Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's justifying his binges by acting as if they're a way of impressing a girl.

He just ate a whole pizza by himself; any normal person would be stuffed, and his first post-dinner impulse is.....go get a large steak somewhere else.

This is pure overeating.

Lucas thinks a teenage girl will be impressed by this bingeing?

How? Why?

Any normal person who's not obsessed with food to an unhealthy degree would be disgusted by this.

You know Lucas's "This is what a date with me is like"?

Take that literally: Burping, farting, licking fingers, eating what falls on the floor, and (and somehow this really bugs me!) talking about other food, MORE FOOD, different food, while eating!!!!

He has to titillate his gut with thoughts of more food while bingeing.

Lucas is, I think we can conclusively say, A COMPULSIVE OVEREATER.

 

[Wernology]

From slurring to screaming to stuffing his face to screaming again (the last video cut off).

 

[wenttobermuda]

He's justifying his binges by acting as if they're a way of impressing a girl.

He just ate a whole pizza by himself; any normal person would be stuffed, and his first post-dinner impulse is.....go get a large steak somewhere else.

This is pure overeating.

Lucas thinks a teenage girl will be impressed by this bingeing?

How? Why?

Any normal person who's not obsessed with food to an unhealthy degree would be disgusted by this.

You know Lucas's "This is what a date with me is like"?

Take that literally: Burping, farting, licking fingers, eating what falls on the floor, and (and somehow this really bugs me!) talking about other food, MORE FOOD, different food, while eating!!!!

He has to titillate his gut with thoughts of more food while bingeing.

Lucas is, I think we can conclusively say, A COMPULSIVE OVEREATER.

Lucas's relationship with food seems more destructive the worse the rest of his life gets.

Lucas uses food to down regulate his negative emotions, and to control his mood. Everything in his life is awful, and he feels the pressure. He keeps it at bay, temporarily, by stuffing himself.

It is a maladaptive strategy, and has not served him well. It has left him a bloated, neurotic diabetic with no distress tolerance. Just a big, fat crying baby with blown out boxers.

He has a similar dynamic with controlled substances. And dare anyone speculate on his use of pornography?

Lucas just wants to feel good, all the time, instantly, and he has several disastrous short cuts.

 

[Da Dude123]

Definitely! And him claiming to weigh 238 lbs. No way! He has to be pushing 300 pounds or more. He is a fat ass, plain and simple. He eats multiple times a day. I am assuming HOC serves dinner and maybe breakfast. He is probably not counting the meals he gets there.

Seeing this bum smoking pot and dining on our tax dollars, it is enough to make you mad. Seriously, it would be funny to see this tard get wrangled. He has no plans for getting out of HOC. No saving for an apartment, nothing. Just spend all the tugboat money on weed and fancy meals for one.

Lucas's relationship with food seems more destructive the worse the rest of his life gets.

Lucas uses food to down regulate his negative emotions, and to control his mood. Everything in his life is awful, and he feels the pressure. He keeps it at bay, temporarily, by stuffing himself.

It is a maladaptive strategy, and has not served him well. It has left him a bloated, neurotic diabetic with no distress tolerance. Just a big, fat crying baby with blown out boxers.

He has a similar dynamic with controlled substances. And dare anyone speculate on his use of pornography?

Lucas just wants to feel good, all the time, instantly, and he has several disastrous short cuts.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Being that I'm over 35, the telomerase in my body is depleting, so if I were to take your hand you'll live longer than if a person under 35 takes your cutie pie little fingers from mine based upon Nobel Prize winning work in telomerase in 2009 concurrent to 2017

Is he saying fucking him will make you live longer, @klickitat virtualwern.com is great

However, if the first date is with a woman under 26, she produces high amounts of progesterone to my low telomerase, which will make she and I live the longest. The trick here is to get women as young as legally allowed by the law under 26 to date me

Wow guess he lives longer too by getting some school chicks

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Attempting to be sexy in his crusty soiled underwear.

 

[WonderWino]

Attempting to be sexy in his crusty soiled underwear. View attachment 1420184

Well, that is certainly utterly horrifying. Lucas should be careful about tagging his location at the HOC in pics like that. Thats a good way to end up with people contacting them to complain and they don't want to advertise that its the kind of place where middle aged creeps obsessed with zoomers take pics of themselves in their underwear for the public to see

 

[Wernology]

Is he saying fucking him will make you live longer, @klickitat virtualwern.com is great

Wow guess he lives longer too by getting some school chicks

Yeah, for a long time he had memes of himself talking about how having anal or giving him blow jobs will make you live longer Honestly, the best place to go for that rundown of weirdness is @Fatal Walter He's got a 4 part series up on Lucas and specfically goes in on Lucas' ideals.

Cyael has some good ones up on his channel as well.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Attempting to be sexy in his crusty soiled underwear. View attachment 1420184

That's it. That's Lucas's last, blasted pair of underwear.

That scrap of soiled fabric is all that physically stands between the potential of his balls and dna, and the future.

This is an artifact of terrible power.

How many times has Lucas already urinated in this cursed garment? From diabetic dribbles to schizo spritzes.

How many times has he beat off to teen anal gape porn at HoC, only to tuck his filthy, infected little nub back into his boxers?

How many times has he barely wiped his obese, itching ass, and pulled that damned clothing back on?

And someday, Lucas will lose these underwear, too. They'll be a forgotten luxury, something he brags about once having owned. The future is hobo commando.

It will always get worse.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Yeah, for a long time he had memes of himself talking about how having anal or giving him blow jobs will make you live longer Honestly, the best place to go for that rundown of weirdness is @Fatal Walter He's got a 4 part series up on Lucas and specfically goes in on Lucas' ideals.

Cyael has some good ones up on his channel as well.

wow I never realized how crazy he was until reading all those Weebly blogs, didn't even know they existed. There is some funny stuff in there, between the barefoot and pregnant bit to the science granted long life. It'd be nice to have all his ramblings in one place It would make it a lot easier for people to get the entire picture of this jackass.

 

[Khabib Zabeeb]

I wonder is Lucas is into trannies and if no someone should throw the "your a bigot/transphobe" at him to see if he has a moment of self realization and starts sucking trapdicc. if not now in a few years he will be desperate enough blow his load into tommy tooter

 

[LeeLoo]

I was trying to keep up with his memes last night because he was getting some really good replies. But as we know, our subject immediately deletes any comments that dare to cast a negative light on his fantasy. The absolutely horrid underwear one looks as though it has deleted comments. Thankfully I was able to grab comments on his video before he deleted.

 

[Junkail]

This dumb shit needs insulin and antipsychotics, not weed.

Too bad he hates psychologists and psychiatrists. Noncompliant schizophrenic patients, especially MICAs (mentally ill chemical abusers), are generally lost causes.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Too bad he hates psychologists and psychiatrists. Noncompliant schizophrenic patients, especially MICAs (mentally ill chemical abusers), are generally lost causes.

This is the thing I’ve learned the most studying the Wern the last couple years is he is unsalvageable. Early on I held out a small hope that he could at least be repaired enough to do the minimum a functioning adult would do, but I’ve abandoned that idea completely. He can’t and won’t be fixed. It’s sad to say but with some people out there, they really are lost causes. No amount of psych meds and therapy is going to bring Wern back into a functioning adult. In any sane society, he would’ve been put away in a facility years ago.

 

[LeeLoo]

This is the thing I’ve learned the most studying the Wern the last couple years is he is unsalvageable. Early on I held out a small hope that he could at least be repaired enough to do the minimum a functioning adult would do, but I’ve abandoned that idea completely. He can’t and won’t be fixed. It’s sad to say but with some people out there, they really are lost causes. No amount of psych meds and therapy is going to bring Wern back into a functioning adult. In any sane society, he would’ve been put away in a facility years ago.

Agreed. As a woman, I had once thought of he took the advice of kind hearted females that followed him, he may not be a total lost cause. But when your response to offers of help is “fuck off”, your an absolute failure of a human.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

Rate me optimistic but I do hope he does something to end up in the loony bin again soon. I will miss the entertainment but he seems to be approaching a point of incredible danger and it's probably better for everyone if he's locked up and forced to take meds.

Yikes.

 

[LeeLoo]

Rate me optimistic but I do hope he does something to end up in the loony bin again soon. I will miss the entertainment but he seems to be approaching a point of incredible danger and it's probably better for everyone if he's locked up and forced to take meds.

Yikes.

I’m definitely a Wernologist who is of the opinion it’s best to observe from afar, but his recent antics are so vile, even by his standards, it takes everything in me not to call HOC and launch an anonymous complaint. There are still a few people on his IG who attempt to show kindness, and he replies with “fuck off”. I desperately want to see him banned from one of the last places he has to rest his greasy gourd shaped head.

 

[Wernology]

Wtf is that face he's pulling?

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

He's poopin

 

[Club Sandwich]

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Wtf is that face he's pulling?

an annoyed grimace, but his slovenly appearance and poor social skills make it look like a caricature than a real expression. i'll never not get over his... unique vocabulary where "bigotry" includes sexual selection preferences, ACAB is an organization, and science is whatever is convenient.