Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Did you just explain the contradiction of Genasis 10:31 and 11:1 by saying that 11:1 happened before 10:31?! Is that your final answer?

Are you saying the Tower of Babel didn't happen but you and unnamed others found the one language (still no evidence for your claim) that was spoken before it happened? Is that your final answer?

"Basically because God didn't want a lot of people knocking on His doorpost." Wow! I AM debating this guy?

It's called humor, Brad. I'd say try it sometime but a lot of people here are laughing at you already.

I need to rethink spending my time here.

By all means, but we'd miss the fun we're having. Of course, we could always move this discussion to your forum so your followers could get involved. Oh, I forgot. You haven't got any!
 
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I AM right here. So the GOOD news is that GOD is not telling you to move into my spare bedroom. (This will be a BIG relief to my girlfriend.)
You are right here, so GOD is telling someone something? How is GOD telling anyone anything, unless you are implying you are Him? Claiming you are GOD is blasphemous, something you are intimately familiar with.

You will not get any contact information out of me. You will have to live with the knowledge that a higher authority than you, one older and wiser than yourself, has told me that false prophets lurk around every corner, and that I should not be lead astray by the likes of you.

Try not to choke on your ice cream, friend. :)
 
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Hey, friend. Go back to the bottom of page149. Did you see he quoted himself but attributed the quote to you? I'd get a screenshot of that if I were you. He edited one of my posts to make it look like I agreed with him. I called him out on it but of course he ignored it.
 
So, I just got back and let me say that
Yes. A=1, B=2...Z=26 is cryptography.

This is super autistic and here's why. First of all, it's not "cryptography", Brad. It's a cipher alphabet, which is a linguistic part of cryptography and therefore has no inherent mathematical or scientific value. Cipher alphabets are used to encode pre-conceieved messages so that other parties cannot read them. I could do the same thing with any number pattern and receive different results, which is why your 'theorem' is inherently meaningless. If you wanted to use 7_4 as a code, you could very well do this:

YOUARESUPERAUTISTICBRADWATSON

FOYHRIZUTLREBTMZTGIREKWEASSU
A shift cipher with '704' as the keyphrase, but as you can see that's obviously meaningless, and so you dont do that. Instead you take wild leaps with two numbers trying to prove that you're a god.
TL;DR: Proof or GTFO

Disclaimer: If I messed up a letter or two forgive me, I was encoding it in my head.
 
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Hey, friend. Go back to the bottom of page149. Did you see he quoted himself but attributed the quote to you? I'd get a screenshot of that if I were you. He edited one of my posts to make it look like I agreed with him. I called him out on it but of course he ignored it.
I think I will take you up on your advice, friend of mine. :) I think that Brad Watson is the sort of person who'd deeply, deeply hate to admit that he was wrong about anything ever, and is not above falsifying the record to attempt such.
 
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Don't confuse GOD and God-incarnate. I "will not get any contact information out of me" because there is none - you lied about ever talking to this guy if he even exists? You will have to live with the knowledge that a higher authority than you or anyone else in this universe has Judged you.

We are not friends and my ice cream sandwich was delicious because I didn't get it from TheIceCreamMan who over-charges and keeps playing Happy Birthday and frigin' Pop Goes The Weasel ad nausem.
 
Don't confuse GOD and God-incarnate. I "will not get any contact information out of me" because there is none - you lied about ever talking to this guy if he even exists? You will have to live with the knowledge that a higher authority than you or anyone else in this universe has Judged you.

We are not friends and my ice cream sandwich was delicious because I didn't get it from TheIceCreamMan who over-charges and keeps playing Happy Birthday and frigin' Pop Goes The Weasel ad nausem.
Someone is starting to take this a tad personally no?
 
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Don't confuse GOD and God-incarnate. I "will not get any contact information out of me" because there is none - you lied about ever talking to this guy if he even exists? You will have to live with the knowledge that a higher authority than you or anyone else in this universe has Judged you.

We are not friends and my ice cream sandwich was delicious because I didn't get it from TheIceCreamMan who over-charges and keeps playing Happy Birthday and frigin' Pop Goes The Weasel ad nausem.
There is no distinction between God and God-Incarnate. They are two words that mean the same thing: an overriding, omnipotent being of unearthly, indeed, Divine power. Power you do not possess, and never will. You have no authority over anything, including, it seems, your own mind. I say this because your mental illness is real, and your writings are all the proof of it we require.

I'm so sad to have met you, Mr. Watson, even in such a setting as this. Tell me, do any of your church friends know that you believe yourself to be the divinity? Not merely a holy spirit, but THE holy spirit? I do not believe they do.

The few who you've undoubtedly told, tell me, have they had that look in their eyes? You know the one I'm talking about. You are intimately familiar with it, I'm certain. That sad, wistful look? The one that says "there but for the grace of God go I?" The one that speaks volumes without uttering a sound, and as you gaze upon it you know that they aren't judging you so much as feeling sympathy for someone who cannot distinguish fantasy and flights of fancy from the real life, the reality we all inhabit. I imagine it's similar to the look I have on my face right now, as I type this. The knowledge that I am witnessing, in real time, someone with such promise throwing away their life on something so spurious as these delusions of grandeur.

Life is a precious gift, Mr. Watson. If you choose to waste it on these silly pursuits then that is your business. I know that your beliefs shall not be vindicated, and that is truly saddening to me.

Good luck out there, ok?
 
Synchronism: 4/25/15 21:08 "I just got a few symbols - nothing intelligible." - Lt. Uhura on Star Trek, Journey To Babel (1967) on MeTV

Yes, it's a cipher alphabet, which is a linguistic part of cryptography and it has much inherent mathematical and scientific value. Cipher alphabets are used to encode pre-conceived messages so that other parties cannot understand them. You can't do the same thing with any number pattern and receive the same results, which is why my algorithm/code of GOD=7_4 is inherently most meaningful. For example...

The ancients observed 7 moving objects74 in the heavens74: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. These are now known as the* 7 Classical Planets; http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_planet . The ancients also recognized 4 lunar phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each. They observed the three most recognizable constellations: Orion the Hunter with its 7 stars & 4 making up its shoulders and feet, Big Dipper with its 7 stars & 4 in its ladle, and the Little Dipper's 7 stars & 4 in its ladle. Etc.


*Synchronism: 4/25/15 21:16 "GOD has a plan for each of us" - Christian Mingle ad on MeTV 21:21 "But I can't decode this transmission. There's no known pattern..." - Spock (Wow! That was a BIG one!!)

Everyone,

Genasis74 is the correct spelling of the first book of the Torah and Bible. I will try to correct anyone's misspelling of it here.
 
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Enough is enough, Brad. Your refusal to take me up on my simple Bible code challenge leads me to believe you are a charlatan when it comes to knowledge of the Scripture. But I'm willing to give you another chance. Here's the quote again:

This is the man Yesha‘yahu was talking about when he said,
“The voice of someone crying out:
‘In the desert prepare the way of Adonai!
Make straight paths for him!’”

You know it's in Matthew. Bible birthday code puts the month first, so you know it's in the first 12 chapters. I already told you that if you know what "man" the verse is referring to then you'll have a pretty good idea of where to find it.

I will give you until 10:00 EDT to tell me my birthday -- that's about 30 minutes. If you cannot do it by then, everyone here will know that you are not the Bible scholar that you claim to be.

Ready? Set? GO!!!
 
Synchronism: 4/25/15 21:31 "Imagine loving your numbers." - ad on MeTV

tarot=74=T20+A1+R18+O15+T20
occult=74=O15+C3+C3+U21+L12+T20
 
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Synchronism: 4/25/15 21:34 "I suggest his mind has been pre-conditioned as part of a plan." - Spock

Adamska,

621311 25021.

There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, nonlocal cause-and-effect, design and alignment.

Ruin,

You will receive exactly what you deserve for the rest of your life. Then your eternal soul in its reincarnation as non-human animal will continue to receive the karma you have created here. This universe is just.
 
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Translation of sperg speech: FUCK Y-BA

Since you can't bother to use a proper decoder and keep arbitrary letters.

Once again, contain your rambling garbage that has less meaning that that one Puerto Rican guy we have on here to one post pls.
 
I'm saddened, Brad, no impotent judgment for me, the one who denies your omnipotence?

47+123+3F4+45+U7A

Have fun figuring that one out.
 
Technically, though, God would have eight fingers since we all have eight fingers and two opposable thumbs. I really don't know if God has thumbs or, if he does, whether or not they're opposable.
Wow! I AM really wasting my time here.
 
Everyone,

Genasis74 is the correct spelling of the first book of the Torah and Bible. I will try to correct anyone's misspelling of it here.

"I'm the only person in the world that spells it this way, so I must be right!" Seriously, Brad, that's what you're saying here.

Synchronism: 4/25/15 21:31 "Imagine loving your numbers." - ad on MeTV

All right, I probably shouldn't feed your delusions like this but you need to know the difference between synchronism and coincidence. Last night, just for fun, I googled the number 74. There were 4,040,000,000 results. I skimmed through the pages and my eye caught a heading: "74 E Elm St". It was about a house sold in Chicago. E5+E5+L12+M13+S19+T20=74. Now, was this synchronism or a coincidence? I trust you've heard of Merriam-Webster? Their dictionary is a standard book in virtually every school in the country. So I checked their website.

Synchronism:
"1 the quality or state of being synchronous : simultaneousness
2 chronological arrangement of historical events and personages so as to indicate coincidence or coexistence; also : a table showing such concurrences"
Coincidence:
"1 a situation in which events happen at the same time in a way that is not planned or expected
2 the occurrence of two or more things at the same time
3 the state of two or more things being the same"

What happened to me, and everything you've been declaring a synchronism, are coincidences.

I will now sit here and wait for you to tell me that Merriam-Webster is wrong.

By the way, you have five minutes left on my challenge. Here's a HUGE hint: Yesha'yahu is Elijah.

Quick! Grab that Concordance!
 
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