Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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you mean having sex with the sexdoll that you put on your amazon wishlist
 
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you mean having sex with the sexdoll that you put on your amazon wishlist

Or one of the two other options, he's reeled in some mentally deficient young girl and treated manwife like shit for daring to question his artistic credibility (if she's not dead or gone), or he's going to mentally abuse said manwife into having sex with him for views.
 
you mean having sex with the sexdoll that you put on your amazon wishlist

I swear to god if Craig literally pulls a :julay: on us, I’m going to lose it! Though, from sucking rainbow dildos and shoving tiny dicks up his ass, I’m pretty sure that’s going to be the case unless Greg is a lot more abusive than we’ve seen and forces Llama to fuck him in front of the camera.
 
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you mean having sex with the sexdoll that you put on your amazon wishlist

While we all saw this coming after he started turning tricks on OF after interviewing the sex worker, I'll feel pretty grossed out watching Onion fuck anyone. Knowing he acts coercive, doesn't believe in oral foreplay, prefers dry pussy, and doesn't respect healthy d/s dynamics, it'll really transcend into horrorcow territory for me. He won't be able to keep anime filters on both of their faces. Will there be cosplay??

Anyways, if it isn't a sex doll we're probably going to be watching videos of this fuck bag cheating on his doormat wife. Highly doubt this will be Laineys triumphant return to the internet, but also highly hope not. I feel like it'd be a dumb move because police wellness checks to their house would definitely go up if he posted their sex tapes. But in all likelihood he posted the poll without asking her and will use that as an argument that he simply has to fuck the barely legal fan, or hire a sitter so Lainey can fuck him on camera.

The only Greg/Lainey sex tape I would even think of watching would be Lainey, bored out of her mind, pegging him while scrolling through instagram.
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S THAT TIME OF DAY
ARE YOU READY TO SEE GREG DO THE EXACT SAME FUCKING POSES FOR THE 96TH TIME IN A ROW?
YOU'RE NOT?!
well too fuken bad

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let's geddit
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Greg, this isn't fucking porn, you're just standing there
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Greg, you have a small dick
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looks like absolute shit
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still not fucking porn
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stop being a fucking weeb, you're 34 years old
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oof
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ooooooooooooooof
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"mom said it's my turn on the xbox"
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you look fucking 50
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you still look ill
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barf
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now you look 60
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iron your fucking clothes
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study the blade more
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yikes
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chill out, why so mad?
 
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Greg, this isn't fucking porn, you're just standing there

fucking hell, he turned up the shadows so much that it looks like his head is almost completely disconnected from his neck

also thank you for this , I sense some other possible captions, too

“My turn to groom the minor”
“mom said it’s my turn to get an awkward naked massage” (didn’t his mom have a boyfriend with his same name lmao)AB11280F-7502-4B29-A856-1D0061DAD167.png
 
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Do you even realise how dumb and gullible people are? They think that this random guy, Chris Hansen, works with the FBI, has knowledge about everything & connections everywhere... And believe me, he isn't in a hurry to dispel any of these beliefs.
Your rant and this response probably belong in one of the Hansen threads, but whatever.

Whatever anyone wants to say about his embarassing foray into YouTube now, Chris Hansen was actually once the kind of journalist we'd kill to have today. You act as though his only claim to fame is the Predator series, like he's only the face of a program acting in the stead of a real journalist. He's not a "random guy," he was a major contributor to investigations in the Oklahoma City bombing, the Columbine shootings, and one of the most important media personalities in the post 9/11 era, exposing Al Qaeda movements and influencing the FAA's decision to maybe actually care about airport security. He was a very accomplished investigative journalist, and yeah, that requires a lot of connections, including federal law enforcement. The reason he's not dispelling the belief that he has important connections is more than likely because it's true.

I can't claim to know what's in Hansen's head, but I do believe he went into this wanting to do the right thing. Whether that included reliving his glory days on Dateline and getting all that clout, it's probably likely but that's not something I particularly hold against him. I rather just think he should have stayed retired and saved himself the humiliation of being a boomer navigating YT.

Editing to respond to a post I saw earlier that I can't find right now re: the photos of Gurg in the black wig with the buster sword, it's possible he's trying to play Zack. Whether he even knows who that is, no idea, but Zack had black spikey hair (longer than the emo softboi wig but close enough for the lowest effort possible cosplay).
 
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People hypothesising about the physical abuse side with Taylor: I'd agree with those who say he goes far enough to cause the anxiety of "what's he going to do now", but never so far that she could think it is definitively abuse. So many people only consider it abuse if your partner straight up punches you in the face they don't consider being grabbed, pushed or generally manhandled as anything other than their partner being rough and inconsiderate.

I could definitely see this being the case. IIRC Kai was in an abusive relationship before Greg, so it's really sad that instead of getting into a relationship where they could heal with someone who was decent, they've ended up in this shitshow and became who they are now. It's really hard not to get MOTI when it comes to Greg. :heart-empty:
 
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*David Attenborough narration*

"Here we see the cro-magnon in his native environs. Judging from the furrow of his sloped brow, he has caught the scent of a barely pubescent girl, and will mate with her utilizing his misshapen penis. Then he will retire to his cave to masturbate to hentai for several hours"
 
It's actually annoying how he's clinging to that gay ass emo wig from the early 2000s.
And why the fuck does he keep looking up at the sky? Jfc he can't even pose correctly at all, let alone function as a human.

Because that is the shitty 90s "uwu look at me I'm art" way of posing for the camera by looking like you're trying hard not to look at the camera.
 
you mean having sex with the sexdoll that you put on your amazon wishlist
In the screenshot of Greg's Twitter you posted a few comments above, he said in regards to having sex on OF (gag) "will confirm if this is completely official soon I hope" and then refers to it as tHe FuTuRe oF HiS oNLy FaNs (throws up.) How many of y'all think it'll be with

A. Lainey
B. Juuulaaaay. Or another sex doll
C. a third

I personally go with C (as his first choice) and B if C falls through. I know there are a few very deranged individuals remaining in his fanbase, but how many of that tiny number would actually be cool with having Greg flail around on top of them, water violently sloshing around in his head, on camera? What would really lessen the pool of willing women would be whether Greg found them young/attractive enough. And what we've seen of the fine ladies remaining in Greg's teeny tiny fanbase aren't exactly beauty queens. And definitely not sane. Chances are that he may have to go the sex doll route.

A few things about choice A, Lainey. There's absolutely no way she'd ever agree to having sex on camera. If Greg ends up in a position where he can't arrange a third, no doubt he will try to manipulate Lainey into agreeing, obviously not mentioning he had already tried and failed at getting a third. He'll threaten her with having someone else do it. He'll give her a sleezy ultimatum. When she doesn't relent, he'll probably insult her, scream at her, go into a typical Greg narc rage. But I don't think there's anything he could do to get her to change her mind. I question if she'd really even give a shit if he brought another girl around for OF purposes. She obviously wouldn't agree to having this broad move in as a fulltime sex slave or anything. But a few hours in a motel room? Maybe.


He's not a "random guy," he was a major contributor to investigations in the Oklahoma City bombing, the Columbine shootings, and one of the most important media personalities in the post 9/11 era, exposing Al Qaeda movements and influencing the FAA's decision to maybe actually care about airport security. He was a very accomplished investigative journalist,
You couldn't have said it better. Cheers to that. I think a lot of these brainless SJW morons see Hansen and think EW OLD WHITE BOOMER and can easily be swayed against him. So all it would take to sour his reputation is a few commentary channels who their audiences perceive as wOkE disavowing him and saying that nobody should like him. Boom. He's suddenly a "washed up journalist" with a "failed career" and everyone believes it because a lot of viewers on YouTube are dumb and mindless.

Hansen was a journalist for many, many decades. Beyond what @Clearly a Cylon fantastically pointed out, he was a reporter with a local Detroit station for years before even going national. He had a career full of successes. He's now in his 60s and doing YouTube. That's hardly wAsHeD uP.
 
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If it ends up being with Lainey, I'm pretty certain she won't be a very willing party and that's just fucking disgusting to think about. I can't picture her being okay with that.

She wanted him to stfu since the massive Sarah fallout so I don't think this is something she'd suddenly be down for. If it's another girl, I can only imagine she's left him. Surely? I mean after everything if this cunt pulls out another girl to fuck, that means Lainey is out of the picture?

I actually hope it's a doll. Please for the love of God let it be a doll and not a piece of shit third party or your severely mentally fragile huswife.

E - I never thought I'd prefer to see a human being fuck a doll over a human but here we are.
 
If it ends up being with Lainey, I'm pretty certain she won't be a very willing party and that's just fucking disgusting to think about. I can't picture her being okay with that.

She wanted him to stfu since the massive Sarah fallout so I don't think this is something she'd suddenly be down for. If it's another girl, I can only imagine she's left him. Surely? I mean after everything if this cunt pulls out another girl to fuck, that means Lainey is out of the picture?

I actually hope it's a doll. Please for the love of God let it be a doll and not a piece of shit third party or your severely mentally fragile huswife.

E - I never thought I'd prefer to see a human being fuck a doll over a human but here we are.

Footface is so mentally deficient that she's fallen for the same schtick twice now that we know of. Greg allows and/or encourages (coerces) her to bring in another girl so as not to deprive the side of her that supposedly likes women, girl comes in under the pretense that it'll be a relationship mostly shared between the two, waterbrain Greg decides to move in and harass/manipulate the poor girl into a sexual relationship with him and then puts all the blame on the underage girl when he purposely makes Footface jealous for the views.

I wouldn't be surprised if they found another "third" and she's still there. She's too stupid to recognize when Greg actually wants something for himself under the pretense of it being something for her. It's obvious to us but she's still stuck with the mind of a child.
 
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