Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I love this whole arc. It was a very obvious joke, but a few tarded responses managed to throw Bob completely off course. If he had had balls he'd just laugh it off (and if he had any sort of introspection he'd ask himself why people are ready to believe that he'd actually advocate for any such thing).

You say it's a joke, and to some extent it is tbf, but this is the same shit that Bob has been spewing for over a decade. I really need to stress this for any newcomers. Dehumanize those who are against this amorphous idea that is "progress", give their children to those who will teach them the correct way, the Bob way, of living, and to those that resist simply cull them as we've already established they are not human like evolved, superior thinkers like Bob himself. This is what he believes/wants. Much like his Magneto Was Right vid, sometimes he's too much of dumbass to not keep his deeper feelings under wraps.

 

[Neko GF]

Ain't nothing "miniature" about Bob.

What about his IQ? That's probably a very small number.

 

[Meriasek]

You say it's a joke, and to some extent it is tbf, but this is the same shit that Bob has been spewing for over a decade. I really need to stress this for any newcomers. Dehumanize those who are against this amorphous idea that is "progress", give their children to those who will teach them the correct way, the Bob way, of living, and to those that resist simply cull them as we've already established they are not human like evolved, superior thinkers like Bob himself. This is what he believes/wants. Much like his Magneto Was Right vid, sometimes he's too much of dumbass to not keep his deeper feelings under wraps.

Oh, he would definitely not mind some sort of military intervention when it comes to politicians he doesn't like, he made that clear in following tweets.
His ideal (dare I say, superior) future would be some sort of cyberpunk think where woke corporations come in with their tech-squads and gun down foreign dictators (or whom Woko Haram deemed an evil dictator today) in the name of troons, fags, and spastics everywhere.
The joke was really just the "Germany should invade Poland" part in particular, the invasion itself, well, he could be convinced that it'd be beneficial, he'd probably say (and furiously masturbate at the thought in reality).

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

You say it's a joke, and to some extent it is tbf, but this is the same shit that Bob has been spewing for over a decade. I really need to stress this for any newcomers. Dehumanize those who are against this amorphous idea that is "progress", give their children to those who will teach them the correct way, the Bob way, of living, and to those that resist simply cull them as we've already established they are not human like evolved, superior thinkers like Bob himself. This is what he believes/wants. Much like his Magneto Was Right vid, sometimes he's too much of dumbass to not keep his deeper feelings under wraps.

I remember he called for the EU to stop Brexit from happening by comparing it to the Civil War where ‘we did something about people taking their ball to be racist’

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Here we are on the morning after one of his worst Twitter faux pas ever (what was the last thing to come close to this? "Autism blackface?") and Bob is still tweeting, and not fuzzy stuff about video games, but shitting on conservatives, looking for good boy points with trans and queers, and -- of course -- retweeting defenses of his stupidity.

You know, after a social media fuckup of this magnitude, most people would step away for a few days, if only to let things simmer down a bit before poking their head back up and trying to get back to a routine. But not Bob. He really never stopped. Which tells me he literally has no life beyond Twitter. There is no life but Twitter; there is no world beyond the corners of his little screen. How pathetic.

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The fact that so many normies are getting in on the dogpiling makes me wonder how this didn't make the front page. Are there so many cows calling for the invasion of Poland that our own Blobbenfurer is only one nutcase among many?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Oooofff. Imagine describing Bob as "empathetic." I don't know who Jay Black is, but I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving him around small children or pets.

Imagine how closed off from the world and all forms of writing, media and so forth to think "Bob is one of the best thinkers about movies"

Like holy shit nigga, just google search a different reviewer lol.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The only thing that keeps him from being either is he's too uninformed, unintelligent, and lacking in proper introspection. It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone on the farms there are people who genuinely believe in the same positions, but are intelligent enough to keep their yaps shut about the less wholesome implications. His closest parallel among all of Nazism, or at least those whose names persisted in the history books, is Eichmann -- an unimpressive, thoroughly mediocre man largely devoid of his own thought, whose sole "strength" was the ability to execute orders quickly and efficiently.

You're leaving out one more factor. He's too big of a pussy to take a stance that even he realizes will alienate the left and be immensely unpopular. The reason Robert's optics are so bad isn't because he's bold in sharing his views. It's because he's too spergy and dumb to realize what makes him look bad or to not rage over every little thing.

 

[Bolo]

The fact that so many normies are getting in on the dogpiling makes me wonder how this didn't make the front page. Are there so many cows calling for the invasion of Poland that our own Blobbenfurer is only one nutcase among many?

Maybe. But as far as Robert's antics goes, this is pretty much a mid season filler episode. Between calling large segments of the population "Sub-humans" and applauding whener one of people in the wrong side gets the flu, if you keep up with Robert's shit, it is hard to see his newest edge lord crap being all that notorious.

People are jumping on his fat throat because Robert made a nazi joke, and don't get me wrong, it has been fun to see the asshole squirm and its been a while since he was under this much heat, but unless it gets the Escapist attention, or some beadtubber starts a beef with Robert, then it's just another day in the officie for us.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He wasn’t joking, guys. I will die on this hill. Did you see the full threads (I posted them) of him rationalizing the “swing by” and how he’s also open to America being invaded to “liberate us” from Trump?

He meant every word.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

He wasn’t joking, guys. I will die on this hill. Did you see the full threads (I posted them) of him rationalizing the “swing by” and how he’s also open to America being invaded to “liberate us” from Trump?

He meant every word.

Bob really loves invasions for the purpose of progress and space.

 

[Jack Awful]

He wasn’t joking, guys. I will die on this hill. Did you see the full threads (I posted them) of him rationalizing the “swing by” and how he’s also open to America being invaded to “liberate us” from Trump?

He meant every word.

Maybe Bob and his ilk use the "if you make racist jokes you're a racist" argument because whenever they make jokes about how inferior and deserving of death the white working class is they actually mean it.

 

[Adamska]

One last for tonight. Bob is a benevolent victim who doesn't block so he can show people the way.

Oh no, he will block you if you piss him off enough. Apparently he really hates being called what he is: stupid white trash with airs, so if you highlight how dumpy and slobbish he lives, how unintelligent his passions are, and just mock him for being a hick, he will block you.

He did me.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Oh no, he will block you if you piss him off enough. Apparently he really hates being called what he is: stupid white trash with airs, so if you highlight how dumpy and slobbish he lives, how unintelligent his passions are, and just mock him for being a hick, he will block you.

He did me.

I got blocked, long before I was on here, because I suggested that his shitty attitude (I think it was about the first time I ever saw him say "the states that matter") may have had something to do with him getting fired from The Escapist. So mock him all you want but Mickey help you if you point out his failures.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

TIL “barely acknowledge” people who drag and zing him means contact their employers to try to get them fired, recruit his family members to contact their employers and try to get them fired, reply to them, retweet others’ outrage on his behalf, tweet self-pitying remarks despairing how no one ever swoops in to save him from criticism, bellyache about them with his brother on video for 10+ minutes, and the rest of the seething and stunting he keeps private.

 

[BubbleButt]

I don't understand why The Moving Blob doesn't just eat his detractors?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I don't understand why The Moving Blob doesn't just eat his detractors?

Because that would require leaving his basement and CONSOOMing something without HFCS and/or alcohol.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"Hey, guess what, all you leftists who are making fun of me right now?
There are also non-leftists who are making fun of me right now, too.
I guess that means you two are literally the same thing, or something.
How embarrassing, for you, I mean."
-Moviebob, dozens of times at this point.

 

[Red Hood]

TIL “barely acknowledge” people who drag and zing him means contact their employers to try to get them fired, recruit his family members to contact their employers and try to get them fired, reply to them, retweet others’ outrage on his behalf, tweet self-pitying remarks despairing how no one ever swoops in to save him from criticism, bellyache about them with his brother on video for 10+ minutes, and the rest of the seething and stunting he keeps private.

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In this age of overpriced streaming services, to laugh at some consoomer oaf from Boston costs us nothing.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I don't understand why The Moving Blob doesn't just eat his detractors?

He'd have to catch them.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I don't understand why The Moving Blob doesn't just eat his detractors?

Because the primitive chemoreceptor network that the Blob uses to detect and seek out the smell of prey in the absence of a true brain doesn't function over the internet.