Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Do you think Bob might ever an hero himself? I'm not saying that like it is a good thing, but Blob is getting older, doesn't have a house of his own, a spouse, successful career, or even his health. I know the standard response is 'he's too arrogant' but look at his diet; he is doing it already at a much slower pace. If he loses his job and youtube or Twitter dies, making him have to start over, I could see him considering a belly flop off a bridge in his old Mario outfit.

Considering this is Bob, he'd probably fail at it.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Considering this is Bob, he'd probably fail at it.

Personally, I think he'll die from a heart attack when Marvel has their first box office bomb.

 

[Flexo]

Personally, I think he'll die from a heart attack when Marvel has their first box office bomb.

Bob's love of Marvel is just a little bit of an overblown meme in this thread. He's far more like a... used car salesman towards it - trying to take advantage of the current popularity to relive that brief moment in school when being the video game nerd was hip and cool. Nintendo and Godzilla mean far more to him. The company owners would have to go bankrupt to even push Bob that far.

Bob's ego is greater than any AT field from Evangelion. It would take something major to puncture it. My short list would be:

• He loses his blue checkmark.
• He gets demonetized if not banned from YouTube.
• Cancel culture hits him in a very specific way (I mean it has to be precise and involves people he really likes - like Lindsay Ellis calling him out on twitter, or Naomi Wu blocking him.)
• His niece screams, "I hate you."

As long as things are set up so he can protect him with smug assurance that he is smart, he is a part of the future, that he has a place in the world of tomorrow that he earned, he will never kill himself - because he wants to live long enough to watch the robots kill the midwest first.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Do you think Bob might ever an hero himself? I'm not saying that like it is a good thing, but Blob is getting older, doesn't have a house of his own, a spouse, successful career, or even his health. I know the standard response is 'he's too arrogant' but look at his diet; he is doing it already at a much slower pace. If he loses his job and youtube or Twitter dies, making him have to start over, I could see him considering a belly flop off a bridge in his old Mario outfit.

This may just be wishful thinking on my part, but I think a troon saga is more likely. Think about it: his life has been stagnating for at least a decade, people who he used to mock (like Razorfist) have long since left him in the dust, he's become a meme thanks to EFAP, the lefty Kool Kidz Klub either ignores him or loathes him, and there's still no sign of his Moon Wheat. Add on top of that, Bob is absolutely the person with enough magical thinking/cargo cult mentality around SCIENCE!!! that he could believe that changing sex was literally possible, and would be the magic solution to all of his many, many, MANY problems.

(In a largely unrelated note, I'd like to see Bob's take on Dr. Stone.)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

While he is generally a huge pussy, I think Creepy Uncle Bob would an hero himself if he got busted for child porn. Which, considering what he openly tweets about jerking off to, is a distinct possibility.

Speaking of which:

 

[StraightShooter2]

If someone invented an "automated movie critic" which just churns out random lines of text, it would be more readable than this beardo.

Not to mention the irony and contradictions to the point of self-parody:

*Known for writing a bad book on a 90s video game which has been an oudated medium for game play / reviews since at least 2003 and the dawn of Youtube "let's plays".

*Idolizes a character and franchise which is the stereotypical epitome of "traditional masculinity / helpless damsel in distress".

*Spends his time commenting on softcore lesbian porn of Princess Peach and other Japanese video game characters.

*I think he's a case of someone whose emotional development arrested during puberty, and he's wasted his entire life on "resentment" over not being able to win his crush away from some dumb jock in HS. He's basically a case of the jokes just writing themselves so easily that it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

He's not a "nerd" in the sense of a Bill Gates, a Steve Jobs, a Mark Zuckerberg, he's a "nerd" in the sense of a grown, single man who still plays with his sister's Ken dolls.

 

[Meriasek]

I doubt a troon saga would ever be in the works for the Bob Show. Kino Roberto is, at his core, very much a toxic white cis male, and he is way too caught up in his own self-image of being the pinnacle of non-obsolete masculinity. At most he'll pay lip service to some general "mine and basically everyone's gender and orientation is kinda fluid, it's 2022, friendo" kind of sentiment.
I also don't think he'd an hero if his ego gets shot up enough for him to realize what a pathetic waste of space he is.
Mostly, I see one of two things happening:
1) He realizes that he's done for, and will try to be the bigger man (well, he's always the bigger man because he's fat) and "graciously" leave the public eye. No idea what he'd do instead, but he'd bow out of Twitter at least for a while and try to weather it out. He'll self-flagellate a bit and hang his head in shame and use the ordeal to do even more posturing.
2) If things get really rough and there's absolutely nobody left to support him, he might swallow the black pill, dig in, and go Full tismSpectrum Warrior solo commando against everything and everyone. It'd really be a complete descent into madness with some proper schizoposting mixed in. He's barely coherent right now, but such a blow might push him over the edge. He'd probably develop more medical issues quickly after that, and either fade away from public view due to hospitalizations, or just die.

The first option seems more in line with him, even though the very first sentence says "He realizes", which is not something Bob does, ever. Still, it's the more likely option for when there's still a modicum of support for him around. If he still has a few troon stans left, he'll grovel and self-flagellate like a good boi.
Second option is unlikely, but if he gets hit with a barrage of blows in quick succession (Trump reelection, metoo'd, ostracized by all his favourite waifus in public, denounced by his troons, an AI trained with his reviews and tweets replaces him) his mind might break and he could see himself turning more into an anti-hero. Remember, Bob thinks in terms of movies and their internal rules. He either has to redeem himself, or go fight as the lone wolf for justice.

/edit:
Oh yeah, if he actually gets busted for something REALLY, criminally bad, like child porn or worse, he might actually an hero. But not for a mild case Metoo because he got drunk with a bimbo at a con or shit like that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is way too addicted to attention to ever get off Twitter, let alone seek a nice life offline. He’s pretty much already all-in on the black pill at this point. That’s a progressive disease; it only gets worse, never getter. This thread will be very active as long as KF exists.

 

[The tired cat]

If anything Kanye would be Iron Man; rich, sleeps with beautiful women, people still love him even if hes an asshole, probably drunk a lot, the voice of a generation. Also I thought you loved Black Panther Bob? So shouldn't you be supporting the black candidate who wants to make it a reality instead of an old white man?

Well c'mon, Kanye supports Trump and dared to step out of line. He's no longer allowed to claim he's a black guy and should be seen as a race traitor. When the superior future comes, all those minorities who voted for Trump shall be placed in special camps and be forced to wear marks like those..ooo..what were they called..the Nazis REALLY hated them and were using them all.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I doubt a troon saga would ever be in the works for the Bob Show. Kino Roberto is, at his core, very much a toxic white cis male, and he is way too caught up in his own self-image of being the pinnacle of non-obsolete masculinity. At most he'll pay lip service to some general "mine and basically everyone's gender and orientation is kinda fluid, it's 2022, friendo" kind of sentiment.
I also don't think he'd an hero if his ego gets shot up enough for him to realize what a pathetic waste of space he is.
Mostly, I see one of two things happening:
1) He realizes that he's done for, and will try to be the bigger man (well, he's always the bigger man because he's fat) and "graciously" leave the public eye. No idea what he'd do instead, but he'd bow out of Twitter at least for a while and try to weather it out. He'll self-flagellate a bit and hang his head in shame and use the ordeal to do even more posturing.
2) If things get really rough and there's absolutely nobody left to support him, he might swallow the black pill, dig in, and go Full tismSpectrum Warrior solo commando against everything and everyone. It'd really be a complete descent into madness with some proper schizoposting mixed in. He's barely coherent right now, but such a blow might push him over the edge. He'd probably develop more medical issues quickly after that, and either fade away from public view due to hospitalizations, or just die.

The first option seems more in line with him, even though the very first sentence says "He realizes", which is not something Bob does, ever. Still, it's the more likely option for when there's still a modicum of support for him around. If he still has a few troon stans left, he'll grovel and self-flagellate like a good boi.
Second option is unlikely, but if he gets hit with a barrage of blows in quick succession (Trump reelection, metoo'd, ostracized by all his favourite waifus in public, denounced by his troons, an AI trained with his reviews and tweets replaces him) his mind might break and he could see himself turning more into an anti-hero. Remember, Bob thinks in terms of movies and their internal rules. He either has to redeem himself, or go fight as the lone wolf for justice.

/edit:
Oh yeah, if he actually gets busted for something REALLY, criminally bad, like child porn or worse, he might actually an hero. But not for a mild case Metoo because he got drunk with a bimbo at a con or shit like that.

Something just caught my mind...

Mario was actually based off of Popeye (the original "Donkey Kong" arcade game was intended to be a Popeye game, but Nintendo never got the rights to it, so they invented Mario).

In addition to be the epitome of "traditional masculinity / sexist portrayals of damsels in distress", Popeye was known for having a few racist episodes during the WII era, such a racist portrayals of Asians/Japanese, African Cannibals, and others:





Maybe constantly hit him up with the racist roots of Mario, and see if he finally "severs ties" with his favorite character.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

While he is generally a huge pussy, I think Creepy Uncle Bob would an hero himself if he got busted for child porn. Which, considering what he openly tweets about jerking off to, is a distinct possibility.

Speaking of which:

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He and Dobson should hook-up.

 

[Positron]

Kino Roberto is, at his core, very much a toxic white cis male, and he is way too caught up in his own self-image of being the pinnacle of non-obsolete masculinity.

Bobby thinks brain work, and only brain work, will guarantee The Future; the traditional notion of masculinity, with its association with physicality and strength, is the very thing that must phase out before we can have Moon Wheat.

He will lick the sole of any pee o'sea woman that he recognizes as strong and in charge, masculinity be damned. If he is ordered to troon out for the sake of Superior Future, he will in a heartbeat.

 

[Meriasek]

Bobby thinks brain work, and only brain work, will guarantee The Future; the traditional notion of masculinity, with its association with physicality and strength, is the very thing that must phase out before we can have Moon Wheat.

He will lick the sole of any pee o'sea woman that he recognizes as strong and in charge, masculinity be damned. If he is ordered to troon out for the sake of Superior Future, he will in a heartbeat.

That's what he says, but look at how he actually portrays himself. He never fails to mention how totally heterosexual he is. He's always on about "C'mon, it's two hot chicks making out, what's not to like?", how physically strong and imposing he is, how knowledgeable and experienced he is with the outdoors and survival, all that kind of stuff. Sure, he claims that the Future belongs to the THINKERS (whom he believes himself to belong to, of course), but he desperately wants people to know that he is still a manly man, if only to show that he, as an evolved thinker, is better at being manly than the wasteland ghouls without even trying.
The most troonery we will ever see from him is, as I said, lip service to "Eh, everyone's gender and sexuality is kinda fluid, so if the right guy comes along I'd totally try it, and some days I don't feel 100% like a man".
He might be convinced to wear a dress or a skirt to show how comfortable he is with current year's fluid gender norms, but I suspect he'd avoid that by claiming that he's perfectly comfortable with his normal clothes and that he has nothing to prove to anyone.

 

[Rei is shit]

daily AIMEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Robert Chipman: fashion expert


I've noticed him making more typos than normal. March on beetus

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I've noticed him making more typos than normal. March on beetus
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“Those negroes and their little ‘civil rights movement‘ never would’ve accomplished anything if middle-class whites hadn’t been helping them!” -MovieBob

 

[Mola Ram]

Robert Chipman: fashion expert

Big words from a guy who can barely dress himself in outfits that look like uniforms for trainables.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Big words from a guy who can barely dress himself in outfits that look like uniforms for trainables.

Right? We literally just covered this.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's what he says, but look at how he actually portrays himself. He never fails to mention how totally heterosexual he is. He's always on about "C'mon, it's two hot chicks making out, what's not to like?", how physically strong and imposing he is, how knowledgeable and experienced he is with the outdoors and survival, all that kind of stuff. Sure, he claims that the Future belongs to the THINKERS (whom he believes himself to belong to, of course), but he desperately wants people to know that he is still a manly man, if only to show that he, as an evolved thinker, is better at being manly than the wasteland ghouls without even trying.
The most troonery we will ever see from him is, as I said, lip service to "Eh, everyone's gender and sexuality is kinda fluid, so if the right guy comes along I'd totally try it, and some days I don't feel 100% like a man".
He might be convinced to wear a dress or a skirt to show how comfortable he is with current year's fluid gender norms, but I suspect he'd avoid that by claiming that he's perfectly comfortable with his normal clothes and that he has nothing to prove to anyone.

To be fair, he's so fat he'd only be comfortable in his clothes. Unless, of course, he took a page from a cow like Amberlynn Read when he trooned out.

 

[BubbleButt]

an AI trained with his reviews and tweets replaces him

Bob's written so goddamn much effluvium that it would be incredibly easy to train an AI off his trash. Anyone have experience in doing something like that or know of any resources for starting a project like this?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Bob's written so goddamn much effluvium that it would be incredibly easy to train an AI off his trash. Anyone have experience in doing something like that or know of any resources for starting a project like this?

Automating Film Robert into obsolescence would truly be a Superior Future!