Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I just saw a post from a BIWOC that made me think of Bob ”I’m smarter than everybody” Chipman. The fact that he has never confronted this reality is a testament to what a solid job he’s done surrounding himself with sanctimonious wypipo. Just an excerpt:

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Bob confirmed for white supremacist.
 
You guys see the tweet Bob made about how superheroes are "unrelatable" because they're not constantly having sex? Without a single hint of self-awareness?

You know who's constantly thinking about sex, believes its super important and treats like it's so high value you need to have it constantly, Bob?

Incels.
Lmao I remember being a 12-year-old virgin and wondering why/how adults ever went to work or did chores when they could be having sex all day. It never occurred to me that remaining a virgin into one’s 40s could preserve that mindset indefinitely. Poor Bob.
 
You guys see the tweet Bob made about how superheroes are "unrelatable" because they're not constantly having sex? Without a single hint of self-awareness?

You know who's constantly thinking about sex, believes its super important and treats like it's so high value you need to have it constantly, Bob?

Incels.
Please post it. I want to see this raw and unfiltered.
 
its a really minor point and kind of petty to remember but hes part of a larger problem of people seeing history as a set of dry facts and not the same world but in the past with all the complexities and things to uncover leading us to today. you can find out a lot about how people thought and think and make more sense of why things happened, happen and will happen by delving into bits of culture like that. Looking at gambling in the 19th century was fascinating and showed bits of their thought process that just doesnt appear in a dry list of all the crimes whitey committed and feel bad for minorities, same with dueling
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Too much history education goes into these enormous events . Of course they're important, but it's sometimes much more fascinating to learn how the everyday person lived and thought back then. I guess teaching about that stuff instead of rattling off dates or pushing the racism angle is too hard.

You guys see the tweet Bob made about how superheroes are "unrelatable" because they're not constantly having sex? Without a single hint of self-awareness?

You know who's constantly thinking about sex, believes its super important and treats like it's so high value you need to have it constantly, Bob?

Incels.
And he probably has specific superheroes in mind.
 
You guys see the tweet Bob made about how superheroes are "unrelatable" because they're not constantly having sex? Without a single hint of self-awareness?
I can't find the tweet you mentioned, unfortunately. I suspect it is an old tweet? If you tell us the exact words he said we'll be able to search for it and get it capped.

Marvel fucking love Science!!!!!
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Can anyone well-versed in these movies tell us what a theoretical physicist have possibly contributed in them? And what is the difference between Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel?

Trump is pure evil like those villain in old cartoons!
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Tucker Carlson's cover is blown!
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More TOLU2 arcana that I must leave it for you to sort out yourself:
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Here's the thot's Instagram in case you want to fap like Bobby does.
 
How do these people not understand the concept of TIME CONSTRAINTS??

Like... yeah, when you've got to fill 16 pages a month, 4 times a month (as once there was 4 spidey books a month) for an entire year, guess what? You've got time to go into the hero's love life!

2 hrs on a movie screen doesn't leave as much time for such things. Unless you cut out stuff that people are paying a movie ticket price to see. Exhibit A: Lois' "song" from the first superman movie.
 
What the hell is Bob talking about? Tony Stark has been depicted as a playboy through out the MCU, Lois and Clark obviously got it on in Superman Returns if Lois' son is any indication, and there was intimacy between Diana and Steve Trevor.
In the comics, Bruce Wayne definitely nailed Sylver St. Cloud and Vicki Vale. Spider-Man was shacked up with Black Cat for years before marrying Mary Jane and Daredevil definitely fucked Elektra.
 
I can't find the tweet you mentioned, unfortunately. I suspect it is an old tweet? If you tell us the exact words he said we'll be able to search for it and get it capped.

Marvel fucking love Science!!!!!
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Can anyone well-versed in these movies tell us what a theoretical physicist have possibly contributed in them? And what is the difference between Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel?
The Big Bang Theory had a Professor from UCLA write physics equations that would appear in the show. These equations had no effect on the shows "humor" or story-lines and existed as clickbait fodder for rags like Buzzfeed. Ghostbusters 2016 had a scientist on set as a consultant on the Proton Packs and other tech. It didn't stop the movie from being an unfunny mess where the tech behaves like magic wielded by babbling morons. This scientist is probably providing the same function for the MCU he's on set explaining the theoreticals behind the technology in the movies but never says its impossible to achieve by todays standards. His job is to say fancy words and pretend these movies are more smartly written than they really are. Also every time a hear theoretical physics I think:
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Trump is pure evil like those villain in old cartoons!
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Call me when Trump ties some chick to a railroad track laced with dynamite while twirling his handlebar mustache.

More TOLU2 arcana that I must leave it for you to sort out yourself:
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Here's the thot's Instagram in case you want to fap like Bobby does.
I got nothing. Hes defending the game with a lot of big fancy words but the what and why completely elude me. All I know is that he's probably jacked it to Abby.

Lol back when the tranny sex scene for TLOU2 got leaked I thought how excessive it was and how a more restrained love scene would have conveyed the same emotional reaction. You don't need to explicitly show sex to tell the audience that two characters love each other. We know Steve Rogers loves Peggy Carter because of their interactions with each other and the way he talks about her, we know Peter Parker loves MJ because he tries to protect her and his visible jealousy toward her other boyfriends influences his actions and affects his superpowers. The characters dialogue and physical mannerisms tell us about the intimacy of their relationships while suggesting they probably engage in hanky panky off camera. A film does not need characters engaged in full frontal fucking to tell us they love each other.
 
The Big Bang Theory had a Professor from UCLA write physics equations that would appear in the show. These equations had no effect on the shows "humor" or story-lines and existed as clickbait fodder for rags like Buzzfeed. Ghostbusters 2016 had a scientist on set as a consultant on the Proton Packs and other tech. It didn't stop the movie from being an unfunny mess where the tech behaves like magic wielded by babbling morons. This scientist is probably providing the same function for the MCU he's on set explaining the theoreticals behind the technology in the movies but never says its impossible to achieve by todays standards. His job is to say fancy words and pretend these movies are more smartly written than they really are. Also every time a hear theoretical physics I think:
By far the winner of them is Futurama which had an actual mathematical theorem get officially recognized from the show.

Tied is Interstellar which actually advanced real life physics when the hollywood SFX computer systems revealed something physicists hadn't been able to see before.
 
By far the winner of them is Futurama which had an actual mathematical theorem get officially recognized from the show.

Tied is Interstellar which actually advanced real life physics when the hollywood SFX computer systems revealed something physicists hadn't been able to see before.
Pfft. Futurama? Interstellar? Those are too lowly for the patrician cinematic palette of Bob Chipman.
 
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