Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas said Goldaor is 22. I can't believe he didn't notice that he was actually on the first episode of the podcast.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I have to agree. I don't think he sees lucas for who and what he really is and just thinks hes some mentally ill dumbass who is down on his luck. He either doesn't see what hes essentially trying to enable, or he does and he is just as big of a creep as lucas is as a result

That said, regardless of which it is, lucas just sees him as a way to get his version of events out there in a way he thinks will bypass everything else the average person would otherwise find out about him and sees him as a source of resources he can exploit to his benefit. In that way the guy is overtly enabling an abusive creep and teaching him the lesson that not only can he get away with that kind of behavior but can manipulate others into supporting him and helping him do it

The whole think makes me question whether he is just as big of a creep as lucas and doing it to deliberately set lucas up to make it more likely he'll do something to someone so he can report on it and get clout, because I find it very hard to believe he could be aware of lucas and know enough about him to want to do these interviews while also not knowing enough about him to realize its a bad idea for everybody involved and without seeing lucas for who and what he really is

In short? Something is sketchy about this whole thing

Goldoar, whatever he's up to, isn't a Wernologist. And he suffers for it. His content is interesting inasmuch as he's gotten Lucas on the record commiting to bullshit. I'm suspicious of him, though, largely in the way you are.

The 2nd interview reeked of moralfaggotry and whiteknight shit. Encouraging Lucas to demonstrate self care and lose weight? Who do you think you're "interviewing," dude? You've done your research, really?

I recognize he walks a delicate line between access and content but I find it hard to listen to someone earnestly offer Lucas advice.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

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The 2nd interview reeked of moralfaggotry and whiteknight shit. Encouraging Lucas to demonstrate self care and lose weight? Who do you think you're "interviewing," dude? You've done your research, really?

I recognize he walks a delicate line between access and content but I find it hard to listen to someone earnestly offer Lucas advice.

Theoretically, it's admirable to offer help and advice but Lucas is so far down the road to ruin that there's simply no point in trying to redeem him whatsoever and I'm genuinely unsure as to why someone would even bother.
The only conclusion I can draw is that Goldaor hasn't really done his research on what a massive piece of shit Lucas is.
There's no putting out the trashfire that is the Wern, all we can do is stand round watching it burn and pointing out when a particularly amusing segment of detritus bursts into incandescence. To aim for more is madness.

 

[LeeLoo]

Let's hope the "dadbod" phenomena never reaches Lucas. We would get a combo of "here's my natural self" and "See? Ive got the bod to be a dad"

I also think that the few annoying trolls who kiss his MRSA infested fat ass on IG give him false hope. As we’ve mentioned here on several occasions, it takes one little compliment in a sea of fuck you Pucas for him to think he’s a sex God. One idiot in IG telling him he looks good in that yellow polo goes straight to his gourd head.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Goldaor seems like some kid trying to get internet clout and only knows enough about Lucas to realize he's an insane creepy pedophile joke, not all the deep lore in this thread.

My issue comes when you start giving Lucas free shit and money. Even if it's nominal, it builds up over time and with enough paypigs, and then you get the DSP dilemma. General rule: Never give lolcows money or any assets. Period.

 

[WonderWino]

The more lucas brags about being generation X and begs for food online the more I think people should just piss him off by sending him the generation X version of ok boomer

After all, OK cola is exactly the kind of thing that reminds me of people like lucas. Even the manifesto sounds like some bland version of something lucas would come up with with a very stereotypical generation X attitude toward it

I can see it now. Every time lucas say something stupid just reply 'ok soda' and say something generation X related and watch the fury build in his eyes

 

[Club Sandwich]

Lucas has been known to boast about his size. He compares himself to an NFL linebacker, and often references his dimensions when trying to show that he is not a bitch.

he's 6'1" probably. that's nothing worth bragging about, and being a 6'1" stack of diabetes and failure is especially not something worth bragging about. he's almost literally a skinny fat: no muscle, no toned skin, he's disheveled and unkempt half the time with crazy eyes and a weird bite/smile pattern. the attempts at over-emoting just makes his head stand out and not in a good way. about the only thing he had going for him was he has/had an okay jaw line, but without the body to back it up, it's just lost in the blubber.

Gaze upon it and touch the void.

is it just me or is his head weirdly sized compared to the fatbody lardsack he calls his "linebacker build"?

 

[Da Dude123]

Exactly! As is pointed out in this site about white knighting. "True lolcows do not accept advice.". And Lucas is a true lolcow, one of the truest ones ever! The next episode has potential for a chimpout with Lucas. Lucas, of course, believes he is plenty good, and the only reason he is not fighting off the zoomer baes is bigotry and cock blocks.

I give it to Goldoar that he is getting Lucas to talk and that is kind of funny. However, if he thinks he can help Lucas, he is in for a collasal disappointment. I could see Lucas getting pissed and screaming "fuck you, bigot. Get blocked!"

Goldoar, whatever he's up to, isn't a Wernologist. And he suffers for it. His content is interesting inasmuch as he's gotten Lucas on the record commiting to bullshit. I'm suspicious of him, though, largely in the way you are.

The 2nd interview reeked of moralfaggotry and whiteknight shit. Encouraging Lucas to demonstrate self care and lose weight? Who do you think you're "interviewing," dude? You've done your research, really?

I recognize he walks a delicate line between access and content but I find it hard to listen to someone earnestly offer Lucas advice.

 

[Particle Bored]

One idiot in IG telling him he looks good in that yellow polo goes straight to his gourd head.

For maybe a week. Then after wearing it for five days straight and still not getting any zoomer numbers, we get a video that includes "Stop saying im a king if you won't date me! Dont say you like my shirt if you won't give me your nunber! STOP LYING TO ME!"

 

[mothman96]

...ok.


Videos from today; I'm sure he'll post a bunch more before enforced lights out.

Starting approx at the 4:10 mark Lucas says "Goldaor will tear you a new one". Just saw the comment Goldaor made in response to that on your channel.

 

[FatherPucci]

I honestly don't think Goldaor is trying to help, I think he might be a better troll then we give him credit for. He gives Lucas advice which in turn exposes his hypocrisy, that is good content. Now we know for a fact he pisses himself so that is a point on his scoreboard. As far as inflating Lucas' ego, hate to say but it seems the only way to get a blimp to move is to blow hot air into it. You can tear him down all you want, but I think we all know that motherfucker is DELUSIONAL and will have made up a new story in his mind to justify it by sundown. However if you insist on pozloading my neghole, you're just going to get instant blocked the moment you say anything contrarian or that is to difficult to answer. Throw the retard softballs he might produce good content, which is what i'm speculating Goldaor is in the midst of. So if you are reading this, Sperg on, i'm looking forward to you pulling out the rug from my favorite Lolcow. You better not disappoint.

 

[LeeLoo]

I honestly don't think Goldaor is trying to help, I think he might be a better troll then we give him credit for. He gives Lucas advice which in turn exposes his hypocrisy, that is good content. Now we know for a fact he pisses himself so that is a point on his scoreboard. As far as inflating Lucas' ego, hate to say but it seems the only way to get a blimp to move is to blow hot air into it. You can tear him down all you want, but I think we all know that motherfucker is DELUSIONAL and will have made up a new story in his mind to justify it by sundown. However if you insist on pozloading my neghole, you're just going to get instant blocked the moment you say anything contrarian or that is to difficult to answer. Throw the retard softballs he might produce good content, which is what i'm speculating Goldaor is in the midst of. So if you are reading this, Sperg on, i'm looking forward to you pulling out the rug from my favorite Lolcow. You better not disappoint.

Completely agree with this. I don’t believe for a second that Goldie doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. He does read comments he knows will get under Lucas’s crusty skin, but he does coming from a place of “gee, so and so said this...what does this mean Lucas?” From there, the POS just digs his own hole.

 

[Wernology]

I honestly don't think Goldaor is trying to help, I think he might be a better troll then we give him credit for. He gives Lucas advice which in turn exposes his hypocrisy, that is good content. Now we know for a fact he pisses himself so that is a point on his scoreboard. As far as inflating Lucas' ego, hate to say but it seems the only way to get a blimp to move is to blow hot air into it. You can tear him down all you want, but I think we all know that motherfucker is DELUSIONAL and will have made up a new story in his mind to justify it by sundown. However if you insist on pozloading my neghole, you're just going to get instant blocked the moment you say anything contrarian or that is to difficult to answer. Throw the retard softballs he might produce good content, which is what i'm speculating Goldaor is in the midst of. So if you are reading this, Sperg on, i'm looking forward to you pulling out the rug from my favorite Lolcow. You better not disappoint.

I'm still reasonably sure he's openly trolling Lucas based 100% on the Facebook post he made after he got his first shout out (which would have confirmed Lucas was gullible as fuck, completely unaware, and delusional enough to think he had clout on social media) with, "WE DID IT REDDIT!"

If he is trolling, he's likely not going to admit it anywhere where Lucas might get wind of it as that'd ruin the fun.

If he's not trolling, he's definitely clout chasing with the wrong person or is almost bizarrely naive as, apart from trolling, having yourself associated with Lucas Werner is 100% a bad thing.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Naively clout chasing and trolling aren't mutually exclusive. Most folks have complex motivations. Not Lucas, of course: he's delightfully simple. Anyway,
engaging Lucas evinces naievity, troll or not.

If Goldoar is trolling Lucas by giving him goodies, and encouraging him to change his life so fatso cant go "No, I'm plenty good," that's a waste. He may've ass kissed his way to access and trust ("he'll rip you a new one!") but I'm not sanguine about what'll come of it. Who knows, Pt. 3 could be a savage ambush.

 

[AbraCadaver]

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You mean that fold?

Gaze upon it and touch the void.

FUCK YOU I’M TELLING NULL

(That ain’t the worst shot I’ve seen of it though...somehow it’s more terrifying when his shirt is open and ALL you see is the fold)

 

[teleméres69]

I'm pretty sure he's just fucking with Lucas for attention for his otherwise uninteresting podcast. He knows without Lucas nobody would give a shit about his content with how oversaturated the market is, and I'm pretty sure someone previously did link to a post on Facebook he made where he stated he'd become obsessed with Lucas after sending him money for junk food and finding out he's a legit schizo. Guessing he either deleted the post or made it hidden from Lucas. Either way it's fun to listen to Lucas throw his temper tantrums while he believes his new 'friend' will defend him

Naively clout chasing and trolling aren't mutually exclusive. Most folks have complex motivations. Not Lucas, of course: he's delightfully simple. Anyway,
engaging Lucas evinces naievity, troll or not.

If Goldoar is trolling Lucas by giving him goodies, and encouraging him to change his life so fatso cant go "No, I'm plenty good," that's a waste. He may've ass kissed his way to access and trust ("he'll rip you a new one!") but I'm not sanguine about what'll come of it. Who knows, Pt. 3 could be a savage ambush.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

"Need Help? I speak textbook" What a weird shirt to have picked.

 

[Da Dude123]

Must have been what was available in the donation bin in size 3x.

Starting approx at the 4:10 mark Lucas says "Goldaor will tear you a new one". Just saw the comment Goldaor made in response to that on your channel.

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"Need Help? I speak textbook" What a weird shirt to have picked.

 

[LeeLoo]

Must have been what was available in the donation bin in size 3x.

Oh man, only in Pucas’s MRSA infested Swiss cheese brain is “2X” something to brag about.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Must have been what was available in the donation bin in size 3x.

The shirt was most likely from a some college guy who was worked in the book store during the beginning of the semester. If karma exists, then it was donated by some flatbill linebacker.