Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Ilmseil]

The only way out of this at all for him honestly IMO is the same thing every major pedowood prostitute does when it comes out they've been raping children for decades: A total rebranding ala "I choose now to live as a gay man". Like someone else suggested, if I were Rich, I'd delete the accounts of every single mod and admin, open registration for free for a few days and announce it on Dick's show, make some spiel simultaneously downplaying and ignoring the abuse and trying to segue it/blame it partly on leftist politics and how it's my fault the overton window slanted so far, I've always been a hands-off Libertarian kind of guy who just wanted the forums to evolve naturally but clearly I missed the window and the culture there jumped the shark.

Then simply allow in every shitlord on 4chan/SS/KF to go hog fucking wild with the only stipulation being "nothing illegal in the USA is allowed" and then let the right wing death squads do what comes natural. Then try to restore some semblance of sanity after a few weeks/months with gradually more structure and rules until you had working and sane forums again.

As far as I can tell, LowT has always been a Libertarian dunce who was pretty right leaning on a lot of shit, and whenever he would make leftist or SJW supporting posts it always struck me as that "how do you do fellow leftists" meme and he was just trying to go with the flow because he didn't want to piss off the people keeping him in GTRs, booze and pills. What the fuck does he have to lose at this point?

I know he won't do any of this, but that's just my thought experiment.

 

[soy]

he could just say he's sorry, go to rehab and try to become a halfway not piece of shit for the sake of his kids and get a normal easy job and live like a normal person

but that's definitely not happening lol

 

[Shaka Brah]

The only way out of this at all for him honestly IMO is the same thing every major pedowood prostitute does when it comes out they've been raping children for decades: A total rebranding ala "I choose now to live as a gay man". Like someone else suggested, if I were Rich, I'd delete the accounts of every single mod and admin, open registration for free for a few days and announce it on Dick's show, make some spiel simultaneously downplaying and ignoring the abuse and trying to segue it/blame it partly on leftist politics and how it's my fault the overton window slanted so far, I've always been a hands-off Libertarian kind of guy who just wanted the forums to evolve naturally but clearly I missed the window and the culture there jumped the shark.

Then simply allow in every shitlord on 4chan/SS/KF to go hog fucking wild with the only stipulation being "nothing illegal in the USA is allowed" and then let the right wing death squads do what comes natural. Then try to restore some semblance of sanity after a few weeks/months with gradually more structure and rules until you had working and sane forums again.

As far as I can tell, LowT has always been a Libertarian dunce who was pretty right leaning on a lot of shit, and whenever he would make leftist or SJW supporting posts it always struck me as that "how do you do fellow leftists" meme and he was just trying to go with the flow because he didn't want to piss off the people keeping him in GTRs, booze and pills. What the fuck does he have to lose at this point?

I know he won't do any of this, but that's just my thought experiment.

I don't even think it would make the boards more sane, but that would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Frank N Berry]

I know he won't do any of this, but that's just my thought experiment.

I like this idea. The current user base isn't going to accept any apology, rehab, or penance. Either sell the whole thing or try to appeal to a new group.

I don't even think it would make the boards more sane, but that would be fucking hilarious.

This too.

 

[Ilmseil]

I don't even think it would make the boards more sane, but that would be fucking hilarious.

Well, my thinking is that he only pretended to be a lefty because he knew that would keep the money coming, as long as he was "Acceptable" to them. That ship has fuckin' sailed lol

e: He could even get away with at least partially playing himself up to be the real victim in all this. "Yeah Dick, in the space of one afternoon this crazy chick who I was supporting as I thought she was an aspiring businesswoman, won't lie, we had a thing going on too, wow my mistake there hehe, well she was trying to make it on her own, anyways, she moves in and then she gets drunk and tells me she's going to ruin my life for some imagined slight. She makes up some bizarre bipolar schizo lie about me beating her or whatever and before I can literally get a word in edgewise in my defense, the crazy lefties on the forums cancelled me. That's the sad culture we live in nowadays. We saw it with Kavanaugh, Trump, countless other public figures. It's sad, Dick, but that's the world we live in."

 

[Gangster Talk]

Completely burning down SA and telling everyone to go fuck themselves is the only thing Lowtax could do that would be worthy of any respect at this point. The other option is let his >20 year old creation go and allow it to live on hating him and smearing his name. Everyone hates him anyway, he could at least do something funny about it.

 

[White Devil]

I think we all know, despite our theories and suggestions on what a reasonable person would do, that this is only going to end in Lowtaxs self destruction and that he will do absolutely nothing to actually help himself. Because he doesn't know how.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I think we all know, despite our theories and suggestions on what a reasonable person would do, that this is only going to end in Lowtaxs self destruction and that he will do absolutely nothing to actually help himself. Because he doesn't know how.

Like I said earlier, he's too lazy to even blow things up spectacularly.

 

[Back me up!]

The only way out of this at all for him honestly IMO is the same thing every major pedowood prostitute does when it comes out they've been raping children for decades: A total rebranding ala "I choose now to live as a gay man". Like someone else suggested, if I were Rich, I'd delete the accounts of every single mod and admin, open registration for free for a few days and announce it on Dick's show, make some spiel simultaneously downplaying and ignoring the abuse and trying to segue it/blame it partly on leftist politics and how it's my fault the overton window slanted so far, I've always been a hands-off Libertarian kind of guy who just wanted the forums to evolve naturally but clearly I missed the window and the culture there jumped the shark.

Then simply allow in every shitlord on 4chan/SS/KF to go hog fucking wild with the only stipulation being "nothing illegal in the USA is allowed" and then let the right wing death squads do what comes natural. Then try to restore some semblance of sanity after a few weeks/months with gradually more structure and rules until you had working and sane forums again.

As far as I can tell, LowT has always been a Libertarian dunce who was pretty right leaning on a lot of shit, and whenever he would make leftist or SJW supporting posts it always struck me as that "how do you do fellow leftists" meme and he was just trying to go with the flow because he didn't want to piss off the people keeping him in GTRs, booze and pills. What the fuck does he have to lose at this point?

I know he won't do any of this, but that's just my thought experiment.

I mean....I would WANT something like that to happen but that would require forethought and planning and that is something at this point I don't think Lowtax is capable of. But what do I know, I never thought in a million years he was would even entertain selling the SomethingAwful LLC.

 

[northstar747]

Chris gains but with lowtax

 

[AnOminous]

I feel like this has been the best 3 days in SA history since that time Lowtax beat his wife and intimidated her with his retired DA mother to go in to hiding at a local women's shelter

or the time Shmorky's methed up girlfriend went ballistic after having him withold her meds for weeks and screamed at him while he pretended to whimper in his faggy lil klurf voice

or when Shrmork go MeToo'd be a 15 year old

or when the mods knew

or anything on FYAD FYAD LOL, like when the one goon tried to leave his wife for a 19 year old goth chick, but got arrested for not having car insurance so she had a two girl on 7 guy gangbang at the hotel they were hosting the goon meet at so he called her a whore and melted down for a month

And to think some people say that SA can't bring the laughs any more.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Not even the most pathetic part. He had a legit super pretty wife and she left his goony looking ass over all his dumb nerd shit and immediately remarried some buff dude and started dropping out kids while Woodchuck got in to fights on SA about Disney cartoons

Ackshually it was The Finn (Greg Cugino) whose hotwife left him for a Chad. Woodchuck ended up marrying a fat nerd girl and we retracted the duckfiction because it turned out he didn't write it. So in a way Woodchuck is better off than The Finn.

The website "Smile and act nice" is victorious in the huggles war after a long attrition campaign.

Damn nigga that is an oldschool deep cut!

 

[AnOminous]

Memorial Post for thatdamnjew and FYAD boneyard - The Something Awful Forums

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Memorial Post for thatdamnjew and FYAD boneyard - The Something Awful Forums

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I love how every single post in that thread remotely critical of the druggies who pimped this shit was instabanned. Goons were absolutely pathetic even then.

I feel like it's time to check in on Bread and Rose's sex pest problem. It was nice of them to waive the "$10 donation" to read their forums during these troubling times like true commies should.

How come only troons ever use that shitty avatar generator?

Freed from the tyranny of Lowtax the users of SA are free to eat each other alive, even before Jeffrey officially takes over. That's probably been the funniest thing to me the past few days, watching people dig all these old pointless grudges up.

There was a full 10 minutes or so of "it's been an honor posting with you all" before they decided to start trying to gouge each other's eyes out over years old barely remembered slights and calling each other Nazis for merely being a socialist and not an outright communist.

 

[proteus4994]

Off topic, but I noticed the GBS thread on Reddit is titled “Reddit: where there is only 2 genders but like 7 different types of pedophile” which is legitimately hilarious

 

[Coolio55]

Off topic, but I noticed the GBS thread on Reddit is titled “Reddit: where there is only 2 genders but like 7 different types of pedophile” which is legitimately hilarious

It's even funnier when you realize they're just as upset at the fact that there's only 2 genders as they are at the fact that reddit is a paedo haven.

 

[Shaka Brah]

How come only troons ever use that shitty avatar generator?

And how did they find it? Who goes around making paperdolls who isn't a 15 year old girl.

 

[TiggerNits]

Off topic, but I noticed the GBS thread on Reddit is titled “Reddit: where there is only 2 genders but like 7 different types of pedophile” which is legitimately hilarious

SA is just the opposite. 7 genders ranging from troon to ultra gross super fat cat lady. But the only pedophiles are mods and goons

 

[Fcret]

And how did they find it? Who goes around making paperdolls who isn't a 15 year old girl.

Surprisingly common in troon circles. The first stage of transitioning is imagining yourself as the gender you feel you should be, and in the old days therapists would have you draw pictures of how you imagine yourself to gauge dysphoria etc. Avatar generators take the place of that these days, where you drag and drop the qt you want to see in the world.

 

[Great Goon]

Has anyone brought up that some goons found out that super gbs goon Burt Sexual's imgur gallery (under burtsexual) has pictures of his daughter's face and surroundings obscured, highighting only her bikini-clad body in a gallery named "Father's Day"? And that Burt tried to delete it after goons brought it up but it's still cached on GIS? And that the mods/admins are probating anyone bringing this up?

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Has anyone brought up that some goons found out that super gbs goon Burt Sexual's imgur gallery (under burtsexual) has pictures of his daughter's face and surroundings obscured, highighting only her bikini-clad body in a gallery named "Father's Day"? And that Burt tried to delete it after goons brought it up but it's still cached on GIS? And that the mods/admins are probating anyone bringing this up?

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

We were just talking about the first time that happened when he posted one on the forum. I can't believe he'd do it again.