Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[magalaza360]

@Webby's Boyfriend I can't tell if you're just trolling or you're actually a fucking sped, or both.
Please tell me you're joking. Do you actually want to fuck an underage duck?

 

[Ascendancy0]

>teenagers can be attractive
uh oh

 

[SIGSEGV]

@Webby's Boyfriend I can't tell if you're just trolling or you're actually a fucking sped, or both.
Please tell me you're joking. Do you actually want to fuck an underage duck?

I could tell you that they were joking, but it'd be a lie.

 

[Vampirella]

So serious question @Webby's Boyfriend if you're still reading this site, what made you think that you were in love with a fictional character to begin with, and what makes you think she's real? This is the kind of shit that fascinates me honestly.


Back when kids grew up on solely TV shows/games and parents raised their kids in front of the TV while they fucked off for some reason or another (work, fucking other guys, etc.) it wasn't uncommon to find autists online who believed that cartoon characters were real. To them the TV was a window into another dimension where their waifus cartoon character friends were real, and they didn't understand why they couldn't live there instead. Fueling this was the fact that a lot of cartoons and media revolved around the premise of blurring reality and fiction during this time frame, from shows about kids going to a cyber digital world where in at least one case their favorite characters are real to movies about humans meeting cartoon characters like Rodger Rabbit or Space Jam.

If you want a great example of an autist like this, look up the story of Sonic Passion and it's owner Alix Henriol. Alix was an old school lolcow, running a forum for people just like her who got off to cartoon characters (specifically Sonic characters) and in the mid 2000s internet it was exactly the kind of thing that comedy forums would take the piss out of. Fueling this was the fact that she was delusional and thought she was married to Sonic, writing long copypastas about how she wanted to have sex with Sonic. Her thoughts were a mix of headmate/tulpa autists and the dimensional merge theories one could get from watching cartoons with these plots.

Eventually a few years later some weird Swedish gaming magazine found her (not in English btw) and did an interview with her as she went from crazy Sonic lover to e-thot. The tl;dr of it is that she was a loser autist who wanted to live in the perfect world of her favorite cartoon and not the real world. She eventually outgrew this and became an e-thot, before fucking off the internet entirely and requesting her sites be deleted from archive.org.

There was also Project Digiclipse. Really people like Chris and @Webby's Boyfriend aren't that unique. It is fun to see one up close.

Spoiler: Video on Project Digiclipse

 

[Orion Balls]

Do you define your life on simply being Webby's boyfriend? You should be your own person. Call yourself by your own name, instead of just being the object of someone else. I have faith in you!

 

[Syaoran Li]

@Webby's Boyfriend

Are you and Webby into BDSM?

Would either of you kill a man for a Klondike bar?

Were you in that snuff film Webby was in? You know, the one where she and her boyfriend went on a rape and murder spree through the Calisota Woods? The one where she and her boyfriend decide to shoot Bambi's mom and eat her, before turning their attention to Cinderella's mom, Aurora's parents from Sleeping Beauty, Andy's dad from Toy Story, the entire Powhatan Tribe (Webby sneezes into Pocahontas's coffee maker) and it climaxes with Webby and her boyfriend ethnically cleansing the "It's A Small World After All" ride while a Serbian turbo-polka cover of "I'll Make A Man Out of You" plays.

I think the movie was called "Marvel's Cuffs & Collars Part II: The Search For More Money"

Fred Vogel and Ruggero Deodato co-directed it but used the pseudonyms Seymour Dick and Hugh Jass because they were too ashamed to be involved with such a shambolic movie but Ruggero Deodato had to do it or risk getting deported to Missouri and Fred Vogel needed an extra twenty bucks to pay the light bill that month.

Or was that before you and Webby started dating?

 

[soft kitty]

@Webby's Boyfriend I can't tell if you're just trolling or you're actually a fucking sped, or both.
Please tell me you're joking. Do you actually want to fuck an underage duck?

He want that ducc succ

How retarded do you have to be to sign up with the name "Webby's Boyfriend" on the Kiwi Farms? I mean, mine's not amazing either, but I was just putting together words. That's a name that'd get you bullied on Wrong Planet, let alone here.

People like this don't care about being bullied, they just want the attention.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Don't let @Webby's Boyfriend's hard-on for an underage cartoon duck distract you from the fact that he also unironically hopes for civil wars, regular wars, and world wars, and that he said that he would willingly volunteer to fight in them, even the ones between countries he wasn't from.

 

[AnOminous]

@Webby's Boyfriend I can't tell if you're just trolling or you're actually a fucking sped, or both.
Please tell me you're joking. Do you actually want to fuck an underage duck?

Does he realize he'd need to have a corkscrew shaped penis like a duck to have sex with one?

 

[Drain Todger]

Don't let @Webby's Boyfriend's hard-on for an underage cartoon duck distract you from the fact that he also unironically hopes civil wars, regular wars, and world wars, and that he said that he would willingly volunteer to fight in them, even the ones between countries he wasn't from.

Milsperg and he waifus Webby? I bet he’d spontaneously cream his pants if these things were to be combined somehow.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Milsperg and he waifus Webby? I bet he’d spontaneously cream his pants if these things were to be combined somehow.



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Careful: he might sue Jersh for this like that coomer suing Twitch.

 

[Yotsubaaa]

Don't let @Webby's Boyfriend's hard-on for an underage cartoon duck distract you from the fact that he also unironically hopes civil wars, regular wars, and world wars, and that he said that he would willingly volunteer to fight in them, even the ones between countries he wasn't from.

Holy shit you weren't kidding. I thought it'd be a stray post hoping for a race war here and there, but no. Check his post history: literally every post he's made in that George Floyd thread has been talking about how he wants an American Civil War 2.0, a French Civil War, a Europe Civil War, a China Civil War, or World War III, or...

Anyway, ban Young Adult novels now!
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yabookgate.55664/post-6617949

I'm male and I read them since I'm like 12 years old and they were the most important influence on my world view and character development after cartoons and Disney comics.

Also this:

https://kiwifarms.net/profile-posts/comments/287866/

To quote based @AnOminous: "A hebephile is just a pedophile with a thesaurus."

 

[Ascendancy0]

Also this:
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https://kiwifarms.net/profile-posts/comments/287866/

...So how long until this dude gets busted for the 300gbs of "hebo lewds" on his computer?

 

[Neil]

@Webby's Boyfriend

here's a pic of me fucking your girlfriend in the ass, how do you feel about that? I came inside her several times btw
7/10 would fuck again ngl

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Trying to think who's worse..

Mscribe
Usagi_Kou
@Webby's Boyfriend

 

[Stardust]

Does he realize he'd need to have a corkscrew shaped penis like a duck to have sex with one?

I bet that fact ruffles his feathers.

 

[Revo]

Here some info dump, I found about @Webby's Boyfriend:

Love with a physical human being is love with a "imaginary" person too, namely the image of that person which you have in your mind. Technically, you cannot love - or hate - a "real" person because you can never truly and fully know a real person. Therefore, developing romantic feelings for a fictional character from a book or film isn't that far off.

Two-sided interactions are not neccessary for love, only for a relationship.

E.g. I am currently in love with Deryn Sharp from the Leviathan series, but I know I'm not yet in a relationship with her.

My hope isn't dead yet.
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Isn't she cute? I can't decide whom I love more, her or Webbigail.

DuckTales2017 is the best currently running TV show for me.

Why? Her age is part of her appeal. Deryn growing up and finding herself is an important part of the Leviathan novels and makes her interesting as a person.


I AM NOT A FURFAG! Nobody calls me a furry.

A 15 year old lass isn't a kid. I'm not a paedophile, I'm not like Shädman and Dobson.


Yeah, Deryn is really very cute, thanks.

Deryn Sharp is a cute 15 to 16 year old lassie. I wish I would have her as a girlfriend.

Deryn can cure Covid-19 with advanced Darwinist biotechnology. My love for Deryn helps me through all troubles and obstacles.

I know that Deryn isn't real and that I can't marry her, but I still have some feelings for her. She is a nice character and the thought of her cheers me up. I'm not delusional or autistic. I'm not paedophile either. But I still think her age (15 years) is part of her appeal, because she is cute and innocent.

There is nothing "degenerate" about me and my feelings for Deryn Sharp.

This made me kind of sad. Not even mad, you just seem like the kind of person who's had bad experiences with women and are now lashing out at them to protect yourself. So you've retreated into this fictional fantasy where the 'person' you are with can't ever betray you or go against you.

Yeah, maybe the rest of us open ourselves up to being lied or hurt or cheated on, but we all put ourselves out there and allow vulnerability into our lives, and that makes our relationships more meaningful. It's the mutual reciprocation of trust that forms the foundation of a loving relationship. It's not even that you need a physical connection- many people do long distance relationships for months or even years - but the interaction with a person that has free will who willingly chooses you, every day. And that's why fictional relationships can't work. They're not real, there's no free will, no consent, no anything at all. They're not even like animals, who have a rudimentary idea of trust and self-preservation. They're just imaginary.

Keep telling that yourself.

cartoons are not real you delusional prick.

I believe in simulations like Elon Musk.

My lass Deryn Sharp is real in another plane of existence into which the simulators will respawn me after my earthly end in this dimension here.

 

[BingBong]

@Webby's Boyfriend explain this:

I was a Brony and a Hetalia fan.

also:

Niggerz Bop (Remastered Audio) HQ

Here you go people a HQ Remaster of Niggerz Bop or (I Hate Fucking Niggers)

soundcloud.com

 

[Drain Todger]

@Webby's Boyfriend
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here's a pic of me fucking your girlfriend in the ass, how do you feel about that? I came inside her several times btw
7/10 would fuck again ngl

His waifu is now completely and utterly ruined for marriage. The best part? From his perspective, this is real. You just made a universe where you literally fucked Webby in the ass.

 

[FuckedUp]

Seeing shit like this is one of my main reasons to live right now.