"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Phil really is quiet nowadays.

If he were the Phil of a few years ago, he'd be making up all sorts of woke crap about Australatina in response to all this coronapanic and the George Floyd riots. Also he'd make up stories about how he "bashed the fash" on the mean streets of Portland. Or he'd be giving updates on the latest bouncing (and squeaking) between the totally "Latinx" San Francisco Bay area and Portland.

All the "crime minister" does now is review restaurants.
 
I cant believe the world is burning all around Phil just like imagined for years and he's to scared to LARP it up what an epic fail

Honestly, I think it might be because Phil might be low-key drifting away from commie and Antifa shit but he's not at a point where he's ready to actually denounce it or really say anything about it one way or another, which might explain why his Antifa tard wranglers have done the impossible and actually kept him quiet.

He's still online, since he's reviewing restaurants and Home Depots but that's it.
 
Honestly, I think it might be because Phil might be low-key drifting away from commie and Antifa shit but he's not at a point where he's ready to actually denounce it or really say anything about it one way or another, which might explain why his Antifa tard wranglers have done the impossible and actually kept him quiet.

He's still online, since he's reviewing restaurants and Home Depots but that's it.
I actually wonder if he just gave up on his online posturing. After all, no matter what he did, we still laughed at him, and it was clearly bothering him. Now he seemingly has people who at least tolerate him, so maybe he feels he can do without online asspats.
 
I actually wonder if he just gave up on his online posturing. After all, no matter what he did, we still laughed at him, and it was clearly bothering him. Now he seemingly has people who at least tolerate him, so maybe he feels he can do without online asspats.
So... In the end, we finally won?

The nation of Australatina has been capitulated already? Their Crime Minister has gone missing for too long and such, left the country defenseless to outside forces.

What shall we do with the territory? Set up a puppet state known as the Kiwikommissariat Austrolatien? Or just directly annex it for whatever tard milk resources it has left? Maybe we can split it up with the rump state of the E.D.F.

What about the Austrolatinians themselves? Grant them citizenship in the Agrarian Republic of Kiwifarms? Deport them to the shithole known as Kekistan? Put them in the tard milk farms under forced labor? Kill them all and deny it half a century later? A lot of questions indeed...
 
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Could be Phil finally found someone who can tolerate his friendship and they may have convinced Phil that what a bunch of spergs say online isn't worth bouncing and squeaking over. I've got a feeling that Phil is still doing his thing online under a new identity that we just haven't found yet. He may have even dropped his "real" identity of "Izzy Hell" because the fake "white-passing" beaner identity was too much to keep up with and could potentially lead to his butt-buddies slapping his pee-pee hard for cultural appropriation.
 
I actually wonder if he just gave up on his online posturing.
Remember when Phil said he was seeking that elusive El Dorado "trans-friendly commune" not "run by CIS"? I guess that since he got a Spudcave now - and is "with" ANTIFA - that quest is over.
 
Phil really is quiet nowadays.

Honestly, I think it might be because Phil might be low-key drifting away from commie and Antifa shit but he's not at a point where he's ready to actually denounce it or really say anything about it one way or another, which might explain why his Antifa tard wranglers have done the impossible and actually kept him quiet.

I actually wonder if he just gave up on his online posturing. After all, no matter what he did, we still laughed at him, and it was clearly bothering him. Now he seemingly has people who at least tolerate him, so maybe he feels he can do without online asspats.

Could be Phil finally found someone who can tolerate his friendship and they may have convinced Phil that what a bunch of spergs say online isn't worth bouncing and squeaking over. I've got a feeling that Phil is still doing his thing online under a new identity that we just haven't found yet. He may have even dropped his "real" identity of "Izzy Hell" because the fake "white-passing" beaner identity was too much to keep up with and could potentially lead to his butt-buddies slapping his pee-pee hard for cultural appropriation.

There's probably some truth to all of these. Phil seldom loses interest in things because he's autistic, and will cling to things like his Israel fetish long after they are no longer popular or even beneficial to his social circles. However, I get the feeling he was never really into all of his leftist mumbo jumbo. It was just cosplay to him. He never really bothered to learn about the stuff he was parroting back, so it always had the feeling of inauthenticity to it. He didn't really believe it, but at the same time, he also wanted desperately to be accepted by the kids who did. I've said before he'd have been much happier as an anime nerd in some small town somewhere rather than trying to be yet another SJW slacktivist in Portland. Indeed his entire reason for becoming a Communist was because he thought China in Hetalia was "kawaii." Hell his whole fascination with being "translatinx" only came about because of J. Lo, and in all these years he never bothered to actually learn Spanish, travel to Puerto Rico, eat Latin cuisine, or anything else like that.

It is possible he was growing bored with his identity politics. Its been years and it hasn't gotten him anything. Oh sure he could crash on someone's couch or get some money out of SJW donations, but all he's got are a bunch of crappy tattoos, some Hot Topic grade t-shirts and pleather bondage gear, and diabetes. People his age, people he went to school with, and he'll even some of the faux Antifa crowd he hangs out with own their own apartments, they have cars, they have significant others if not spouses, and they have more disposable income than he ever will. It must be frustrating for him to realize some 20 something anarchist has more money than him and doesn't waste it on mall ninja accessories, pizza and regrettable tattoos. If Phil had managed to keep his job at Wawa maybe he could have had that too.

Also, I've marveled at how Phil has never actually been called out on cultural appropriation, especially given how readily SJWs eat their own. Granted he's nowhere near the top of their social pyramid but still you'd think someone would have wanted to knock him down a few pegs, if for no other reason than the fact that he's so obnoxious. Most likely Toren has been holding the threat that they'll reveal he's not Latino over his head for a while, but its possible, even likely, that others have as well. Indeed maybe thats part of what Binxy and his new "antifa" buddies have been using to keep him in line. Its possible he's just smart enough to know that would he bad news for him. We already know that's one of his big fears.

Phil actually dropping the translatinx anarchist crap after all these years would be unexpected, but also kind of hilarious. I can't imagine him trying to look or act "normal," especially with all his shitty tattoos, including the ones on his face. He may well be better off as a ward of the state! In a way, its kind of a victory for the Farms, albeit in a competition we weren't actually involved in and didn't even know about. Phil has given up, after years of raging against a machine that doesn't even know or care. I suppose we exceeded his hurtful truths level? So... do we write this off as the first of his sagas? Will he live long enough to even have a second saga? Or will he just fade into obscurity?
 
There's probably some truth to all of these. Phil seldom loses interest in things because he's autistic, and will cling to things like his Israel fetish long after they are no longer popular or even beneficial to his social circles. However, I get the feeling he was never really into all of his leftist mumbo jumbo. It was just cosplay to him. He never really bothered to learn about the stuff he was parroting back, so it always had the feeling of inauthenticity to it. He didn't really believe it, but at the same time, he also wanted desperately to be accepted by the kids who did. I've said before he'd have been much happier as an anime nerd in some small town somewhere rather than trying to be yet another SJW slacktivist in Portland. Indeed his entire reason for becoming a Communist was because he thought China in Hetalia was "kawaii." Hell his whole fascination with being "translatinx" only came about because of J. Lo, and in all these years he never bothered to actually learn Spanish, travel to Puerto Rico, eat Latin cuisine, or anything else like that.

It is possible he was growing bored with his identity politics. Its been years and it hasn't gotten him anything. Oh sure he could crash on someone's couch or get some money out of SJW donations, but all he's got are a bunch of crappy tattoos, some Hot Topic grade t-shirts and pleather bondage gear, and diabetes. People his age, people he went to school with, and he'll even some of the faux Antifa crowd he hangs out with own their own apartments, they have cars, they have significant others if not spouses, and they have more disposable income than he ever will. It must be frustrating for him to realize some 20 something anarchist has more money than him and doesn't waste it on mall ninja accessories, pizza and regrettable tattoos. If Phil had managed to keep his job at Wawa maybe he could have had that too.

Also, I've marveled at how Phil has never actually been called out on cultural appropriation, especially given how readily SJWs eat their own. Granted he's nowhere near the top of their social pyramid but still you'd think someone would have wanted to knock him down a few pegs, if for no other reason than the fact that he's so obnoxious. Most likely Toren has been holding the threat that they'll reveal he's not Latino over his head for a while, but its possible, even likely, that others have as well. Indeed maybe thats part of what Binxy and his new "antifa" buddies have been using to keep him in line. Its possible he's just smart enough to know that would he bad news for him. We already know that's one of his big fears.

Phil actually dropping the translatinx anarchist crap after all these years would be unexpected, but also kind of hilarious. I can't imagine him trying to look or act "normal," especially with all his shitty tattoos, including the ones on his face. He may well be better off as a ward of the state! In a way, its kind of a victory for the Farms, albeit in a competition we weren't actually involved in and didn't even know about. Phil has given up, after years of raging against a machine that doesn't even know or care. I suppose we exceeded his hurtful truths level? So... do we write this off as the first of his sagas? Will he live long enough to even have a second saga? Or will he just fade into obscurity?

Honestly, it's kind of eerie that ADF is one of the few lolcows who parallels CWC so closely even with Phil's mostly one-sided rivalry with Chris

They both have several clear and distinct "sagas" and phases, with each one bookmarked by a big event or focus.

With Chris, it was mostly the fake girlfriends and organized trolling leading up to Bob's death and then after the Snyder trial and Chris fucking the hooker in 2012, the different sagas were more defined by certain specific events like the fire, trooning out, Blarms, whatever the fuck was going on with Doopie and Jessica Quinn, the Idea Guys, and now the Dimensional Merge delusions

Phil's sagas don't have the organized trolling aspect except when the trolls briefly tried to spark a feud between him and Chris, which Phil kept going long after the PVCC ceased to exist and Chris forgot that Phil even existed.

Instead, it's all bookmarked by his distinct obsessions and political identity is at the time or what his place of residence is.

I think the "Portland Antifa Crime Minister" saga is pretty much at a close and if Phil finds a new place to move to, I think he'll more or less denounce Antifa and pursue some other identity to go cosplay as.


As weird as this sounds, I've always wondered about whether or not he'd ever try to move back to Philadelphia.

Even though Phil pretty much ended up persona non grata in the tranny and leftist circles there by 2012-2013, I'm pretty sure anyone who'd be able to remember him either moved on, forgot about him, no longer live in Philly, or just doesn't care by now.

Honestly, I'd suspect he'll try to move to New Jersey once Angelo dies and Phil is made aware of it (I'm assuming Angelo has a restraining order of some kind on Phil)
 
There's probably some truth to all of these. Phil seldom loses interest in things because he's autistic, and will cling to things like his Israel fetish long after they are no longer popular or even beneficial to his social circles. However, I get the feeling he was never really into all of his leftist mumbo jumbo. It was just cosplay to him. He never really bothered to learn about the stuff he was parroting back, so it always had the feeling of inauthenticity to it. He didn't really believe it, but at the same time, he also wanted desperately to be accepted by the kids who did. I've said before he'd have been much happier as an anime nerd in some small town somewhere rather than trying to be yet another SJW slacktivist in Portland. Indeed his entire reason for becoming a Communist was because he thought China in Hetalia was "kawaii." Hell his whole fascination with being "translatinx" only came about because of J. Lo, and in all these years he never bothered to actually learn Spanish, travel to Puerto Rico, eat Latin cuisine, or anything else like that.

It is possible he was growing bored with his identity politics. Its been years and it hasn't gotten him anything. Oh sure he could crash on someone's couch or get some money out of SJW donations, but all he's got are a bunch of crappy tattoos, some Hot Topic grade t-shirts and pleather bondage gear, and diabetes. People his age, people he went to school with, and he'll even some of the faux Antifa crowd he hangs out with own their own apartments, they have cars, they have significant others if not spouses, and they have more disposable income than he ever will. It must be frustrating for him to realize some 20 something anarchist has more money than him and doesn't waste it on mall ninja accessories, pizza and regrettable tattoos. If Phil had managed to keep his job at Wawa maybe he could have had that too.

Also, I've marveled at how Phil has never actually been called out on cultural appropriation, especially given how readily SJWs eat their own. Granted he's nowhere near the top of their social pyramid but still you'd think someone would have wanted to knock him down a few pegs, if for no other reason than the fact that he's so obnoxious. Most likely Toren has been holding the threat that they'll reveal he's not Latino over his head for a while, but its possible, even likely, that others have as well. Indeed maybe thats part of what Binxy and his new "antifa" buddies have been using to keep him in line. Its possible he's just smart enough to know that would he bad news for him. We already know that's one of his big fears.

Phil actually dropping the translatinx anarchist crap after all these years would be unexpected, but also kind of hilarious. I can't imagine him trying to look or act "normal," especially with all his shitty tattoos, including the ones on his face. He may well be better off as a ward of the state! In a way, its kind of a victory for the Farms, albeit in a competition we weren't actually involved in and didn't even know about. Phil has given up, after years of raging against a machine that doesn't even know or care. I suppose we exceeded his hurtful truths level? So... do we write this off as the first of his sagas? Will he live long enough to even have a second saga? Or will he just fade into obscurity?

You forgot the he sliced off his dick. Shitty tattoos, Hot Topic T-shirt, fake leather and no longer having a dick. Oh and Diabetes.
 
I also think the loss of the old guard of posters like Smutly who took the time and effort to infiltrate Phil's online spaces was a huge blow and explains a lot of the silence. Phil always would do things like lock down his Facebook, try to flush out leaks. I think his Mastodon was private from the start. He could still be posting his antifa shit with a small group but it's all supa sekret, and with no insider of course the only thing we'll see is his trips to home depo.
 
I'm still very surprised Phil hasn't been talked into making a bomb or something by an anarchist group. He couldn't be more stereotypical as the dumb guy extremist groups use to take the fall.
I'm pretty sure most anarchist groups are aware that Phil would be too stupid to build a bomb even if they gave him detailed in-depth step by step instructions. I could see them possibly having him carrying or dropping one off but even those would be risky. If you want something done right, don't trust Phil to do it.
 
It's not even about stupidity, it's about fear. Phil is too chicken to actually attend any of the actual protests/riots. Shit, those fucking idiots tore down a statue of George Washington a few weeks ago and it wasn't very far from his bunker - he wouldn't have even had to brave downtown - but he didn't show.

Being a pussy doesn't give you a pussy, Phil.
 
I assumed he finally realized he got his genitals chopped and lives in depression.

Normally, I'd assume that but didn't someone debunk his claims that he got the surgery and that the photos he leaked were faked or weren't his?

I remember thinking it was all real since Phil probably isn't smart enough to shoop something that effectively but I think @The Dude or someone else pointed out a few things that indicate Phil was once again lying about the surgery, but decided to put in a little extra effort to sell the lie and avoid another callout.

I could be wrong though.

Honestly, I think he's just trapped in his bunker because he's depressed and has nowhere to go at this point. He's probably sick of commie anarchist shit and wants to get out and start over with a new identity to cosplay as, but given his location, he can't do that (at least not openly) and I think Toren probably cleared him out before leaving for good, leaving him even more bound to the Antifa wranglers he currently hangs with.

We all know Phil occasionally lurks this thread (or has done so in the past) and in case he is reading this, he really should pack as much stuff as he can carry, wait for his monthly check to arrive, and when it does, take a shower and extensively clean off so he can get on a Greyhound and move out of Portland.

He could get on a Greyhound to go somewhere, anywhere that's smaller and cheaper to live in.

Hell, if he found a way to move to some small town in Oregon that's outside the Cascades/I-5 Corridor and Portland Metro Area, he would still be eligible for all those state-level benefits.
 
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