for being an absolute tard but now they know if they ever actually need a dumb goon, he isn't even up for that. He's made himself absolutely worthless to them. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they had already realized what an absolute fuckup he is and got rid of him either because they found out he was a snitch or just figured out he's slimy enough he'd snitch the instant he tard raged about something or got caught doing something dumb.

After all, he more or less vanished off the radar well before this shit even started. Now he has nothing to boast and flex about. The revolution came and he just cowered and shit himself in a filthy tard hovel, doing utterly nothing.

 

[Syaoran Li]

They're going to remember how useless a tard he is. He was already a liability just for being an absolute tard but now they know if they ever actually need a dumb goon, he isn't even up for that. He's made himself absolutely worthless to them. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they had already realized what an absolute fuckup he is and got rid of him either because they found out he was a snitch or just figured out he's slimy enough he'd snitch the instant he tard raged about something or got caught doing something dumb.

After all, he more or less vanished off the radar well before this shit even started. Now he has nothing to boast and flex about. The revolution came and he just cowered and shit himself in a filthy tard hovel, doing utterly nothing.

Given the evidence, even if he is still on good terms with the lower rungs of Antifa, he's probably proven himself to be enough of a liability that he can't be trusted as dumb muscle, at least not on the front lines. They probably know if he fucks up bad, he could either snitch or would tard rage so bad that the optics would be a nightmare even if he doesn't squeal.

If he did get kicked out of Antifa, you know he'd be shrieking about it and would probably blame the Kiwis.

My guess is that he was patted on the head and told to guard his little hovel and wait for some sort of call or signal.

Unless RCA really did go full Casino on his ass and he's now a corpse in an unmarked grave, and if so, then he must have been viewed as a bigger liability than we thought.

There's a lot of holes in the evergreens, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.... /sneed

Still, I think it's far more likely they just humored him and told him to keep quiet and wait inside until they call him up and probably tricked him into cutting down his internet so he won't mess up too bad online.

ADF is the Comintern's seventeenth line of defense right between the Mississippi Red Guards and the League of Women Voters.

Things would have to be really bad if Antifa's using guys like Phil in their street riots, even only as cannon fodder.


A better question is what would Phil do if he is forced out of Antifa and glomps onto some new identity? Will he get deeper into the whole "cervine furry" thing or will he finally be able to be a weeb again?