The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Übertroon]

Abby: How about my foot up your ass.
Owen: Hey, stop flirting.

Look Neil, you can't put your fucking fetishes into your story like that

 

[Richard29]

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Look at this picture of the Druckmann

Look at the guy fucking the tranny.

So he gets to piss on Joel's corpse and fuck the heroine in the asshole!

Mother fucker, TLOU2 is Druckmann putting his fantasies into a video game.

Exotic chick with big tits? Nah fam, we make them Smaller!

Ellie is now an adult. Instead of being a cute redhead, she's going to be looking like a man by the end of the game! And you can't have her boys, she's a lesbian?

Oh, she's angry at Joel because her life didn't have a purpose. Oh, wait, her immunity is caused by a conjoined twin? SO SHE'S ANGRY AT JOEL OVER NOTHING?! Well fuck.

Oh, no lesbian sex scenes for you! We'll even make sure she won't ever rock her baby momma with the shocker!

Oh yah, guess what? Lesbians are just as bad as white men. They'll abandon their newborn to go out and seek revenge for someone she'll never forgive for saving her from dying a purposeless death.

This is so bad that my wife, who watches RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE, pleaded that I never buy this game. Luckily for her, I was way ahead of her.

Druckman looks legit less cucked in this old picture of him... God knows what the future would have in store

 

[MeltyTW]

Druckman looks legit less cucked in this old picture of him... God knows what the future would have in store

I imagine a highly plotted trilogy detailing how he went from likable hero mirroring familiar characters but slowly losing his own soul and justification for his actions (ironically in a better less pretentious story than his own games)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

edit also with better stealth mechanics and more exciting pacing

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

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Fap...

 

[Skeletor]

This game ain’t right.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't his troon sex scene result in the game no being able to be sold due an A/O rating by the ESRB, I mean clothed sex that was left unused in GTA SA was enough to get it an A/O rating leading to it being pulled from stores

Sex scenes are allowed in M rated games as long as it isn't showing too much of the pinis and vagana. Standards have changed a lot since the Hit Coffee days.

Al-Beeb is lining up to tongue the game's balloon knot.

"Gaming just grew up" did it? Come on. Use your fucking loaf. Gaming has been grown up for 20+ years. Gabriel Knight. IHNMAIMS. Torment. System Shock. Baldur's Gate. And that's just off the top of my head.

Ew. Old games. That's basically the mentality of anyone who thinks games just now became more mature.

Spoiler: Late off topic sperging

That's true. I think he said that at a point in history when video games consisted of triangles that would shoot dots at squares on a black background. He probably assumed games were like this even when Crash Bandicoot was a thing.

He said it in 2010. Games like Silent Hill 2 and Shadow of the Colossus had been nearly a decade old by then. This wasn't the first time he was being a massive boomer about something popular with the youth.

In 1981, he whined about the second Friday the 13th being too violent.
Archive of the gaming article.
Archive of him ranting about young'uns enjoying a gory horror movie.

The games as art crowd is obnoxious. Doesn't mean Roger wasn't being dumb.

Journey is art, imo. It's a chill and often beautiful experience without having to murder a single puppy.

One could call the first Drakengard outsider art. It's been described as a masochistic experience because of how much it wants to tear the player down.

True art has a rhythm game as the final boss.

ESRB only exists to fuck with cool shit in Video Games. Tranny Sex Politics? E For Everyone

It exists to keep old people from banning Doom and Mortal Kombat. It isn't perfect, but better than the alternatives the government wanted in the 90's.

Remember 10 years we thought this was bad?
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(for the uninitiated, this is Tameem Antoniades, the head of Ninja Theory. Ninja Theory made DmC: Devil May Cry and the scenes you see are the initial redesign of Dante).

Congrats, Neil.
You've managed to surpass this asshole.

Those were the designs Capcom wanted. Early concept art showed a Dante that was pretty faithful to the original.

Capcom rejected anything resembling the core games. The way Ninja Theory treated angry fans was immature, of course. Tameem seems to have calmed down since then and even improved as a writer. Hellblade was pretty good.

 

[Richard29]

I imagine a highly plotted trilogy detailing how he went from likable hero mirroring familiar characters but ultimately slowly losing his own soul and justification for his actions (ironically in a better less pretentious story than his own games)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

edit also with better stealth mechanics and more exciting pacing

When the world go against you, you either fight or get cucked

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Game unlocks here in a couple hours. I lm slightly afraid of sleeping through the inevitable.

 

[DickMain]

The second screenshot looks like gay porn.

>implying it isn't gay porn

 

[Wall Street mole]

Spoiler: Horrid

Former Labour MP Tom Driberg, who was as gay as it gets, wrote in the 1930s of a sexual encounter he had with a somewhat malnourished young man:



Given that post apocalypse food will be at a premium, which do you think more likely.

TMfuckingI.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

>implying it isn't gay porn

To be fair, that was before the actual scene leaked. I didn't know how bad it truly was.

 

[MeltyTW]

When the world go against you, you either fight or get cucked

the world called for wetwork, and we went in dry

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

This is it lads and lasses we’re in the final stretch. I feel the same way I felt in the lead up to TROS

 

[Computer Guardian]

Of course, the same exact company that would sneak in a sex scene in some racing game of a franchise that people stopped caring about by the time of release would do the same thing with a guy and a tranny.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Game unlocks here in a couple hours. I lm slightly afraid of sleeping through the inevitable.

I got like 7 hours over here. The anticipation's killing me.

 

[Rotollo]

This is it lads and lasses we’re in the final stretch. I feel the same way I felt in the lead up to TROS

I will give the last of us this, the first game did introduce me to a banger, in honor of this series lack of a future for a while, I poor one out to it with this.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Okay, haven’t seen it mentioned yet.

Abby is not trans. However, her friend Levi IS trans.
His mother is part of the cult and he wanted to save her but then kills her instead because she was going to sacrifice Levi to the cult or something because he’s trans and the cult thinks being trans is a sin.

So to add to this...

Lev also gets to take his revenge and also lives and gets to go free.



EDIT: @T0oCoolFool posted a video below of proof.

 

[DumbDude42]

So abby was never actually confirmed to be trans, everyone here is just that obsessed with trannies

Ok sperg

Spoiler

Spoiler

>draw a boy
>call it a girl
bravo druckmann

 

[ExciteDyke]

Dilation minigames.

Well, sort of.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Imagine being ResetEra