Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The self medication via food, alcohol, and weed, is interesting to watch in real time. Lucas doesn’t have much in his life to feel good about, he has no meaningful relationships with family or friends, his romantic aspirations are worthy of Don Quixote, and he effectively has no hobbies or interests that gives life its color. In most instances these are obvious signs of depression, but I think Lucus doesn’t experience depression as it is commonly understood. I see his consumption simply being the result of a shallow interior-life due to a malignant personality disorder. His entire being is oriented towards satisfying desires and because the abundant population of nubile communist-Christians of Spokane are so hesitant to let him spray his DNA inside them, he simply overcompensates with what is available.

Most people his age would feel stupid and/or pathetic recording themselves eating food, delivering a wandering monologue, then uploading it to social media. Lucas doesn’t feel that shame because he is having a meal with his favorite person: himself. He talks about feeling lonely sometimes, but I don’t buy it. Just like his not-so-subtle hints at suicide, any talk about lonliness is just a stupid attempt at manipulation. The fact these attempts only seem to attract younger men with uncertain agendas is one of those small miracles the Universe sometimes grants us here at the Farms.

Lucas will be getting catfished for the rest of his life. Even if he got himself civilly committed or earned his ticket to prison, he’d still be getting communications from dudes wanting to fuck with him. He will fall for it over and over again because his narcissism cements into place the expectation that he is desirable. Lucas truly feels that he is desirable to young women and that the only obstacle to consummating a marriage to a child-bride are the mores of American capitalism.

His behaviour with the food honestly perplexes me. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone eat the way he does with those mannerism or with that awful fucking palate his has cultivated. The nearest thing that I could think of that is similar are adults who didn’t practice fine motor skills as children. So you take a woman who grew up in rural Cambodia and never used a writing utensil until the age of 30 and observe how she holds a pencil or tries to manipulate it and it will appear strange and unnatural.

Maybe the food mannerisms and his grotesque taste are linked to his childhood and how his mother used food as a distraction and coping mechanism? That could be reading too much into it, it could also be a performance Lucas does because he thinks it makes him appear sophisticated or some kind of non-verbal cue that demonstrates he knows “fine dining”.
 
Lucas, fat fuck:

"i don't know why you guys hoard your money. It's more fun to spend it (chews loudly). But no, you guys have to hoard it for gasoline even though you live in a city on a bus line. And rent."

Whenever Lucas has a dollar, he eats it. Or smokes it. That's why he needs a payee. And he is so smug about people who don't. Stupid fools with their vehicles and homes. They could eat shitty restaurant food all day. GREED MONGERS!
 
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The self medication via food, alcohol, and weed, is interesting to watch in real time. Lucas doesn’t have much in his life to feel good about, he has no meaningful relationships with family or friends, his romantic aspirations are worthy of Don Quixote, and he effectively has no hobbies or interests that gives life its color. In most instances these are obvious signs of depression, but I think Lucus doesn’t experience depression as it is commonly understood. I see his consumption simply being the result of a shallow interior-life due to a malignant personality disorder. His entire being is oriented towards satisfying desires and because the abundant population of nubile communist-Christians of Spokane are so hesitant to let him spray his DNA inside them, he simply overcompensates with what is available.

Most people his age would feel stupid and/or pathetic recording themselves eating food, delivering a wandering monologue, then uploading it to social media. Lucas doesn’t feel that shame because he is having a meal with his favorite person: himself. He talks about feeling lonely sometimes, but I don’t buy it. Just like his not-so-subtle hints at suicide, any talk about lonliness is just a stupid attempt at manipulation. The fact these attempts only seem to attract younger men with uncertain agendas is one of those small miracles the Universe sometimes grants us here at the Farms.

Lucas will be getting catfished for the rest of his life. Even if he got himself civilly committed or earned his ticket to prison, he’d still be getting communications from dudes wanting to fuck with him. He will fall for it over and over again because his narcissism cements into place the expectation that he is desirable. Lucas truly feels that he is desirable to young women and that the only obstacle to consummating a marriage to a child-bride are the mores of American capitalism.

His behaviour with the food honestly perplexes me. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone eat the way he does with those mannerism or with that awful fucking palate his has cultivated. The nearest thing that I could think of that is similar are adults who didn’t practice fine motor skills as children. So you take a woman who grew up in rural Cambodia and never used a writing utensil until the age of 30 and observe how she holds a pencil or tries to manipulate it and it will appear strange and unnatural.

Maybe the food mannerisms and his grotesque taste are linked to his childhood and how his mother used food as a distraction and coping mechanism? That could be reading too much into it, it could also be a performance Lucas does because he thinks it makes him appear sophisticated or some kind of non-verbal cue that demonstrates he knows “fine dining”.
Slight PL: He eats exactly like my severely autistic (like he’s completely nonverbal except for two or three words) cousin. He’s 26 or 27 now and basically has the fine motor skills of a three year old. That’s the only time I’ve seen anything close to the way Lucas eats and it’s actually really interesting to me specifically for that reason. I feel like it has to be tied to something related to his mental health but can’t quite put my finger on it.
 
Slight PL: He eats exactly like my severely autistic (like he’s completely nonverbal except for two or three words) cousin. He’s 26 or 27 now and basically has the fine motor skills of a three year old. That’s the only time I’ve seen anything close to the way Lucas eats and it’s actually really interesting to me specifically for that reason. I feel like it has to be tied to something related to his mental health but can’t quite put my finger on it.

Do you get "spectrum vibes" from watching him?
 
Slight PL: He eats exactly like my severely autistic (like he’s completely nonverbal except for two or three words) cousin. He’s 26 or 27 now and basically has the fine motor skills of a three year old. That’s the only time I’ve seen anything close to the way Lucas eats and it’s actually really interesting to me specifically for that reason. I feel like it has to be tied to something related to his mental health but can’t quite put my finger on it.
Do you get "spectrum vibes" from watching him?
About a year ago his therapist wanted for Lucas to be tested for autism. Lucas had a fit and said a "hard no".

 
About a year ago his therapist wanted for Lucas to be tested for autism. Lucas had a fit and said a "hard no".

Autism doesn't exist. Like mental illness.

All capitalist cock blocking strategies.

This says to me that Lucas feels threatened by a possible diagnosis, because he's afraid it'd be accurate.

He likes being on SSI, but hates not being taken seriously. He doesn't understand that his demonstrated psych issues are only one of many reasons no one takes him seriously.
 
Autism goes both ways. I'm autistic and misophonic, I'll seriously rage when I hear obnoxious sounds like open mouth chewing like Lucas does.
Same here, my friend. Same here.
ETA I don’t know if it’s necessarily spectrum vibes or just poor socialization as a child, maybe both. I think the stories about him as a kid not being included are pretty telling, though.
 
Hey Lucas, You can't block IRL that's why you're told to shut the fuck up faggot. Go ahead, spend your miserable days waddling up and down the streets, feeding your gluttony, smoking weed. No Girl in Spokane wants to look stupid by dating bottom of the barrel Lucas the Spokane Pedo Freak.

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Hey Lucas, You can't block IRL that's why you're told to shut the fuck up faggot. Go ahead, spend your miserable days waddling up and down the streets, feeding your gluttony, smoking weed. No Girl in Spokane wants to look stupid by dating bottom of the barrel Lucas the Spokane Pedo Freak.

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Typical Lucas fare. "I am broke, and old. People need to stop caring about this, because socialism and stuff. I won't stop trying to impregnate teens! You cannot stop me, Spokane, and I'll never leave."

I must imagine this song was playing in his head as he wrote that.


Gen Z, solidarity
She about 18 and ready to breed
Gen X, needing some sex, all herald Generation X
Seed and egg but you run away to the other grays
Bigotry on the left wing
Agephobia, classism, religionism,
And other assorted bigotries
You fucking Nazis
Gen Z, solidarity
Your Bible says respect your elders
And there you
BREEEEEEEED
stupidity

Lol don't ever shut the fuck up faggot.
 
Hey Lucas, You can't block IRL that's why you're told to shut the fuck up faggot. Go ahead, spend your miserable days waddling up and down the streets, feeding your gluttony, smoking weed. No Girl in Spokane wants to look stupid by dating bottom of the barrel Lucas the Spokane Pedo Freak.

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1. That's not what "denote" means" Lucas. But you use it incorrectly in speech all the time, so kudos for your consistency in using it incorrectly in your written screeds, as well.

2. You have nothing to do. Nothing. The only reason you even get out of bed is because the HOC forces you to, or to go gorge & smoke away your last few functioning brain cells.

3. You can't shame or threaten a woman into dating you willingly. This is so patently obvious, being a near contradiction in terms, but you're such a mong you've been trying to do it for years. It won't work.

4. No one is stopping you from getting dates but yourself. Women like accountable men. Not whiny little bitch boys.
 
The transcript from his "Woe my life is so hard" Instagram video:

"Good heavens, why is it so hard to get women to mate with me? Woe, my life is so hard. Gonna be at that 9 to 5 all fuck day pushing papers around my desk and sharpening pencils. How ever will you get your womanly needs met?"

Now... it seems like he is questioning the ability to please a woman of a working man... I find this hilarious coming from a guy that thinks violently, anally fisting a woman will result in her climax. He is a special kind of stupid.
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Maybe he should ask one of his buddies at the homeless shelter to cuddle.
 
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Warning for the majority of it being listening to him talk with his mouth full like the fucking pig he is.
Notice that he can be normal and civil around both waiters? Including the waiter at the casino who was a woman?

He CAN control himself. When he wants something, like food.

He CHOOSES to be horrible in his videos. When the man who complained about his volume in the park came up, or these waiters, he's all deference and polite.

Lucas is WILLFULLY horrible. Don't have sympathy for him based on his schizo condition, he's aware enough to not be horrible. When he acts insane, It's a narcissistic tantrum, not a psychotic fit.

He so obviously medicates with food. When binging and talking about food, he's all calm and superior.

He really is the most smug, detestable person I've ever seen.

Also: Lucas has always repeated himself, but he's been getting worse in this way. He repeats himself up to 4 times in a short video, and I dont even mean the usual shit he says, I mean repetition of even simple words and phrases. His brain is a sieve.

And Lucas?

No one is more bougie than you.
 
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Notice that he can be normal and civil around both waiters? Including the waiter at the casino who was a woman?

He CAN control himself. When he wants something, like food.

He CHOOSES to be horrible in his videos. When the man who complained about his volume in the park came up, or these waiters, he's all deference and polite.

Lucas is WILLFULLY horrible. Don't have sympathy for him based on his schizo condition, he's aware enough to not be horrible. When he acts insane, It's a narcissistic tantrum, not a psychotic fit.
Around women before this, he's acted similarly with disinterest even annoyed like he's the cool guy that doesn't desperately want to talk to her. A mask to hide what a pussy he is.

Lucas is in complete control of his emotions around others in all videos, even when Dan started the fight with him. I won't beat the dead horse on the schizo thing again, though.
 
Lucas, fat fuck:



Whenever Lucas has a dollar, he eats it. Or smokes it. That's why he needs a payee. And he is so smug about people who don't. Stupid fools with their vehicles and homes. They could eat shitty restaurant food all day. GREED MONGERS!

When lucas sees something he wants to fuck it, if he can't fuck it he eats it and if he can't eat it he pisses on it. For everything else theres the EBT card/tardbux Fits his mentality to a T

and speaking of things that fit lucas to a T.....I just came across this and it strikes me as something lucas would have invented. That he hasn't genuinely surprised me, after all it certainly fits with his palate

Behold: ranch gummy bears


Also, funny how with all this money he's had he hasn't brought up his supposed cross country adventure plans again. Either he forgot about it when he saw food (as he himself admits to doing whenever food is brought up., read into that what you will) or it was mush brained pothead lucas thinking out loud

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Notice that he can be normal and civil around both waiters? Including the waiter at the casino who was a woman?

He CAN control himself. When he wants something, like food.

That is literal dog behavior. Plenty of dogs will growl at you or do other shit to get across the 'fuck off human i'm busy/sleeping/etc..' across when they don't want to be bothered but the second you pull out some food they'll do a total 180 and be on their best behavior and act super nice because they want something. Lucas does exactly the same thing. He is literally functioning at the level of a barely sentient animal - a domesticated one at that
 
Notice that he can be normal and civil around both waiters? Including the waiter at the casino who was a woman?

He CAN control himself. When he wants something, like food.

He CHOOSES to be horrible in his videos. When the man who complained about his volume in the park came up, or these waiters, he's all deference and polite.

Lucas is WILLFULLY horrible. Don't have sympathy for him based on his schizo condition, he's aware enough to not be horrible. When he acts insane, It's a narcissistic tantrum, not a psychotic fit.

He so obviously medicates with food. When binging and talking about food, he's all calm and superior.

He really is the most smug, detestable person I've ever seen.

Also: Lucas has always repeated himself, but he's been getting worse in this way. He repeats himself up to 4 times in a short video, and I dont even mean the usual shit he says, I mean repetition of even simple words and phrases. His brain is a sieve.

And Lucas?

No one is more bougie than you.
Around women before this, he's acted similarly with disinterest even annoyed like he's the cool guy that doesn't desperately want to talk to her. A mask to hide what a pussy he is.

Lucas is in complete control of his emotions around others in all videos, even when Dan started the fight with him. I won't beat the dead horse on the schizo thing again, though.
He's in control in public places he knows he can't be the "real" Lucas. Inside he's boiling with rage, suppresses it for it'll get him thrown out/banned/get the police called on him. In places where he can be "himself" the rage comes to the surface. We've seen the "real" Lucas in his videos. He tries to cover his rage, what a despicable entity he is by do damage control "it's stage act/his comedy".
 
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