Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

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And It's full of people, and his eyes keep nervously darting back and forth, and he changes his inflection immediately from bragadoccio to quick, quiet, and matter of fact. He's not comfortable doing this in the midst of people, but he doesn't stop, and they stare as he passes.

For some reason this reminds me of the part of this scene where he talks about how the doctor just kept repeating 'his eyes! his eyes!'

It sounds exactly like something lucas would do

 

[Fatal Walter]

He complains about everyone going out and having sex during the coronavirus, then like one video later he's asking where the parties are at.

 

[mothman96]

So the insane pedo says he's going back to college. He got good grades in 2018-2019. School's fun, hard but fun cause he got good grades. Cute chicks not distracting enough for him not to get good grades.

Hey Spokane Creep:
Fall quarter 2018 -- you flunked remedial Algebra I.
Winter quarter 2019 -- you retook remedial Algebra I. You did not earn the A in the class, it was "given" to you because financial aid would not cover another retake of the class.
Spring quarter -- you flunked/crashed and burned in the second part (remedial Algebra II) and basic biology.

Goldaor told Lucas his girlfriend really likes him. Lucas to Goldoar "I'ma...I'ma". Lucas told Goldaor he hated him. They cried together. They went on to talk about Mario Card.

Yup, the Spokane Pedo Freak has a vienna sausage boner for Goldaor's girlfriend.

 

[Krathnami]

So the insane pedo says he's going back to college. He got good grades in 2018-2019. School's fun, hard but fun cause he got good grades. Cute chicks not distracting enough for him not to get good grades.

Hey Spokane Creep:
Fall quarter 2018 -- you flunked remedial Algebra I.
Winter quarter 2019 -- you retook remedial Algebra I. You did not earn the A in the class, it was "given" to you because financial aid would not cover another retake of the class.
Spring quarter -- you flunked/crashed and burned in the second part (remedial Algebra II) and basic biology.

Goldaor told Lucas his girlfriend really likes him. Lucas to Goldoar "I'ma...I'ma". Lucas told Goldaor he hated him. They cried together. They went on to talk about Mario Card.

Yup, Lucas has a vienna sausage boner for Goldaor's girlfriend.


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I can picture it now. Late nights of studying remedial algebra by trashcan fire light, furiously scribbling term papers on the back of a Dunkin Donuts bag, and when he "loses" his assignment, he can say the racoons under the bridge where he sleeps ate his homework.

 

[WonderWino]

Goldaor told Lucas his girlfriend really likes him. Lucas to Goldoar "I'ma...I'ma". Lucas told Goldaor he hated him. They cried together. They went on to talk about Mario Card.

Yup, the Spokane Pedo Freak has a vienna sausage boner for Goldaor's girlfriend.

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Well that proves it. Goldaor is an idiot for bringing his girlfriend into it in any capacity. When shit goes south with lucas - and it inevitably will for one reason or another, lucas will see her as yet another woman stolen away from him that he otherwise had a good chance of having for himself. If history has proven anything its that lucas will spend the next few years bitching about her and being all kinds of creepy stalker about it just like he did with the last couple and with lacie

Goldaor should be well aware of lucas's history with women in that regard, yet he is willingly putting her out there for lucas to obsess over. I wouldn't be very happy about that if I were her

and when he "loses" his assignment, he can say the racoons under the bridge where he sleeps ate his homework.

It would look something like this

 

[LeeLoo]

I can picture it now. Late nights of studying remedial algebra by trashcan fire light, furiously scribbling term papers on the back of a Dunkin Donuts bag, and when he "loses" his assignment, he can say the racoons under the bridge where he sleeps ate his homework.

If that absolute human failure actually gets more financial aid to go back to school again, I may finally lose it. How many fucking times does the fat fuck have to fail? I have never gotten involved, only watched from afar, but if he gets another Pell Grant I don’t know if I can hold my tongue.

 

[Free the Pedos]

If that absolute human failure actually gets more financial aid to go back to school again, I may finally lose it. How many fucking times does the fat fuck have to fail? I have never gotten involved, only watched from afar, but if he gets another Pell Grant I don’t know if I can hold my tongue.

I thought some intrepid researchers determined that he couldn't go back to school? I'd be surprised if he could manage all of the paperwork in his current state.

 

[LeeLoo]

I thought some intrepid researchers determined that he couldn't go back to school? I'd be surprised if he could manage all of the paperwork in his current state.

I’m sure he’ll find someone to fill it out for him like last time. For some ungodly reason the unbelievable piece of absolute garbage finds people to do things for him, though he gives nothing but venom in return.

 

[WonderWino]

If that absolute human failure actually gets more financial aid to go back to school again, I may finally lose it. How many fucking times does the fat fuck have to fail? I have never gotten involved, only watched from afar, but if he gets another Pell Grant I don’t know if I can hold my tongue.

If he somehow manages to weasel his way back into school when he didn't even pass the first time its proof that the system if utterly fucked. Its a matter of public record, in lucas's own words that he was not there to learn (and even if he passed he is literally incapable of holding a job in the first place so its pointless from the start) and that it was entirely an attempt to manipulate the system to give him money and put him in proximity to young girls. If he gets in it means someone else, who more than likely needed the spot and financial support far more than lucas does was denied

Lucas's financial aid and spot in the school would be much better spent being given to someone who actually needs it and is legitimately attempting to improve their lives, like a single mother, ex convict or former drug addict trying to start again

 

[Da Dude123]

That is because the cow has a social worker who helps him because he is exceptional. Is he entitled to a social worker? Apparently, he is!

I’m sure he’ll find someone to fill it out for him like last time. For some ungodly reason the unbelievable piece of absolute garbage finds people to do things for him, though he gives nothing but venom in return.

 

[Krathnami]

I’m sure he’ll find someone to fill it out for him like last time. For some ungodly reason the unbelievable piece of absolute garbage finds people to do things for him, though he gives nothing but venom in return.

The only thing more mind-boggling about the number of chances he’s been given is how he manages to blow every single one.

 

[LeeLoo]

College boy is on IG asking where the college parties are at. There has to be a way to get him invited to a party. I’d LOVE to see and hear about him getting laughed at and puked on by the women who he attempts to hit on. It would be absolutely amazing, and he deserves to be humiliated and maybe even beaten.

 

[Krathnami]

College boy is on IG asking where the college parties are at. There has to be a way to get him invited to a party. I’d LOVE to see and hear about him getting laughed at and puked on by the women who he attempts to hit on. It would be absolutely amazing, and he deserves to be humiliated and maybe even beaten.

As much as we're not supposed to "pozload my negholep", it's fun to imagine it

 

[Wernology]

If he uploads any more tonight, I'll grab them tomorrow.

 

[mothman96]

Well, Goldaor commented. Lucas made up Goldaor telling him his girlfriend really like him. The pedo freak wants Goldaor's girlfriend, and his schizo mind is telling him she really likes him.

 

[teleméres69]

He's an incel/predator who thinks highly of himself because, due to his schizophrenia and autism, he is rarely challenged in person about his behavior. He is the exact type of creep women are told at a young age to avoid going out alone at night in order to avoid being raped or murdered by

Jeez, I've followed for the laughs for so long... But the recent videos have reminded me that he is genuinely terrifying and dangerous.

Low IQ, and he doesn't care about anything other than his love quest

The only thing more mind-boggling about the number of chances he’s been given is how he manages to blow every single one.

Unsurprisingly Lucas is lusting after the girlfriend of the only real friend he thinks he has. It's quite impressive how shameless he is with how he treats anyone who shows him any compassion. Also those dentures look horrible when you have to see them close up

Well, Goldaor commented about what Lucas said about the girlfriend. And what kind of reply was that from the Spokane Pedo Freak.

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[Pump Meat]

It almost seems like his phone and videos are a security blanket he uses to excuse not acknowledging the outside world; when people are around he gets very meek.

But then he gets outside in the next few videos, lights a joint, and he's back to confidently screaming at the camera, (meaning he's alone) and "oozing with confidence".

You are correctly perceiving the two worlds Lucas inhabits. There is the actual world where he shares physical space with other human beings, this is the world where Lucas is always alone; even in a crowded restaurant or homeless shelter where he is surrounded by people in close proximity, Lucas remains alone. The virtual world he accesses through his phone and tries to strictly control is one of fantasy, he can present himself as anything he likes and say anything he feels like saying because he can always block other people. Lucas evades any sort of social accountability in his fantasy world because the actual world doesn’t let him forget (hence the rants about hypocritical Christians not forgiving). The walk-a-bouts Lucas does at the shelter are so interesting because we get to witness the two worlds colliding. We even get to hear the taunts of other occupants and just how poorly Lucas handles attention from other men.

Lucas is constantly broadcasting his loneliness non-verbally and every person who comes across him can immediately sense this. Naturally people want to offer some kind company and try to be someone friendly, but they soon find out just how much of a challenge that is. Lucas doesn’t have friends because he is fundamentally incapable of maintaining a friendship, much less growing one. He can fake it, but he’ll never make it.

The confident assertions made by Lucas about his verbal skills and his intellect aren’t just laughable exaggerations made by an arrogant shitbag, they are legitimate delusions that contribute directly to the circumstances of being indigent. Everyone knows Lucas doesn’t know how to engage people in general, much less young women just entering adulthood, because if he did he wouldn’t need a “hook up” from anybody. The fact he can’t even patronize bars and clubs due to his own behaviour ought to be enough evidence for him to reconsider everything he thinks he knows, but the simmering narcissism that informs every conscious thought he has will always prevent honest self-assessment.

The delusions are what draws me to Wernology. Lucas believes some crazy shit, but it all lacks the usual grandeur of other people similarly afflicted. There are no claims that he is Jesus Christ, no theories about his mind being controlled by dark forces, no stories of the CIA trying to murder him. He is homeless because he hates the worship of money and thus eschews the trappings of modernity. He contributes to society by being a comedian on social media where he tries to bring awareness to the socially acceptable bigotry we dare not name: Agephobia.

Commensurate with his mundane delusions is the fact that Lucas doesn’t have any sort of discernible skill in any field and completely lacks a creative bone in his entire body. Lucas has some profound maladaptive behaviors and his eccentric eating habits and loping gait make him stand out, there doesn’t seem to be much of a person behind that chimp grimace he thinks is a charming smile. James Hampton had his aluminum foil throne room, Henry Darger had his ‘Realms of the Unreal’, and even with his debilitating mental illness Terry Davis created an entire operating system on his own. Unlike these other men Lucas has a total lack of vision and his sense of purpose is frightfully simple: He wants to breed with nubile teens to create offspring, eat delicious food, and get a buzz.

 

[Da Dude123]

The video Lucas posted of him at Panda Express and going on and on about all the restaurants he visits with our tax dollars. He states in the video he eats one meal a day. I call bullshit on that. He probably eats 4-7 meals a day, big ones at that.

 

[wenttobermuda]

College boy is on IG asking where the college parties are at. There has to be a way to get him invited to a party. I’d LOVE to see and hear about him getting laughed at and puked on by the women who he attempts to hit on. It would be absolutely amazing, and he deserves to be humiliated and maybe even beaten.

I once aspired to a wry detachment with Lucas, and lectured other Wernologists on the proper way to laugh at him. One could not be too mad, because that was gay; good humor and distance should be maintained.

That was a long time ago.

I've come to appreciate, and cheer for, any calamity that can befall Lucas. I am grateful for his diabetic toes, which cannot fall off fast enough. It relaxes me to know he cries himself to sleep in a homeless shelter. I hope his MRSA itches, and his hemorrhoids soil his last pair of boxers.

There is nothing that could happen to him that would stir the slightest bit of compassion in me.

I am unembarrassed.

 

[LeeLoo]

I once aspired to a wry detachment with Lucas, and lectured other Wernologists on the proper way to laugh at him. One could not be too mad, because that was gay; good humor and distance should be maintained.

That was a long time ago.

I've come to appreciate, and cheer for, any calamity that can befall Lucas. I am grateful for his diabetic toes, which cannot fall off fast enough. It relaxes me to know he cries himself to sleep in a homeless shelter. I hope his MRSA itches, and his hemorrhoids soil his last pair of boxers.

There is nothing that could happen to him that would stir the slightest bit of compassion in me.

I am unembarrassed.

Yes to ALL of the above. Since he started making videos last last year, his increasing vileness has made me completely numb to him. In fact, I actually derive pleasure seeing him finally pay the price for his horrible behavior, in the form of losing his fart box, being kicked out of bars, and endlessly catfished. The only thing that could make me happier would be to see his morbidly obese ass being tased by the cops after one of his public rage sessions.