The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[A Grey Cat]

The sex scene is making the ride to hell ones look dignified in comparison

 

[MeltyTW]

Helps me when I do the very hard puzzles myself. You can thank coronavirus lockdown for getting me hooked on them.

i recommend nonograms too

 

[Salubrious]

Druckmann botched his entire game what the fuck

https://twitter.com/JusticeKazzy_/status/1273680511559503873

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This is why pandering never works.

They put an entire story arc about Lev being trans in the game, but because the evil bigots deadnamed her, the entire game is bad.

If you are wondering why all characters in WOKE media are Mary Sues, there you go. Even the villains aren't allowed to deadname someone without reeeing.

 

[Cod of War]

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Druckmann lmao

Willingham is part of the cast so he's probably Owen but that would have been hilarious.

 

[Hitman One]

When I was growing up we have a vegetarian friend of the family who tried to wean her cat off meat. One of our friends was a biologist and explained patiently that cats are obligate carnivores and can't digest anything but meat. As he put it cats have a gut this long [separates hands by about a cat length] and thus don't have space for the extra steps needed to digest anything else. She gave it meat and potatoes and mixed them up. The cat carefully separated the meat from the potatoes and ate only the meat and the biologist dude laughed at her when she told him.

Now it seems to me that the rainbow flag/alphabet people crowd are trying to do something analogous. They know that most gamers are straight men and that straight men despise gay sex so they're trying to mix it in with the gameplay.

I'm not sure there's an equivalent strategy to separating the meat from the veg in this case though. You pretty much have to decline the whole meal.

Actually I suspect all meals are going to be poison to you if you've got a Sony system.





Archived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqvcdPhLe5c
https://archive.vn/uCGK9

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>you will see mandatory gay sex become a thing in your lifetime
Just as the Prophets warned us...

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Ok im doubleposting this specific one to cursedimages
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Its just....the eyes....

I think the worst part is that Anita's skin tone was shifted to match Abby's which makes the edit more seamless than it needed to be.

 

[Judge Holden]

i recommend nonograms too

I wish I could recommend a mammogram here but....alas....

Spoiler: *sad trombone noise*

 

[Paladin Derich]

Sony: Anime tiddies bad
Also Sony: Tranny sex scenes good

 

[FuckedUp]

Okay, finally got up to the sex scene...

What the fuck? How did that not get an AO rating? I've seen plenty of sex scenes in M-rated games before, but it's always

• shoulders-up or covered in bedsheets
• lying down
• just generic groaning and panting sounds

This looked like something you'd actually find on a porn site. Christ, imagine if you played this when you were nine.

 

[Hitman One]

Christ, imagine

It's almost as if this is part of the plan...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, its hard to decide what the funniest part of this is, but it has to be the self insert.

I'd bet that the majority of kids have wanted to star in their own video game. Some kids wanted to be a cool light saber kid, some kids wanted to be a cool martial artist who fights Ryu, some kids want to be that person who forms a party of heroes and slays a dragon.

And all this man wanted to do was butt fuck a big ugly tranny.

It'll never stop being funny.

 

[That Chris Guy]

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Gems from Twitter. Troy's is particularly dumb and tone deaf.

He should change his handle to, "Troy Baker is a Beta". Would be a lot more accurate that way.

I've been watching a playthrough and when they have you play Abby I seriously thought they were going to make you kill Joel. I just kept saying to myself "No, they wouldn't....would they?"

Making you fight him might have made it look fairer and more justifiable as self-defence in the proper context. As it stands, the mobbing and murder makes it look like just the opposite of that - cowardly and excessive.

 

[Ruin]

Just a reminder that you can get Tales of Berseria an actually good game about revenge starring a female protagonist for about $15

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Shit someone beat me to it? Not that it matters, but FUCK THAT ENDING.

 

[Table Country]

Opinions from the Indo-Leaf

 

[dismissfrogs]

If we went off that last user's logic Phil LaMarr shouldn't have voiced samurai jack.

what mocap work did doing that need

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Just saw the Joel scene in good quality for the first time including the lead-up to it. My god it's so much worse. Absolutely disgusting stuff.

Also fuck that fake cunt Pokimane, god damn.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Breaking news from /v/, where I was fortunate(?) enough to see what's beneath Abby's shirt. God help us all.

Spoiler

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Edit: For our friends coming in from the Happenings link (thanks for the mention, Null, very cool), you'll want to look at the page after this one for video evidence.

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[CDWLTY]

I mentioned this to my biggest gamer buddy and he had no idea about any of this game. He's been keeping his ears shut off, and didn't believe it when I said you're playing as the murderous tranny. Thankfully, this video helped show him the light. I finally cost Naughty dog $80 or whatever dumb pre-order price they want.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Hey guys, we got a shout out from Naughty Dog!