The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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So I was poking around through the credits and discovered that Boomerpunch is both voiced and mocapped by Travis Willingham. Gotta love how they got the biggest Chad that's ever set foot in Naughty Dog studios to play the biggest Chad in the game.

Also the fact that Laura Bailey probably had to watch her husband deck the little Asian shota over and over again during filming is absolutely hilarious to me.
 
Just think. There's people (mainly Journalists) out there who think this disgusting piece of anti art is even comparable to games such as Final Fantasy 8, Halo: CE and Metal Gear Solid. I despise the current state of the gaming industry.
Nah, the comparisons to Schindler's List was where things were getting way too pretentious.
 
Nah, the comparisons to Schindler's List was where things were getting way too pretentious.
No, him getting mad that people thought comparing it to Schindler's List was stupid was the peak pretentiousness.

“How dare you not compare my edgy zombie revenge game to one of the greatest films in history!”
 
Ellie doesn’t know what an ice cream truck is or get it’s purpose, but she knows what a bigot is.
She shouldn't even know what a dyke is.

My (Soviet) mom only found out about oral sex from a cheap women's magazine after she hit 40 and was utterly disgusted (she only knew references to oral sex as an outrageous demeaning insult; whoever actually sucked cock or licked pussy should be locked in a madhouse for life). She never bought another women's magazine that wasn't strictly cooking or sewing/knitting.

if Cuckmann wanted to be "progressive!!!11!", this was a good opportunity to portray a society and a romance freed from the constraints of gender and identity politics.

Survivors are not going back to preindustrial exploitation, they have tools and zombies. Slaves would be a drain on the community, because people need to work at maximum efficiency to feed themselves. Having slaves do menial labor or pointing guns at well-equipped slaves would destroy efficiency. People are very mobile and very capable, they can just up and leave if they don't like you, and you all will need to up and leave from time to time if there's a zombie horde heading your way. No one is afraid of the uncertainty of leaving. There's no central authority catching runaway "peasants" and no tribal barriers.

And survivors are not going back to preindustrial sexism. There's no mass media anymore. No advertising, no Hollywood, no onlyfans. A new generation of free people who didn't have to unlearn selfishness. Raw strength doesn't matter much: a man is still only two eyes and two hands but needs more food. Children would be precious and women would be lauded for giving birth. There could even be mostly wholesome "poly" families (a lesbian, her wife, their baby's father, and his wife). A zombie apocalypse is a more realistic setting for an anarchocommie fantasy than even post-scarcity.

But we got a gym rat troon. Yay.
 
Btw, a Reddit user who shares in our dislike for the game made a post detailing why some still defend it:


There might be some accuracy to this assessment. I've never been able to get truly invested in the story of a video game. My brain simply doesn't work that way. It's different with movies for some reason.
 
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I've never been able to get truly invested in the story of a video game.

Deadly Premonition was the first game that made me invested in the story. Yes, the graphics & gameplay is awful but the story is so weird & unusual that I couldn't help but get emotionally attached to it and the characters.

People should play Deadly Premonition instead of TLOU2.
 
And survivors are not going back to preindustrial sexism. There's no mass media anymore. No advertising, no Hollywood, no onlyfans. A new generation of free people who didn't have to unlearn selfishness. Raw strength doesn't matter much: a man is still only two eyes and two hands but needs more food. Children would be precious and women would be lauded for giving birth. There could even be mostly wholesome "poly" families (a lesbian, her wife, their baby's father, and his wife). A zombie apocalypse is a more realistic setting for an anarchocommie fantasy than even post-scarcity.

But we got a gym rat troon. Yay.

No, but what you might get is a return to more normal understanding of the difference of the sexes in which women will be kept back for their ability to make more people, and will generally be kept away from increasingly dangerous jobs or would be put to tasks in which finer motor skills are a requirement.

Things like seam-stressing, sewing, weaving, pottery making and other jobs which are vital to the wider community... and can be done practically anywhere.

Meaning as their jobs could be done, say, at home, they can double duty cooking meals for the wider family (or even families) and keeping an eye on the children.

The men meanwhile, needing higher calories will also be more active and be able to use their superior strength for construction, woodwork, stonemasonry, construction of defences, food growing etc etc.

Only problem is, you can hear the screeching of the anarchies as I've just described TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND FAMILY REEEEE.

Even though there's a fucking reason the majority of human history has been built like this.
 
Dunkey has always been retarded so this shouldn't really suprise anyone. Didn't he get butthurt when he signed a contract to shill some games then didn't get paid when his videos were nothing but shitting on the games?

Stupid nigger also got caught placing misleading or out of place footage of a game (Bravely Default, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Octopath Traveler) to prove a specifically autistic point or conjure up one that didn't exist/make said autistic point look worse, with Xenoblade Chronicles 2 being the most egregious example; complaining about Anime tiddies and Rex's VA despite the free Jap voice dlc being advertised on the main menu lul.

Also continues to buy and review Anime RPGs despite saying in his Persona 5 review that he hates Anime RPGs, then just don't..buy..them?
 
I like how Dunkey specifically mentioned that people should like Joel's death, because it gives Ellie impetus to track down his killer, but then doesn't mention the ending. HMMMMM.
Once again Dunkey misses the point. People expected Joel to die, but not in the dumbest, least characteristic way possible. That's what makes his "serious" reviews come off as goofy and pointlessly contrarian; he's shit at analyzing story beats and characters but insists on doing it.

"WhY iS cLoUd So AwKwArD?" He's fucking brain damaged and his memories are false, dude.
 
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