Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is on a fucking tear again. I got up for a drink of water and our busy little bee is talking about his inheritance on Instagram. Back to sleep. ❤
 

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- admits to eating 2 meals right after the other

- claims he is 'taking a break from the shelter' which is what teens say when they got in shit and got a temp ban from a place. I bet he got caught with the cell phone and got booted out for awhile

- admits he 'slept in the woods cause he couldn't get back' get back from fucking what exactly? he does nothing all day, has literally nowhere to be and by his own admission isn't in the shelter at the moment and supposedly has his own room for the time being so he shouldn't have an issue 'getting back' anywhere or having to sleep in the woods. Its also directly contradictory. taking a break from the shelter while not being able to get back to the shelter. he literally contradicts himself and makes a blatantly obvious lie for which there is video evidence that he himself released to prove it a lie in the same sentence
I can't see Lucas "sleeping in the woods". He's such a chicken to have gone out into the woods to sleep. The night of June 8th he was already in the motel room showing off his joints. Hopefully when @Nobleman checks in, he'll have info on Lucas's " taking a break" from HOC.

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Sure he did. Walked past 3 white chicks and said "They need a Woman's Lives Matter" and the 3 walked up with smiles. Yup, totally happened. He's such a brave, macho guy he wasn't scared. The stuff he makes up.

ETA:
Lucas said:
I need dat daughter
Someone here already brought up lobotomy, Yup, a lobotomy is what he needs. If not a lobotomy, permanently sterilized
 
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Lucas is on a fucking tear again. I got up for a drink of water and our busy little bee is talking about his inheritance on Instagram. Back to sleep. ❤
so besides the crazy lies, it's absolutely positive he doesn't know wtf "ACAB" means. way to fight the power, Lucas. you're a very useful fellow to the right people, i'm sure. the cuckold zinger misses his head by a mile and is exiting the Earth's sphere of influence, destined for parts unknown to human eyes.
 
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I can't see Lucas "sleeping in the woods". He's such a chicken to have gone out into the woods to sleep. The night of June 8th he was already in the motel room showing off his joints. Hopefully when @Nobleman checks in, he'll have info on Lucas's " taking a break" from HOC.

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Sure he did. Walked past 3 white chicks and said "They need a Woman's Lives Matter" and the 3 walked up with smiles. Yup, totally happened. He's such a brave, macho guy he wasn't scared. The stuff he makes up.
Right? He walked "past"them, then they "walked up"? That doesn't even sound spatially consistent. If there's any truth to it, he mumbled something under his breath while passing them, and then got a block away and turned around to see if they were following. They were running away from something and his brain fabricated the rest.

Also: that clit post is a new frontrunner for the nastiest thing he's ever written. Hope somefam archives this shit.

And: Less than a week after angrily condemning men for using drugs to try and manipulate young women into sex, Lucas... photographs a bag of joints to try and lure young women into sex. Remember how he said he couldn't bring pot into the HOC? And how he didn't buy a pipe because he wanted to smoke on the street and not be burdened by potentially rule-breaking paraphernalia?

So is he planning on smoking ALL those joints before tomorrow night? Surely the HOC wouldn't let him bring them in, right? I hope they get confiscated or grabbed by a more deserving street person.

House of Charity's phone number, in case anyone wants to let them know Lucas plans on bringing weed into their facility:

(509) 624-7821
 
Right? He walked "past"them, then they "walked up"? That doesn't even sound spatially consistent. If there's any truth to it, he mumbled something under his breath while passing them, and then got a block away and turned around to see if they were following. They were running away from something and his brain fabricated the rest.

Also: that clit post is a new frontrunner for the nastiest thing he's ever written. Hope somefam archives this shit.

And: Less than a week after angrily condemning men for using drugs to try and manipulate young women into sex, Lucas... photographs a bag of joints to try and lure young women into sex. Remember how he said he couldn't bring pot into the HOC? And how he didn't buy a pipe because he wanted to smoke on the street and not be burdened by potentially rule-breaking paraphernalia?

So is he planning on smoking ALL those joints before tomorrow night? Surely the HOC wouldn't let him bring them in, right? I hope they get confiscated or grabbed by a more deserving street person.

House of Charity's phone number, in case anyone wants to let them know Lucas plans on bringing weed into their facility:

(509) 624-7821
Good catch. My thinking was, he saw 3 girls, "might" have walked past them, the rest is a made up product. His gutter mind comes up sick,nasty thoughts which he posts as with the clit post. HOC would ban if they catch someone smoking weed,using drugs in the facility, but considering the type of people who stay at the facility, don't know if HOC would do anything as to just bringing the weed/drugs in with the homeless personal belongings.
 
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Also: that clit post is a new frontrunner for the nastiest thing he's ever written. Hope somefam archives this shit.
Lucas wants a clit to go with his useless penis. Could this be the beginning of a troon out?

Going down on your own clit while sporting a boner seems like a very troon thing to talk about. Did Lucas stumble across, and enjoy, some dickgirl porn? Has he, like CWC and so many others, devised a strategy for seducing lesbians and insulating himself from criticism?

"Can't call me creep or ignore me anymore. I'm a lady. Now let Cute Older Mommy inseminate you."

I fear that this is too much to hope for, but that won't stop me from calling him an "egg." Or Mamma Lucas.
 
Lucas wants a clit to go with his useless penis. Could this be the beginning of a troon out?

Going down on your own clit while sporting a boner seems like a very troon thing to talk about. Did Lucas stumble across, and enjoy, some dickgirl porn? Has he, like CWC and so many others, devised a strategy for seducing lesbians and insulating himself from criticism?

"Can't call me creep or ignore me anymore. I'm a lady. Now let Cute Older Mommy inseminate you."

I fear that this is too much to hope for, but that won't stop me from calling him an "egg." Or Mamma Lucas.

Honestly this would be an ideal development for my favorite cow. Imagine him infiltrating troonspace and demanding they accept him as a true uwu woman. It would be pure hilarity.
 
I dunno if anyone saw, but in SOFALAW we received a delightful first person accounting of all of Lucas's eight "girlfriends."
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There is a LOT to unpack here, including the fact that for some reason he keeps typing guys' names and then correcting them to women's names, the first two are of course middle/high school flings, and we may have confirmation of Lucas's attempted threesome with the guy whose dick he sucked.

However, the biggest news here is that Lucas admits that his first significant relationship after high school was with a mom of three kids, and she ghosted him IMMEDIATELY after he met her kids for the first time, after 3 months of online and IRL contact. If that doesn't ring alarm bells, I don't know what does.
 
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So has the creep actually lowered the maximum age from 24 to 21 for good now? Man Lucas, it's like your only goal in life is to be as repulsive as physically possible. Thank fuck you're gonna die alone before you reach 50
Lucas is on a fucking tear again. I got up for a drink of water and our busy little bee is talking about his inheritance on Instagram. Back to sleep. ❤
 
I can't see Lucas "sleeping in the woods". He's such a chicken to have gone out into the woods to sleep. The night of June 8th he was already in the motel room showing off his joints. Hopefully when @Nobleman checks in, he'll have info on Lucas's " taking a break" from HOC.

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Sure he did. Walked past 3 white chicks and said "They need a Woman's Lives Matter" and the 3 walked up with smiles. Yup, totally happened. He's such a brave, macho guy he wasn't scared. The stuff he makes up.

ETA:

Someone here already brought up lobotomy, Yup, a lobotomy is what he needs. If not a lobotomy, permanently sterilized

Ah, yes, truly what every young woman wants : a man so stupid & macho he has no sense of self-preservation, standing bravely in the face of fucking tear gas. Yes, a man truly worth of her love and vagina.
 
Ah, yes, truly what every young woman wants : a man so stupid & macho he has no sense of self-preservation, standing bravely in the face of fucking tear gas. Yes, a man truly worth of her love and vagina.

Considering there's no way in hell he actually got gassed last time, he has no idea what it's like and still thinks it's NBD and something he can shake off.
 
Ah, yes, truly what every young woman wants : a man so stupid & macho he has no sense of self-preservation, standing bravely in the face of fucking tear gas. Yes, a man truly worth of her love and vagina.

Have a look at this sasquatch looking guy called galileo2333 in bitchute who has lots of videos. He did a piece on Werner. I think he actually supports the guy.

Here's the link.
 
I'm guessing there's no transcript.... I can't stand that dude's voice long enough to listen to the whole 6 minute video.
 
I dunno if anyone saw, but in SOFALAW we received a delightful first person accounting of all of Lucas's eight "girlfriends."

There is a LOT to unpack here, including the fact that for some reason he keeps typing guys' names and then correcting them to women's names, the first two are of course middle/high school flings, and we may have confirmation of Lucas's attempted threesome with the guy whose dick he sucked.

However, the biggest news here is that Lucas admits that his first significant relationship after high school was with a mom of three kids, and she ghosted him IMMEDIATELY after he met her kids for the first time, after 3 months of online and IRL contact. If that doesn't ring alarm bells, I don't know what does.
Bless you. Best leak in a long time! Fills in
nany nagging blanks.

"I'm tired of being a bitch."

As with anything Lucas says, details that make him look good are certainly false, and things not to his credit are probably true.

I can almost believe that he balled the old, fat and balding. People generally ball at their competence level.
 
Lucas is on a fucking tear again. I got up for a drink of water and our busy little bee is talking about his inheritance on Instagram. Back to sleep. ❤

'No pepper spray this time, no tear gas'

'Then shouts of they're tear gassing us! and the girls went off running. I wasn't even scared'

Which is it lucas? You're lying again

Also, not believing a word he said in those screenshots. Those literally sound like his stated fantasies, including stealing someone elses girlfriend, the 18 year old black chick he previously claimed to 'finger bang' and multiple things in there contradict things he has said or admitted to in the past. Particularly the 'there were actually 2 after suzanne' which everybody knows is a blatant lie

The only thing in there that might be remotely truthful is the part about getting ghosted by the one with the kids, and I bet that isn't at all like he claims it was. I bet they met online, never met, she mentioned having kids and he got into some questionably probing questions and made references to his super sperm and then she ghosted him when it was time to meet at the ice cream place because it freaked her out and she rightfully recognized he was a creep

and LOL at the idea of him thinking anyone would believe he so much as looked at a woman in high school. By his own previous admission and his mothers nobody in school ever wanted anything to do with him
 
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Good to see Lucas finally explain the "8 girlfriends". It's about what I expected to see. Most of them were one time online meetups that went nowhere/if even a date at all. So, Lucas is basically an incel that got lucky with Suzanne, a crazy older woman and I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he may have finger banged some fat girl.

The big question is if Lucas has had more sex with males than females. It's not very progressive of Lucas to hide his faggotry.
 
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