Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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At this stage it's not clear if he even knows what he believes outside of who he hates.
His hatred is the only thing that's kind of consistent. He constantly tries to suck up to BreadTubers while simultaneously expressing his undying hatred for the working class and sucking neoliberal cock. He seems to try and suck up to anything that calls itself left-wing. This likely stems from the fact that Robert is too stupid to understand any form of nuisance.
 
Tied is Interstellar which actually advanced real life physics when the hollywood SFX computer systems revealed something physicists hadn't been able to see before.
Interstellar was Kip Thorne's way of getting funding for his work modeling the behavior of black holes in virtual spaces. He's couldn't get the money through traditional academic channels, so he pulled a Sagan and went to Hollywood.

Carol Danvers was the first Ms Marvel though. She later took up the mantle of 'Captain Marvel' and that sounds more formidable, so that's what they called the movie.
Considering the history and usage of the honorific "Ms." since its revival by second-wave feminists, this does nothing but show you the complete lack of understanding, awareness, or respect these "feminist" tits have of their own ideology, let alone a damn comic book. Disney meanwhile is more than happy to wipe the Vietnam allegory baggage of those characters clean to get that Pentagon cock a couple inches further down their throat.
 
Bob pretends to care about a Corona death.
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Bob pretends to care about a company not standing up for it's employee's political speech.
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The vid is of the woman confirming that she is the manager and she did say "Fuck Donald Trump". There is no indication that he was "simply walking by the store" or if she did yell at him outside of the store as the video starts after the accosting, which, again, she did confirm.

Bob's virtue signaling righteous ultimatum.
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The face of a tranny(a) who hasn't bathed in 4 years.
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I'm interested in what Robert Flick would think of David Lynch movies. They'd either set altitude records over his head or he'd have a stroke trying to figure them out
or for that matter, anything by Alejandro Jodorowsky or Luis Buñuel
then again, he'd probably just dismiss them because they were made more than 10 years ago, they're not based on Marvel comics, and in Buñuel's case, most of them are not in English
 
Bob pretends to care about a Corona death.
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Bob pretends to care about a company not standing up for it's employee's political speech.
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The vid is of the woman confirming that she is the manager and she did say "Fuck Donald Trump". There is no indication that he was "simply walking by the store" or if she did yell at him outside of the store as the video starts after the accosting, which, again, she did confirm.

Bob's virtue signaling righteous ultimatum.
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The face of a tranny(a) who hasn't bathed in 4 years.
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Honestly if you're an employee of any retail business and you yell "Fuck" anything at a potential customer you need to be fired. Businesses thrive on positive impressions from the public and repeat business. A provoked cashier swearing at a customer is understandable and I'd let them off with a warning; but if you're a manager you should know better and be capable of acting like a professional adult.

It has nothing to do with the right side of history (much as I find that concept asinine) and everything to do with, when you're on the clock and wearing a company's name, you are an representative of that company and you should be expected to be a professional in the workplace. You want to voice your opinion outside of work? That's your right. But as soon as you clock in you should be all business.
 
or for that matter, anything by Alejandro Jodorowsky or Luis Buñuel
then again, he'd probably just dismiss them because they were made more than 10 years ago, they're not based on Marvel comics, and in Buñuel's case, most of them are not in English

I disagree. I think Bob would offer some fart-sniffing, overblown, obviously performative praise of all of these guys, just because it's what's expected of sophisticated critics. There would be some astonishingly terrible hot takes, and there would be obvious signifiers that he had no clue what he was watching, and there would likely be some interpretations he clearly lifted from other critics and professors, but just to prove he's a Man of Taste and Culture, he would at least pretend to appreciate these films.

Does he actually enjoy them? Haha, of course not.
 
I missed this earlier. Presenting, Jackboot Bob in Lockdown 2: Cow Crossover!
I dare you Bobbyboi. I double dog dare you, you pudgy coward and your weirdo tranny flunkies, you the same "man" that said you couldn't go out and march along your precious BLM because you have a weak constitution, you the same man that owns toy guns, to come and "collect". Do it faggot.
 
I missed this earlier. Presenting, Jackboot Bob in Lockdown 2: Cow Crossover!

I dare you Bobbyboi. I double dog dare you, you pudgy coward and your weirdo tranny flunkies, you the same "man" that said you couldn't go out and march along your precious BLM because you have a weak constitution, you the same man that owns toy guns, to come and "collect". Do it faggot.

Ohhhh, Twitter Tough Guy And Not At All An Unhealthy Fat Tub Of Shit Bob is my favorite Bob.

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I missed this earlier. Presenting, Jackboot Bob in Lockdown 2: Cow Crossover!
I dare you Bobbyboi. I double dog dare you, you pudgy coward and your weirdo tranny flunkies, you the same "man" that said you couldn't go out and march along your precious BLM because you have a weak constitution, you the same man that owns toy guns, to come and "collect". Do it faggot.
Wasting half a year, Bob? You never leave your fucking basement hovel and now you want to pretend your year has been wasted? Did a Marvel movie get pushed back or something?
 
Ohhhh, Twitter Tough Guy And Not At All An Unhealthy Fat Tub Of Shit Bob is my favorite Bob.

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The tweet still does exist

There's some sort of bizarre fuckery with twitter not letting me look up the tweet by phrases or who it was in response to.

I roughly remember this. I tried to find the tweet to make sure it was archived an lo and behold
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I initially tried just "bone" and I found this gem which plays nicely with his latest bout of "I no amimals!" tweets
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The pic with a tranny soft ball admitting that it's a fetish
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And while trying to verify if this had been posted before I stumbled on this find from @Your Local Neko Girl GF which was well before Corona chan. I'm including the archives for solution to the "human lymphona" question.
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And the guy who said that that tumplings are less than human in the cap? He at some point went protected and trooned out(a).
This is incorrect. Bobby boy being the virtuous American of intelligence doesn't support killing the obsoletes, that would barbaric.
As you can see virtuous Bob doesn't support killing the obsoletes. He just considers them to be less than human and wants to oppress and impoverish them for having opposing opinions. However, this should be taken with a grain of salt, because Bob, the galaxy brained intellectual superman he is constantly changes his worldviews:
 
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