The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

If this game doesn't bomb, there is no justice in this world.
I don't think it will. The first game's got a massive playerbase and was one of the biggest games on PS3 and early PS4. It probably isn't going to do as well as it would have had this shit not leaked, but I doubt it's going to bomb.

One thing I forgot to mention: Is the guy banging the troon Manny? That is, Neil Druckman's self-insert? If so, this shit just got at least twenty times more fucked, and twenty times more fucking hilarious.
No, I think it's another character, Owen (I think that's his name, I can't keep track anymore).
 
Glad to see this is playing out exactly as expected, and Forbes is pointing out this game is a dumpster fire without even playing it by using the rest of the reviews out there.

I'm honestly shocked by how bad this seems to be.

I'm more shocked that no matter how many of these "get woke go broke" trash fires happens, these morons just keep getting woke and going broke. I mean have they not seen the flaming wreckage on this road? It's like the dead bodies on Everest and these idiots keep fucking that chicken anyway.
 
Breaking news from /v/, where I was fortunate(?) enough to see what's beneath Abby's shirt. God help us all.

Jesus wept.

In a sane world, the only reason this scene would exist would be to serve as a "sacrificial lamb" scene to distract the ESRB so they can keep the blood and gore while avoiding the AO rating (since the censors would be focused on a scene that's not actually meant to be in the game to begin with)

Movie directors and game designers alike used this trick all the time back in the day to avoid the X/NC-17/AO rating

But I get the feeling this is not the case.

At this point, @Secret Asshole is dead on the money with his analysis

That might even be why he made sure to get in touch with Anita as well.
Not to be a prude but what does a hardcore sex scene do to contribute to the game overall? There are many tasteful ways to depict a sex scene that doesn't rely on full frontal nudity of poorly designed breasts that are the sole result of titty skittles? A deep kiss and cut to black before seeing the characters under a blanket would convey the same romantic tone without resorting to hideous nude models that make the audience creeped out when they see them. From what I remember from the original leaks Ellie and her dyke girlfriend are just depicted in their underwear after their sex scene and it conveys the same lovers tone as this...eye gouging scene.

I think Druckmann is a sick human being and is just trying to go above and beyond in insulting his target audience in a way that puts Rian Johnson to shame.

And since it's designed to be as intentionally ugly and unappealing as possible, he won't get accused of being misogynist and probably won't even get an AO rating.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A TROON FOR REAL

This is golden. This is fucking golden. Not even early puberty female boobs look like that. What the fuck is wrong with you Neil? How is this in a AAA game? What did Anita say to you for it to get to this level?

This is how one of the most revered games in modern history dies, with golfing and troon sex :lit::lit::lit:

I think Anita probably didn't play into this decision at all.

Something this repulsive goes beyond mere "Anita-proofing" and into just straight up magical realm fetishist garbage on Druckmann's part

Unless Anita's finally realized she's done for in the gaming industry and used whatever pull she had left to get in touch with Jason Druckmann and be able to trigger and own the libs gamers one last time before moving onto the next grift.


This game is going to bomb badly, and it might be one of those flops that ends up killing woke media for good.

If this coincides with an MCU box office bomb, then maybe God hasn't truly abandoned us just yet.
 
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Because after she shoots him, Abby calls Joel by his full name. But the game doesn't explain how Abby knows that this is the one specific Joel she wanted to kill.

I still prefer my headcanon where she just hates everyone named Joel and is hunting them all down and killing them.
 
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The cucked asian dude gets killed by Abby too lmao

Didn't even give him a dignified death. Just open the door and a bullet to the eye like Michelle Rodriguez in Machete.

I still prefer my headcanon where she just hates everyone named Joel and is hunting them all down and killing them.

I mean, that is way funnier.
 
Also, Leonard literally has a brain disorder. In theory, he could tattoo on himself that he actually killed the guy. There is some hope for redemption there, even though the ending is that he manipulated himself into killing another John G.

Abby in theory has full mental faculties and no excuse. Also, Abby wanted to torture Joel and was upset that the group made her leave (because the group was about to be found).

I was going to mention Momento, but for the reason you mentioned, its not comparable. Leonard forgets constantly and basically needs something so he's not a complete vegetable for the rest of his life.

Abby's choice has no relation. She chose to murder because she is a serial killer. There's no other motivation for Abby to do what she does, nor does she even need to invent reasons to kill Joel. So while on the surface it seems comparable, its really not.
 
Part of that is to be expected since the type of story they are trying to tell is so different from a game like GTA, but most of it is just from the fact that Druckmann went out of his way to make all the characters in this game as shitty as possible.

Trevor is reprehensible in an entertaining way. Abbie is just some cunt with no apparent personality at all other than just being a cunt.

I don't think I've seen a single zombie yet in all the advertising I've witnessed.

Muh epic "humans are the real monsters" trope.
 
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The cucked asian dude gets killed by Abby too lmao
Given everything Abby has done to this point, killing Joel, killing Dinah's baby daddy, and forcing the player to watch a horrendous sex scene, it's insane the game lets her get away with everything. Why the fuck does this monster get to survive the end of the game?
 
It's hilarious how Swery actually made a likeable tranny protagonist in his budget as fuck 2d puzzle game but Druckmann couldn't with hundreds of millions.
That's cause Swery, who is also a Buddhist priest, doesn't give a fuck. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
Wait what - Deadly Premonition...2?

*googles*

OH MY GOD YES
Fuck everything else. Gaming is saved. Glad I bought a switch now.
But she identifies as a woman..so those are woman's tits.

ALSO WHY IS THERE A SEX SCENE IN THIS GAME AT ALL? We don't need sex scenes outside of Hentai games.
To remind people of the stuff with the things.

Let's be honest guys. It wasn't any sort of tranny sex. He was just helping abby dialate.
 
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