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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%
  • Total voters
    954
Connor said:
Hey guys,

My semester is drawing to a close, and the final is next week. After that, I'll see if I can get back to writing, mainly short stories. I'm putting Alphaboy on hold, because a fascinating idea for a novel came to mind lately. I've been brainstorming.
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Are you worried at all about your final or is your grade pretty solid?
 
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Connor said:
*prays, takes a deep breath*
I've been feeling a little philosophical lately, a little introspective. Listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall can do that. I feel I need to get more darkness out of me before I churn out Alphaboy. Basically, it's a spiritual successor to Juno, using the film's uncertain ending as a jump-off point and exploring the consequences of such a situation.
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So, is it fanfiction or just inspired by Juno. Have you seen Juno yet, by the way? I thought I read awhile back that you hadn't actually seen the film.

Will you be posting this to be viewed anywhere? I know you said you were thinking of not posting your work in this forums anymore.

Good luck with the story.
 
I hate to say this, but I can't bring myself to watch Juno in its entirety, largely because of the implications that its ending raises. It seems to be saying that giving a child up for adoption is painless and devoid of consequence, even if said child is going to grow up with a single mom that won't have much time for him. That's what pisses me off.
 
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Connor said:
I hate to say this, but I can't bring myself to watch Juno in its entirety, largely because of the implications that its ending raises. It seems to be saying that giving a child up for adoption is painless and devoid of consequence, even if said child is going to grow up with a single mom that won't have much time for him. That's what pisses me off.
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.....Didn't we have this whole discussion like a year ago?
 
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Connor said:
Yeah, but it keeps me up at night, to be honest. Is human life really that expendable?
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I don't know why it is that you're so obsessed with adoption being terrible, but it keeps coming up. The kid is going to live with a family that can take care of them and wants to take care of them. The kid's biological parents can't provide that, and they're not somehow automatically more qualified just because they're related biologically.
 
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Connor said:
Yeah, but it keeps me up at night, to be honest. Is human life really that expendable?
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Isn't there a scene in that movie where Juno panics because they divorce and she worries that the baby won't get cared for properly?

Sorry if I'm kick starting something that everyone else is tired of, just say and I won't bite any more.
 
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