Containment What If?

What if Chris's parents were willing to shell out the money to get him decent clothes and haircuts. And how would that carry to the Chris of today?
 
What if Chris was in quicksand?

A problem.

What if Chris and Barb were in quicksand?

A bigger problem.

What if Chris, Barb and Bob were in quicksand?

Problem solved.

What if Chris's parents were willing to shell out the money to get him decent clothes and haircuts. And how would that carry to the Chris of today?

He'd still be same old Chris, but just a notch less ugly.
 
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What if Chris was able to fuck someone like Kate Upton somehow?
How do you know he's not?

What if Chris was the reason we haven't heard from Yawning Sneasel on this thread in so long? Has he kidnapped our leather clad rodent?
 
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what if Chris earned a trophy or ribbon? even for just participation, they give all kinds of participation awards to special needs kids but we have no record him even earning anything like that
 
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He'd diddle the cats!

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What if Chris drank a love potion that made him fall in love with the first person he saw, and that person just happened to be Michael Snyder?
 
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