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Wtf? How is this an appropriate caption right now?
Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024
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It's really convenient for him that she was already unconscious when he got there, it means he can tell her whatever story he wants. She's decidedly to doggedly believe him over her children every single time and he knows it, so the truth is whatever he says it is.
If he really is obsessively keeping records with timestamps of every treatment and every visitor, it strikes me less as the behavior of a loving spouse, and more as someone who's hoping for a big fat malpractice payout. Not only has she had 2 massive strokes in the last couple weeks, she has a particularly nasty and lethal type. When she has another stroke in a week while the kids are at Grandma's/Dad's, he'll just happen to have left right beforehand, on foot, to the grocery store a mile up the road. I think it's become pretty clear to him in the last couple days that his best life at this point involves Heather being six feet underground.
He'll make sure to not make it home with a wagon full of canned vegetables until she's nice and stiff. And then, oh look, he has ALL THIS MATERIAL to give to a lawyer... and to cry about on Twitter for asspats and pity bux.
I also think he's going to start "asking his father about depersonalization symptoms" because he's going to do a 180 on Daddy being evil and move back up to Chicago. A lonely drunk is going to let Zach do whatever the fuck he wants, especially a Zach who's "grieving" the loss of his wife just like Daddy is.
If he really is obsessively keeping records with timestamps of every treatment and every visitor, it strikes me less as the behavior of a loving spouse, and more as someone who's hoping for a big fat malpractice payout. Not only has she had 2 massive strokes in the last couple weeks, she has a particularly nasty and lethal type. When she has another stroke in a week while the kids are at Grandma's/Dad's, he'll just happen to have left right beforehand, on foot, to the grocery store a mile up the road. I think it's become pretty clear to him in the last couple days that his best life at this point involves Heather being six feet underground.
He'll make sure to not make it home with a wagon full of canned vegetables until she's nice and stiff. And then, oh look, he has ALL THIS MATERIAL to give to a lawyer... and to cry about on Twitter for asspats and pity bux.
I also think he's going to start "asking his father about depersonalization symptoms" because he's going to do a 180 on Daddy being evil and move back up to Chicago. A lonely drunk is going to let Zach do whatever the fuck he wants, especially a Zach who's "grieving" the loss of his wife just like Daddy is.
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The mask really emphasizes how sunken and unhealthy his eye hollows are.
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It's obviously sarcasm.
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Ha. Awkwardly including the ring in the “woe is me” photo. 10/10 scum.
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That doesn't mean it's not in bad taste.
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I've never seen a MET/RR button which isn't labelled "emergency", and staff usually explain to family what it's for because it's the quickest way to summon an emergency response when shit gets real.
The staff must absolutely loathe him by now. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they're talking about him.
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Can you give me the Facebook link? I can't find the story on the ZJemptv Facebook account.
Striatal capsular hemorrhage is typical of stroke; cerebral venous-sinus thrombosis isn't.
His mind at ease, Zach retweet lots of gender bullshit, and his interest in the corona is renewed:
Not to mention...
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Think if you will of how much scientific information Zach looks up and spergs about when it comes to nootropics or psych meds or intersex conditions or space stuff...and see how totally absent all that is here. He's not looking up information about her conditions or spending his evening trying to find good specialists to help her recover. He's repeating back information from doctors but taking no initiative in terms of learning about how to help stroke survivors or anything.
He's not planning on sticking around after this is over.
He's not planning on sticking around after this is over.
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He's also been retweeting stuff on his porn account. Nothing says true love like checking out some dude's asshole on Twitter while your wife is lying in a hospital bed fighting for her life. How romantic. 
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Why do you think her mom views Zach with anything other than absolute detestation?
At least it covers up those nasty-ass yellow/gray chompers and insufferable troon smirk.
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100%. Even if Heather's mother liked Zach, which I really doubt, Zach is not interested in putting the amount of effort into life that would mean she kept liking him for very long. His MIL hasn't been brain-washed by the cult, she doesn't have Heather's motivations to put up with it.
No, Zach has to find a way to get out of this situation without being the bad guy. You can't sling accusations of abuse/transphobia at a woman who's in a hospital bed with brain damage. If he had a job he'd already be gone, but he needs something to tell the crowd that's going to be an acceptable excuse to publicly ditch his helpless disabled wife and the two children he insists he "mothers". Assuming, of course, she's so selfish that she won't cooperate and tragically die in the next few weeks while half the internet's dumbest trannies still have $2/mo/e burning a hole in their pockets.
Scooping up a bunch of Patreon/GFM pitybux and getting the hell back out of Florida HAS to be the plan, so this should be a highly entertaining couple months of peak Zach gymnastics.
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And it'll probably take a meteor to vanquish his habit of using his ass as a storage locker.
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All that estrogen and yet that hairline...
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You can tell he's doing that fucking smirk beneath the mask...
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Zack’s been “eating off” of her for a long time, now. But not eating her out because then she would be in the hospital for some horrible gynecological problem.
Him not researching her illness isn’t that surprising considering how unbelievably selfish he is. He doesn’t care what’s wrong with her because he can’t use it to get himself prescribed brain melting drugs, and because, more poignantly, he doesn’t care about her. If she gets better, he’ll expect those 70 hour work weeks back, and if she doesn’t, he’ll either bleed her for disability for the rest of her miserable life, or jump ship to some other doormat. His cries of “My poor sweet Heather!” is the lamprey’s lament that it has to find a new fish to latch onto.
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OTOH, it hides the teeth, so it's a wash.
One way to deal with stress is to do something familiar. In this case something familiar is ... what y'all said.
The likeliest hypothesis I've heard here so far. We'll see.
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What's amazing to me is that he hasn't spent even one instant of the time he's at home trying to get employment lined up. I understand wanting to be with Heather as much as possible and I think ZJ is being a good spouse by spending time with her. But if he has time to retweet porn, he has time to tweet a link to his YouTube channel and ask people to subscribe for when he starts posting videos again. Or, he has time to ask his followers if anyone knows anyone who can help hook him up with a job once things have settled down. Something.
I'm sure he has a follower whose friend is a manager at a nearby restaurant or something and could use a dishwasher. 21.8k people is a lot of people.
If I were in this position, even if my spouse could return to work, I wouldn't want her to. I'd let Heather be the one whose only job was to give me a bagel before work. Jesus.
I'm sure he has a follower whose friend is a manager at a nearby restaurant or something and could use a dishwasher. 21.8k people is a lot of people.
If I were in this position, even if my spouse could return to work, I wouldn't want her to. I'd let Heather be the one whose only job was to give me a bagel before work. Jesus.
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He wouldn't need that smirk if he'd just fix his teeth.
Uh oh. Looks like Heather might be improving. Maybe that is why Zach's latest posts haven't been quite as chipper.