Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Fixed it for you. I cannot WAIT to see your lolsuit thrown out, and you declared a vexatious litigant. It's amazing that you claim to anything about the law when you still consider CPS's childprotection inquiries as " criminal investigations". You seem completely unable to delineate between 2 VERY separate things. (much like you cannot differentiate between your obligations to the State and your obligations to your make-believe SkyFaerie)Perhaps you will learn the difference when excoriated by a judge, but I highly doubt it. Your delusion is perfectly cemented at this point, and your inability to separate reality from magical-thinking delusion is complete.
I'll ask again: What's my name and in what jurisdiction do I live?

CPS investigations are criminal matters in Virginia. DUMMY
It's listed in Virginia code under Crimes and federal courts are also bound to the state laws of the Plaintiff

The judge can declare me a Vexatious Litigant immediately without filing the pleadings. . He hasn't!

He could also dismiss with prejudice

 

[Null]

I forgot a zero

American (USA) dollars are written with commas after $999 and periods only before cents.

It's not a European court,money isn't written with commas in the USA before $1,000

MORON

Of all the places to make typos, the money zone should be the one part without error. You have to justify every cent you ask for. Why did you not cite any precedent or statute for the amounts you're asking?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

He could also dismiss with prejudice

But he hasn't. He left the door open to resume and exume!

 

[SIGSEGV]

Of all the places to make typos, the money zone should be the one part without error. You have to justify every cent you ask for. Why did you not cite any precedent or statute for the amounts you're asking?

It's because she's a retard.

exume

It's spelled "exhume" you retard.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Of all the places to make typos, the money zone should be the one part without error. You have to justify every cent you ask for. Why did you not cite any precedent or statute for the amounts you're asking?

Pro-se Litigant forms expressly say that the person filing cannot cite case law nor statutes. See the instructions on bullet 6 of the form

It's spelled "exhume" you retard.

I use spell check. I haven't memorized 80,000 English words

 

[SIGSEGV]

I am a stupid whore

I noticed.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

It's because she's a retard.

It's spelled "exhume" you retard.

She's widdleing away at the English language

I use spell check. I haven't memorized 80,000 English words

It's exhume. From "to unbury" ex=out of , humus, being dirt or ground. Like you wanted to do to your father.LMAO
Funny how me, an "uneducated "(you presume) frenchman has a better grip on Latin than you do of english

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Your folly is that you can't decipher between feelings and fact, law and opinion.

LOL, your lawsuit shows that you yourself have a lot of trouble in that particular area. As for your family squabbles, you really are a narcissistic little cunt. "Everyone owes me everything i want, even though I hate them and think they're evil." Fuck you, Melinda. You deserve jack fucking shit, and that's exactly what you're going to get out of this lawsuit. How many protective orders have you had taken out against family members? Why the fuck should any of your family members do anything for you?

The ones who really suffer from your nasty and aggressive personality are your children. Day after day they have to suffer with you as they get older and your 'home-schooling' teaches them nothing and you isolate them from the world, so no one can see you neglect and mistreat them. The problem isn't the world, or your relatives, or your neighbors. The problem is you, Melinda. You're a spiteful and malicious person who tries to weaponize the court system and weaponize your religious beliefs to punish the world for regarding you as the obnoxious piece of white trash shit that you so obviously are. Someone said you had 18 protective orders taken out against various people. Amazing. Everyone who interacts with you dislikes you, Melinda. It's not hard to see why.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

I forgot a zero

American (USA) dollars are written with commas after $999 and periods only before cents.

It's not a European court,money isn't written with commas in the USA before $1,000

MORON

Don't you mean $10,00?! You retard.

LOL, your lawsuit shows that you yourself have a lot of trouble in that particular area. As for your family squabbles, you really are a narcissistic little cunt. "Everyone owes me everything i want, even though I hate them and think they're evil." Fuck you, Melinda. You deserve jack fucking shit, and that's exactly what you're going to get out of this lawsuit. How many protective orders have you had taken out against family members? Why the fuck should any of your family members do anything for you?

The ones who really suffer from your nasty and aggressive personality are your children. Day after day they have to suffer with you as they get older and your 'home-schooling' teaches them nothing and you isolate them from the world, so no one can see you neglect and mistreat them. The problem isn't the world, or your relatives, or your neighbors. The problem is you, Melinda. You're a spiteful and malicious person who tries to weaponize the court system and weaponize your religious beliefs to punish the world for regarding you as the obnoxious piece of white trash shit that you so obviously are. Someone said you had 18 protective orders taken out against various people. Amazing. Everyone who interacts with you dislikes you, Melinda. It's not hard to see why.

I'm guessing that her mother left her nothing, due to Linda disallowing her contact with her grandkids. Linda said " she owed me more than she left" NOT "more than she left me"
Funny that Melinda sold her birthright for arrogance's sake. How very biblical. I'd be interested to see that suit...
As for her vaunted "success rate" I'd reckon that it's entirely composed of being granted restaraining orders, which are signed automatically, as nobody (except Carlson) bothers to fight them, as doing so only demonstrates the alleged need. She can only win in rigged, non-adversarial processes.

*edited to say: If her mother really IS gonna haunt anyone, it'll be Melinda, not any of us.

 

[Deadpool]

Now my mom's ghost can haunt you. We didn't have the best relationship but the last thing my mom ever told me was that she would always love me.

One thing my mom would not allow would be something like this on her grandchildren.

I hope her ghost comes and gets you!

I'm as intimidated by the thought of your mom's ghost as I am by your lolsuit. Not at all. If I see your mom's ghost I'll call her a stupid cunt with a stupid cunt daughter. Then I'll banish her to hell in the name of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

They sell Crayola markers in the school supply section of Walmart for you to write out your response. You probably don't want to use crayons, they are more likely to carry COVID-19. I need you alive to serve papers

Not everyone uses markers or crayons to scrawl their legal jibberish the way you do. Of course those are a step above what you should be using, which is your own feces on an asylum wall.

I forgot a zero

American (USA) dollars are written with commas after $999 and periods only before cents.

It's not a European court,money isn't written with commas in the USA before $1,000

MORON

I stand by the fact if by some extreme miracle you happen to successfully sue me, I'll burn every asset I own and piss on the ashes before I see you get a dime from me. Of course you don't even know who I am and this case is just gonna get thrown out anyway, still I want you to know that.

 

[SIGSEGV]

If Melinda wants to add another defendant to the list, I'll help her out: my name is Dennis Thompson.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

I'm as intimidated by the thought of your mom's ghost as I am by your lolsuit. Not at all. If is see your mom's ghost I'll call her a stupid cunt with a stupid cunt daughter. Then I'd banish her to hell in the name of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.


Not everyone uses markers or crayons to scrawl their legal jibberish the way you do. Of course those are a step above what you should be using, which is your own feces on an asylum wall.

I stand by the fact if by some extreme miracle you happen to successfully sue me, I'll burn every asset I own and piss on the ashes before I see you get a dime from me. Of course you don't even know who I am and this case is just gonna get thrown out anyway, still I want you to know that.

Agreed. And I'd till salt into every acre, kill every chicken, cut down every fruit tree. and dump engine shampoo in the well for good measure. I guess she could have the septic system, it seems fitting.

 

[LoverofPi]

After reading over her pleading, I love how she contradicts herself with "They never had permission" and "Well, okay, they had permission but they intimidated me"

Also with "They didn't know it was my account BEFORE they investigated!"

I also like the repeated use of "legal spouse." While the use is fine in context, didn't Linda make a big bally-hoo about not bothering to be legally married since a covenant was good enough?

Melinda seems to think anyone being investigated of a crime should have the time to get their lawyer/ a court approved lawyer on site before the investigation begins.

Bringing Kiwi Farms into the case is actively detrimental to whatever case she wants to bring against CPS. She's doing it for money and intimidation and because the farms are her personal bugbear.

"It is so accepted by Defendant Wise Co .DSS that they can just come to someone's house without a Warrant that they just come without one when they come to the Plaintiff's home." Beautiful sentence, perfectly terrible.

"widdle away" Oh wondrous idiocy. That is not the word you think it is, Linda.

Oh, and she still thinkgs Karl anmd Rafal are people she knows IRL. Lovely.

Oh, and "You can't hold me responsible for what I, I mean that profile that I want to pretend isn't mine says online" I also like how she can have the right to express ideologies and beliefs but anyone responding to her negatively is "interference and "malicious intent"

IPs will get you jack, fuck, and diddly inasfar as identifying people, Linda.

 

[Null]

Pro-se Litigant forms expressly say that the person filing cannot cite case law nor statutes. See the instructions on bullet 6 of the form

You can file a complaint without that form. They tell you not to do provide legal arguments because they expect your complaint to fit in the space provided. It is for people who have suffered a plain-as-day injury, which can be described in one paragraph, but who are too poor to get legal help. You are attaching a 25 page complaint to a form you do not need to use. You would know this if you had done research.

http://www.vawd.uscourts.gov/media/3177/prose_hdbk.pdf

See page 14. If you were filing a competent complaint you would not need to use that form.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

@TamarYaelBatYah , since you are inclined to spend days neglecting your children to engage in quasi-legal fucktardery, here's something for you. You'll need to intimately acquaint yourself with it in order to progress with your lolsuit against me. While it's evident that your command of your own first language is bog-standard, I'm sure that dealing with the intricacies of napoleonic law in french will be a breeze for someone of your lofty intellectual standing.

http://www.legisquebec.gouv.qc.ca/fr/showdoc/cs/C-25.01

 

[Deadpool]

@TamarYaelBatYah , since you are inclined to spend days neglecting your children to engage in quasi-legal fucktardery, here's something for you. You'll need to intimately acquaint yourself with it in order to progress with your lolsuit against me. While it's evident that your command of your own first language is bog-standard, I'm sure that dealing with the intricacies of napoleonic law in french will be a breeze for someone of your lofty intellectual standing.

http://www.legisquebec.gouv.qc.ca/fr/showdoc/cs/C-25.01

Considering her grasp on the English language is tenuous at best, the thought of her trying to grasp a new set of laws in a different language is highly amusing. I look forward to whatever horribly Google translated gibberish she puts forth.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Hey @TamarYaelBatYah ,remember how you were threatening to get other disgusting lolcows in on your lolsuit? I'd suggest you get Russel Greer to write your motions and factums etc for you.He's a paralegal ya know! While I know you are a welfare-dependant parasite, surely the only thing you possess of any (very questionable) value is coincidentally the only thing he values,. Surely a quid pro quo could be arranged in lieu of monetary recompense?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

After reading over her pleading, I love how she contradicts herself with "They never had permission" and "Well, okay, they had permission but they intimidated me"

Also with "They didn't know it was my account BEFORE they investigated!"

I also like the repeated use of "legal spouse." While the use is fine in context, didn't Linda make a big bally-hoo about not bothering to be legally married since a covenant was good enough?

Melinda seems to think anyone being investigated of a crime should have the time to get their lawyer/ a court approved lawyer on site before the investigation begins.

Bringing Kiwi Farms into the case is actively detrimental to whatever case she wants to bring against CPS. She's doing it for money and intimidation and because the farms are her personal bugbear.

"It is so accepted by Defendant Wise Co .DSS that they can just come to someone's house without a Warrant that they just come without one when they come to the Plaintiff's home." Beautiful sentence, perfectly terrible.

"widdle away" Oh wondrous idiocy. That is not the word you think it is, Linda.

Oh, and she still thinkgs Karl anmd Rafal are people she knows IRL. Lovely.

Oh, and "You can't hold me responsible for what I, I mean that profile that I want to pretend isn't mine says online" I also like how she can have the right to express ideologies and beliefs but anyone responding to her negatively is "interference and "malicious intent"

IPs will get you jack, fuck, and diddly inasfar as identifying people, Linda.

You're not a judge, your analysis means jack shit

You can file a complaint without that form. They tell you not to do provide legal arguments because they expect your complaint to fit in the space provided. It is for people who have suffered a plain-as-day injury, which can be described in one paragraph, but who are too poor to get legal help. You are attaching a 25 page complaint to a form you do not need to use. You would know this if you had done research.

http://www.vawd.uscourts.gov/media/3177/prose_hdbk.pdf

See page 14. If you were filing a competent complaint you would not need to use that form.

I already have that handbook on my computer. True that you don't HAVE TO use that form, NOT TRUE that it has to fit in that space. See the park where it says "attach additional papers".

I'm guessing that her mother left her nothing, due to Linda disallowing her contact with her grandkids. Linda said " she owed me more than she left" NOT "more than she left me"
Funny that Melinda sold her birthright for arrogance's sake. How very biblical. I'd be interested to see that suit...
As for her vaunted "success rate" I'd reckon that it's entirely composed of being granted restaraining orders, which are signed automatically, as nobody (except Carlson) bothers to fight them, as doing so only demonstrates the alleged need. She can only win in rigged, non-adversarial processes.

*edited to say: If her mother really IS gonna haunt anyone, it'll be Melinda, not any of us.

All incorrect. PASS

LOL, your lawsuit shows that you yourself have a lot of trouble in that particular area. As for your family squabbles, you really are a narcissistic little cunt. "Everyone owes me everything i want, even though I hate them and think they're evil." Fuck you, Melinda. You deserve jack fucking shit, and that's exactly what you're going to get out of this lawsuit. How many protective orders have you had taken out against family members? Why the fuck should any of your family members do anything for you?

The ones who really suffer from your nasty and aggressive personality are your children. Day after day they have to suffer with you as they get older and your 'home-schooling' teaches them nothing and you isolate them from the world, so no one can see you neglect and mistreat them. The problem isn't the world, or your relatives, or your neighbors. The problem is you, Melinda. You're a spiteful and malicious person who tries to weaponize the court system and weaponize your religious beliefs to punish the world for regarding you as the obnoxious piece of white trash shit that you so obviously are. Someone said you had 18 protective orders taken out against various people. Amazing. Everyone who interacts with you dislikes you, Melinda. It's not hard to see why.

18 is not correct.

Keep ranting to your Christian, heathen and pagan audience. Neither Marshall, nor me,nor my children (who read this thread by the way and tell me what a piece of shit you are), give a rats ass about your notions of right and wrong. You're a filthy, unclean heathen man. Your opinion of morality mean ZERO to us. My older children have more morality than you that's why they hate you and The Stalker already! So young and yet so able to see your evil!

You don't even have enough brain cells to understand human conflicts.

Keep ranting and raving like the lunatic you are. Your own mouth is what condemns you before YHWH Almighty

Keep hiding behind that profile like the coward you are

neglecting your children

Proof?

Accusing someone of a felony is a crime

 

[SIGSEGV]

Keep hiding behind that profile like the coward you are

My name is Dennis Thompson. Add me to your lolsuit, I fucking dare you. There's no way that you'll ever do it, because the idea of meeting any of us face to face scares the absolute shit out of you. Go ahead and prove me wrong, Melinda, otherwise you forfeit any and all right to ever call yourself brave again.

Accusing someone of a felony is a crime

I'm accusing you of child abuse. Go ahead and sue me.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Proof?

Accusing someone of a felony is a crime

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah. And I thought you couldn't possibly get any dumber. Bet you think threatening to call the cops on someone is a crime too...

Also, you let your children read kiwifarms? Which is explicitly stated to be an adults-only forum? CPS should really like that. Maybe it's time for another email drop to Wise County DSS....