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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Judging from his wall of useless Garfield and Bumblebee toys, Quinton has poor impulse control and wants that giant Garfield plush at any cost.....but he also knows that people shit on him for throwing away thousands on a fucking sex doll.
The way you phrased this makes it sound like the Garfield plush is a sex doll. I don't know if you did that on purpose or by accident, but either way I applaud it. And are we really sure he won't use it that way? Gotta get that extra $900 value out of it somehow...
 
The way you phrased this makes it sound like the Garfield plush is a sex doll. I don't know if you did that on purpose or by accident, but either way I applaud it. And are we really sure he won't use it that way? Gotta get that extra $900 value out of it somehow...
Well I mean it's not that hard to stick a fleshlight in a plush toy.
 
Looks like Quinton is going to make a video about #Sandgate.
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Looks like Quinton is going to make a video about #Sandgate.
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I'm going to make a prediction.

So we know Salty Dan is in, he'll probably get two more animators that owe dan something, maybe get worthikids away from making another burgertown episode to do a bit in it, and one more big youtube animator that no one would expect.

Then after the video is made and it fails once again because he made a 2 minute video take 12 minutes and repeated the same joke about sand 30 times over he'll complain no one likes him again.
 
I'm going to make a prediction.

So we know Salty Dan is in, he'll probably get two more animators that owe dan something, maybe get worthikids away from making another burgertown episode to do a bit in it, and one more big youtube animator that no one would expect.

Then after the video is made and it fails once again because he made a 2 minute video take 12 minutes and repeated the same joke about sand 30 times over he'll complain no one likes him again.
I’m guessing it’s going to involve total randos mostly, and then maaaaybe 1-2 actual channels with some popularity to them.
 
Reddit Man mad at Reddit again.
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Xanderhal claims that Cuntra made him see the light of socialist catgirls, however Quinton has greater inspirations.
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This is one step removed from getting your political takes from Harry Potter. I've only recently learned about Quinton after seeing a Deadwingdork stream about his fucking terrible virtual vidcon video, but...why is he like this? Why does he have an audience? Are there just that many people who gather around surface level social justice shilling with a dash of pop-culture "relatability"? Quinton makes me more ashamed to be my race and gender than any Confederate general or politician.
 
Xanderhal claims that Cuntra made him see the light of socialist catgirls, however Quinton has greater inspirations.
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I fail to see what's deep or insightful about "rich people don't stay rich unless they keep their money." It just sounds like Quinton wants rich people to have their money taken because he wants everyone to suffer like him. At least the first line is highlighting a real problem with the justice system.

Fuck, I'm already regretting these people abandoning Harry Potter. If only we'd realized that Rowling getting on their bad side was going to lead to them seeking their life's inspiration and meaning in Disney Channel originals. At least Rowling wasn't molesting her book characters while she was writing the series.
 
why is he like this? Why does he have an audience? Are there just that many people who gather around surface level social justice shilling with a dash of pop-culture "relatability"?
Yes.
Everyone that is left has a parasocial attachment to him or has been on this thread. Not even his fans watch his more personal shit, they just come to get their opinion confirmed or bully him into accepting their own ideas.
That fucking plushie that got lost in UPS is one of nine worldwide and is going to see more action than the sexdoll.
 
Xanderhal claims that Cuntra made him see the light of socialist catgirls, however Quinton has greater inspirations.
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What...how...the fuck...
How is "rich people saving their money instead of pissing it away is what keeps them rich" a radicalizing statement? It's not even true about the character as Tipton was a rich airhead who spent her daddy's endless money every which way, usually as the butt of a joke.
 
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