Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[BatterylessWatch]

As an added bonus, a brazilian 3D modeler named "Holopaxume" (I believe this is his DeviantArt account and this is his Twitter) is currently attempting to recreate Alex in 3D form, available "when it's done", so keep your eyes open.

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https://twitter.com/YandereDevOOC/status/1284344645833482247

(https://archive.md/5Lgda)

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Oh lord, the memes are gonna get even more cursed now arent they?

 

[nohull]

Yes, let me get you started with some OC.

 

[Kuroiwa]

Apparently, instead of coding Alex has been spotted commenting and watching a livestream from one of the people that make content against him (TheGameSleuth).

 

[walter SMT IV]

one thing interesting that i realized just now was that alex's code technically only fucks himself over (because he has to go through an unorganized and inefficient mess whenever he has to update shit). that and he has to replace basically everything so its gonna take him forever and day to do it. its weird to think he's actually capable of making something like this but he's just making it 1000x harder on himself and not actually doing it
oh well thats his own damn fault

 

[Varmachtin]

Other interesting notes from the video:

• Most of the overhead problems the game has are not actually related to Alex's spaghetti code. Surprisingly all those else-ifs don't hurt as much as you'd expect (though it should be noted the compiler corrects them to a degree), it's really the poorly optimized assets that are the problem. Edit: Oh and the terribly designed overly complicated UI, forgot about that.
• That said even this guy being extremely nice to Alex commented that his code looks like a fucking nightmare, he also wished YandereDev "good luck" in finishing the game because his design patterns/architecture are so rigid that he'll likely have massive trouble adding new features and gameplay elements (Though for my money Alex's bigger problem is his laziness. He could have refactored his code 10 times by now for all the years of development he's had).
• He gives a few ideas of how to fix the student script by breaking it down and using an object oriented/inheritance based design philosophy Basically: have a less complicated "person" script that handles the really basic stuff every NPC needs to do, then have more detailed "student/teacher/etc." scripts that add more details. This is, in fact, what Alex should have done in the first place and is basic programming 101.

TBF Yandev was saying that ifelse's don't cause FPS drops from the very beginning. And many other people said that, too. His main problem in this respect is using entry level hacks (that you can easily google) instead of proper code, and don't forget that Unity has a lot of catches you just have to know to do something properly. You can follow up tutorial (or a manual) to a T and still get different result from what you'd expect, tenfold so in case of "unoptimised assets". UI work is horrendous, unless you write it from the ground up it's always going to be a major drain on FPS.

Also, Alex's scheme just doesn't scale up all that well, it's a pain in the ass adding new stuff because you always have to keep in mind that some part of what you do is in that script, some other in this script, etc, it's not a very healthy environment when you have to juggle so much info in your brain. That infamous student script is the prime example of this. Also, student script lags like a bitch whenever you change anything, you should split it up just to save yourself time on waiting for lag to pass. It doesn't affect FPS, but man if it doesn't proc your laziness and desire not to work on this stuff if you can help it. Advice in the video isn't very sound - it's not that student should be split into "person -> student -> senpai" hierarchy, Alex does that to a certain extent, it's that he should take out blocks of similar functionality from similar classes and make them into new classes (through hierarchy or more arcane means) - to cut down on repetition and to have code run through the same "grooves", that's basic code optimization.

And don't forget that you need to "divorce graphics from logic". If Unity is using less than maximum available memory and gets into ridiculously low FPS it most likely means you are using only one core or some shit like that. You'd want to have logic (i.e. who's where and doing what) run in one groove while graphics (UI, characters dancing, textures loading, etc) in another so that: a) logic wouldn't need to wait for assets to load; b) graphics being independent from logic spikes - like killing someone and simultaneously spawning new quest or whatever; c) weight of the game being split more evenly through frame increasing FPS. Though admittedly that's pretty arcane stuff and Unity kind of tries to do that in the background and fails to without fine tuning.

However deep of a newbie trap Unity is, in the end it's all on Alex for failing to fix all this mess. Noone's going to fix it for him, and he just doesn't want to, apparently.

 

[Luggers]

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Son of a fucking bitch.

@Null please close registrations again, we already have enough reditors shitting up the website.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..."

"Hey Anon, have you already pre-ordered Yandere Simulator™ Definitive Collector's Edition™ for the PS4?"

Spoiler: I don't know why I made this

Patron: Each month, he talks to me
'bout things that's done
For years straight, lies to me
Progress? There's none!
Updates, they come and go,
Framerate the same
Alex Mahan "Yanderedev" is here
To stream some games

Alex: You see that rival, there,
That you can kill?
You cannot do this yet
But you will be
You love Yandere Sim
What it became
Alex Mahan "Yanderedev" is here
To make my game

P: I've heard that student's script
Has thousands lines
I won’t pay you a dime
A: It's gremlin's lies!
Both:Your/my money and YanSim
Soon one in same
Alex Mahan "Yanderedev" is here
To stream some games/To make my game

P: It’s shit
Alex Mahan "Yanderedev"
A: GREMLIN!
Alex Mahan "Yanderedev"

You're making your own game
I always knew
You want, I'll kill myself
Another dev: What? That's not true!
B: You'll never finish it
Don't put a blame!
Alex Mahan "Yanderedev" is here
To stream some games/To make my game

A: Cancel your game, damn hack!
What? Why? That's my game!
Cancel, so I could make mine!
Just make your game man, what the hell?
CANCEL OR I'LL KILL MYSELF!!!
Ok, fine!

 

[Junkail]

You're correct, that's exactly what's happening. I tested around five or six different resolutions before trying 720p, where the FPS counter was finally in its proper place.
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2fps? How the hell were you still able to run it?

Apparently, instead of coding Alex has been spotted commenting and watching a livestream from one of the people that make content against him (TheGameSleuth).

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Should we even be surprised at this point?

 

[Blue Canary in the outlet]

I joined the YanSim Discord to witness the madness with my own eyes and it's really hilarious to see, what an exceptional safe space he created where he rules with an iron fist.

I know all my questions can be answered with "Because it's Alex".

Still, I ask myself why these kiddos still stick with him. Do they really want this dumpster fire of a game so bad?

 

[Large]

As an added bonus, a brazilian 3D modeler named "Holopaxume" (I believe this is his DeviantArt account and this is his Twitter) is currently attempting to recreate Alex in 3D form, available "when it's done", so keep your eyes open.

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https://twitter.com/YandereDevOOC/status/1284344645833482247

(https://archive.md/5Lgda)

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The question is: will he use this to update the sempai model or add "there's a model of Yanderedev avaible for free online" to the debunk page?

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Still, I ask myself why these kiddos still stick with him. Do they really want this dumpster fire of a game so bad?

Could be a few reasons.

1. Wanting a place to belong with some vague interest they share. In this case Weeb game about school murder that never be finished.
2. Edgy kids think game about schoolgirl murdering schoolmates is the hottest shit.
3.They are just so indoctrinated in the cult of YandereSim that talking sense to them will only make the "Thats Gremlin talking" Program kick in before they come to ones senses.


Those are three reasons why I think Anyone is still sticking with alex.

 

[Blue Canary in the outlet]

Could be a few reasons.

1. Wanting a place to belong with some vague interest they share. In this case Weeb game about school murder that never be finished.
2. Edgy kids think game about schoolgirl murdering schoolmates is the hottest shit.
3.They are just so indoctrinated in the cult of YandereSim that talking sense to them will only make the "Thats Gremlin talking" Program kick in before they come to ones senses.


Those are three reasons why I think Anyone is still sticking with alex.

Yeah, I see. Especially point 3 seems prominent there.
It's really no exaggeration to say that there are only ass pats towards Alex allowed.
It's really cult like.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Here's a few noteworthy/funny posts from r/YandereSimulator and r/Osana.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/hscvz2/what_do_you_think_about_this/

(https://archive.md/M4S0x)

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https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/hs0qy6/ah_wow_this_isnt_weird_or_creepy_at_all/

(https://archive.md/gSRsF)

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https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/hs60uw/oh_really_now/

(https://archive.md/7cbh4)

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r/Osana - another lie

191 votes and 9 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

(https://archive.md/KGPUN)

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I would love to see Alex debate against himself, but Christ knows having two of them in the same room would only mean less time responding to fan mail and even less time developing.

 

[who dare wins?]

Could be a few reasons.

1. Wanting a place to belong with some vague interest they share. In this case Weeb game about school murder that never be finished.
2. Edgy kids think game about schoolgirl murdering schoolmates is the hottest shit.
3.They are just so indoctrinated in the cult of YandereSim that talking sense to them will only make the "Thats Gremlin talking" Program kick in before they come to ones senses.


Those are three reasons why I think Anyone is still sticking with alex.

that or they are literally being groomed online by him, which is probably why so many girls are in his server (or cuck for him a lot)

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

The Yandere Game Curse.
Every time someone tries to one-up Yandere Simulator, their game is doomed to fail, no matter what.

I have a theory over this.
The reason the game is cursed is because it gets the notoriety of being a porn game (and all the downsides of that including getting banned of twitch not being able to sell on Steam etc.) but because it doesn’t commit to just being straight up porn it gets non of the rewards like rabid fans with too much income who are willing to buy it.

and you can never commit to it being porn because The subject matter revolves around high school students. No Westerner I can ever commit to that fully like the Japanese can.

so after a while, you’ll end up working more and more on a game that has less and less opportunities. You may get lucky and get a sizable Patreon out of it however it’s a thankless job. Game jornos don’t want to write about you unless it’s about you sperging at twitch for not letting your game on their platform.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Apparently, instead of coding Alex has been spotted commenting and watching a livestream from one of the people that make content against him (TheGameSleuth).

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What a pissbaby.

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

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What a pissbaby.

>calling someone 4 eyes and thinking that's a good insult

Actual 12 year old over here!

 

[Archeopthryx]

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What a pissbaby.

I am more pissed at this shirt tucking fanny pack wearing sexual deviant giving fashion based insult against spectacles.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

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What a pissbaby.

Then he'll be the first one to cry because "GoBlInS" call him out on his bullshit.
Ladies & Gentlemen, that's what a manchild looks like.

 

[LitmusPaper]

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What a pissbaby.

Imagine watching streams of a major critic of yours when you should be working on a game that's 3 or 4 years behind schedule, and using a childish insult like "4 eyes".